Overview
This is a chronological list of all the missable collectibles, items and friends. Note, that these are only the ones that you can miss when the story goes forward, not all the collectibles.
Why did you do a guide like this?
I was utterly bored of going crisscross and trying to find all the information about missable collectibles and where to miss them. So, after a couple of playthroughs, I made a file of my own to see what I have to remember during what quest.
I thought that others might need a reference sheet like this, and hence, this guide was born.
This guide includes missable friends, missable chinpokomons and missable items. If I have missed anything, do please notify!
Before starting the game…
Note, that the best way to complete this is simply by looting _everything_ you see. Don’t skip anything, take your sweet time. There is no reason why you should be rushing through it…. Unless you’re impatient.
And before you select your class in the very, very beginning, remember to talk to Clyde; it’s possibly the only time you can befriend him, even though he does unfriend you later on (if I noted correctly). I’m not sure if this counts towards the achievement.
You might want to go get Jimbo’s Big Game Hunter Guide in the beginning, even though it isn’t missable content. But you will go past the hunter locations during the storyline.
If a quest isn’t in the tab on the right, it means that it doesn’t have missable content. But do note that quests have multiple phases and the missables might be spread quite far apart from each other.
Call The Banners
Dodgeball
Loot all the Hall Monitors in the school, when you’re going in to free Craig from detention
Mace of Restoration
After beating the boss and looting him, go down and left and open the locker.
The Bard
Elvish Shortbow
Loot the elves in the basement.
Roidrat
In the attic, after rescuing Kenny from being raped. Sit’s in the corner next to the back wall.
Wood Elf Gloves
In the attic, looted from the elves.
Crutch of Weakness
Loot Jimmy after beating him.
Wood Elf Hat
Loot the chest in the right corner in Jimmy’s room.
Alien Abduction
Alien Helmet
In a chest behind Randy in the very beginning.
Alien Ray Gun
Defeat the aliens on the other side of the forcefield (the very first aliens). You can still loot this even if you zap one of the aliens with the wire.
Alien Suit
Loot the chest after you use the first elevator.
Alien Gloves
Loot the aliens near the “boss” (Security Officer).
Tinfoil Hat
After going back up with the elevator, the pad in the middle opens to reveal ladders (in front of the cells). Go down and beat the hobo hiding in the trash and loot him.
Alien Probe
Loot the chest before entering the white power crystal elevator.
Bettlebot
Sitting on top of some monitors after taking the elevator with the white energy crystal. Shoot it down.
Gain New Allies
( To be exact about the quest, it’s PTA Problems )
Stone Hammer
In a chest on top of the “Taco Bell”. Use the anal probe to get to it, and after that enter the vent.
Gunrilla
In the same room as the tape recorder is, in the “Taco Bell”. In the very most left corner, on top of some filing cabinets. Shoot it down.
SWAT gear
All pieces of the set (Armored Headgear, Vest and Tactical Gloves) can be looted from the dead SWAT dudes.
After this quest, you should go to the Police Station to talk to the Sergeant, and he will give you the Nazi Zombie Bounty quest, needed to befriend him. This is a missable quest. When you complete the game, you can’t get it and you’ve missed the befriending.
Attack the School
Basketball
Loot the elf/KKK in the rightmost corner in the cafeteria.
Necromancer Gloves
Loot the people after blowing up the barricade in the cafeteria.
Necromancer Robes
one in the second set of Nazi Zombie Gingers have it, so loot them.
Note, that after this, in the basement is the mutant slime -hunt log. NOT MISSABLE, but good to get so you can save time.
After defeating Stan / Butters:
Necromancer Hood
Attack the three kids attacking one of your own, and loot them.
Pterdaken
In the locker, when you go right in the second floor. Shoot him down.
Bill & Fosse
Save them from members of the elves/KKK. After beating them they befriend you.
Lemmiwinks
Go to the Fifth Grade classroom before entering the Fourth Grade room. Talk to the gerbil on the ground, and you will get him.
Class Specific Item
There’s a chest in the leftmost corner with an item that depends on your class. REMEMBER TO PICK THIS UP BEFORE BATTLING CARTMAN/KYLE!
Defeat the Underpants Gnomes
Gnome Gloves
After beating the gnomes the second time, loot them.
Gnome Helmet
Climb the very first wires after entering the mouse hole (the wires after the mousetrap).
Super Bouncy Ball
Climb the very first wires after entering the mouse hole (the wires after the mousetrap).
Gnome Clothes
After the cutscene with your parents, go left where the electricity is crackling. Dodge it by simply running through at the right moment and loot the chest.
Gnome Pickaxe
After defeating the three rats but before leaving the wall, loot the chest.
Underpants Helmet
Loot the gnomes you defeat on top of your parents dresser.
Forging Alliances
Poison Grenade
Loot the drawer that is before the examination room you have to go in.
Master Razor
In a loot bag after defeating the rats and gnomes under the floorboard. (In front of the gnomes)
Fetuswami
In the room where the automated turret is. Shoot the soldiers grenade to blow it up, gnomify yourself to enter the passage revealed to get to Fetuswami.
O Canada
( a part of Forging Alliances -quest. )
Bishop of Banff
Do not kill the Bishop, and you shall befriend him.
NOTE! To get the Majority Figure -achievement (where you have to fart on four major figures, is missable. Remember to cup-a-spell on the Prime Minister in the cave!)
Beat Up Clyde
Lawn Dart
On the first floor of Clyde’s fortress, there’s a chest to loot.
Knight Gauntlets
Loot the enemies on the higher level of Clyde’s fortress.
Knight Helmet
Even further up, in a chest.
Shoe
Use the anal probe to get to the very topmost platform to get to it. Note that this is a Chinpokomon, not a loot chest!
Ike
Fart on the fireworks when Ike is crying up in Clyde’s fortress.
Knight Armor
After defeating Craig, climb up the ladder and open the chest on the left.
Big Gay Al
Answer the ringing iPhone in Mr Slave.
Vibroblade
Loot the Nazi Zombie Bacteria.
Condom Cap
After scaring the bat, loot the chest behind it.
Side Quest Missables
There are some that are considered missable – but since it isn’t bound to the main story, they technically aren’t disappearing missables unless you forget to loot them.
For example, the Mongorian Bow is looted from the Mongolians in the Mongolian Beef quest. I’m not sure if there are others than that, the Mongorian Bow might be the only one.
You are done!
Well, these were all the missables! If I missed any, do tell, or if the list is out of order (some item comes earlier than it is in the list). Hope this guide helped you with your achievement hunting!