Overview
A very original guide for a thief or a visitor for Raven Brooks’ scenic locations
Introduction
Welcome to the little scenic place called Raven Brooks
Mumbling Uhh,i don’t think this is the photo we’re supposed to show…
Uhh,alright,let’s try again.
Welcome to the little scenic place called Raven Brooks
UHH,whatever
Anyways,welcome
Locations that you shall visit while staying there
Your house,most importantly
It features accomodations like
A cute little kitchen where there’s no rotten milk in the fridge for sure
yeah,you know exactly that you have rotten milk and banana peels in the fridge and some chinese takeout in the freezer…..
A beautiful lit closet where you can fit half a car!
but, uhm ,in YOUR case a sh!t ton of boxes
Two beautiful bedrooms,one for your kid
And one for you,you loving happy couple!
Your totally friendly neighbour’s house!
He’s having numerous yard sales!
And a very clean cute little house!
Final note
After you’re done visiting,make sure to clean your house,(because we’re so underpaid we don’t do it and we don’t care,we’re lazy too!) because some other people will also visit this iconic scenery!
Okay,look,i know what’s going on in there
You need to run.
Okay,thank god it’s dusk now.Run away
Don’t look at that place anymore,just ru
Thank you for visiting Raven Brooks,and also for reading this free,cheap-ass guide!
Thank you,and we’ll see you again!