Overview
A thoroughly complete guide to achievements and self-guidanceA decent part of the fun of the game is figuring it out by yourself, so I’d highly recommend trying to find your own way before looking too deep into this guide Achievements are grouped together to make sections more accessible and easier to scroll through
How to use this guide properly
There were 28 achievements as of the making of this guide
- If you can’t find an achievement, use CTRL+F and type the achievement’s name
- I will try as much as possible not to spoil the story or the important/surprising stuff of the game, so anyone can go through the guide at any stage of progression through the game
- This guide isn’t a walkthrough, the point is not to tell you how to finish the game, but to tell you about the achievements, and the achievements only
- A good amount of achievements require luck, and/or farming, so brace yourselves
Selfless Savior and Dedicated
Selfless Savior:
Navigating the cosmos with seeds in hand, he successfully grew new life so grand.
Navigating the cosmos with seeds in hand, he successfully grew new life so grand.
Dedicated:
Three planets to train him, three more to inspire. And three more yet—it’s what the achievement requires.
Three planets to train him, three more to inspire. And three more yet—it’s what the achievement requires.
Easiest way to do it:
- Reviving planets shouldn’t be a problem, but if you have trouble with a boss, just load up the closest stone you have to 9 planets and keep trying
Photon Sin Thesis, The Pacifist, Right Round, Baby and I’ll Be Brief
Photon Sin Thesis:
Encountered evil within three seeds, vanquished that evil without concede.
Encountered evil within three seeds, vanquished that evil without concede.
- Grow 3 evil plants in 1 game
- Random Event when planting a seed
- There is an artifact that greatly increases the chances of evil plants appearing
The Pacifist:
Their bullets hit, his skin was bruised… but his weapons remained unused.
Their bullets hit, his skin was bruised… but his weapons remained unused.
Easiest way to do it:
- Don’t shoot for a while, and get damaged by enemies
Right Round, Baby:
The stars spun dizzily through skies above. The soil beneath restored with love.
The stars spun dizzily through skies above. The soil beneath restored with love.
Easiest way to do it:
- Keep running in the same direction around a revived planet for a while
I’ll Be Brief:
Through the fabric of the finest loom’s fruit, he’d charge his gun, jump, and then he’d toot.
Through the fabric of the finest loom’s fruit, he’d charge his gun, jump, and then he’d toot.
- Random event while opening a chest
- “Bad” Artifacts increase the chance of rare events happening slightly
Space Stuff
Phew:
His last lifeline thought lost to infinite space. Yet he made it back to soil: so safe.
His last lifeline thought lost to infinite space. Yet he made it back to soil: so safe.
Easiest way to do it:
- Go out in outer space, stay close to a planet, and try to empty as much jetpack fuel as possible.
When you’re close to none, get back to the planet
A Solar Shave:
He jet along the red razors edge. No fuel left—but living life was his pledge.
He jet along the red razors edge. No fuel left—but living life was his pledge.
Easiest way to do it:
- Get close to a red area (map limit) when you’re almost out of fuel
Cold Embrace:
For a twelfth of an hour all he’d know was distant planets hung far below.
For a twelfth of an hour all he’d know was distant planets hung far below.
Easiest way to do it:
- Stay in outer space for 5 full minutes, with at least 2 planets revived
Asteroids and Ultranovae
In the Rough:
Asteroid suspicions of treasure concealed. Rock cracked in half: rewards revealed.
Asteroid suspicions of treasure concealed. Rock cracked in half: rewards revealed.
- Completly random, asteroids sometimes drop diamonds when destroyed
We Win, Gracie:
The rock creeped closer—impending fear. When the bombs went off: victory cheer.
The rock creeped closer—impending fear. When the bombs went off: victory cheer.
Easiest way to do it:
- Destroy an asteroid with an Ultranova
The Mod:
NeoGAF’s orbit became overrun fast. He nuked the thread with a megaton blast.
NeoGAF’s orbit became overrun fast. He nuked the thread with a megaton blast.
Easiest way to do it:
- Throw 10 Ultranovae
- Chest’s Ultranovae seem to count
Old Bearded Man (Death during Halloween)
Wisdom:
The truth revealed, the story told. Not quite sure why he’s so darn old.
The truth revealed, the story told. Not quite sure why he’s so darn old.
Easiest way to do it:
- Visit the Old Man before beating any boss
- His planet is always located on the upper side of the map
- Your compass always points to that planet, so just follow your compass to reach him
Destiny’s Errand:
He found the one to whom 8 belonged. From behind a beard rewards were spawned.
He found the one to whom 8 belonged. From behind a beard rewards were spawned.
Easiest way to do it:
- Bring the Magic 8 Ball to the old man
- It’s a random chest drop
Construct, Too and Plants
Construct, Too:
His hands were calloused, as were his knees. One hundred structures he did see.
His hands were calloused, as were his knees. One hundred structures he did see.
Easiest way to do it:
- Build 100 structures (over all playthroughs)
Part of the 1337 Team:
Their forces combined and changed the Earth. He dreamed of such power since before his birth.
Their forces combined and changed the Earth. He dreamed of such power since before his birth.
Easiest way to do it:
- Plant 1337 plants (over all playthroughs)
Shinobi
Shinobi:
A sword was found and then returned. A ninja’s trust was rightly earned.
A sword was found and then returned. A ninja’s trust was rightly earned.
Easiest way to do it:
- Bring Turboninja his sword (there is only 1 sword in the game), the sword has a 100% chance of appearing on one of the 50 planets before you complete his quest
For Jesse
For Jesse:
With enough food grown for a cupboard of bears, the secret revealed just over there.
With enough food grown for a cupboard of bears, the secret revealed just over there.
- Have 4 bamboo plants on the same planet
- Random occurrence when planting seeds
- Planets with water seem a little more likely to have bamboo
For Nick
For Nick:
With faith while lava burned him hard, the fire yarn spun to immaculate garb.
With faith while lava burned him hard, the fire yarn spun to immaculate garb.
In order to find the yarn in a chest, a couple requirements must be met:
- Have 2 more Bad artifacts active than good ones
- Have unlocked the “undies” costume
Easiest way to do it:
- Go into a pool of lava with the Fire Yarn equipped and wait until you’re almost dead
Domo Arigato
Domo Arigato:
You’re wondering who I am-machine or mannequin. With parts made in Japan, I am the modern man.
You’re wondering who I am-machine or mannequin. With parts made in Japan, I am the modern man.
Easiest way to do it:
- Find a piece of metal
- Drop it in lava
- Drop it in water (afterwards)
Glitchin’
Glitchin’:
The fabric of all time and space shred into pieces and displaced.
The fabric of all time and space shred into pieces and displaced.
Easiest way to do it:
- Go into a gltich portal with the 8 ball equipped
Ma…ma…?
Ma…ma…?:
Tended egg from love to life. Now a creature helps fight fiends with friendship rife.
Tended egg from love to life. Now a creature helps fight fiends with friendship rife.
How to:
- Find a planet that has the same pattern as on the egg you found (but not necessarily the same colors)
- Revive that planet
- Wait for the egg to start hatching (it will make little heart particles)
- Protect the egg from enemies until it hatches fully
Story Related
Double Dragon:
See both the fire breather trying to heat up his heart, and the ice breather trying to break his smile apart.
See both the fire breather trying to heat up his heart, and the ice breather trying to break his smile apart.
- It’s a late game boss
- You could also try to summon the Fire and Ice dragon at the same time
The Blue Pill:
People say that ignorance is bliss. To be clueless was his only wish.
People say that ignorance is bliss. To be clueless was his only wish.
- When someone asks you to, just give him the one stone
Neutralmonism:
The option placed before his eyes. He chose to fight. He chose to try.
The option placed before his eyes. He chose to fight. He chose to try.
- Refuse to give the one stone
The Cataclysm:
The truth revealed, a fight fully fought—fate then sealed and victory brought.
The truth revealed, a fight fully fought—fate then sealed and victory brought.
- Beat the last boss
Armoury
Armoury:
Bullets, lasers, armour and shells. His choices for battle shall suit him well.
Bullets, lasers, armour and shells. His choices for battle shall suit him well.
How to:
- Unlock every weapon
Tips
- Only 2 weapons cannot be bought
- The last weapon is obtained after beating the last boss
- You might have to complete Turboninja’s quest in order to later unlock his sword
RRSP
RRSP:
A lifetime of saving for a few years of rest. He wishes he spent it when he felt at his best.
A lifetime of saving for a few years of rest. He wishes he spent it when he felt at his best.
Easiest way to do it:
- Have 100000 crystals in your pocket