Overview
The ULTIMATE guide for the sh!t HIT dinosaur dating sim.
Step One. Wait.
Everyone knows BOB (Beasts of Bermuda) is the ultimate clicker game (i.e cookie clicker) what i mean by this is you have to wait to get points for traits that are NECESSARY to beat BOB.
Another factor of BOB is GROWING. Every hardcore player knows growing is the best part and feature of BOB. while you’re waiting for your dinosaur to grow to a good size you can do some of the following. Get your Diploma, Have children, become 50, have gay sex, just to name a few things you can do to pass the time.
Step Two. Conspiracy.
you know, during the las vegas shooting, Stephen Paddock supposedly spent over 3,000 rounds of ammunition over the course of 10 minutes from 27 ar15s with bumpstocks despite the fact that that would require him to drop a gun after each 30 round magazine was emptied and videos from the survivors shows there was a non-stop stream of bullets with a firing much higher than a bumpstock is capable of producing shooting from multiple locations which shows to be an m240 lmgs. after the fbi took over the investigation his house somehow burnt down along with all the evidence and photos of his hotel room, where he shot from, show only about 50 spent shells years later, we still don’t know his motivation and there was strangely no followup on the biggest mass shooting in U.S. history.
Step Three. Summon Him.
악마는 그가 도착하면 울고 달릴 것입니다. 그들은 구걸하고 간청하지만 그들의 외침과 신음은 귀머거리의 귀에 떨어질 것입니다. 그가 여기 있기 때문입니다. 신의 개입.
Step Four. Play.
Hop on the Isle instead ngl this game sh!t fart no kizzy
Step 5. Splooge.
JESSE