Overview
In this guide, you can find all Tiny Tina quotes from the Borderlands franchise.
Quotes
- “Come on iiiin, you are missing the Fuun!”
- “All around the Sta-actus plant, the stalker chased the bandit, the stalker thought ’twas all in fun – POP! Goes the bandit!”
- “Oh haiiii!”
- “Roland told me you were comin’ – I still owe him for all that buttcrap with General Rancid. So, you gotta hijack a train, hunh? Chiiild’s play! Lemme introduce you to my ladies.”
- “Runnin’, runnin’, runnin’, I’m runnin’ over here, run, run, run-run, run.”
- “This here’s Mushy Snugglebites, and this is Felicia Sexopants. These fiiiine-ass womens could stop that train for yas, but I’ma need their badonkadonks first, and they got stoled by the bandits a few days ago. Go get ’em!”
- “Naptime!”
- “That’s right, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ – my big brudder’s about to teach you some MANNERS. Nobody steals Mushy Snugglebites’ badonkadonk and lives!”
- “That’s Mushy Snugglebites’ badonkadonk. She’s my main squeeze. Lady’s got a gut fulla’ dynamite and a booty like POOOW!”
- “Got the badonkadonks? Best day evaaaa. Bring ’em back here and I’ll use ’em to make some fine-ass damsels who can hijack that train for yas.”
- “Hey I told ya’z to get outta heeya, get out or do I gotta shank a ♥♥♥♥♥?”
- “Get-outta-my-shop-or-I’ll-punch-yo-butt. That’s-how-Tiny-Tina-roll.”
- “(Singing) Put a little bomb in the hot ass damsel, blow stuff up and make people die.”
- “I’m a little teapot, bloody and cut. Here is my handle and here is my butt.*explosion noise* Oops.”
- “Squishy. Squishy squishy squishy.”
- “Oh daaaaaayum, you lookin’ good, ladies. Let’s get to work.”
- That’s right. Twin sisters, man. Hhhahhhhhh. Take ’em. Take ’em take ’em take ’em take ’em.”
- “Just put my damsels near the choo-choo track and set ’em off! Good plan? Great plan!”
- “You’re cordially invited ♥♥♥♥♥!!!”
- “When you are ready to begin the Tea-Party, please smack Mister Flesh Stick in his ♥♥♥♥♥ face.”
- “Gonna eat so many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crumpets, it’s going to be a Crumpocalypse.”
- “Ten… Nine…” *launches rockets* “I got bored.”
- “BURN ALL THE BABIES!!!!!”
- (Cute yawning noise)
- “Make it RAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!”
- “Sup, sucka? It’s Tina. I wrote you a poem and it goes a little somethin’ like this BREAK IT DOWN. Ahem. Kill Jack. Kill Jack. Kill Jack kill Jack kill Jack KIIIILL JAAAAACK! Kill Jack. A poem by Tiny Tina.”
- “Climb the pipe to the train or you’ll go insane wut wut. That’s a rap song I wrote.”
- “Get some cookies, so you can eat ’em and grow up big and strong and kick Piston in the butt-butt.”
- “Real badasses eat chocolate chip cookies, I’ma gonna get that tattooed across my back in Old English font.”
- “Wait a minute. Those cookies weren’t chocolate chip. Those…are…raisins. WHYYYYYY-HY-HYYYYY?! SHAWTY, DESTROY ALL THE FOOD DISPENSERS! WIPE THE RAISIN ABOMINATIONS OFF THE MAP! I JUST WANTED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES! WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?”
- “Ohmygodohmygodohmygod. Do you know who just arrived in Beatdown? SULLY THE STABBER! He’s my THIRD favorite mass-murderer in the ENTIRE WORLD! You HAVE to go get his autograph for me.”
- “Get his signature on this. Please. PLEASEpleasepleasepleasepleaseplease! If you don’t get his autograph I’m gonna DIEEEEE. He’s my favoritest. He killed every living person on the Bathymas with nothing but a rusty butterknife. If you don’t take it I’m gonna start crying. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. [making a song out of it] oh-baby please please PLEASE! That was ‘Please’ by Tiny Tina with Vault Hunter on bass.”
- “He said… no? Well. There’s only one thing to do — look him in the eye, nod politely, and KILL THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF HIM!”
- “You come up in my face, and you DON’T GOT BOMB PARTS, you KNOW I’m throwing hands.”
- “Oh, hello! I didn’t see you there. I was just on an important mission to save my friends and AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THE SAME THING?!”
- “Gonna go blat-blat-blat on the vine-freaks. n Rat-tat-tat till their brain leaks. n Chill, girl, just droppin’ some bars. Go do the thing.”
- “I wanna shoot the cannon again! AGAIN! But Lil said no. BLEEPING CURSE WORDS!”
- “You kiddos killed that butt-bot so, so good! (cackle) Butt-bot.”
- “Come on, Mordy. You got this! You gonna be all right.”
- “MORDY’S ALL BETTER AND ELLIE FIXED THE CAMP’S COFFEE MACHINE AND I CAN’T STOP YELLING ABOUT EITHER ONE OF THOSE THINGS!”
- “Yo yo yo. You kill that vineyman up on vineyville yet?”
- “I left some reeaaal sexy bombs back on Sanctuary. Oh, just thinkin’ bout ’em… come on, think about ’em with me. Yeeeeeah. Together now. Hohhhhh.”
- “That. Was. The BIGGESTEST BOOM OF ALL TIME! Gotta give it to Lilly-of-the-valley, she knows how to kill a baddo in style.”
- “Seriously, though. Vaulty-Vault, you was there for me in the dark times. That’s fo’ life.”
- “So, just saying, it’s probably my birthday, and you ain’t got me nothing. Mini-moonshot cannon. Just wanna put that in your head.”