A Snowleopard’s Guide to Lonestar [CONTEST]

Overview

A slightly in depth guide to the best pusher in the game!Warning: may contain humour.

Intro/Disclaimer

So, this isnt really much a guide, rather some nice reading material whilst you wait those 4 minutes 32 seconds for a match to start, but thats nice too, right?

So dont expect to come out with much apart from a smile on your face 😉

Please click that thumbs up if you enjoyed, thankyou ;3;

Early Game

So, congratulations on picking the best pusher character in the game!
If you are following this guide in a match, first I’d suggest to NOT as your toxic team is probably spamming you for being “afk”, and sure I’ll get to the point.

I like to upgrade my dynamite first to steal all dem kills, but in the grand scheme of things this probably isn’t the greatest idea. Lonestar can create artifical droids (can something artificial be even more artificial?), so you should run to an opposing turret as soon as you can with an ally and knock a third off the turret’s health right off the bat.
Recommended allies for this: Scoop (healing), Clunk (tankiness), Skree (more artifical droidness)
Aim to get the health and maybe the cooldown upgrades for the bull ASAP so you can enjoy the turret destroyingness before they know what hit them ;).

I have no idea whats going on in that^ screenshot. But it looks good.

Mid-Game

So, you made it this far and you should have got down all their turrets within 5 minutes.
If this isnt the case, the planets must have aligned or something, but exceptions do occur!
Regarding upgrades, you should have bought the damage for the dynamite, health for bull and the rocket boots, as well as some others of your choice like bullet upgrades idk.
Keep this in mind: Booming bullets are key. This might have been obvious before you read this guide/experience, but for me the AoE damage wasnt important. Then i tried and i loved it! Would recommend, lost 7lbs in 15 weeks! I mean, it can thrash droids in their groups in seconds. Which is good when the enemies cant attack with their non existent droids and you can since you have your artifical droid of bulliness.

Late game/Conclusion

You should have won by now.
If the enemy has found a loophole in my guide, never fear!
Use your bull to push them away! (Intelligence insulted yet? lmao)
Tip: never buy healing dynamite.
Make allies stay behind you to maximise offensive output.

So, you should now be top class Lonestar players!
Thanks for reading 😀

*Inserts random screenshot*

Items to buy [extra helpfulness]

This is my preferred loadout: (Left to right): Yes, Yes, Yes *Next row* Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes *Next row* Yes, No, No, Yes, Yes *Next row* Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes.
Got that?