Overview
Nothing says ♥♥♥♥ YOU, I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME more than the classic ‘Throwing a can in the face of a man asking you to pick it up’ maneuver.
Half Life 2: Defiant Achievement- AKA ♥♥♥♥ the Police.
This is a guide for the greatest and best achievement, not only in Half Life 2, but infact in any game ever made!!
Here we have it, the staging ground for the greatest struggle between good and evil mankind has ever known.
My heart starts beating faster as I approach the guard, fully aware that this could be the greatest moment of my life, I currently feel like a mixture between Bill Pullman giving his speech in Independence Day and Denzel Washington beating up that crippled guy in Training Day.
I reach down onto the floor and grab the can. I can feel the guard getting excited as he thinks i’m about to conform with his insane plans.
Here’s a a link for further reading and backstory on the can. [link]
“Sure I’ll put it in the trash” – OH MAN – He has no idea how much S H I T is about to go down!!!!
NOTE: The pure excitment on the guards face as he thinks I’m about to conform.
THEN BAM!! CAN IN THE FACE!!!! HOW DO YOU FEEL??!!!!??! I throw it right in his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face and flip off the monitor with Rage Against the Machine blasting on Itunes.
The guard flys into a frenzy and pulls out his electric d i l d o, He can barely focus as his eyes water with rage at what I have done. He lunges at me but his pleasure device attacks are wank and I easily move out of the way.
Then, having being truly defeated in every way it’s possible to be defeated, understanding the depth of his failure, the guard has no choice but to walk off, knowing he’s beaten by a better man. Good defeats evil, white doves are released and Fireworks start going off in the distance. I stand next to the bin and give an acceptance speech in which I thank God and my friends and family who believed in me.
Achivment Unlocked! FIGHT THE POWER!!!![