100% Achievements: Watch paint dry

Overview

A simple and unfunny guide explaining when each achievement will pop; mainly created for those curious who will never be able to play the game.

Introduction

You will never play this game. It’s unfortunately how it is, only the lucky few have ever been able to own it.
Making the guide for the meme.

WARNING: do NOT try asking the dev for a key, he will not give you one. Ever. There isn’t any to get. Sorry.

Here is a video playthrough, if u follow the steps here you’ll also get all achievements but it’s not explained

welcome to watching paint dry

welcome to watching paint dry
you have started to watch the paint dry

yes this game is very hard.
our first obstacle: the title screen
how do you click play!?!?!?? left click no work!!
the answer to this mysterious puzzle is to press enter 😱😱😱
now that you have done this you will see the first screen
here you get the achievement wack dude no going back now

note: is it called watch paint dry, watch paint dry: the game, watching paint dry, or watch the paint dry 🤔🤔🤔
very trick

oh no

oh no
the climax of the story

***SPOILERS AHEAD WARNING PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK***

this one you will get along your playthrough, don’t you worry kid the choices you’ll make throughout won’t affect if you get this or not
you’ll get the achievement around this screen
the twist is that the paint already dried
yes i know it is very heartbreaking your whole life is a lie apparently😭😭😭

congrats

congrats
you have reached the end of the intense story

dude one last chance there’s another giant twist at the end again proceed at your own risk

so at the end you die
but then you get the achievement and you have the most rare 100% ever that only you and like 100 something people can ever get isn’t that so cool yes yoou are a special boy

Conclusion

wow you did it congrats man it was a long journey very trick, the main part is somehow obtaining a copy of the game by like probably literally hacking or something lol
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