Overview
The Answers to all 40 Discontinued DLC Episodes (That’s 440 Questions Total) in YDKJ 2011 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360 Versions).Not Recommended for 2-4 Players or Online Mode.This DLC Content for YDKJ 2011 been Discontinued Digitally & is no longer available for Purchase.
1. Introduction
See the YDKJ 2011 game Answers Guide for Instructions:
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2. Jack Pack 1-4
This Section is for the 10 Episodes in the Jack Pack 1 DLC.
2-1. Episode 1-1: Maggot World
1. “I’m sick of this $%#! Snake River Plain in $%#! Idaho!”
2. Monoply, Chutes and Ladders, Clue
3. orchestrate a war to get a kiss
4. DisOrDat
Flaked Salmon and Ocean Whitefish: Fancy Feast
Minced Turkey: Fancy Feast
Roasted Halibut: Whtie House
Savory Salmon: Fancy Feast
Jonal Crab Claws: White House
Sliced Beef and Giblets in Gravy: Fancy Feast
Herb Crusted Petite Filet: White House
5. grand battement
6. Spinning Jenny
7. Correct Answer: Hatchet
7. Wrong Answer of the Day: Lord of the Flies
8. Sasquatch 101
9. Playboy
10. 1992
11. JACK ATTACK
Big Bad Wolf: Three Little Pigs
El Guapo: Three Amigos
Bridge Troll: Three Billy Goats Gruff
two pair: three of a kind
Cardinal Richelieu: The Three Musketeers
Goldilocks: the Three Bears
the farmer’s wife: three blind mice
2-2. Episode 1-2: Uncle Larry’s Station Wagon Decals
1. Toy Story Origins: Mr. Potato Head
2. being FORMALLY ACCUSED of spying for FOX
3. DisOrDat
Clam Diggers: trousers
Brown Breeches: trousers
Green Mambas: snakes
Puff Adders: snakes
Buckskin Trews: trousers
Split Keelbacks: snakes
Banded Kraits: snakes
4. Correct Answer: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
4. Wrong Answer of the Day: Vegas Vacation
5. a loaf of meat jelly
6. Mr. Alpha – Omega
7. Walmart
8. Ulysses (1,000 pages)
9. Amidala
10. dividing McDonaldland into districts that favor him
11. JACK ATTACK
Istanbul: Constantinople
Willis Tower: Sears Tower
Tennessee Titans: Houston Oilers
Panera Bread: St. Louis Bread Company
Serbia & Monte♥♥♥♥♥: Yugoslavia
Oklahoma Thunder: Seattle Supersonics
Healthy Choice: Diet Deluxe
2-3. Episode 1-3: The Bacon Magnet
1. “OUCH! 20 bear claws!”
2. Jimmy Kimmel
3. S. Dakota Fanning would have a LARGER personality.
4. Vanilla Carbon Dioxide Frost
5. DisOrDat
Runny Babbit: Shel Silverstein
Piggie Pie: ICP
Get Off Me, Dog!: ICP
Don’t Bump the Glump!: Shel Silverstein
Juggalo Paradise: ICP
Falling Up: Shel Silverstein
Rainbows and Stuff: ICP
6. Gaius Salad
7. “I want to drink THOMAS MORE of that!”
8. Correct Answer: Ghost Rider
8. Wrong Answer of the Day: Magneto
9. flaming skull first
10. They were both steamboat pilots.
11. JACK ATTACK
Paul Bunyon: axe
Flavor Flav: clock
Thor: hammer
jouster: lance
Sisyphus: boulder
Leatherface: chainsaw
Atlas: Earth
2-4. Episode 1-4: L’il Executioners Doll Guillotines
1. griled grouper in Gothenburg
2. tater
3. Star Trek: TNG
4. DisOrDat
On Marriage: Ben Franklin
Why Is There Air?: Bill Cosby
For Adults Only: Bill Cosby
Satires and Bagatelles: Ben Franklin
I Started Out as a Child: Bill Cosby
The Way to Wealth: Ben Franklin
Bill Cosby is a Very Funny Fellow Right!: Bill Cosby
5. Correct Answer: Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump
5. Wrong Answer of the Day: The Headless Horseman from Sleepy Hollow
6. The cast is actually drifting apart.
7. 10 to 20 months
8. Thanksgiving Island
9. A god will appear in the sky and just tell you.
10. The World Cup
11. JACK ATTACK
Bruce Willis: Demi Moore
Cher: Sonny Bono
Michael Jackson: Lisa Marie
Alec Baldwin: Kim Basinger
Donald Trump: Marla Maples
Paula Abdul: Emilio Estevez
Marilyn Monroe: Joe Dimaggio
2-5. Episode 1-5: Doomsday Devices, Ltd.
1. 5,525 bookstores
2. Tweety Bird
3. Freddy vs. Water Buffalo vs. Lions
4. DisOrDat
Mountain Meadow: crayon
Caribbean Green: crayon
Bethpage Black: golf course
Tumbleweed: crayon
Ocean Forest: golf course
Peachtree: golf course
Old Sandwich: golf course
5. hen of the woods
6. Correct Answer: February 12, 2086
6. Wrong Answer of the Day: December 21, 2012
7. a WICKET in overalls
8. Fire + S —> Hell
9. St. Lous Arch, Space Needle, Washington Monument
10. the ICEE Polar Bear
11. JACK ATTACK
Altoids: metal tin
sword: sheath
flies & lures: tackle box
Eucharist: tabernacle
arrows: quiver
CD: jewel case
ammunition: magazine
2-6. Episode 1-6: File Cabinets: The Video Game
1. Elton John’s “Tiny Dancer”
2. Frosted Mini-Quarks
3. DisOrDat
Airpole: Blue Man Group
Anvil: ear
Cochlea: ear
Tubulum: Blue Man Group
Drumbone: Blue Man Group
Eardrum: ear
Cimbalom: Blue Man Group
4. the P.U.P.A. Leadership Conference
5. oranges
6. just Bono
7. “My Daddy Is My Brother”
8. Ernie the Keebler Elf
9. Correct Answer: Bones
9. Wrong Answer of the Day: The X-Files
10. 2.5
11. JACK ATTACK
Johnny Cash: a man in Reno
Aaron Burr: Alexander Hamilton
Bob Marley: the Sheriff
Mark David Chapman: John Lennon
James Earl Ray: Martin Luther King, Jr.
John Wilkes Booth: Abraham Lincoln
Maggie Simpson: Mr. Burns
2-7. Episode 1-7: Soup-in-a-Cone
1. Wolf Blitzer in a KEMP bikini
2. Correct Answer: My Big Fat JEWISH WEDDING
2. Wrong Answer of the Day: My Big Fat ITALIAN WEDDING
3. when Horton hears the object of a close
4. Bolt
5. DisOrDat
Kings Canyon: National Park
Kings Dominion: amusement park
Kings Island: amusement park
Isle Royale: National Park
Carowinds: amusement park
Cedar Point: amusement park
Voyageurs: National Park
6. electromagnetic waves
7. Santa Fe
8. Seinfeld, Friends, Frasier
9. Yosemite National Park
10. the flamingo in the Groucho Marx glasses
11. JACK ATTACK
Statue of Liberty: Liberty Island
Rocky: Philadelphia Art Museum
North Pole: U.S. courthouses
Four-Toed Foot: LOST island
Christ the Redeemer: above Rio
Pillars of the Kings: Middle Earth
Big Boys: Big Boy Restaurant
2-8. Episode 1-8: Professor Impresser’s Pre-Completed Crosswords
1. Nine-Layer Hot Taco Dip
2. The Baroque Fest
3. They’re both partially man-made.
4. DisOrDat
Millard: vice president
Mallard: duck
Aylesbury: duck
Alben: vice president
Buff: duck
Elbridge: vice president
♥♥♥♥: vice president
5. Charlie Maguro
6. Correct Answer: planting seeds
6. Wrong Answer of the Day: putting letters into boxes
7. 156 angels get their wings
8. Han’s blaster holstered ABOVE THE WAIST
9. Mother Teresa
10. 5 rotisserie-cooked cadavers
11. JACK ATTACK
Nightmare on Elm Str.: Freddy Krueger
Child’s Play: Chucky
Saw: Jigsaw
Friday the 13th: Jason Voorhees
Halloween: Michael Myers
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Leatherface
Leprechaun: Leprechaun
2-9. Episode 1-9: The Animal Ghost Humane Society
1. Norm MacDonald under PRESSURE
2. Correct Answer: The Last Samurai
2. Wrong Answer of the Day: The Way of the Samurai
3. Corned Beef in the Rye
4. 055-09-0001
5. DisOrDat
Mung: bean
Ming: Chinese Dynasty
Tang: Chinese Dynasty
Fava: bean
Northern Song: Chinese Dynasty
Great Northern: bean
Azuki: bean
6. Ane Eyre
7. danana
8. a mild CYCLONE of irritability
9. Do’h-klahoma!
10. Heroin PM
11. JACK ATTACK
Gil Grissom: CSI
Eliot Ness: Untouchables
Jack Bauer: CTU
John Munch: Special Victims Unit
Fox Mulder: X-Files
Cordell Walker: Texas Rangers
Sonny Crockett: Miami Vice
2-10. Episode 1-10: Monocle City Monocle Superstore
1. how many hamburgers he stole
2. Sam’s ESCUTCHEON
3. DisOrDat
Fossil: watch
Rorschach: Watchmen
Omega: watch
Eterna: watch
Silhouette: Watchmen
Silk Spectre: Watchmen
Nite Owl II: Watchmen
4. Wet SEAL
5. Kanye West
6. Sarah Conner
7. They’d fill it twice.
8. a room of one’s own
9. Correct Answer: Monopoly’s Uncle Pennybags
9. Wrong Answer of the Day: Planter’s Mr. Peanut
10. the snout of the bottle would be narrower
11. JACK ATTACK
the Tin Man: The Emerald City
Phileas Fogg: London
Kumar Patel: White Castle
Littlefoot: the Great Valley
the Titanic: New York City
Clark Griswold: Wally World
Paul Simon: Graceland
3. Jack Pack 2-4: Best of the Webshow
This Section is for the 10 Episodes in the Jack Pack 2 DLC.
3-1. Episode 2-1: Burglar King Designer Robbery Wear
1. Hungry Hungry Hippos
2. “AHHH! NAILS!!!!”
3. Correct Answer: Liar Liar
3. Wrong Answer of the Day: The Mask
4. The Curse of the Black Diamond
5. DisOrDat
Rubenstein’s Revenge: juggling trick
Montezuma’s Revenge: diarrhea slang
Reverse Cascade: juggling trick
Boston Mess: juggling trick
Hershey Squirts: diarrhea slang
Georgian Shuffle: juggling trick
The Trots: diarrhea slang
6. Daffy Duck
7. “Give Your Morning a Positive Charge!”
8. two
9. <0
10. in my nose
11. JACK ATTACK
Gollum: the ring
Ahab: the white whale
Dr. Richard Kimble: the one-armed man
Sonny the Cuckoo: Cocoa Puffs
Inigo Montoya: the six-fingered man
Linus van Pelt: the Great Pumpkin
Wile E. Coyote: Road Runner
3-2. Episode 2-2: Inflata-Bill’s Blow-Up Doll Rentals & Sales
1. she’s morbidly obese
2. they’re both lawyers
3. the DUKES of Hazzard
4. DisOrDat
Up and Down the River: drinking game
Fuzzy Duck: drinking game
Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes: children’s song
Thumper: drinking game
Bingo: children’s song
Found a Peanut: children’s song
Quarters: drinking game
5. “See No Evil”
6. the eigth circle
7. 1988
8. carrots and Canada
9. Correct Answer: 21 grams
9. Wrong Answer of the Day: Blow
10. Scrooge McDuck
11. JACK ATTACK
Oscar the Grouch: garbage can
SpongeBob SquarePants: pineapple
James: giant peach
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: sewer
old woman who lived in a shoe: shoe
Kazaam: boom box
Smurfs: mushrooms
3-3. Episode 2-3: Snow Globe Surplus Store
1. Eggs Florentine
2. S-chair
3. DisOrDat
Pinkeye: medical condition
Toper’s Nose: medical condition
Milk Leg: medical condition
Cove Neck: New York
Saddle Rock: New York
Horseheads: New York
Butternuts: New York
4. Correct Answer: Peanut M&Ms
4. Wrong Answer of the Day: Sno-Caps
5. 4, 1, 3, 2
6. this many {For BBC users, it’s the 3rd answer Cookie reads, or the one with three honks.}
7. a Darting Willy
8. He’d be shaved bald year-round.
9. Miranda
10. The Mach0.85 Razor
11. JACK ATTACK
the candlestick: Jack
rolling barrels: Mario
steeplechase fences: horses
the lazy dog: the quick brown fox
Caesar’s Palace fountain: Evel Kneivel
the moon: the cow
other chess pieces: knight
3-4. Episode 2-4: The ManCone: Dog Cones for Men
1. a statue of the Virgin Mary
2. Sebastian
3. DisOrDat
Poodle Hat: Weird Al
The Burning Giraffe: Dali
Tuna Fishing: Dali
Off the Deep End: Weird Al
Lobster Telephone: Dali
Bad Hair Day: Weird Al
The Great Masturbator: Dali
4. Eeyore
5. your uncle’s sister’s mother’s son
6. 17
7. Llama (Llama llama)
8. “Go Jehovah’s Witness, it’s your birthday.”
9. salt water
10. Correct Answer: Times SQUARE
10. Wrong Answer of the Day: CONEy Island
11. JACK ATTACK
Sirius Black: Azkaban
Andy Dufrense & Red Redding: Shawshank Prison
Joker & Penguin: Arkham Asylum
Lincoln Burrows: Fox River Penitentiary
the Birdman: Alcatraz
Augustus Hill: Oz
Johnny Cash’s audience: Folsom Prison
3-5. Episode 2-5: Mama Meatballs’ Yumball Machines
1. Beethoven’s 5th Symphony
2. chop of his big toes
3. “James Wuz Here”
4. DisOrDat
sand bubbler: crab
pickle pincher: Speedo
marble pouch: Speedo
scaly hermit: crab
seaweed decorator: crab
plum smuggler: Speedo
chinese mitten: crab
5. centripetal force
6. “G’DAY-Ho-Ho!”
7. Correct Answer: the one where he played Winger
7. Wrong Answer of the Day: the one where he played Tripper
8. … and PINGO was its name-o!
9. He would only dance one step at a time, in any direction.
10. Cheech and Chong Go to La Paz, Bolivia
11. JACK ATTACK
Dumbo: ears
Cyrano de Bergerac: nose
Rapunzel: hair
Gene Simmons: tongue
Rip van Winkle: beard
Mr. Mackey: head
Dirk Diggler: penis
3-6. Episode 2-6: Frederick’s of Honolulu Tropical Intimates
1. You’re “ready to sail.”
2. about 2 out of 3 games
3. DisOrDat
chinstrap: penguin
cummerbund: tuxedo
macaroni: penguin
button: tuxedo
wing collar: tuxedo
snares: penguin
gentoo: penguin
4. do your business very quietly
5. Correct Answer: a rattlesnake vacationing in Africa
5. Wrong Answer of the Day: a garter snake vacationing in Canada
6. Felix Frankfurter
7. about a half hour
8. Pa becomes a Communist
9. 6 x the square of his side
10. NutraSweet, Sweet ‘n Low, Splenda
11. JACK ATTACK
Bullwinkle J.: Moose
Michigan J.: Frog
Rocket J.: Squirrel
Homer J.: Simpson
Stimpson “Stimpy” J.: Cat
Elmer J.: Fudd
Michael J.: Fox
3-7. Episode 2-7: Mr. Ted’s Protective Horse Covers
1. Uranus and Neptune
2. The FellowSHEEP of the Ring
3. about 25%
4. “Me me me!” {For BBC users, it’s the 2nd answer Cookie reads.}
5. DisOrDat
Blue Iris: Howard Stern
Irish John: Howard Stern
Big Black: Howard Stern
Heather Honey: rose
Whiskey Mac: rose
Rambling Rector: rose
Super Fairy: rose
6. 8
7. Correct Answer: BVD
7. Wrong Answer of the Day: Jockey
8. playing in an official game of Pooh Sticks
9. “son of Lovin”
10. the one from the Van Morrison song
11. JACK ATTACK
Eggs: Benedict
Fettuccine: Alfredo
Bananas: Foster
Potatoes: O’Brien
Lobster: Newberg
Oysters: Rockefeller
Beef: Wellington
3-8. Episode 2-8: Self-Righteous Harvest Vegetarian Corndogs
1. Cerulean 5
2. She’d be the only player to SPIN CLOCKWISE to hit a ball.
3. DisOrDat
Out Traveler: gay or bi
Instinct: gay or bi
Way… Way Out: sci fi
Forbidden Planet: sci fi
Metrosource: gay or bi
XY: gay or bi
Xchange: sci fi
4. S
5. Correct Answer: Colorado Buffaloes
5. Wrong Answer of the Day: Nebraska Cornhuskers
6. Your ball would be red and itchy.
7. Pretty Woman
8. J.M. Barrie
9. urinate on
10. sphinx, manx, lynx
11. JACK ATTACK
Little Bo Peep: sheep
the Sphinx: nose
Charles Lindbergh: baby
Pee-Wee in his Big Adventure: bicycle
Cinderella: glass slipper
Odin: eye
the Three Little Kittens: mittens
3-9. Episode 2-9: Yesteryear’s Used Calendars
1. Sydney
2. My Little Pony
3. DisOrDat
The Indestructible Watch: Hammacher-Schlemmer
The Time Machine: H.G. Wells
The Croquet Player: H.G. Wells
The Pendulum Lounger: Hammacher-Schlemmer
The Undying Fire: H.G. Wells
The Astronomer’s Chronograph: Hammacher-Schlemmer
The Continuously Freshening Feline Drinking Fountain: Hammacher-Schlemmer
4. “My Hump”
5. in the Adriatic Sea
6. a glass display case
7. bulimia
8. Correct Answer: figs
8. Wrong Answer of the Day: dates
9. facula
10. “Hey mon! We’re all one big mon, mon!”
11. JACK ATTACK
Roe: Wade
1: 100
shirts: skins
Joe: the Volcano
nature: nurture
Brown: Board of Education
Kramer: Kramer
3-10. Episode 2-10: Tiny Joe’s Miniature Golf Supply Depot
1. a Glenn Close Encounter of the First Kind
2. “(I Can’t Not Get No) Satisfaction”
3. Bambi
4. Correct Answer: “Some stay dry and others feel the PAYDAY”
4. Wrong Answer of the Day: “HERSHEY’S MINIATURES crashing through your veins”
5. DisOrDat
Hafnarfjordour: city
Kopavogur: city
Grindavík: city
Arborg: city
Skibur: Swedish Chef-ism
Sveerdihu: Swedish Chef-ism
Dukpressir: Swedish Chef-ism
6. The Big Gulfp of Mexico (79 cents)
7. He’s Just Not That Into YEW
8. “I desire a glazed TORUS, please.”
9. Barbra Streisand’s
10. “Ooh, your DOWNY NUTBUSH looks very soft!”
11. JACK ATTACK
Garfield: lasagna
Winnie-the-Pooh: honey
Homer Simpson: doughnuts
Wimpy: hamburgers
Cookie Monster: cookies
Dagwood Bumstead: huge sandwiches
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: pizza
4. Jack Pack 3-4
This Section is for the 10 Episodes in the Jack Pack 3 DLC.
4-1. Episode 3-1: Silly Nooses
1. “that which sets apart organic and inorganic objects”
2. a 1100-step program
3. DisOrDat
Church Lady: SNL
The Acrobat: Picasso
Blue Nude: Picasso
Sensitive Naked Man: SNL
The Old Guitarist: Picasso
Opera Man: SNL
The Continental: SNL
4. dehydrated PTEROPODS
5. Norbit, Coming to America, The Nutty Professor
6. Stan
7. Correct Answer: Colonel Mustard in the study with the knife
7. Wrong Answer of the Day: Miss Scarlet in the ballroom with the rope
8. Latvian merchants wearing Biore strips
9. “My VOLLEYBALL lost its first tooth!”
10. “You may want to have that SRI LANKA removed.”
11. JACK ATTACK
“big-boned”: fat
“bought the farm”: died
“3 sheets to the wind”: drunk
“family jewels”: genitals
“between jobs”: unemployed
“drop the kids at the pool”: poop
“spank the monkey”: masturbate
4-2. Episode 3-2: Pocket Pool Instant Swimming Pools
1. two years
2. Sunday Morning Live
3. DisOrDat
Sitting Bull: Native American
Screaming Eagle: Six Flags
Iron Wolf: Six Flags
Crazy Horse: Native American
Standing Bear: Native American
Rolling Thunder: Six Flags
Red Cloud: Native American
4. Correct Answer: Ponce de Leon asking someone to buy him liquor
4. Wrong Answer of the Day: Marco Polo having a sleepover
5. 4.5 billion candles
6. John Travolta in Salt Lake City
7. daily religious chats with non-believing students
8. the Tresident’s Cut
9. Little Orphan Annie getting cursed out by Rex Ryan
10. 600 million candles
11. JACK ATTACK
identical twins: Parent Trap
switches bodies with mom: Freaky Friday
nice girl who turns mean: Mean Girls
drives a possessed VW: Herbie Fully Loaded
stigmatic twins: I Know Who Killed Me
summers with Jane Fonda: Georgia Rules
pretends to be pregnant: Labor Pains
4-3. Episode 3-3: The Mosquitard
1. 37
2. “That’s one small SWING for a man…”
3. Connect Forty-Two
4. DisOrDat
Costa Rica Tarrazu: Starbucks
Sonoran Pronghorn: endangered
Ethiopia Limu: Starbucks
Turkish Red Damsel: endangered
Mexico Chiapas: Starbucks
Decaf Sumatra: Starbucks
Australian Grayling: endangered
5. “At first she gave me nothing but negative energy!”
6. Steve Martin’s
7. a Kurt Vonnegut decoder ring
8. The city still has its ring.
9. Correct Answer: a miter saw
9. Wrong Answer of the Day: a bite saw
10. by running and climbing over hotel walls
11. JACK ATTACK
graduation: cap and gown
St. Patrick’s Day: something green
Kentucky Derby: fancy hat
masquerade ball: mask
toga party: sheet
getting dental x-rays: lead apron
nude beach: birthday suit
4-4. Episode 3-4: Ben Dover’s Colonoscopy Knick-Knacks
1. 1/4 as fun
2. Julianne Moore
3. Akiva Schaffer rockin’ a dhow
4. DisOrDat
sachet: soft E-T
duvet: soft E-T
bayonet: hard E-T
bidet: soft E-T
cadet: hard E-T
bouquet: soft E-T
billet: hard E-T
5. penguins waddling from Atlanta to Savannah
6. Correct Answer: a dill-poached salmon
6. Wrong Answer of the Day: a smokey bbq pork butt
7. in the capital of The Netherlands
8. Steven Spielberg perming his hair
9. KRYPTON outlining a piece of LITERATURE
10. Gertrude Stein feeling alienated on an island
11. JACK ATTACK
NYC attraction: Times Square
bouncy ball game: four square
celebrity game show: Hollywood Squares
hoedown activity: square dancing
Huey Lewis jam: It’s Hip To Be Square
pie restaurant: Bakers Square
mathematical function: square root
4-5. Episode 3-5: Sergeant Soggy Cereal
1. Big Boi’s Big Boy
2. Accept the charges without pleading guilty.
3. DisOrDat
Star Catcher: My Little Pony
Swan Sport: Kama Sutra
Paradise: My Little Pony
Morning Glory: My Little Pony
Victory: Kama Sutra
Lickety-Split: My Little Pony
Love’s Noose: Kama Sutra
4. check out museum hours in Egyptian hieroglyphs
5. 54
6. a googolplex
7. five years
8. Correct Answer: geese a-laying
8. Wrong Answer of the Day: maids a-milking
9. Ocean’s Twelve
10. an amphibious politician
11. JACK ATTACK
Lucky Charms: Lucky the Leprechaun
Froot Loops: Toucan Sam
Honey Smacks: Dig’em Frog
Fruity Pebbles: Fred Flintstone
Cap’n Crunch: Cap’n Crunch
Cocoa Puffs: Sonny
Raisin Bran: Sunny
4-6. Episode 3-6: Radiologie Designer Lead Fashion Wear
1. JWoww gaming in Atlantic City
2. Correct Answer: Fr… ench dip
2. Wrong Answer of the Day: Pb… &j
3. a blocked-up ULTIMATE BEING
4. DisOrDat
Paul McCartney: knighted
Mick Jagger: knighted
Elton John: knighted
Robert Plant: not knighted
Phil Collins: not knighted
Bono: knighted
Bob Geldoff: knighted
5. … heart problems.
6. “I show my parts for art’s sake.”
7. “The DJANGO got my baby!”
8. the Osaka Yellowtail
9. Yoo-Hoo, Yahoo, YouTube
10. The Clash
11. JACK ATTACK
8 Mile: Eminem
Semi-Pro: Andre 3000
Are We There Yet?: Ice Cube
Just Wright: Common
Crash: Ludacris
Be Kind Rewind: Mos Def
Deep Blue Sea: LL Cool J
4-7. Episode 3-7: “Queef” Quick Beef in a Can
1. “EIGHT-LIMBED Justice!”
2. DisOrDat
M&M’s: letters
Skittles: letters
Reese’s Pieces: no letters
Life Savers: letters
Mentos: no letters
Pez: letters
Milk Duds: no letters
3. both achieved the rank of Lieutenant Commander
4. “I’m open! Fling me the prolate spheroid!”
5. Correct Answer: the Digital Barcelona Film Festival
5. Wrong Answer of the Day: the Cannes International Film Festival
6. … being the founder of FUBU ain’t one.
7. Kermit the Frog
8. James Dean’s leather jacket
9. Kate Gosselin
10. DEN
11. JACK ATTACK
TTYL: talk to you later
B2W: back to work
BRB: be right back
BFF: best friends forever
YT: you there?
IMHO: in my humble opinion
^5: high five
4-8. Episode 3-8: Salvatore’s Salve Store
1. three snakes
2. “Hungry? You haven’t eaten in a day.”
3. Correct Answer: fr + esh = fresh
3. Wrong Answer of the Day: b + rash = brash
4. DisOrDat
Legolas: LOTR
Avgolemono: soup
Gollum: LOTR
Tom Yum: soup
Gazpacho: soup
Boromir: LOTR
Borscht: soup
5. “She wears short skirts, I eat babies.”
6. the Wicked Witch of the West drinking bottles water
7. Good Will Hunting in a Tree Stand
8. Sweeney Todd
9. “It’s on the sides of my tongue!”
10. “Steamy CAPILLARY ACTION!”
11. JACK ATTACK
web log: blog
breakfast and lunch: brunch
spiced ham: Spam
spoon and fork: spork
a Glee geek: Gleek
The Channel Tunnel: Chunnel
jean shorts: jorts
4-9. Episode 3-9: Pass The Dynamite board game
1. “I ate a speasy groon.”
2. Three Kings
3. Louis “The Plump” Pasteur
4. DisOrDat
Goodfellas: Scorsese
Raging Bull: Scorsese
Showtime: Old Spice
After Hours: both
Aqua Reef: Old Spice
Swagger: Old Spice
Casino: Scorsese
5. The Revolutionary War started with a home run.
6. limited series TECTONIC plates
7. Correct Answer: TDS
7. Wrong Answer of the Day: TNT
8. “You can be such a pain in my CERUMA!”
9. PitchFORK writer, Shonen KNIFE singer, SPOON drummer
10. Miss Saigon
11. JACK ATTACK
former vice president: ♥♥♥♥ Cheney
Law & Order creator: ♥♥♥♥ Wolf
cartoon detective: ♥♥♥♥ Tracy
Rockin’ New Year host: ♥♥♥♥ Clark
NCAA basketball announcer: ♥♥♥♥ Vitale
Bruce Wayne sidekick: ♥♥♥♥ Grayson
played Rob Petrie: ♥♥♥♥ Van ♥♥♥♥
4-10. Episode 3-10: Gene’s Used Genie Lamps
1. “… fruit juice boiled down with sugar and pectin.”
2. a CHICKEN eating a lawyer
3. DisOrDat
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4. livin’ on a prayer FIVE times a day
5. Dirty Dancing
6. “A PERENNIAL seriocomedy.”
7. Up in the Air
8. a 16″ Domino’s Fiery Hawaiian
9. Correct Answer: The Lion King’s Zazu
9. Wrong Answer of the Day: Aladdin’s lago
10. The More the Merrier
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General Motors: United States
Toyota: Japan
Volkswagen: Germany
Renault: France
Saab: Sweden
Ferrari: Italy
Hyundai: South Korea
5. Jack Pack 4-4
This Section is for the 10 Episodes in the Jack Pack 4 DLC.
5-1. Episode 4-1: Appaerosol Spray-On Apparel
1. powder himself with rice flour
2. squatting to Psycho
3. DisOrDat
Benny Anderson: ABBA
Björn Ulvaeus: ABBA
Ektorp Jennylund: IKEA
Agnetha Fältskog: ABBA
Solsta Olarp: IKEA
Beddinge Håvet: IKEA
Anni-Frid Lyngstad: ABBA
4. the “create-your-own” Korean stir-fry joint
5. a human at the top of the hill
6. two weeks
7. unhappy-go-unlucky Georgia
8. “This place is always crowded!”
9. Correct Answer: Tasmanian Devil Pheromones
9. Wrong Answer of the Day: Road Runner Spray
10. Bloomin’ BANDICOOT
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Brad and Angelina: Brangelina
Tom and Katie: TomKat
Ben and Jennifer: Bennifer
Bill and Hillary: Billary
Spencer and Heidi: Speidi
Rob and Amber: Romber
Vince and Jennifer: Vaughniston
5-2. Episode 4-2: In-Vigor-Ade Flavored Shower Heads
1. “Will somebody get my GRAWLIX coffee!!”
2. Express Yourself
3. Sir TWIX-a-lot
4. DisOrDat
Conan O’Brien: Harvard grad
Bill Gates: honorary grad
Tommy Lee Jones: Harvard grad
Stephen Hawking: honorary grad
Rivers Cuomo: Harvard grad
J.K. Rowling: honorary grad
Natalie Portman: Harvard grad
5. Elmo
6. once every 38 times
7. Correct Answer: a moderate drizzle
9. Wrong Answer of the Day: a heavy shower
8. “All You Need Is SLEEP”
9. the nonk
10. Back to the Future and Back to the Future 3
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The Little Mermaid: Ariel
Harry Potter pal: Ron Weasley
Mad Men secretary: Joan Holloway
U.S. President: Thomas Jefferson
‘prop’ comic: Carrot Top
big cartoon dog: Clifford
talk show host: Conan O’Brien
5-3. Episode 4-3: U-Tattoo Do-It-Yourself-Tattoos
1. Harry Potter’s author
2. a quarter
3. DisOrDat
wonder bar: tool
butt trunk: underwear
butt hinge: tool
plumb bob: tool
nut driver: tool
contour pouch: underwear
push up tanga: underwear
4. A Fig Newton at rest will remain at rest until eaten.
5. Curious George
6. Correct Answer: Hoth
6. Wrong Answer of the Day: Tatooine
7. ZAIRE-kraut and Sausage
8. Pooh, Bart, Hank
9. Libra
10. “Watch me SOIGNE my initials in your belly!”
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Indiana Jones: snakes
Howard Hughes: germs
B.A. Barracus: flying
Frankenstein’s monster: fire
FDR: fear itself
Robert Langdon: small spaces
Captain Hook: crocodiles
5-4. Episode 4-4: The Bottled Meat Co.
1. Mike Ditka VOMITING UP FOOD for Sammy Sosa
2. A Nightmare on Elm St.
3. Fossil
4. DisOrDat
Alimentum: infant formula
Nembrionic: death metal
Isomil: infant formula
Stovokor: infant formula
Abramelin: death metal
Nutramigen: infant formula
Decrepit Birth: death metal
5. Correct Answer: insects
5. Wrong Answer of the Day: beef tongue
6. 3000ish
7. “… Upsilon, Tau, Sigma, Rho…”
8. “This South Carolinian vacation town is hot!”
9. “Here comes the G-spot express!”
10. The 80/2 Year-Old Virgin
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Adam and Eve: Garden of Eden
Zach Braff: Garden State
Mary Lennox: The Secret Garden
Michelle Obama: organic garden
Ringo Starr: “Octopus’s Garden “
Buddhists: Zen garden
Chris Cornell: Soundgarden
5-5. Episode 4-5: The Badminton Superstore
1. animal 2
2. 1/4 MILE of chocolate mint swirl
3. Correct Answer: sorbet!!!
3. Wrong Answer of the Day: soft serve!!!
4. DisOrDat
Crystal Ooze: D&D
Ochre Jelly: D&D
Clotted Cream: British treat
Green Slime: D&D
Victoria Sponge: British treat
Ty-phoo: British treat
Gelatinous Cube: D&D
5. “That’s no lady, that’s my NIECE!”
6. to my ear
7. worship false ogre-gods
8. a White Russian
9. Memento
10. between B & C
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Dorothy Gale: ruby slippers
Hermes: winged sandals
Carrie Bradshaw: Manolo Blahniks
Michael Jordan: Air Jordans
your mom: combat boots
Cinderella: glass slippers
horses: horseshoes
5-6. Episode 4-6: Horatio’s 1:1 Ratio Mega Maps
1. Pineapple Express dubbed in Italian
2. The Hunchback of Notre Dame
3. DisOrDat
Double Trouble: Elvis
Sex on the Beach: shot
Clambake: Elvis
Fun in Acapulco: Elvis
Snake Bite: shot
Love Me Tender: Elvis
Slippery Nipple: shot
4. Bugle Boy
5. Correct Answer: the voice of Honda commercials
5. Wrong Answer of the Day: the Artistic Director of London’s Globe Theatre
6. a NATLE Charlie NcCarthy
7. Davy Crockett TOPPING his enemies with ICE CREAM
8. a CAPYBARA skilled in martial arts
9. “Sniff, sniff – God has just spoken to me!”
10. “The Times They Are a-Cyclin'”
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Ursa Major: The Great Bear
Cygnus: The Swan
Canis Major: The Great Dog
Corona Borealis: The Northern Crown
Orion: The Hunter
Lepus: The Hare
Sagittarius: The Archer
5-7. Episode 4-7: Grandma’s Pride Hand-Knit I.V. Accessories
1. Alfred Hitchcock
2. phrase 2
3. The cheerleading squad will chase after him.
4. DisOrDat
Escarole: leafy vegetable
Murano: SUV
Cardoon: leafy vegetable
Sorento: SUV
Tiguan: SUV
Endive: leafy vegetable
Sorrel: leafy vegetable
5. Correct Answer: VI
5. Wrong Answer of the Day: IV
6. FLORAL VALANCE Island
7. Maxwell House Coffee
8. performing scenes from Shakespeare
9. A leading fruit juice brand contains GROUND UP BUGS!
10. CHAPTER 7: Sucked Dry
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pig: pork
calf: veal
snails: escargot
squid: calamari
old sheep: mutton
pigeon: squab
deer: venison
5-8. Episode 4-8: 5th Wheel Motors Car Side Cars
1. Stairway to Elysium
2. Correct Answer: worn pantyhose
2. Wrong Answer of the Day: danced in “West Side Story”
3. DisOrDat
Sanitaire: vacuum
Gentle Glide: tampon
Reliable: vacuum
Avanti: vacuum
Beyond: tampon
Compak Pearl: tampon
Dirt Devil: vacuum
4. spünkliken
5. Tool
6. The lovebirds tied a wide, triangular knot in a necktie!
7. L
8. IV, VI, II
9. Harpo acting in more films than he needs to survive
10. Missouri
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E: Everyone
M: Mature
E10+: Everyone 10 & Older
EC: Early Childhood
T: Teen
AO: Adults Only
RP: Rating Pending
5-9. Episode 4-9: Ken & Larry’s Never-Melt Ice Cream
1. little eyeglasses
2. that guy from Monk
3. “Watch for high winds and RUM storms.”
4. DisOrDat
The Breakfast: jam band
The Good Egg: Bob Evans meal
Ten Ton Chicken: jam band
Deep Banana Blackout: jam band
Border Scramble: Bob Evans meal
Griddle & Meat: Bob Evans meal
Leftover Salmon: jam band
5. Alec Baldwin drowning William Baldwin in hair gel
6. fox hunting
7. Correct Answer: Cassandra’s Dream
7. Wrong Answer of the Day: Scoop
8. Kevin Gannet
9. KoRned beef
10. Three
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Hell’s Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay
30-Minute Meals: Rachel Ray
Barefoot Contessa: Ina Garten
The Naked Chef: Jamie Oliver
The Muppet Show: The Swedish Chef
Essence of Emeril: Emeril Lagasse
Good Eats: Alton Brown
5-10. Episode 4-10: Freezy Freddie’s Discount Cryogenics Outlet
1. CURVING and ORNATE FORMS of chocolatey goodness
2. a BROMINE medal in swimming
3. DisOrDat
Final Blackout: L. Ron book
Go Cut Creator Go: LL song
Death’s Deputy: L. Ron book
The Boomin’ System: LL song
Under the Black Ensign: L. Ron book
The Kingslayer: L. Ron book
Big Ole Butt: LL song
4. “Meet me out back!”
5. Mr. ORANGE
6. Pretty Woman
7. Correct Answer: Egghead
7. Wrong Answer of the Day: Mr. Freeze
8. “FRANKLIN W. DIXON” spelled out in bones
9. Quentin Helms
10. 80 hours
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Chicago, IL: Lollapalooza
Park City, UT: Sundance
Black Rock City, NV: Burning Man
Indio, CA: Coachella
Bethel, NY: Woodstock
Austin, TX: South by Southwest
Manchester, TN: Bonnaroo
6. Your Questions
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