Overview
We all know how to murder, torture, crush and abuse humans in People playground, hell, we even work for hours in machines and mods just centered around murdering the poor humans! But… Have you ever tried making your human comfortable and happy? In this guide i will try to teach you how to do so in 5 simple steps!
1St step
First of all you need to select the human your going to love and take care of… For now, to do this you should group a lot of humans together and see which one is perfect for you, everyone has their own reason to pick a human over the others, for example, i’ll pick this guy because hes small and adorable.
2Nd step
Now we have to buy him a proper house, since normally humans live in a concentration cube, preferably a pretty house, and one of the most important steps is to buy him a tv, that will entretain him in the mean time.
3Rd step
Now that our human is entretained and amazed by the new house we bought for him we should, in secret, buy him a pet for him to love and take care of, kinda ironic
4Th step
When your human is happy and feels loved you should cook something for him, this would make him feel appreciated and thinked of, there are a lot of recipes but my favorite one is the gorse beef, because its juicy and flavor-ful so i will prepare that for him.
After you cooked his favourite food deliver it to him without being too invasive so he doesn’t feels forced to eat it.
5Th step
Now, draw your attention here, this step, is the most important step by far, spend time with your human, do the things he likes to do the most, play videogames with him, see the tv with him and go to the park with him, still, dont be too invasive or he will feel less free and wont have private time for him.
Ending
After all those steps you should feel a lot less guilty about all the lifes you ended and ruined in this game, and your human should feel really happy if you made all the steps correctly, and remember, all the steps can be a little different, for example, the human i picked, or the food i made for him, those are things that can be changed, but that’s all, a simple and small guide that took me way too long. Bye bye everyone.
Thank you everyone that saw this dumb guide! it’s recieving a lot of support and im so glad everyone liked it! i thought this was going to be a guide that no one was ever going to see lmao.