Overview
A complete list of cheats for Postal 2, taken from the games files as of version 1415
Introduction
I took all the cheats here from the game’s files. Most require you to open the console with ` (above tab on most US keyboards), and type “sissy” (without quotes) which will enable cheats and DISABLE ACHIEVEMENTS. A few cheats need to be unlocked, but the unlocks are a little bit finicky so I didn’t list them. Some cheats have multiple commands listed: those are just all possible commands, any one of them will do. All the cheats listed should be typed without quotation marks, and are not case sensitive.
Cheats
“sissy” – enables cheats and DISABLES ACHIEVEMENTS
“Alamode” – makes you invincible (should be Allah Mode, but it’s not) (toggle)
“PackNHeat” “GunRack” “Armory” – gives you almost all weapons (some must be unlocked)
“PayLoad” “BlastACap” – gives you 9999 ammo for all weapons, and sets the ammo limit to 9999 (including things like the bladder and the Stun Gun. there’s also a third command for this one, but Steam censored part of it)
“IAmSoLame” “WhyDoIPlay” “Kamek0wnzJ00” – gives you all weapons with 9999 ammo, and makes the player invincible
“Kamek0wnsMe” – gives you all weapons with 9999 ammo, makes you fire really fast, jump super high, and makes you run really fast
“PiggyTreats” – gives you 20 doughnuts
“JewsForJesus” – gives you $5000
“BoyAndHisDog” – gives you 20 dog treats
“Jones” “HeadShop” “CrackAddict” – gives you 20 “health pipes”
“SwimWithFishes” – gives you 500 radar, and the “Large Mouth Bass” and “Piranha” radar plugins
“FireInYourHole” – turns on rocket cameras (toggle)
“SlowRockets” – slows down rockets for use with the rocket camera
“FastRockets” – speeds up rockets for use with the rocket camera
“NormalRockets” – normalizes rocket speed
“IAmTheOne” – gives you 20 catnip
“Lotsa♥♥♥♥♥” “CatFancy” “MeowMix” “CatNado” – gives you 20 cats
“BlockMyAss” – gives you 200 body armor
“SmackDatAss” – gives you the Gimp suit
“IAmTheLaw” – gives you the Cop outfit
“Healthful” “InjectLife” “Curaga” – gives you full health and 4 medkits
“Whatchutalkinbout” – turns all NPCs into Gary Coleman
“Osama” – turns all NPCs into extremists
“KrotchatizeMe” – turns all NPCs into Krotchy
“JewTown” – gives all NPCs Mike J’s head
“Zombification” – turns all NPCs into zombies
“RockinCats” – makes the machine gun and the shotgun shoot cats
“DokkinCats” – turns off “RockinCats”
“BoppinCats” – makes cats fired from guns bounce off walls
“SplodinCats” – turns off “BoppinCats”
“NowWeDance” – makes the machine gun shoot scissors (toggle)
“IFeelFree” – no clipping (toggle)
“LikeABirdy” – lets you fly around without clipping through things (toggle)
“HeadShots” – everyone dies with a single shot to the head (toggle)
“MightyFoot” – makes you kick really fast and really hard (toggle)
“DogLover” – spawns a dog and makes him love you
“CopKilla” – makes bystanders hate cops (toggle)
“Charismatic” – makes bystanders help you (toggle)
“GhostTown” – removes everyone except for you (the only way to get people back is to re-enter the level, doesn’t seem to remove Leprechauns)
“Anarchist” – removes cops
“SuperMario” – makes you jump super high (toggle)
“SonicBoom” – makes you run really fast (toggle)
“Domino” – gives you 20 pizzas
“JerkInYourBox” – gives you 20 fast food
“MoonMan” – low gravity (toggle)
“TheQuick” – makes you fire really fast
“UnQuick” – makes you fire normal speed
“Bullet” – slows down everything except the Dude (toggle)
“AntiBullet” – speeds up everything except the Dude (toggle)
“PropBreaker” – breaks all breakable props in the level (cars, windows, doors, etc.)
“EgoBoost” – makes NPCs heads larger (can be used multiple times, and with “WitchDoctor”)
“WitchDoctor” – makes NPCs heads smaller (can be used multiple times, and with “EgoBoost”)