[100% GUARANTEE] Expert Fishing Guide

Overview

So, you wanna know how to fish like an expert? I hear you. I’m Rainecho, also known as RainKonnee, the master of the seas, master of the fishing. I’m here to teach you how to fish like a boss. . .and how to be the boss. In this guide I will be teaching YOU everything about fishing and how to get all the rare fish in no time!

Get a fishing rod. The badass way.

You want a fishing rod, I’m sure. You want to rule over the seas and get the fish which you will dissect to find the golden Glim inside. I hear you.

99.9% of Trovians get their Fishing Rods through a Pirate Merchant. Don’t let this happen to you. You want to get your Fishing Rod like the badass people do. How do the badass people get it, you ask?

It’s not easy. The badass people get their Fishing Rods the hardcore way.
The badass people stay hours and hours in the /trade chat to get their Fishing Rod, and let me tell you it is worth it. But this guide is not for badass people.

THIS GUIDE IS FOR EXTREME MASTER EXPERT BADASS PEOPLE. Yes, that’s right!
Let me repeat that again. THIS GUIDE IS FOR EXTREME MASTER EXPERT BADASS PEOPLE!
Got that? Good.

But, we extreme master expert badass people want to get our Fishing Rods fast. The /trade chat is a hell of a boring place. It takes patience to survive the endless waiting of the /trade chat. But we extreme master expert badass people have mastered the waiting for the Queue in Trove. This should and is no problem for us to handle.

99.9% of Trovians don’t know the secret to get Fishing Rods fast and easy. Don’t let this happen to you. You’re an extreme master expert badass person. . .after you finish reading this guide of course. If you want to know the secret on getting Fishing Rods, look no further.

The secret is only for extreme master expert badass people, so make sure you’re one!
How to know you’re one? Check if you have a D.I.C.K.
READ THE DAMN GUIDE. IT IS FOR EXTREME MASTER EXPERT BADASS PEOPLE!!!

Back to the point. The secret is simple, but as I said, it is only for extreme master expert badass people! So, be real careful, guys! If you type: “wtb fishing rod and gf” you’re on your way to your Fishing Rod in no time! But, wait, you’re an extreme master expert badass person, so careful not to make a mistake! Write it exactly as it is listed and you will get your Rod in no time!

How to fish like an extreme master expert badass person.

You got your Rod, perhaps not a girlfriend, but you’re still an extreme master expert badass person. So, you wanna know how to fish now? Look no further. In this guide, we will be teaching you how to fish as well. LMAO. So, extreme master expert badass people fish in a special way.

99.9% Trovians don’t know how to properly fish. Don’t let this happen to you.
We’re not here to teach you how to fish like a fisherman.
We’re not here to teach you how to fish like a professional.
We’re here to teach you how to fish like AN EXTREME MASTER EXPERT BADASS PERSON.
So, let’s get this started.

To start fishing your gonna need a Fishing Rod. You don’t have one? Then, what the hell are you doing here?! Get one and become an EXTREME MASTER EXPERT BADASS PERSON.
So, you got your fishing rod now? Good. NOW YOU ARE AN EXTREME MASTER EXPERT BADASS PERSON.

So, Step #1 on fishing like an extreme master expert badass person is to know how to hold a Fishing Rod.

99.9% Trovians don’t know how to properly hold a rod. Don’t let this happen to you.
You’re an EXTREME MASTER EXPERT BADASS PERSON. Not yet, but after you learn how to hold a rod. So, how do you hold a rod, you say? First of all, you gotta throw the rod in style so that the lure is on the exact angle and distance, to maximize the fish you get. Listen up, only the EXTREME MASTER EXPERT BADASS PEOPLE GET TO KNOW THIS SECRET, and if you happen to fail to understand it, you’ll end up like the rest of 99.9% Trovians. You’re not one of them. You’re the Alpha Fishing Male / Female and you’re to become an extreme master expert badass person. So, I hear you. You wanna know how to hold and throw a rod the extreme master expert badass way. Look no further. We got you covered.

Step #1: 360 Turn
That’s show-off you say? Well, 99.9% Trovians don’t know that this technique actually attracts fishes to your location. It’s like me when I use a dating site really.

Step #2: Throw your rod while it spins mid-air
We know you’re not an extreme master expert badass magician, but that doesn’t mean you’re not an extreme master expert badass person. And when you’re one, you gotta fish like one. If you spin your rod, chances are you’ll get rare fish at the same rate as you get mounts from Chaos Chests. Strange, I seem to get a lot of them recently. . .

Step #3: DON’T FORGET THE LURE
What’s a Lure? Woops, we might have forgotten that part. Don’t you worry, we’ll try to explain it with the best of our abillity.

Use a freaking bait m90s

Go to the Hub. 99.9% of Trovians use the “H” button to go to the hub. Don’t let this happen to you!
Like an extreme master expert badass person you are, you gotta use the Hub Portal. This ain’t just portal-crafting skill show-off, neither super rare crafting material acquirement show-off. This actually helps you get more fish. . .how you might ask? 99.9% Trovians don’t know this secret, so don’t let this happen to you! The energy used by your attacks is consumed and altered during the process of teleporting to the Hub, it actually makes you more tired and fishing more difficult.

So, if you turn about 120 degrees to the right from the Hub’s spawn, you’ll be able to see a parrot. A parrot with legs. A parrot with Old Boots. A parrot with a pirate costume. A parrot called Sam.
99.9% of Trovians think Saltwater Sam is a legal merchant. Don’t let this happen to you. Be prepared to face the secret he has been hiding all along. He is actually holding a special black market on the Hub and you can access it only through this secret code:
You’ll need to type /1 in the chat and press Enter, then type “pls have my babbies”, select all this text with your mouse, copy and spam it until Sam lets you in. You’ll have access to Luxury Lures only 0.01% Trovians know!

Once you’ve bought them for the cheap price of 999 Glim, you’re off to fish!

GIT RADIANT MOONFISH

YOU AWSEM XTREM MASTER EXPERT BADASS PERSON AND U GOT FISH.
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