[0.4.0][EN]Daddy Checklist

Overview

What to do as a daddy? Ask no longer!This guide provides a to-do list for daddy to KEEP THAT B1TCH IN CHECK.

Introduction

Welcome to the Daddy Checklist!
This guide provides things to do as daddy in order of importance (But you can do them in any order you wish)

Good luck and happy Daddying!

Step 1: Check for things in the living room.

Look around the living room for things that the baby must not have, or things you must have.

For example, one spawn location for forks, knives and hammers is under the glass table. If you miss it, it is likely you will lose very soon.

Place these things in harder to reach places like on the shelf. I do not recommend putting them on the top of the closet for long, as the new vent makes it possible to reach there easily.

While you’re at it, open the TV to check on the baby. If you see him running towards the vent, skip step 2 and run to the kitchen. And hurry.

If you found a cabinet lock, lucky you! You should rush to lock the cabinets immediately, ignoring step 2 as it is less important if you have the lock.

Step 2: Put away the chemicals in the living room.

This should say for itself. Next to the door to the kitchen is the closet, where a set of chemicals lay on the floor waiting to be drunk. Place them away!

Usually you will place them on the shelf on top, however in this version a vent enables the baby to get on said shelf. The entrance is in the bathroom, right of sink and behind the trash can.

Alternative places to put these chemicals are the shelf in the living room, hiding them in the other closet, or put them in the upper cabinets in the kitchen.

However, if you just started, you will want to just put them on top and rush to the kitchen, because step 3 is very important.

Step 3: Find the cabinet lock in the kitchen, and lock all the lower cabinets.

This is a vital step that sets a good daddy and a bad daddy apart, and determines the life of your awkward and ugly baby.

The cabinet lock looks like a black padlock. It only spawns once, and can be in the kitchen drawers, in the upper kitchen cabinets, or in the living room. Search for it, and hurry! The baby can use the shortcut to rush you to the cabinets.

After you found it, the baby either didn’t arrive at the kitchen yet, or have already gotten into the cabinet.
If the baby is away, lock the cabinets in this order:

• Central cabinets facing the living room
• Central cabinets facing the sink
• Cabinets below the sink
• Cabinets around the oven
• Lock the oven as well, click the padlock button on top of the oven
• Finally, lock the cabinets in the bathroom.

If the baby already gotten into the cabinets, chances are they are in the central cabinets where the batteries are. Lock the cabinets in this order:

• First, be sure the baby didn’t get a knife or a fork! If so, take it and throw it into a upper cabinet.
• Lock the cabinets below the sink.
• Run to the bathroom and lock the cabinets there.
• Go back, check the baby and be sure he doesn’t have a fork♥♥♥♥♥♥♥hammer.
• (Optional) Lock the cabinets beside the oven. They aren’t as dangerous as other cabinets, but you want to be sure, and also deny the baby of a hiding place.

If the baby gotten into the sink cabinet for some reason, lock in this order:

• Lock the central cabinets facing the sink
• Lock the cabinets beside the oven
• Lock the other central cabinets
• Run to the bathroom and lock the cabinets there

After you have done these all, chances are you don’t need the cabinet lock anymore. Shove it anywhere, but remember that place, because a baby key might unlock a cabinet and screw things up!

Step 4: Secure the bathroom.

The bathroom is small and full of threats. Your baby is bound to make a mess here.

There are 3 main things to do, 1 of which you might already have done in the last step.

• Lock the cabinets below the sink (You should’ve done it already)
• Remove the trash can, toss it somewhere the baby can’t reach
• Remove the stepping stool, and toss it into the bathtub.

Another thing worth noting is that you might want to close the toliet lid. It just may get dangerous.

After that, the baby will have a hard time causing trouble here. However, he can still access the bathtub with toy blocks! Keep an eye on your baby espicially if he’s in the bathroom.

Step 5: Finishing touches

At this point, your baby already lost half the battle. You will want to do the following to deny them of the other half. You don’t need to do this in order, but do so at your convenience.

• Place the trash can in the kitchen somewhere inaccessible (I recommend the top ofcentral cabinets)
• Place the stool in the kitchen somewhere inaccessible (again, central cabinets)
• If you put the chemicals in the living room on top of the closet, place them somewhere safer (Shelves in living room, upper cabinets, top of central cabinet etc.)
• Find the baby key, and place it away.
• If you didn’t lock the oven yet, lock it.

Notify me of anything I missed.

Extras 1: Cook food for baby

By this time you want to secure your dadtastic victory, or want to be a good daddy and help mom.
The first and easiest thing to do is to cook food.
You only need to do 4 things:

• Put the pan in the sink onto the oven. (NOT INTO THE OVEN)
• Open the fridge, and take out some meat. (I used steak as it is closer, but any raw food will do)
• Put meat on the pan and turn respective knob. The oven should turn red if it heats up.
• Wait until the meat is well-done. You will get a notice if this is your first time cooking.

And now you have the Master Chef powerup, doubling the healing effect of everything, including fruits! The meat you just cooked can also be fed, and they are very powerful.

Extras 2: Put away the toys

The toys in the living room scatter around, and is quite a mess. Put them away!

To unlock the powerup, you need to open the toy box and put all of the toys in. Be sure they are not on the edge of the toy box!
The toys you need to put away include:

• Red, blue and green block. Do these first as they also double as stepping stools.
• The ball
• The piano
• 3 small blocks (A,B,C)

If you got the powerup, you done it right! You should have one of two powerups. The first one senses the location of items, but I don’t really know the effect of the second powerup. I think it makes you invisible or something.

Extras 3: Deal with the foam gun.

The foam cannon (or whatever name they gave it) shoots foam balls. It can knock down things above, like cups or things you put on shelves. You want it gone.

Because you are usually too busy going about your daddy business, chances are the baby either already have it, or nobody found it.
If the baby didn’t get it, search for the gun. One of the spawn is in the bedroom.
If the baby have it already, be careful. Foam balls shot from the gun are edible and poisonous. The only way to deny the baby of this poisoning is to let them keep the gun, or put the ammo away. So either:
a. You put the balls away and deny the baby of shooting as he will not have ammo, or
b. You take the gun from the baby, and collect the balls before the baby can eat it.
Any ammo still in the gun won’t be edible, so if the baby didn’t use the gun yet you can just snatch it.

Last Words (Not for the baby, of course)

At this point, your dadiness should deny the baby of any danger! Keep an eye on the baby, remove potential danger, and you can sit back and watch your sweetheart try hard and fail to kill itself!

Thank you very much for reading this guide! Correct anything I got wrong, Suggest anything I missed, and give any constructive criticism in the comments!