Overview
An in-depth guide to getting all 40 achievements with text and pictures. Spoilers ahead.For a guide in Japanese (日本人) please visit https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2184900469 created by the awesome yamaneko_jpFor a guide in Russian (русский) please visit https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2191088637 created by the wonderful mesieWork in Progress
Crypto 10/10
Pyrokinesis 1/10
Set something on fire, then use it to destroy a hapless human
(In the 1st mission you are able to set the hay bales on fire using your Zap-O-Matic on them. Then throw the fire bale at one of the farmers.)
(Additionally refer to this guide created by the amazing Honk)
[link]
Brain Drain 2/10
Consume a human brain to kickstart your shield regeneration
(In the 1st mission while fighting the farmers extract one of their brains and collect it while hurt in order to obtain)
Swift Harvest 3/10
Accelerate Brain Extract or Transmog by mashing that button like you mean it
(In the 1st mission spam the Brain Extract button on a farmer as quickly as you can ‘mash the button.’)
No Time to Waste 4/10
Destroy a human with a weapon and another with a psi ability at the same time
(In the 1st mission PK a farmer and Zap-O-Matic another farmer at the same time in order to obtain)
When Two Humans Collide 5/10
Use PK to destroy a human with another human
(In the 1st mission PK a human then throw into another human in order to obtain, you may have to repeat again with same human in order to kill them)
Fly, My Pretties 6/10
Throw a human into the air and juggle them
(In the 1st mission PK throw a human then PK them again in the air in order to ‘catch them’ before they fly off)
Man’s Inhumanity to Man 7/10
Destroy multiple humans with a human-made explosive
(In Turnipseed Farm find one of the many explosive barrels around and use PK throw in order to kill multiple enemies at once)
Covert Thoughts 8/10
Stay covert by scanning primitive human thoughts
(In the 2nd mission you will HoloBob a human and scan other human’s thoughts while playing. It will be obtained as long as you play through the mission.)
Reduce, Abuse, Recycle 9/10
Transmogrify an object to replenish your ammunition
(Toward the end of the 4th mission, Alien Pool Party, transmogrify an object in order to get more ammunition for your disintegrator raygun)
Hot to Trot 10/10
Evade a rocket by dashing
Saucer 4/4
As Is Tradition 1/4
Abduct a cow with your saucer
(In the 2nd mission you can abduct a cow from the paddock in the fairgrounds to obtain this one)
Rejected for Probing 2/4
Throw something into something else with the saucer’s Abducto Beam
(Abduct a vehicle or creature and toss it into a building. Obtainable during the 2nd mission.)
Gas-Guzzler Guzzler 3/4
Abduct and drain a vehicle to replenish your saucer’s shields
(During 2nd mission, abduct a vehicle and drain to obtain)
Simply Repulsive 4/4
Use your saucer’s Repulse-O-Tron to fend off homing missiles
Locations 6/6
Goin’ to Seed 1/6
Invade Turnipseed Farm
(Obtained by playing the 1st mission, no prerequisites)
Rockwell Death Knell 2/6
Invade Rockwell
(Select the mission Earth Women are Delicious
Only playable after completion of the 1st mission Destination Earth)
Immodesta 3/6
Invade Santa Modesta
(Select the mission Alien Pool Party
Only playable after completion of the 3rd mission Citizen Crypto)
Area of Dissect 4/6
Invade Area 42
(Select the mission What Ever Happened to Crypto 136?
Only playable after completion of the 11th mission Suburb of the Damned)
Union Busting 5/6
Invade Union Town
(Select the mission Furon Down!
Only playable after completion of the 15th mission It’s a Wonderful Armageddon)
Capitol Punishment 6/6
Invade Capitol City
(Select the mission Mr. Crypto Goes to Capitol City
Only playable after completion of the 16th mission Furon Down!)
Bosses 3/3
Unilateral Disarmament 1/3
Destroy a certain irritating simian warlord once and for all
(Defeat General Armquist during the 18th mission Armquist Vs. The Furons)
Impeached 2/3
Destroy the pathetic human attempt at a robot overlord
(Defeat the Robo-Prez during the 22nd mission Attack of The 50-Foot President)
For the Glory of the Furon Empire! 3/3
Destroy humanity’s last hope and initiate the subjugation of the species
(Defeat Silhouette during the 22nd mission Attack of The 50-Foot President)
Mothership 7/7
Furonigami 1/7
Explore the more offbeat parts of the mothership
(Go into Furonigami from the Archives Tab and browse some of the unlocked concept art to obtain)
Return of the Clone II – Reloaded 2/7
Re-visit a mission in the mothership archive’s Holopoxdeck
(Go into Holopox deck from the Archives Tab and select a mission to replay – Especially useful if you have missed optional objectives and need to complete them for ‘The Mandatory Option’ achievement)
A Pox on Your Gear 3/7
Upgrade Crypto at Pox’s Lab in the mothership
(Buy an upgrade for Crypto from Pox’s Lab. Obtainable after the 1st mission.)
And a Pox on Your Saucer Too 4/7
Upgrade your saucer at Pox’s Lab in the mothership
(Buy an upgrade for your Saucer from Pox’s Lab. Obtainable after the 1st mission.)
Invasion of the Body Swappers 5/7
Try out a new look for Crypto in the mothership’s archives
(Go into skin selection from the Archives Tab. The Mootant skin is the earliest skin for players who don’t own the skin pack to get the achievement. You can unlock this skin by completing all of the optional objectives for the third mission.)
Grade A Upgrade 6/7
Fully upgrade one of the branches of a weapon or ability
The Mandatory Option 7/7
Complete all optional mission objectives! (Use the Holopoxdeck if you have to.)
(Do all of the optional objectives while playing through the missions. They are easy to complete but easy to miss if you do not pay attention to the prompts on the screen. However, you are always able to revisit a mission using the Holopox Deck in order to obtain this achievement.)
Challenges & Misc 10/10
Harvest Season 1/10
Recover a Furon Probe
(In the 1st mission collect a probe like the one in the picture. You only need to collect 1 Furon Probe in order to obtain.)
Down to the Challenge 2/10
Revisit a missionless invasion site and complete a challenge there
(Explore a level while not doing any missions and complete a challenge there obtaining at least a 1 star)
Do Feed the Sharks 3/10
Demonstrate Furon free spirit near a warning sign placed by the human authorities
(In Santa Modesta, PK throw a human into the Ocean)
(Additionally refer to this guide created by the fantastic Sgt-Shoeshine)
[link]
Hop the Hoop 4/10
Display Furonic aeronautic prowess by soaring through giant human pastry without soiling your feet
(In Santa Modesta, jetpack through the ‘Tasty Pete’s Donut Sign’, located nearby the church and the radio station)
(Additionally refer to these guides created by the amazing Honk and by the fantastic Sgt-Shoeshine)
Champion of Abduction 5/10
Ace an Abduction challenge with a three-star rating
(In Turnipseed Farm you can easily do the abduction challenge with no upgrades. Just focus on PK throwing as many cows as you can into the beam.)
Righteous Rampage 6/10
Ace a Rampage challenge with a three-star rating
Furon Faster Race 7/10
Ace a Race challenge with a three-star rating
The Art of Armageddon 8/10
Ace an Armageddon challenge with a three-star rating
Jerk of All Trades 9/10
Obtain at least a two-star rating for each challenge type
Ace of Space 10/10
Ace all challenges!