Overview
A Complete guide to the South Park: The Stick of Truth game’s Achievements including Secret Achievements.
Introduction
This guide is meant to help everyone with unlocking the complete list of Achievements for this game and will even include the Secret Achievements not openly listed. I will provide step by step instructions for those achievements that take a bit of work with each tested out by myself once I have discovered how to get each of the achievements. A some of the Achievements are self explanitory in their descriptions so I may not provide further information on all of them unless people ask.
The Collection achievements for the Chinpokomon can be solved with this video guide it seems to have all 30 locations down good. It’s important to note that you can easily miss a number of Chinpkomon since they are in areas you can only access once in the story.
Update (9/15/2016): I’ve updated some portions of this guide now since it’s original posting since the game is free (currently at time of typing this) to anyone who buys the Sequel game which comes out soon. I’ll try to get a few more updates in as well to make the guide better.
Table of Contents
- Introduction
- Achievements
- Secret Achievements
Achievements
New Kid On The Block:
Join the KKK.
This one can be a little confusing you don’t actually get it after choosing your class like most think. Instead it is rewarded after a scene at Kupa Keep after finishing the Giggling Donkey Tavern level and returning back to Cartman’s backyard.
First Day in South Park:
Spend one day in South Park.
This One is rewarded after the Alien Ship level’s Crashing scene.
Gingivitis:
Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.
Day Walker (15 points):
Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Simply wear the Freckles and one of the Ginger hair styles (hair might not be necessary) you get from looting enemies, lockers, and chests in the school. Keep wearing them till after you have defeated the Hall Monitor Boss and you should get this.
Made This for You:
Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.
Rather Simple, you have to do the taking a poop mini game in a bathrom by sitting on a toilet. If you finish the mini game correctly you can loot a turd from the toilet, and then you just have to throw that at a enemy during combat. To do so select the turd from your item inventory during combat.
Are We Cool?:
Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.
This is rather simple but does require a few steps as you have to complete the entire quest from Father Maxi.
- First choose to play the Jew Class
- Next once you finish the Elven Raid tutorial at Kupa Keep head to City Hall and Find Father Maxi.
- Get the quest to find Jesus from Father Maxi
- Go to the South Park Church and speak to Jesus. It should be simple to find him.
- Next after talking to Jesus go talk to Father Maxi again for part 2 of his quest.
- return to the Church to find Jesus AGAIN.
- For this you have to turn off the lights in the church with the switch on the back wall. Then move each lamp located by the pew. This Should reveal Jesus’s shadow and thus his location.
- Speak to Jesus again behind the pew.
- You should be rewarded for the quest completion now and the Achievement as you get Father Maxi and Jesus as Friends.
Parkeologist:
Open all garages in South Park.
For the Hoarder:
Sell nothing the entire game.
Truth to Power:
Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister.
I listed the actual people necessary here rather then what the achievement described so as to make it simpler for everyone. I believe the Prime Minister needed is the one in the Canada level, which is done before saving him. You also ahve to use your fart powers to get a few of them.
Irritable Bowels:
♥♥♥♥ your pants during a boss battle.
During a boss battle have your mana at mostly full then use a Large Mana Potion causing your mana bar to over flow. This will cause you to ♥♥♥♥ your pants and gain you this achievement. (Thanks to Jedo for pointing this out)
Dog Whistle:
Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.
Dragon Wrath:
Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat.
To get this you first need to learn the Sneaky Squeeker fart from Randy Marsh.
Use the Sneaky Squeeker to set up your attack drawing the enemies close to a open flame so you can use another fart attack to blow them up. This should earn you the Achievment, I haven’t done so myself yet, but videos on youtube have shown it done.
Just Saying Hi:
Fart on each available buddy in the game.
This one is actually fairly easy but took a bit to figure out, you can’t do this till after the battle at the school between the Elves and Humans. The reason is that you have to actually call the buddy into your party and fart on them it wont count unless they are your active buddy/party member. The Buddies needed are Kyle, Cartman, Butters, Jimmy, Princess Kenny, and Stan
Re-Buttal:
Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.
Heisenberg:
Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.
This one takes some time and exploration to do, and it’s most important steps must be done BEFORE taking the letter to the Meth Heads in Kenny’s garage for Tweek.
- Find the Evil Cartman Goatee in Cartman’s house (should be in a drawer in his living room).
- Head to the South Park Police Station
- Head into the Jail cell area and speak to Roflstomper (the big Kid in the orange jump suit) to get his quest.
- Complete his quest to set him free by finding your way into the Police locker room and getting the key to the jail cell.
- Free Rolfstomper and loot the chest in his cell for the Bald Cap.
- if you haven’t already done so take Cartman’s letter for Tweek to him and get the letter from Tweek for the Meth heads.
- Wear the Evil Cartman Goatee and the Bald Cap
- Talk to Kenny’s mom at the Door to their house and then go talk to the Meth Head’s in Kenny’s “guest house” Garage and defeat them.
- You should be Rewarded with this Achievement immediately after winning the battle.
Shutout:
Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle.
This one may be easier for some than others but I found the easiest battle to do it in was the Pirate kindergardners. Simply attack the girl pirate at the bottom of the steps to start the battle then block all the attacks.
Stay Down:
Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they’re knocked out.
Very easy and self explanitory, just right click to fart and do so on enemies you have defeated.
Avenger:
Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.
No Child Left Behind:
Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.
Poco Chinpoko:
Collect 5 Chinpokomon.
Chinpoko loco:
Collect 15 Chinpokomon.
Chinpokolypse:
Collect all the Chinpokomon.
There are a number of Chinpokomon that are located in areas you can only access one time during the story and never again. This makes this last Chinpokomon achievment very easy to miss.
Daddy Issues:
Befriend your Dad.
He’s only friend you after you have gained a large number of friends, my first time for this it was after I gained 58 friends, but it appears to be any number right after 50. Once you ahve a good number of friends go back to your house and speak with him to get him added and earn this.
More Popular Than Jesus:
Befriend Half of South Park.
More Popular Than John Lennon:
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Junk Peddler:
Sell 300 junk items.
Ass of Fire:
Kill 20 enemies with Cartman’s ass.
Canadian Handshake:
Fart on people 100 times
Animal Cruelty:
Fart on animals 25 times.
Very easy, and can be the same animal every time you fart it will still count.
Pulling Mud:
♥♥♥♥ Your Pants in battle three times.
Shopaholic:
Complete half of the available costume sets.
Clothes ♥♥♥♥♥:
Complete all available Costume Sets.
Friends in Strange Places:
Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes.
Weapon Proficiency:
Score 100 perfect attacks.
Skilled Defender:
Block 100 attacks.
You bastards!:
Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.
Really simple to do even death’s from Kenny’s own special abilities will count to this.
Mastery:
Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid’s abilities.
Make it Rain!:
Spend $500.
Full Arsenal:
Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Secret Achievements!
This list is complements of the gamefront website and a few other similar websites that are now listing the secret achievements.
KKK Hero:
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
This can not be earned on the same playthrough as the Elven Hero.
Side with Cartman during the Battle against the Elves on Day Two in South Park to Fight Kyle and earn this.
Elven Hero:
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
This can not be Earned on the same playthrough as the KKK Hero.
Side with Kyle and the Elves during the same battle mentioned above to fight Cartman and earn this.
Nonconformist:
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Simply Complete the Gain New Allies quest.
The hardest part of this I found to be the mini game “Dance like a Goth kid” which is basically like Dance Dance Revolution in it’s mechanics. You don’t have to nail every part of that mini game, but you do have to succeed in most of it. The burning cigarette at the top left measures how close you are to beating it. Also you have to use arrow keys the WASD keys wont work for this mini game.
Inside Joke:
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Face Hoff:
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Save up the approx. $175 and go to Tom’s Rhinoplasty and then select the procedure “The Hasselhoff” surgery done to you. This will make you look like David Hasselhoff (not kidding you actually get his entire face and all).
Acceptance:
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Two Girls, One Stick:
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Outpatient:
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Perverted:
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
This is can only be earned during the conflict with the Underpant’s Gnomes in your house at night when you enter your parent’s bedroom while shrunk by the gnomes. Stand on your parent’s bedroom dresser facing them and watch while they have sex, after about 60 seconds you’ll earn this.
Stick Savior:
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Too Far:
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.