Overview
This guide will provide you with an explanation of Super Hexagon. It will cover the purpose and effect of the game, as well as how to succeed in the game.
Guide Introduction/Super Hexagon Disambiguation
Chances are if you’re viewing this guide, you’ve already purchased this game, which means that you have already shortened your life span by about five years give or take. Most people bought this game because they thought it would be a challenging BUT fun, arcade game. You’re Wrong. Just like LSD, this game is only fun in the beginning. This game will start to induce fiendish hallucinations and nightmares after you start to move to the more advanced difficulties. The game tries to send you into a trance with its flashing colors and aggresively soothing music. When you are in that video game trance, Gabe Newell is actually infecting you with a potent virus known scientifically as Arcadius Steamium. This virus causes you to enjoy mediocre arcade games, and feeds itself off the money you spend on those games.
Background History and Basic Introduction
After you have tried the first level, one of two things will have happened. You will be one of the 5% who beat the level on their first try and completely skipped the initial effect of Super Hexagon OR, like the other 95% (including me), you will have failed. Failure is how this severe addiction starts. Throughout history, humans have strived to succeed, and we will try to succeed in this game as well. Now there are two types of Winners. The naturally gifted or the hard workers. The naturally gifted have the hand eye coordination to break this habbit. The hard workers most suffer through countless failures before they can kick this drug. If you did not know, in order to beat each of the six levels, you need to survive a spirally cluster**** of shapes trying to eat your soul make you lose.
For Those Who Are Not Naturally Gifted
So you are trying Super Hexagon and you are struggling. That’s okay. There is really no strategy to beating a level since every path is randomized. This is about you channeling your energy and concentration into the tip, of your fingers. You need to be constantly aware of every little line that is coming to steal your swag. The most general but important tip I can give to you people is practice. People don’t say “Practice Makes Perfect” for nothing.
Strategy For Beating Levels 1-5
This strategy continues off the idea of practice from the previous section. The concept is, doing the harder thing before the easier thing will, make the easy thing… even easier. Now there is no easy in this game so lets just say the least hard, will become even less hard. When you start off, only having three levels unlocked, you can do two things. You can try repetition, on the easiest level, and that will make you slowly better, though not by much since the course always changes. Or, you can try repetition on the hardest level available to you, which will slowly make you better at that level, while making you better at the levels before that. Now when I started practicing for ‘Hard’ on the ‘Hardest’ difficulty, I was able to do this on my second try after all that practice.
Now What Happens When You Get To The Final Level
Well, there is no harder level that can prepare you for the final level. No guide can prepare you for ‘Hyper Hexagonest’. Your reaction when getting there will be something similar to…