Overview
Here I will describe how to get achievements in Steam. The translation was done with the help of translators. (Yandex and Google)The manual was updated on 05/16/2021.List of changes:1. Item 7 was edited.2. The instruction was copied from my original manual in Russian:https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2446665749
Achievements that can be obtained with incl. permanent death.
1. Proud to be mortal.
You need to start the game with permanent death enabled. (8 clause in rights)
2. And it is gone!
Die with permanent death enabled.
3. Total idiot & full idiot.
You need to show Pena (the driver of the green “Fiat”) your middle finger when you ride with him in the passenger seat.
4. Feel alive.
You need to make the Pena accelerate to 90 km/h, while you must sit in the passenger seat. Just show him your middle finger and he will accelerate!
5. Thank you government.
You need to get a big fine.
To get this achievement quickly, I advise you to drink about 1 case of beer (or one bottle of vodka), you can also refuel the van with fuel oil.
Then you are guaranteed a fine, but you must be stopped by the police.
6. Rusting fast.
It is necessary to accelerate “Satsuma” to 200 km / h.
1. Ease Satsuma completely. We remove all the seats (except for the driver’s), the torpedo, the entire outer part.
2. Remove the muffler.
3. Set the car to the maximum speed (3.700)
4. Show off your driving skills!
7. Can’t stop smoking now…
You need to get addicted to smoking. To do this, you need to smoke about 4-5 packs.
For the information, thanks to the user “hoovy”
8. Flying Finn.
You need to take the first place in the rally.
9. First loser.
You need to take 2nd place in the rally.
10. Sliding Swede.
You need to take 3rd place in the rally.
11. Kiddy champ.
You need to win the rally, in the “Junior” class.
12. Hannes Kolehmainen.
The route of the rally must be walked on foot, WITHOUT RUNNING, WATER AND FOOD!
The most tedious achievement, it can take up to 1.5 hours of real time to complete, to start it you need to register for the rally and immediately go to the finish line.
To implement it, I advise:
1. Before starting, drink water, preferably more.
2. Eat a couple of bags of chips.
3. Take a flashlight with you as you will arrive at the finish line early the next morning.
Achievements that can be obtained without permanent death.
13. I am coward.
You need to start the game with permanent death turned off.
14. Ultimate survivor.
You need to quench your thirst with your urine. To do this, point the camera up when you relieve yourself.
15. Party time.
You need to drink one bottle of vodka. It can be found in a gift that lies on the table near our uncle’s house.
16. It runs.
You need to assemble the “Satsuma” engine and start the car successfully.
17. Poor people go away.
You need to spend over 2000 marks in Teimo’s shop.
18. Welcome to Finland.
You need to take a steam bath in the sauna.
19. Case solved.
You need to drink 24 bottles of beer from one box.
20. Jonne!
You need to come to Teimo’s store on a moped.
21. A true hillbilly.
You need to drive a tractor to Teimo’s shop!
22. 100 km.
You need to drive 100 kilometers by “Satsuma”.
23. 1000 km.
You need to drive 1000 kilometers by “Satsuma”.
24. 10 000 km.
You need to drive 10 000 kilometers by “Satsuma”.
25. Golden steam.
It is necessary to relieve the need for coal, which is located in the sauna. The sauna must be warm enough!
26. Finnish wedding.
You need to drink a lot of alcohol. 1.5 cases of beer is enough.
27. Magic portal.
You need to drink so much alcohol for the player to lose consciousness.
28. An idiot.
It is necessary to break the window of Teimo’s shop in the presence of Teimo himself.
29. Grand Theft Teimo.
You need to smash the window of Teimo’s shop at night when Teimo is not in the shop.
30. Money well spent.
You need to fail the MOT in the city and not get license plates for “Satsuma”.
The probability that you will get this achievement is 90%, no matter how much you want it 🙂
31. Responsible citizen.
You need to go through an inspection in the city and get license plates for “Satsuma”.
32. You have a new friend!
We need to give Jokke a ride home.
Sometimes in the middle of the night you will be called by Jokke, who will ask you to take him home from the city.
33. Yeast festival.
You need to drink a bottle of your own alcoholic beverage (in a bucket).
34. Granny’s little helper.
You need to fulfill the request of your grandmother, that is, bring her food!
She can call and tell you what she needs to bring. (A dart will also appear on the map.)
35. Working man’s Saturday.
You need to drink a bottle of vodka on the territory of the barn, but only on Saturday.
36. Mr. Kilju.
We need to sell a bottle of our own alcoholic drink to Jokke.
He will be sitting near his house, not far from the railway crossing. For a perfectly prepared bottle, Jokke will give us 170 marks.
37. You have a computer!
You need to order (buy) a computer and install it in the room.
The computer can be ordered using a letter that will be in our mailbox.
38. Dakar rally.
Pee into the “Satsuma” racing radiator
To do this, buy a racing radiator, drink some water, and urinate down the radiator neck.
39. Full of crap.
The truck must be completely full. 10 liters.
40. Finnish Summer.
You need to take a steam bath in the sauna, which is located in the cottage, which is located on the island.
41. Don’t answer that call.
The player must be killed by lightning, which can strike the time you receive a call during a thunderstorm.
I will say that this achievement is a little buggy, so you will not be immediately killed by lightning. Approximately 1/10 of a lightning bolt.
42. Pimped!
You need to buy plush (pink) body kits for the “Satsuma” salon and install them!
43. Bad Guy.
You need to serve any term in prison.
44. Satsuma GT.
Collect a copy of Satsuma from the poster.
For this we need:
1. Gear knob – located near the body (scrap metal) “Satsuma”. The location is random!
2. Rudder and head – are located near workshop, near the remains of a stop.
3. Wheels – are in a barn, not far from Ventti.
4. Front lip, rear spoiler, 2nd carburetor, rear window spoiler – all this can be ordered through the catalog.
5. Painting GT – order from a locksmith.
We collect and start the car, that’s all!
45. True Peräjärvi Dalton!
You need to steal a poker machine from a pub.
To do this, we break the showcase, hook the cable to the slot machine, then to the car (preferably diesel) and push it out of the Pub. (I advise you to first substitute the machine with a box of beer.) After that, open the back cover with a screwdriver and take the money!
46. Jackpot!
You need to knock out 3 coins in a slot machine in Teimo’s shop.
47. Smoking kills.
Need to die from a gas station explosion. To do this, you need to smoke when refueling a car, preferably running on gasoline.
48. You reached 100 kg.
You need to gain 100 kilograms, chips and scales (in the parents’ room) to help!
49. Greased rust.
Drive 1/4 mile drag racing in less than 17 seconds.
Quite a difficult achievement, for its implementation I advise you to completely lighten the car and install a full engine tuning, along with nitro.
50. Too much power, too little skill.
You must die in a red BMW, for that sit in the passenger seat and have fun!
(On Saturdays (evenings), they show up on the dance floor.)
51. Thank you for playing!
You need to go through the storyline of the game.
SPOILER!
How to go through the story:
1. [/ b] We need to help smash Yani (the driver of the yellow “sports” car in the city), it’s not so difficult.
2. We take out Suski from the car (she will loudly ask for help).
3. You carry her to your home, put her either on our bed, or on the bed of our parents.
4. We go to bed. If a note appears after sleep, then you did everything right.
5. It’s time for a date, you need to prepare yourself and Satsuma for this.
1) Install leopard covers (order through the catalog).
2) Install an audio system (speakers, amplifier).
3) We install or leave the passenger seat.
4) We take 2 cases of beer, preferably 1 more bottle of vodka. Place 1 case of beer in front of the passenger seat.
5) Not sure about this, but I advise you to wash yourself before the trip.
6. ​​ We are going to the city, preferably in the afternoon, and preferably on Thursday.
7. Suski will stand either near Teimo’s store, or near her house (opposite the church).
8. Now show your driving skills and do not exceed 80 km / h.
9. If Suski is happy with everything, she will ask you to take you either to the dance floor or to the slides.
10. After you arrive, Suski will persuade us to drink “a little” alcohol, so we bring ourselves to a state of loss of consciousness.
I think you understand what is happening between a girl and a guy who are in strong alcoholic intoxication.
11. We are waiting for a call from Suska. (About 2 hours real time.)
12. Then Suski calls us and says that she is pregnant.
13. The player is then given the choice to either continue the game or end the game. You decide.
52. Finnish sisu!
Participating in a rally, you need to finish on a broken suspension.
53. Darwin Award.
The breathalyzer should show 3.5 ppm of alcohol. I advise you to drink either 1.5 cases of beer, or one bottle of vodka and a couple of bottles of beer.
54. Methanol Man.
From alcohol “Spirit” you need to go blind. You can get 3 bottles of this drink ONLY IN ONE PLACE, namely in Jokke’s apartment, when you help him move there. Sometimes there will be a party, and there will be a couple of Jokke’s friends lying around and there will be “Spirit”.
55. Reetipokeri Master.
You need to win at the poker machine located in the Pub.
56. Kela-Taxi.
You need to give your grandmother a ride to the church.
With such a request, she will call on Sunday morning. But be careful, if it takes too long to get to her house, Grandma will go to church on her own!
57. Lottery winner.
You need to win any amount in the lottery.
58. What a shock!
You need to urinate either on the turned-on TV, or on the computer, while the player must receive an electric shock and die.
Achievements related to in-game computer games.
59. Wow, look at that Chopin there!
You need to play 13 notes in the “Pieno” program.
( C C C E D D D F E E D D C )
60. Seek and you shall find.
You need to complete the game “World’s Man.”
61. Philosophy Master.
You need to achieve the title of President in the “Filosofiapeli” game.
62. A cure for illness.
You need to complete the “Rapula” game.
63. PTSD.
You must complete the “Massacre” game.
64. Waving for victory.
Complete the “Johnny F. Kemedy Racing Challenge”.
65. Full stash.
You need to complete the game “Allikio”.
66. My finger slipped.
You need to complete the action for 0.12 in “Wild Vest”.
67. Grill master.
You need to properly serve 20 customers in the game “Grillisimulaattori”.
68. Catch-A-Fish.
You need to catch British fish in “Fish Game”.
69. Aiming like a pro.
Earn 34 points in the game “Sormileikki”.
70. Gauntlet survivor.
You need to complete 20 levels in the “Run the Gauntlet” game.
71. You are the wall.
You need to complete the game “Pasi Invaders”.
72. I am Santa Claus.
You need to reach level 4 in the game “Joulu”. The game will be on the shelf in the living room.
73. Kahen kilon siika!
In “Pilkki” you need to catch 2 kg of whitefish.
74. Engine started!
You should try to start the game “rally95”. The game crashes all the time!