Overview
I’ll show you how to 100% Blood and Bacon
A Little Bit of Help
Looking For a Specific Achievement?
Press Ctrl + F on your keyboard and type the name in!
Inviting Friends
You open a 2 or 4 player lobby, and once you’re in the barn you can use this telephone to invite them:
Fighting Achievements
Kaboom Kaboom
Make 10 creatures explode
I used a grenade on the pigs to get this achievement (You can also do this on revenge day).
The Chunk Kicker
Kick a body part 50 times
On a revenge day, after you kill all the pigs, run around in the pig parts.
You Murderer
Shoot 100 creatures dead
Just kill 100 pigs.
Watch The Show
Shoot a body part in the air more than 7 times in a row
When a pig explodes he’ll leave behind body parts, just shoot one until it goes into the air and keep shooting it till your score on the left of the screen becomes 7.
Charcoal Crumbler
Crumble 10 creatures after electrocution
Use the switch on the side of the little house to activate the electric fences, if there are pigs around the fence they’ll roast and become charcoal, shoot 10 of them.
While You’re Down
Kill 10 creatures while you’re bleeding out
When you lose all your health you’ll fall to the floor and bleed out, when you’re bleeding out, try to kill some pigs, you need 10 for the achievement.
Mama Said Knock You Out
Knockout 10 creatures with a melee attack
Run around right clicking and hitting pigs until they fall over, do this to 10 pigs.
Needy Greedy
Defeat the first miniboss on day 10
Just beat day 10.
Royalty Killer
Defeat the first boss on day 20
Just beat day 20.
You Are The Champion
Beat the game
Finish day 101 to finish the game, if you want to get this quickly just beat day 30, then use the cheats to get to level 101 and beat that.
First Update for Achievements
Ride The Wave
Ride Princess For A Minute
This is achievable on day 20, just drink milk and jump on Princess.
Note: the description says 1 minute but it unlocks as soon as you ride her.
Chicken On The Farm
Do Something That Is Cowardly
When the door to leave the barn is open, don’t go out yet; instead close the door and wait for a few seconds.
That’s The Way The Boar Bounces
Bounce On A Running Boar
This one is pretty simple, just jump on a boar 20 times while it’s running, you can use invulnerability for better results.
Become A Mile High Club Member
Climb To The Highest Location On The Farm
The highest point on the farm is the silo, what you want to do is drink a milk and then jump onto this piece of wood here
After you get on that piece of wood, jump onto the very top of the silo and wait for a bit.
Note: you have to be on the very top, a.k.a. the circle on the top and you have to wait a couple seconds.
FrankenBoar’s Monsters
Bring 10 Boars Back To Life
When the boars are lying down on their stomach or their side push them towards the electrical fence, then turn it on and push them into it and they shall be reanimated!! Do this 10 times.
Note: Push is right click
I Will Swallow You Whole
Push 20 Whole Boars Into The Grinder
Once again, when the boars are lying on their stomach or their side, push them into the grinder.
Second Update for Achievements
The Red Sun
Shoot 6 Red Sun Targets In One Session
NOTE: The Red Suns will only work before or after the game, so once you leave the barn you have to kill all the pigs before you can activate the next sun.
You have to shoot 6 Red Sun Targets without leaving the game;
Achivable on day levels:
1- In barn
2- Inside knocked over silo
3- On the wall of the small house with the electricity switch
Shooting them in this order triggers events. Shooting the first one triggers the Stressed Out easter egg and makes the sky go yellow. Shooting the second one makes the sky go pink and the farmer will say something, then shooting the third one will make the words “it’s a trickshot” appear. You have to shoot it from the barn. The sky will then go black and the farmer will continue to sing Stressed Out.
Achievable on night levels:
1- On the front of a fence post by the barn facing the white house
2- On top of the white house
3- Under the small house’s porch
You must shoot them in this order ^^. Shooting the first sun turns the sky blue, the second sun turns the sky white, and the third sun turns the sky red, every time you shoot them the farmer says a really bad joke.
The Mad Hatter
Collect 5 Golden Keys
The keys unlock hats that you can wear, to equip the hats go to the tire in the barn and click x on the lips. Note: When there’s keys that you cannot obtain, kill yourself and collect them in freeroam and have a friend finish the level to keep them. Another way to get the keys is to press F10 to edit your camera angle and to get the keys like that. (Thanks to Dies on Duty for help with keys 2 and 3, and thanks to Hexerei for telling me how to get the keys using camera angles)
First Key (Found on Night Levels):
Cowboy Hat (On Silo):
Second Key (Found on Day 20 and Above):
Tracktor Cap (In Barn):
Third Key (Found Any Day):
Russian Bol (Inside The White House):
Fourth Key (Found Any Day):
WW2 Helmut (Under The Hills):
Fifth Key (Found on Day 26):
Top Hat (On The Hills Behind The Small House):
On day 26, the invisible wall over here will be gone so you can walk over and get the key.
Life After Death
Explore The Map In FreeRoam
Once you die, click middle mouse button to enter freeroam mode. Apparently you have to collect a key aswell while in freeroam mode (Thanks Plato and Dev).
It Was The Hindenburg
Shoot Down The Toxic Blimp
This is a 1 in 500 chance on day levels, just pause the game and keep restarting until you get a yellow sky. When you go outside kill all the pigs and then shoot here:
First shoot the engine on the back (1), when it gets destroyed shoot the bottom bit (2), after that you can shoot any part of it and it’ll die. When it is destroyed, you unlock the Gas Mask to wear.
Unfriended
Get Kicked Out Of 20 Games
Just join a game and tell the host to kick you.
Note: If you get kicked a bunch of times and it doesn’t say that it was counted towards the achievement, restart the game. If you did it more then once and it only counted as one then you should get kicked, restart the game then repeat.
(In a recent update the dev changed this achievement to “Friended”)
Friended
Play a Game With a Stranger For an Entire Round
Pretty straight forward, just join a random person’s game and finish the 10 rounds with them.
Note: They must be a stranger (not on your friendslist). What I did was unfriend a friend then join their game.
Doctor Who
Get Revived By 10 Strangers And Survive The Day
Get one person to revive you, then finish the day. Repeat 10 times. Once again the person who revived you must be a stranger (not on your friendslist)
Edit: apparently this can be done by using the pills to revive yourself (thanks NoHaxJustShrekt)
Always Sing Off Key
Make The Farmer Sing A Western
In the barn, equip the cowboy hat, the default pistol and the ak and click T (default button for wiping face), and then turn your flashlight and shine it into the farmer’s face and try again – Thanks Adam Jenson for the flashlight part.
You Are Hardened
Defeat Day 30 On HardMode With 4 Players And No Cheats
Get 3 other players to join you and play day 30 on hardmode.
Birds Of A Feather
Make Everyone Wear The Same Hat In 4P
To unlock clothing, you need to get keys and equip the clothing using the lips behind the tire (Look at The Mad Hatter achievement for the locations of the keys). You’re going to need to get 4 players in 1 game and you all have to equip the same hat.
Note: Whoever equips the hat last will get the achievement, so have everyone equip the same one then one person unequips then re-equips it to get the achievement.
Space Update Achievements
First off some general tips about the new space mode:
The UI at the bottom while driving vehicles correspond to the number keys on your keyboard, for example to leave the vehicle and walk would be 1. For the rover; walk is to leave the vehicle, solar is either to switch between being slower while recharging your energy or using your energy to go faster, scoop is extend/contract the scoop on the front used to gather ores and honk is to honk your horn to get people out of the vehicle. For the space shuttle; ramp is to exit the shuttle with your rover, refine is to refine ores into fuel, radio just plays static and beacon places a beacon down which can be seen from the compass. You can also use tab to change your camera angles or F1 to personalise the camera. Also if you ever forget your current objective, you can hit enter and it’ll remind you.
Death By Space
You Know What You Did
While in the rover, run over the astronaut on the farm.
Walking Here Lookout
You Know What You Did
While in the rover, you must honk your horn 10 times in quick succession; if you do more than 10 or 10 too slowly, you will not get the achievement. You’ll know you’ve earned it when this screen pops up:
Space Event
Space Event
This achievement requires you to traverse the world to find 3 flowers. There will be a picture showing the flower and then the compass at the top in relation to what direction it is from the barn. The compass will show the direction to go back to the farm so to get to the flower just go the opposite direction, or continue in that direction till you loop around but that’ll take longer and you’ll easily lose track of going straight. If the directions don’t help just wonder around until you find the areas which match the pictures. If you go into your ship without the rover then you can repair the radio, while flying around spam this until you hear music, the music indicates that the flowers are nearby. EDIT: apparently only one flower is needed for the achievement now (thanks txshiro and Back!p!ack ㋛) and a symbol of the flower shows up on your compass (thanks a random lucario).
Flower 1:
Flower 2:
Flower 3:
Lower Tunnels Update Achievements
Heirlooms
Discover 5 heirlooms in the tunnels
Every tunnel has a secret heirloom you can only access using the Geiger Goggles from tunnel 5, here they are listed in order.
Mr Green
Listen to the story of Mr. Green
After collecting all the skulls from the tunnels and returning them to the farmer’s twin, inspect the skulls and talk to him after the dialogue finishes repeatedly until the achievement pops up. The skulls are only obtainable after you get the Geiger Goggles from tunnel 5, are all in different tunnels and there are 3 in total. The skulls are located in tunnels 2, 7 and 18 – Thanks TreeTrunk and Dreki.
FreeFall
Fall for 2500 feet in the tunnels and live
After unlocking the Geiger Goggles revisit tunnel 4 on day 18 and go to the large fall using the path with a 1 and fall down towards the top left of the room, then using the Geiger Goggles gain access to the green skull to heal yourself and then fall down this specific hole. Despite the description saying you have to survive, you’ll earn the achievement mid-air then die.
Other Achievements
You Have An Apt Pupil
Read the keyboard layout on the main menu with the tab key
When you first start the game and you’re on the main menu, just click tab.
Edit: Now you have to click the keyboard symbol and go to “keyboard” to get it.
Graphics ♥♥♥♥♥
Change your graphics settings from the main menu
When you go to the main menu, click X and you’ll be brought to the settings, using the arrow keys go up or down to change resolution, left or right to change anti-aliasing.
Edit: Click setup then video then change a setting.
Where Credits Due
Watch the credits all the way until the end
Open the credits with Y on the main menu then watch them, they do repeat so wait until you get the cheeve.
Edit: Just click credits on the main menu and click credits again.
Blinded By The Light
Shine your flashlight in the farmers face
Click F to use your flashlight, just go to the farmer and look at him with the flashlight turned on.
Bite The Hand That Feeds You
Shoot the farmer 10 times to make him talk
Shoot the farmer 10 times, before shooting again wait for him to finish talking. Warning, he does drop a lot of grenades after shooting him a couple times.
Gas Guzzler
Drink at a waterpump until it runs dry
Go to any water pump on the map and keep drinking from it until it runs out of water, the water pumps restore health.
Acid Washed
Get puked on by Princess
On day 20, Princess (The boss) will puke on you from her mouth, just stand in front of her and shoot until she does.
Skidmarked
Get pooped on by Princess
On day 20 Princess will be able to poop on you, just stand behind her and shoot her, wait until she poops on you.
I’m Ambidextrous
Blow both of your arms off with a grenade
When you finally have a grenade, 1 to equip it then hold left mouse button to use it, look down and you’ll drop it then it’ll explode. You might die but you get an achievement!
You Won’t Like Me When I’m Angry
Consume 5 cans of Bulkify
When you unlock a can of Bulkify, click 3 to equip it and use it, you need to use 5 cans for the cheeve, either use the grinder or just restart the level where you unlock it.
The Longest Yard
Throw a grenade as high as you can using milk
For this you’ll need a grenade and milk, first drink the milk and jump onto the largest building, then equip the grenade, jump and throw it as high as you can!
Easter Eggs and Secrets
The Three Skulls
Once you shoot these three skulls
The farmer will start to explain something creepy that has happened in the barn 0.o
The Lips
When you’re in the barn you should see a tire with lips behind it
After you try to use it, it will say “wearing nothing”. After spamming the farmer will say he left some clothing (hats) around the map, once you get them you can equip them here. You unlock hats by collecting keys. Look at “The Mad Hatter” in the Second Update section to find where keys are located.
Getting ontop of the barn
If you go to the side of the barn door, in between the outisde and inside and close the door, you get teleported up to the top of the barn.
Unlocking the Stars
Jack Nether made a useful guide about this, you can check it out down below
[link]
Outro
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