Doki Doki Literature Club! Guide

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Overview

cute on the outsideSeriously? You brought a boy?Way to kill the atmosphere…What? If you want to say something, just say it.Dummy…Manga is literature!!That’s what it means to be a pro! Didn’t expect to learn something from the youngest one here, did you?It’s clearly about the feeling of giving up! How can that be cute?(What’s with this language?)f*cking monikammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMy dad would beat the sh*t out of me if he found this.Hey Monika, do they usually have fried squid?Because it’s right in your name! Mon-ika!You need to stop being dumb and give yourself a little more credit!Play with me.If she could learn to appreciate that simple writing is more effective, then this wouldn’t have happened in the first place!Oh? I didn’t realize you were so invested in trying to impress our new member, Yuri!I’ve felt it… for a while now.Ugh, you’re such a kid sometimes!umm… this is unnatural, and don’t ask me how because i don’t know either! somehow this is the only guide i’ve made that was left out and wasn’t viewed as much as the other ones i’ve made… not entirely sure why that is but yeah. the other three girls got more attention than her… how odd.yeah this changed after like… a month or something? i have no idea, somebody brought in all the attentionhe walked in on the first day and i was like, oh my god, now’s my opportunity. sayori asked me to make some cupcakes for his arrival or whatever and it took him a few seconds until he actually bit into it. wait… did he just ask me if i made them for him???? oh god how does he know that!!!! it’s not like i like him or made them for him only………… right? ugh, boys can be so weird sometimes i swear to godlinks? fine. i added more in case you didn’t realize. i kept the old ones too you weebs over unholiday no this isn’t related but you need to see it purity uhhhhhhhhhh not too shabby special the gang or whatever. THE DUMMY chick who does that cutting thing lol childish girl who’s literally in high school miss bossy pants and also, STOP MOVING MY MANGA!!UPDATE 02/16/2021 – wait what am i doing here????? pretend you didn’t see anything, i just made some small edits. whatever you saw before this update is still the same i promise. also why in the hell is this guide so popular02/25/2021 // more links, more images, blah blah blah. i also fixed one of the existing images because it was too low-res for the humor so i replaced it with one that has significantly better quality. also the spaghetti image isn’t last anymore, so stop looking at it sickosa batch of cupcakes i baked on 03/08/2021 (no trays were burnt in the making.) >> Yeah, umm… I added a cupcake thing to the title. That’s it really. Some quotes too I guess. Anyway, stay safe.??/??/????It’s the day of the festival. I woke up this morning and felt very jQTwlkAyQRoQ. That’s unusual. As I get out of bed, I CWNsqIYDe downstairs and start making my way to rhhrpiqhaaHubW before my entire SpHCvIzbvOXyPrpIEcvwvXZKIDOEO.

Urk! Y-you just don’t understand anything, do you?!

wow sayori, you brought in a boy. thanks a lot for killing the girls-only atmosphere. where did you even get this guy from, the street? pfft

jesus christ, why the hell did he just tell me that some guys are into petite girls???? that’s so gross! what’s his problem, i never asked to look like this!

umm you do realize i can read your mind, right? parfait girls isn’t exceedingly moe. it’s better than that edgy markov of portrait or whatever the hell yuri gave you, ugh.

yuri needs to, like, stop being dumb and give herself a little more credit. she’s far more talented than me… and has a much more mature figure too… hmph

you know what’s gross?

SPIDERS.

AND AMY LIKES SPIDERS
Spiders are gross. She’s gross. That’s why I’m not friends with her.
And I’m going to tell everyone.

I’m not cute!!





















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