Overview
Are you an alcoholic ? Is being in lockdown and isolation taking a toll on you? Are you spending an unnecessary amount of time playing Apex Legends? THEN THIS IS THE GUIDE FOR YOU! A completely trashy Apex drinking guide specifically for *ranked* games for when you want to absolutely ruin your rank (and probably your health)
WARNINGS
Some people in solo queue actually care about their ranks. Don’t be drunk idiots and ruin their gameplay experience
THESE RULES WERE DESIGNED TO DECIMATE YOUR RANK OKAY DONT BE A BABY OR STOP READING. This is not for people who care about their rank okay pls dont come at me if you hit the bottom of silver.
What are you? Sad and pathetic? hahahaha im not crying you’re crying
DA RULEZ
- If you finish a game with NO KP and negative RP, take a shot
- If you get more than 3 KP (kills OR assists), take a shot
- If you get 6 or more kills, take a shot
- If you die to a hacker, take a shot (must spectate to prove they’re hacking)
- If you die with under 100 damage, take a shot (this can be doubled with rule 1, yes we’re trying to ruin your life)
- If you’re top 3, take a shot
- IF YOU DISREGARDED MY WARNING AND PLAYED WITH RANDOMS AND THE RANDOM LEAVES/IS A HACKER, take 2 shots 🙂
- If you win a game, take 2 shots
- If someone does a finisher move on you, take a shot lmao you suck
Enjoy!
This guide was literally made by me and a friend on the spot bc we wanted to get hammered and we’re both hardstuck in plat! LMK if anyone actually uses it okay bye