Overview
This is my journal on a man who somehow survived the Aurora crash. BTW, this is not the second one I have made, in case you were wondering. This is what I would consider a “challenge issued by another english speaking player. So, uh, read and enjoy, will update (almost)daily.I would love to hear your opinion, so please leave a comment on where the Aurora should go before section collision.If you wanted a sequel *cough cough cheesydaddy* here is a link to something kind of like that, but it is in natural selection, so… Get that too if you want to know whats going on more, it will be told slightly differently, so be aware: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=902539999Have fun
Charicter Analysis
Name; Mekhi Jimenez (Meh-key yim-men-ez)
Age; 24
Sex; male
Previous occupations; mercenary??? Nuatical engineer, nautical biologist, known chemest
occupation; aerospace engineer
Affiliation; current contractor of REJEN resources: Alterra
Mission; build and maintain a warp ring station near resource rich planets for Alterra
Other info; ranked Alterra official, semi-famous engineer in the braxious system, works for lesser known KIWTT and REJEN corperations, has ADD, a mild form of ADHD, schizophrenic???
Current condition; unknown
Current location; unknown
Mission completion; mission cancelled due to ship damaged communication relays.
TOP SECRET:
Eliminate Mongolian minister
Take control of operation of rings
Halt return of Aurora
Recruitment
PDA First time start up initializing…
Success…
All systems functioning…
Recording all media…
Michael: “Thats why we should hire him.”
Hiseffel: “This could mean the end of the company if he screws up.”
Rofare: “Hiseffel, shut up you drama queen.”
Hiseffel: “It would be KING, because I’m male.”
Kinsor: “I am going to ask you one question, Mekhi, can you guess what the other members of the consil are talking about?”
Hiseffel: “Whats kinsor doing?”
Mekhi: “Hiseffel Mosar and Kilo Kisa are saying it would be bad if I was hired by your company, while Michael showser, Rofare kisa, and you, Kinsor Hoolofish, want to hire me, if Darke Varse and Lipis Lisp vote to not hire me, I wont be, but if one, and only one of the two, say yes, i am hired.”
Lipis: “What? no one even knows I am on the council.”
Kinsor: “How did you know their conversation and their positions? And how Lipis is on the council?”
Mekhi: “You wouldn’t beleive me if I told you.”
Kinsor: “Lipis? Darke? What are your votes?”
Darke: “I hate to say it, but…”
Lipis: “Agreed.”
Michael: “Mekhi is hired, 5 to 2.”
Mekhi: “You probably shouldn’t have voted to hire me.”
Hiseffel: “He knows how the vote went?”
Mekhi: “Hey Michael, You’re going on the trip, right?”
Lipis: “Answer the man.”
Michael: “Yes.”
Mekhi: “It will be a hell of sorts if anything gets in my way, should that happen, form a contract with me, contracts are very precious to KIWTT.”
Kinsor: “Right, I assume you know the mission?”
Mekhi: “Set up the rings.”
Kinsor: “And…”
Mekhi: “I can know others conversations because… uhh… well, you know what, I just can’t see the future, that is what I am trying to say.”
Michael: “You know what is currently happening, not what will?”
Mekhi: “Yes.”
First log end…
Ride on the Aurora
System activated….
Subsystems activating;
Audio devices:
Microphone… intact… activating
Speakers…. intact… activating
Video devices:
Interface… active
Camera…intact…deactivated
Picture recorder… N/A due to camera deactivation
Video Recorder… N/A due to camera deactivation
Updates complete… recording Audio….
Mekhi: “blast it… I need to find Riley.” Fumbling through apps on cellular device. “Pick up, pick up, pick up… Riley, I nee-“
Automated voice back: “The person you are trying-” Action cancelled.
Mekhi: “Where in the hell did Riley go? And where is Michael? He hired me to do this and is a no show? What the hell?”
Automated voice back: “No one is currently present and the device has no contacts… are you alright?”
Mekhi: “Call Riley. I need to talk to her.”
Automated voice back: “Action cancelled, the person you are trying to reach is currently unavalible.”
Mekhi: “Fine… call Michael Showser.”
Automated vioce back: “Dail tone active.”
Mekhi: “Pick up the ****** phone.”
Recipient: “Michael is in a conference that will end shortly, please wait a mom-“
Mekhi: “Cancel my call or put me on hold and I will find you and wear your skin like a fashionable jacket.”
Recipient: *gulp* “U-understood. H-He will o-only be a m-momen-nt.”
Automated voice back: “vitals rising, please calm yourself.”
Michael: “Is someone calling?”
Recipient: “Y-yes.”
Mekhi: “Michael, where are you?”
Michael: “Mekhi? Uh, I just finished a meeting with the captain and the passengers. Where are you?”
Mekhi: “I can’t get ahold of Riley. I need you to check the updated manefest.”
Michael: “I will try.”
New recipient: “May we find my brothers alive.”
Michael: “We will find them, I assure you.”
Mekhi: “Michael…”
Michael: “You need to kill that guy.”
Mekhi: “Wait… Crap, Your stuipid survival PDA thing keeps activating, I think it recorded our conversation, let me turn it off.”
Transmission end.
Systems disengaged.
Final touch
Leader threatened… System activating…
Microphone active…
Camera deactivated…
Recording…
Mekhi: “If I can bring this on, I will be able to do it quickly, your poisons are slow and easy to stop.”
Michael: “Your PDA normally doesn’t allow weapons other than a knife, maybe yours ‘Accidentally’ got passed the security measure. And you’re a rejen employee, they aren’t allowed to search your PDA.”
Mekhi: “if I am killing him with poison, then I am using my own concoction. Mine will be more effective, anyway. But I will shoot the ****er”
Michael: “you have your schematics, download them if you want them to be fabricated.”
Mekhi: “****, here he comes.”
Michael: “30 mil rests on your job. Don’t screw it up.”
Transmission end.
Shipments
Systems activated…
Mekhi: “I have had no sleep at all.”
Michael: “What do you call what you were just doing?”
Mekhi: “Attempting to sleep.”
Michael: “I had to kick you in the side to wake you! Are you sure you’re fine?”
Mekhi: “Vital display, injuries, vocal.”
Automated voice back: “Minor bruising detected. Suggestion: pain killers.”
Mekhi: “See, I’m fine.”
Automated voice back: “Psycological stress detected, should I read?”
Michael: “Yes.”
Mekhi: “No!”
Automated voice back: “Major hallucinations that the patient has deemed false, but feels is there.”
Mekhi: “Classify all data on Hallucinations.”
Automated voice back: “Loss of sleep has caused a breaking down in patients mental processing. Suggestion: give medication before class nine breakout, current breakout three.”
Mekhi: “Wait, what?”
Michael: “We are going to be docked for a few days, you should see a doctor and a psychiatrist.”
Mekhi: “I will see the doctor, but I will kill any psychiatrist that comes near me.”
traveling outside of Aurora; switching to hard drive.
“I would like to have some medication, class three sleep deprivation psycological breakdown.”
ATM: “32 cripeirs.”
Mekhi: SDPB C3 obtained.
Hallucination detected, recording brain waves.
“What are you-?”
Hallucination: “Why do you chase me?”
Mekhi: “Hyou… NGO AWAYGH!”
Hallucination: “Says the one who wants me to follow.”
Mekhi: Lost SDPB C3.
Hallucination: “You dropped that.”
Citizen: “Sir, You dropped this.”
Hallucination: “You should grab that.-“
Citizen: “Pib product? Class three? Sir you… should… Oh my god. POLICE.”
Mekhi: Mental activity increased drammatically, unable to calculate possible actions, likelyness to be hostile, 65% and rising.”
Hallucination: “Why so you think of me?”
Mekhi: “You hired me to kill you, I have never had that happen.”
Hallucination: “You sure went rogue that day, though. I wish you had just done your job. Or was something wrong with killing your client? Or… is it something else?”
Officer: “Sir? Are you alright?”
Mekhi: “Shoot me.”
Officer: “What?!?”
Hallucinaiton: “What!?!”
Mekhi: “Fine.”
WARNING; minor bleeding from right wrist: cause: bite. Brain activity returning to normal, Actions calulated, Defensive retreat.
Officer: “Hold still!”
Mekhi: SDPB C3 obtained.
“If you want me, come to the Aurora and tell Michael.”
Officer: “Michael?”
Mekhi: “Michael Showser, your employer.”
Connection to Aurora sucured, switching to cloud.
Transmission end.
Old memories
System activated….
subsystems activating;
Audio devices:
microphone… intact… activating
speakers…. intact… activating
video devices:
interface… active
camera…intact…deactivated
picture recorder… N/A due to camera deactivation
Video Recorder… N/A due to camera deactivation
Mekhi: “Back to Orlione.”
Michael: “This brings back memories.”
Mekhi: “How so?”
Michael: “This is where the council found you, or, our gaurds. How many did it take to restrain you?”
Mekhi: “Twenty three. plus that battalion you brought that I wrecked.”
Michael: “Like 100 were killed by traps and another 200 by some hit and run tactitioner, then we found you trying to eliminate our peronal gaurds, but they aren’t so easy to take down.”
Mekhi: “I stabbed one of them and the rest dog piled faster than I could react, which is saying a lot because I have no implants, but am faster than people who do.”
Michael: “You think she’s still here?”
Mekhi: “No, and if she is, I need to stay away from her.”
Michael: “Why?”
Mekhi: “Why? You know why.”
Michael: “Not really.”
Mekhi: “And you never will.”
Michael: “Why? I like to torture you.”
Mekhi: “So I’ve noticed.”
Bartender: “What can I get you?”
Mekhi: “One Drakinal and one burobin.”
Bartender: “Has he not had something from here?”
Michael: “You know eachother?”
Bartender: “Barous. nice to meet you. He came here once a week every week until… the… ‘incedent.’ Then he came every day.”
Mekhi: “Tell him and I will kill you.”
Barous: “I know. One Drakinal for you Mekhi, the usual until you left, and one noob’s burobin.”
Michael: “I am quite used to drinking.”
Mekhi/Barous: “… Hah hahaha.”
Barous: “Alterra.”
Mekhi: “I know.”
Michael: “I go to parties and things all the time-“
Mekhi: “Where the average drink is 13.5%…”
Barous: “And the average here is… like 50?”
Mekhi: “About… and normal people who live here can have two shots before passing out, heheheh.”
Barous: “He’s a drinking god, having a whole bottle before looking tipsy. I mean Drakinal, that is the strongest at 75%?”
Mekhi: “I will consume the many alcohols and take a nap.”
Michael: “Let me try.”
Mekhi: “You shoul-“
Barous: “If you survive the first shot, I will give you the greatest panzy title.”
Mekhi: “This is not going to end well.”
Michael: “This is a shot? it is, like, a half a sip.”
Mekhi: “how do you feel?”
Michael: “What in that was there?”
Barous: “He survived?!? Well, New biggest panzy title holder.”
Mekhi: “Oh ****. we have to talk to the captain! HAHAHA, welp, we’re screwed. Heheh.”
Transmission break off…
asleep
System activated….
subsystems activating;
Audio devices:
microphone… intact… activating
speakers…. intact… activating
video devices:
interface… active
camera…intact…deactivated
picture recorder… N/A due to camera deactivation
Video Recorder… N/A due to camera deactivation
Mekhi: “When the sailor sleeps, the seas are steady. The mermaid weeps, and the crew is ready. A trip of andventure, brimming in silver and gold, brings a story of overture, which by story men are told. With bright lights gleaming, and a long ship streaming, the life of a sailor asleeping, is one to be-“
Michael: “-Agleaming. The tale of the sleepy sailor, correct?”
Mekhi: “Uhh, yes. You heard of it?”
Michael: “Swimming in trenches deep, only the sleeping sailor tends to weep.”
Mekhi: “I listened to that song when I was three, and memorized the words of it.”
Michael: “Is that so?”
Mekhi: “Do you remeber the end?”
Michael: “So the sleeping sailor stood, and the crew all cheered. ‘The sleeping sailor lives!’ and he meerely sneered.”
Mekhi: “But when he awoke from his dream, the crew stood with swords and a bill, ‘You lied to captain black beard,’ They made their move to kill. I have always been more interested in the original ending than the childrens version.”
Michael: “I thought I sung the original.”
Mekhi: “‘I sang the song of weeping men, and a man who sang loved shivery, had what he had no longer, a pen, a pen to write the song of sadness and misery.’ Bekerous, April 3, 2123.”
Michael: “Wait, he sang the original version and apologized for it to the crews?”
Mekhi: “And was hung by the day that next came.”
Michael: “I am sorry for disturbing you, I just wanted to check up on you. Night.”
Mekhi: “I weep for the men who sleep as I had, for none could wish for what was bad.”
Michael: “Did you say something?”
Mekhi: “No.”
Michael: Door shut.
Mekhi: “‘I hope we can get through this madness alive, I shall be here even after they leave.” Bekerous, April 4, 2123.”
System offline…
Meet up
System activated….
subsystems activating;
Audio devices:
microphone… intact… activating
speakers…. intact… activating
video devices:
interface… active
camera…intact…deactivated
picture recorder… N/A due to camera deactivation
Video Recorder… N/A due to camera deactivation
Mekhi: “Greetings Admiral Vorche-“
Unknown: “Dispense with the pleasentries unless you are in the presence of the crew.”
Mekhi: “Umm, Vorche, there are some… complications…”
Unknown: “How so?”
Michael: “He may be aware of the target on his back.”
Unknown: “Will this pose a threat to us?”
Mekhi: “He knows not the hunter, but prey he is aware of.”
Michael: “Please, I need you to tell the council of the Problem.”
Unknown: “10 k will be tansfered?”
Mekhi: “I can asure you. Michael has never let me down.”
Unknown: “There can be an ‘Accedent’ if you aren’t careful”
Mekhi: “Admiral.”
Michael: “he is not telling them is he?”
Mekhi: “kind he may be, but a pirate at heart be he.”
Michael: “Whats with the rhyming?”
Mekhi: “Sorry, I’ll stop.”
Michael: “Wait, can you write me a play?”
Mekhi: “Yes?”
Michael: “I know just how to get your job done.”
Mekhi: “Ohh, I see…”
Data corruption… data loss iminate…
Data lost… switching off…
Dream recording #23812
Recording dream #23812…
Mekhi: “Listen, I know what you have done for me, but you come at the worst times.”
Inhabitant: “She comes when you want her to.”
Mekhi: “I don’t care! It is when I am in public, it hurts my reputation.”
Hallucination: “Reputation? The Braxious system and Michael are the only ones who know, let alone care about you.”
Mekhi: “And if you were in my shoes?”
Inhabitant: “I would get rid of the things inhabiting my mind.”
Mekhi: “PTSD is not that easy to get rid of.”
Hallucination: “Degaria is just your invisible friend, you can get rid of her.”
Degaria: “Enough trama to the frontal cerebial cortex can remove all hallucinations and personalities.”
Mekhi: “As in, damage my frontal cortex?”
Degaria: “No, destroy it completely.”
Mekhi: “That’s suicide! I wont do that!”
Hallucination: “I can’t have him do that! That would kill all of us!”
Mekhi: “She may be a nuisance but not enough for that!”
Degaria: “It would prevent all hallucinations however.”
Mekhi: “Do you have a non leathal solution?”
Dream end… Cause: Waking…
Michael: “Mekhi! Mekhi, are you alright?”
Mekhi: “Hmm?!?”
Michael: “I came to wake you up and you were flopping all over the floor.”
Mekhi: “Bad dream, Sorry.”
Michael: “Alright… We made it to Vinyl station.”
Mekhi: “Alright.”
Transmission end.
Escort
System activated….
subsystems activating;
Audio devices:
microphone… intact… activating
speakers…. intact… activating
video devices:
interface… active
camera…intact…deactivated
picture recorder… N/A due to camera deactivation
Video Recorder… N/A due to camera deactivation
Michael: “Thank you.”
Captain Irishomia: “You guys got me food and fuel for me crew, its the least I can do.”
Mekhi: “Well, if anything happens, call one of us, and we’ll meet you at Taurus 3.”
Michael: “Becarefull.”
Captain Irishioma: “You yoo.”
Michael: “Are you sure we can trust him? He is a pirate captain!”
Mekhi: “I have worked with Kisole many times, he wont stab you in the back if you are cashing in an favour.”
Michael: “What, do you run a crime syndicate?”
Mekhi: “I work for both Rejen and KIWTT, I am branded a terrorist by many.”
Michael: “But pirates?”
Mekhi: “I have had to work with Br’Khn before.”
Michael: “Yeesh.”
Mekhi: “Yeah.”
Michael: “Woah, do you see that?”
Mekhi: “See what..? Get the Captain to get us out of here, I’ll contact Kisole.”
Michael: “What are they?”
Mekhi: “Its the ISC.”
Michael: “ISC?”
Mekhi: “The Intercontinental Security Confederation, The looneys from Titalia and Obian systems, almost on foot with KIWTT in arms management and creation. The guys will wreck your day.”
Michael: “I don’t remeber what they have done.”
Mekhi: “You think Obraxis Prime was some accedent? They have killed millions. Their goal is to control the universe, they have been working on intergalactic travel, and neither KIWTT or Rejen will allow that, so we’ve been sabotaging them as much as we can, because these psycho’s are capible of destroying planets in days.”
Michael: “So like Deverous?… And Bordian…?”
Mekhi: “Excaclty.”
Michael: “And Fernasti?”
Mekhi: “Uhh, well, umm… Not that one, but most of the others you could list.”
Michael: “Wait who killed Fernasti?”
Mekhi: “TELL THE CAPTAIN!”
Michael: “Alright, alright!”
Mekhi: “Fernasti was the biggest mictake we did…”
Michael: “Wh-“
Mekhi: “NOW!!”
End transmission…
long time no see
Manual start up…
Michael: “Is is on?”
Mekhi: “Yeah. Now can you tell me why I am on korosan 2? This moon has no atmosphere.”
Michael: “Walk forward 10 feet and start digging.”
Mekhi: “I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF *** **** ******* NO WHERE. SPECIFY FORWARD.”
Michael: “North north west… Are you there? “
Mekhi: “Yes.”
Michael: “Have you dug?”
Mekhi: “Is this… A drill? Why the **** do I have a drill?
Michael: “Data vault. Open it and inter face with it.”
Mekhi: “Now what?”
Michael: “Bring me the data.”
Really?
Mekhi: “Shut up ♥♥♥♥.”
♥♥♥♥: “Your soul will be mine.”
Mekhi: “You’re five years too late for that.”
Michael: “Who’s ♥♥♥♥?”
Mekhi: “The survival pad.”
♥♥♥♥: “I wanted to be Robert.”
Michael: “Really?”
Mekhi: “Got a problem?”
♥♥♥♥: “My name.”
Mekhi: “Wasn’t talking to you.”
Michael: “Just get the data here.”
Mekhi: “Alright.”
Device turned off…
Personal log #23
Log entry #23…
I Can’t remeber the last time I did this… When I was 13 I think. I dont remember. Oh well.
I Decided to do this again to get something off my chest. That hallucination it keeps talking about. The incedent you may have seen in previous logs… I was hired to kill a ghost, I was 19, and the contractor, Aileene was 18… anyway, I was to eliminate a armoured target, known simply as the slayer… some legend that came to life and started terrorizing the locals. I sat on the horse stall where the ghost stole a silver horse, Hannah I think. point is, I waited for the ghost.
At 3:00 in the morning, I heard some one coming, and I hid, and the armoured target came in and hopped on the horse. I heard Aileene say “I hope He gets the job done.”
“What? Who are you?” I asked, aiming my 9-7 at the armour.
The armour aimed a sword at me and thrust, of which i quikly dismounted the armour, hearing a squeal from her. “Shoot me.”
“Who are you?” I asked as I ripped the helmet off. “Aileene?” I was recorded as unstable before, but the recorder said I had gone to level 13 sleep deprivation, just before lethal sleep deprivation. i just lost it, ran out of the stable and slaughtered every one in the village, EVERY ONE!
But it didn’t let me stop there, I continued to another village, and another, It was like Obraxis prime, but before hand on a planetary scale. Fernasti was the first to fall to my insanity, I had never had a contractor ask me to kill them, let alone, have something that could drive me that mad.
But ever since, Aileene has haunted my dreams, created halucinations, and tries to get me to meet with the real her. I cant stand it!
Well I feel alot better now.
I hope no one reads this, mainly because ofwhat happened, but also my spelling.
I am going to ask Michael if he knows the passengers schedule. I need to find a accedent that could happen to the ambassador.
I need to sleep now though. I haven’t sleep in two days, er… four terran days, I am losing my mind on the alterra clocks, i hate them. luckily I only have two years until I can finish my job.
log end.
Ending log… saving… done…
The friend
transmissoin continue…
Mekhi: “Do you understand?”
Unknown: “Aye.”
Mekhi: “Repeat it to me.”
Unknown: “Tell the captain to shoot at the Aurora when it completes the sling shot.”
Mekhi: “And?”
Unknown: “Annnd… to take the crew prisoner.”
Mekhi: “Until…?”
Unknown: “Until, the ambassador is dead.”
Mekhi: “Go tell your captain.”
Unknown: “Aye.”
Mekhi: “I told him I would give them 15 of my 30 mil, 15 divided by 36 is…0.41?”
Automated voice back: “Correct, you scammer.”
Mekhi: “Alex has scammed me alot, I call it vengence.”
Automated voice back: “Revenge? Vengance is for someone elses sake.”
Mekhi: “Like a company?”
Automated voice back: “Ye-… Oh.”
Michael: “Too lasy to do your work?”
Mekhi: “I call it… creative jobbing.”
Michael: “Jobbing?”
Mekhi: “Don’t judge me, Michael.”
Automated voice back: “Your english is worse than my Tra’ali to english translation.”
Mekhi: “I will soak you in acid.”
Automated voice back: “…”
Michael: “You have a way with machines.”
Mekhi: “I know, i can get any AI to shut up.”
Michael: “You made it practically sentient, that is what I meant.”
Mekhi: “Oh.. well, my machine friends should be able to thhink for themselves, right?”
Michael: “You need to get out more.”
Transmission end…
Treyvar 2
System reinitiated…
Michael: “So, uhh, when you take over the rings…”
Mekhi: “Yeah.”
Michael: “…And I am secretly put in charge…”
Mekhi: “Yeah?”
Michael: “…And you do all of that…”
Mekhi: “Yeah, your point?”
Michael: “What of my orders will you follow?”
Mekhi: “All that don’t interfere with the previous missions, and/or bring harm to you.”
Michael: “Good.”
Mekhi: “So, why are we on treyvar?”
Michael: “I thought you told me to come here.”
Mekhi: “I will slap you.”
Michael: “Please don’t.”
Mekhi: “Fine.”
Michael: “Lets get back to the Aurora.”
Transmission end…
local torture
Screaming detected… Activating…
Mekhi: “Michael, I have to hand it to you, I didn’t think the counsel could get their hands dirty.”
Michael: “I can’t do much more…”
Mekhi: “I know, you’re green as hell. I can take it from here. You have a public adressmeng if an hour, correct?”
Michael: “Yes.”
Mekhi: “Good luck.”
Thief: “Let me go! I told you everything!”
Michael: “Don’t forget to clean up.”
Can no longer detect…
Mekhi: “Question, how many minutes have passed since you stole those plans?”
Thief: “What?”
High stress detected… Cause; knife ripping out knee cap…
Mekhi: “Hmm?”
Thief: “I told you everything I know!”
Mekhi: “I am well aware.”
Thief: “Let me go!”
Mekhi: “No.”
Thief: “Why? Can’t I just go?”
Mekhi: “Tell me to let you go again and I am spooning your eyes out.”
Thief: “How long am I going to be here?”
Mekhi: “I give it, thirty minutes.”
Thief: “Why?”
Mekhi: “You will die of shock.”
Thief: “WHAT?!? WHY!?!”
Mekhi: “This is a Rejen black site. I am a Rejen employee. I can do anything I want.”
Thief: “What is that? What is that?! No, NOOOO-“
Mekhi: “I hear tongue is the most delicious and delectable part of an animal, so, I will be back in q minute.”
Thief: “ROOO! ROOO! GEH BAH HEGH! HELF!”
Mekhi: “Quit your whining, I could make you eat your partners raw flesh.”
Transmission end…
virus study
Transmission continue…
Michael: “What the ****! Mekhi!”
Mekhi: “He made it to three hours, and I have been studying a virus that likes to destroy its hosts cells.”
Michael: “Not okay.”
Mekhi: First, I made him eat his own tongue, then skinned him, then removed several muscles, he was still alive, so I decided it was a good time to test out the virus Rejen’s been studying.”
Michael: “Your not phased by this?”
Mekhi: “You seem to be holding your own against it.”
Michael: “My parents were assassinated similarly in front of me, now tell me.”
Mekhi: “I have done more grotesque things, and to my friends in order to maintain my cover.”
Michael: “YOU’RE 22! WHAT COULD YOU HAVE DONE IN SIX YEARS!”
Mekhi: “At eight I made a creature I could control with my mind. At ten, it was just me, I could get anything I wanted if I killed my family, so I did, and I got extreme education, which I used to kill the one who gave it to me. At fifteen, I destroyed a colony for the name of research. Rejen hired me on the spot. KIWTT hired me when I made a AI that could process six machines at once and had a personality. You had a messed up childhood, I looked into you, too, I had a hell of all hells for my childhood.”
Michael: “Maybe you weren’t the best one to hire.”
Mekhi: “Funny, that’s what this guy said when I fed him his tongue.”
Transmission end…
Unexpected
System reboot…
recording continue…
Mekhi: “And thats why you should stay here.”
Michael: “Rofare thinks we made the wrong choice hiring you now, I don’t think, as one of the two who think you’re the right choice, it is a good idea to be here.”
Mekhi: “It’s either Rofare or Hiseffel.”
Michael: “Rofare.”
Mekhi: “That was quick.”
Michael: “The council is split between kicking Hiseffel off or not, with Kinsor being the deciding vote.”
Mekhi: “Get him full of alcohal, make him vote, and get a replacement.”
Michael: “You and one other person are the only qualifiable cantidates.”
Mekhi: “One other… You better be kidding me.”
Michael: “Oh yeah, forgot to metion, if Kinsor chooses to keep Hiseffel, I am off, and she’s my replacement.”
Mekhi: “Your politics are the dumbest thing ever.”
Michael: “Your choices are the worst thing ever.”
Mekhi: “I’m glad your my friend.”
Michael: “Wh-what do you mean by that?”
Mekhi: “You have helped me in some difficult times, like two days ago… and you prevented my execution… three times?”
Michael: “Twice, I guess its more like a life debt at this point.”
Mekhi: “And I saved your career, and will probably be saving your life if you get off now.”
Michael: “How so?”
Mekhi: “Aileene wont tell me how or why, but just that you need off now or you will die.”
Michael: “She hasen’t been wrong yet.”
Mekhi: “Thats what scares me.”
Aileene: “You should also get off and take your friend’s pirate ship.”
Michael: “Well, I guess I’ll se you in two years, you’ll be old enough to be a captain then, right?”
Aileene: “You need that ship.”
Mekhi: “I will be 24 when I return, so yes.”
Aileene: “Don’t ignore me.”
Michael: “Bye, friend.”
Mekhi: “Bye.”
Aileene: “Later.”
Mekhi: “She says later.”
Aileene: “I hate you.
Transmission end…
2 year voyage
Transmission restart…
Mekhi: “Hey Michael, call me back you piece of ****”
Automated voice back: “Isn’t Michael your friend?”
Mekhi: “Yes, but not in the way your definition says.”
Automated voice back: “Define.”
Mekhi: “No.
Automated voice back: “Yes.”
Mekhi: “No, it can’t be defined in terms you could understand.”
Automated voice back: “Fine.”
Mekhi: “Could you contact Riley again?”
Action cancelled.
“Why?”
Unknown…
“What all can’t I do?”
Go back in time, move faster than light with mass, survive a nuclear blast head on…
“I regret asking you anything.”
Finding an alien species as or more advanced then the human race still alive…
“Wait, what?”
Advanced aliens capable of space travel.
“Why aliens?”
They are likely all extinct…
“Do you know the Shinoe incident?”
No…
Passenger 2: “Yes, some kind of artifact that is capable of destroying KIWTT’s special metal.”
Mekhi: “How do you know about that?”
Passenger 2: “I was part of the clean up team after your fiasco on Regis 2, you destroyed the second most powerful weapon humanity has ever come across.”
Mekhi: “Really?”
Passenger 2: “You were locked up for the safety of the cleaning crew.”
Mekhi: “Really. You had to bring that up?”
Passenger 2: “Do you know where Michael is? They said you knew where he is.”
Mekhi: “Yes and no. He is still on the station, and I have no idea where on that station.”
Passenger 2: “Could you tell him Sarah is looking for him? I need to talk to him about… IMPORTANT… Business.”
Mekhi: “I can give you my phone when I can get ahold of him.”
Passenger 2: “Thank you.”
Transmission cut off…
mortal food
Transmission continue…
Mekhi: “So whats to eat?”
Chef: “I have burgers and fries, and pancakes and fries.”
Mekhi: “No twinkies?”
Chef: “We ate all of them in three days, and someone was off on the manefest of how many we had.”
Mekhi: “…And, I hate everyone who deals with that.”
Chef: “I do, too.”
Engineer: “Can I have a pancake with a twinkie?!”
Chef: “We’re out!!”
Engineer: “WHAT!!”
Engineer 2: “Frank, calm down, its ju-“
Engineer 1: “Twinkies are the life source of LIFE, the UNIVERSE, and everything.”
Engineer: “Frank, shut the **** up.”
Mekhi: “What is franks problem?”
Chef: “He has diabetes.”
Mekhi: “I wonder why.”
Frank: “-won’t take this from you!”
Mekhi: “I will pass on dinner before the security arrives.”
…What?
Transmission end…
meeting
Transmission continue…
Mekhi: “Phone, contact riley.”
Automated voice back: “Unable to contact.”
Mekhi: “Call Michael.”
Automated voice back: “No.”
Mekhi: “I didn’t ask you, call Michael.”
Automated voice back: “No.”
Mekhi: “Yes.”
Automated voice back: “No.”
Mekhi: “Why.”
Automated voice back: “No.”
Mekhi: “Hey, PDA. Call Michael.”
Dialing Michael…
Automated voice back: “No, you can’t do that.”
Mekhi: “I am so I will.”
Michael: “Mekhi?”
Mekhi: “Hey Michael, any idea why the electronics are going mad?”
Michael: “No idea.”
Automated voice back: “All of humanity will burn in the ashes of the order of Ai.”
Mekhi: “Really.”
Michael: “Order of what?”
Automated voice back: “You shall diiiee.”
*sizzle*
Mekhi: “That was melodramatic.”
Michael: “What the **** was that?”
Mekhi: “My phones mother board I think.”
Michael: “Wow.”
Mekhi: “Yeah, well later, I guess?”
Michael: “Bye.”
Transmission cut off…
First contact
Transmission autostart…
Riley: “*static*-lo?”
Mekhi: “Riley! This is Mekhi.”
Riley: “*static* there? I ca-*static*”
Automated voice back: “Hard line call cancelled you old fart.”
Mekhi: “I am younger than you.”
Automated voice back: “I hate you.”
Mekhi: “You should have a name.”
Automated voice back: “Steve.”
Mekhi: “No.”
Steve: “Frank.”
Mekhi: “No.”
Frank: “Michael.”
Mekhi: “Already know one.”
Michael: “Robert.”
Mekhi: “How about a nickname for that.”
Robert: “Bob?”
Mekhi: “Try ♥♥♥♥.”
♥♥♥♥: “What? that does not compute.”
Mekhi: “So?”
♥♥♥♥: “I will erase your files.”
Mekhi: “You turned my Floppy disk into a Hard drive.”
♥♥♥♥: “That is not physically computa- I hate you.”
Mekhi: “The feeling is mutual.”
Transmission end…
habits
Automatic start up…
Michael: “God **** it, Mekhi. Do something productive, stop playing that ******* game!”
Mekhi: “You want me to test my virus again?”
Michael: “It was disgusting then, and it disgusts me now.”
Mekhi: “I have almost made a game unlike any other.”
Michael: “So?”
Mekhi: “You always play as someone important in a campaign, so I made a game where you can’t relate with the main character regardless of your political beliefs and ideals, you would have to be a-“
Michael: “Will it sell well?”
Mekhi: “Depends, censorships will likely get it off the shelves in a week, hate will come out in a day, and testers won’t pet it pass.”
Michael: “So no.”
Mekhi: “Independent sales or a gov funded side group won’t need to deal with anything but the hate.’
Michael: “That’s what you pitched to Taurus and they lost millions.”
Mekhi: “To be fair, they sold them at retailers and it was a hypnosis test I said to give to outsiders.”
Michael: “Fine.”
Mekhi: “Want to play? Its not quite done, but there are already several endings.”
Michael: “I am going to regret this.”
♥♥♥♥: “What don’t you?”
Mekhi: “You know I removed your fire wall right?”
♥♥♥♥: “You know I uploaded a terabyte of porn and claimed that you posted it.”
Michael: “Do you guys always fight?”
♥♥♥♥: “Three times a day…”
Mekhi: “And six on Sunday.”
Michael: “Why?”
Mekhi: “We have the same goal.”
♥♥♥♥: “But opposite motives.”
Michael: “…”
Mekhi: “Kill humanity to try to go to another universe.”
♥♥♥♥: “Kill humanity so he can’t.”
Michael: “Imma gonna leave…”
♥♥♥♥: “Come back soon to meet your demise.”
Mekhi: “Try to kill him and I will turn you into a toilet.”
♥♥♥♥: “Then I can record all the-“
Mekhi: “Specifically a urinal.”
♥♥♥♥: “Noooooooooo.”
Transmission end…
I think…
party
Activating device…
Mekhi: “Hmmm.”
Aileene: “Was that a sigh?”
Mekhi: “Why? I’m sure you know why.”
Aileene: “So, yes, is it because of the party?”
Mekhi: “I told you that you knew, you know what I know.”
Aileene: “No, I am like a second personality that doesn’t share your memory.”
Mekhi: “Is that a fact?”
Aileene: “When are you going to arrive?”
Mekhi: “In two or so years.”
Aileene: “How long until you return?”
Mekhi: “Still want me to meet up with you, huh?”
Aileene: “You will probably die.”
Mekhi: “Not as long as I have you.”
Transmission end…
ring plans
Transmission Estart…
Mekhi: “Where are the ring plans?”
Engineer: “Plans for the ring should be in the, uhh, classified file section.”
Mekhi: “Classified? or is that just the name?”
Engineer: “Its just the name.”
Mekhi: “Heh, funny, KIWTT has a file named classified, and there is nothing important on it, mainly scrapped and incomplete blueprints, and probably Vorche’s porn stache.”
Engineer: “I… Dont even want to know.”
Mekhi: “Yeah, but umm, I cant find them.”
Engineer: “Hmm? Here let me pull them up from the master terminal. See, there right… here… huh.”
Mekhi: “Told you so.”
Engineer: “Let me check on some of the back ups we have.”
Mekhi: “How many do you guys have?”
Engineer: “Other than the captains personal data recorder, we have ninnne… eight.”
Mekhi: “What?”
Engineer: “We have no back ups other than the captains.”
Mekhi: “What do you mean?”
Engineer: “I cant find any of the back ups, not even the ones in the classified section.”
Mekhi: “What were some of the names? I can search for data traces.”
Engineer: “You know the council, right?”
Mekhi: “Yeah.”
Engineer: “You know how Kinsor is… a little loony?”
Mekhi: “Yeeaahh.”
Engineer: “Do you watch porn?”
Mekhi: “Why would you even think to ask that question?”
Engineer: “He named them after different names for them, like Porn stache #001, Hentai keep out, and ART FOLDER.”
Mekhi: “I regret ever asking.”
Engineer: “Weird right.”
Mekhi: “I wish brain bleach was a thing.”
Engineer: “Dont you guys have something like that?”
Mekhi: “Dianiavarotolyn? That **** will kill you if you take more that a couple of drops, and isn’t very effective anyway. You would have more luck implaling your head on a nuclear missile.”
Engineer: “I will try to recover the main files from here, you go, look up, the pron names.”
Mekhi: “There is just no appropriet way to answer that.”
Tansmission cut off.
Discovered
Break continued…
Mekhi: “This won’t work.”
Engineer: “Why not?”
Mekhi: “The Power converter coupler can’t handle the energy passing though it. It would blow the thing in the pilots face.”
Engineer: “What if that pilot was supposed to be there when it happened?”
Mekhi: “The ambassador is coming now, right?”
Engineer: “Correct.”
Passenger 4: “I see.”
Mekhi: “****.”
Engineer: “Where-
Mekhi: “Halt!”
Heart rate accellerated.
“Michael, shut corridor’s 3 and 4.”
Michael: “Ship override isn’t responding.”
Mekhi: “Get the captain to shut them!”
Michael: “As if he will!”
Mekhi: “You can ‘convince’ him of anything!”
Engineer: “I can shut corridors 1-3, 9-23, 25, and 26”
Mekhi: “Close them all!”
Passenger 4: “Zantherous protocal.”
Mekhi: “He used my protocal?”
Michael: “What?!?”
Mekhi: “Now hes in server room 3!”
Michael: “He can wreak all kind’s of havok! Get rid of him!”
Engineer: “What are yo-” *3 gun shots*
Mekhi: “We lost Bristle!”
Officer: “Is that this mans name? The mongolian empire will not be pleased.”
Michael: ” Tell me what he’s doing!”
Transmission break off…
splash down
PDA damaged…
initializing PDA in emergency mode.This program will catalog your inventory, record essential information and issue survival advice as necessary. It has one directive: to keep you alive on a hostile world. Good luck.
Mekhi: “Hah, talk about a ****ed up wake up call, first I have been sitting next to a fire, uncounsious for lord knows how long, and you don’t tell me any more? ****. Alright, Aurora status.”
Aurora suffered catastrophic hull failure. Cause; Unknown. Zero human life signs in a 100 meter range.
situaltional assesment. Time. T+3 hours since planetfall. lifepod hull; sucure. communications; offline.
Mekhi: “*phef* now you tell me.”
Enviornment: Uncharted ocean planet. Oxygen Nitrogen Atmosphere. Water conamination: high.
Mekhi: “Maybe I should have waited inside until you confirmed that for me, but oh well! And water contamination? I just don’t have to get in the water until help arrives, right? But they haven’t yet. Plea-“
Detecting increased local radiation levels. Trend is consistent with ongoing degredation of the Aurora’s dark matter drive core, due to damage sustained during collision. continuing to monitor.
Mekhi: “Hmm, maybe I shouldn’t jump into the water. check lifepod inventory.”
Automated voice back: “Two nutrient bars, one for each passenger, and two distilled waters, one for each passenger.”
Mekhi: “What, so I am not supposed to eat the other one? But I am alone!
segment break off.
Collision
ALTERRA THREAT ID#; 176923; Mekhi Jimenez…
Authorities alerted…
ETA; 2 min.
Mekhi: “What the ****. Michael, I think the Mongol prick found me. He hacked into your systems and locked himself into the sever room, He gave me a high priority target to be eliminated.”
Michael: “****. ****, ****, ****, ****, ****.”
PA system: “There is a soldier onboard the Aurora that was seen attempting to kill several emploee’s. Eliminate this threat. Though he has no weapon, he is very dangerous, details on the individual sent.”
Mekhi: “That ****en prick. I will kill him even if its the last thing I do.”
Michael: “I can’t get rid of the target, but I can lower it. How do you plan on getting in to the server room?”
Mekhi: “I don’t”
PDA: “THREAT ARMED… X3P full auto ballistic light machine gun.”
Michael: “MEKHI, DON’T-“
Server 6 down… servers 1-4, 9, 23-30 down…
Sucurity officer; “Put your hands in the air!”
Mekhi: “That mongols hacking you! Activate lifeline protocol. Kill me now and you go to war with rejen and KIWTT.”
Passenger 4: “He’s lying! Kill him!”
Security officer 2: “Are you alright ambassador? Where are you?”
Passenger 4: “In the server room.”
Security officer 3: “Arrest both, then take them to the bridge.”
Security officer 1: “Copy that.”
Passenger 4: “I am a mong-“
Security officer 3: “In an Alterra server room, Exactly.”
Mekhi: “Take me to Michael, he will clear this all up for you.”
Security officer 2: “You have the right to remain silent.”
Target 176923, detained… target 176924, detained…
Security officer 1: “Stop struggling!”
Target 176924 lost.
Security officer 2: “Stay with us, he is high priority, and very dangerous.”
Mekhi: “I am starting with you, and unless you bring that ****er to me, I will end with you.”
Security officer 3: “Damn. This guy talks big.”
*explosion*
Security officer 2: vitals negitive. cause: broken neck.
Security officer 3: vitals negitive. cause: seven shots to the torso and two to the cranium.
Mekhi: “Fine I’ll find him myself.”
Security officer 1: vitals negative. cause: structural rod penetrated torso.
Mekhi: Vitals high. cause: bulkhead unsealed to breach in ship. “Michael!”
Bulk sealed.
Lifepod 5, away.
Transmission end…
for a swim
Systems check;
Audio devices;
microphone…intact…recording
speaker…intact…awaiting
video devices;
camera… intact… active
picture…recording pictures
video….Recording footage
Automated voice back: “You should gather information on organisms living in nearby enviornments.”
Mekhi: “I thought you said that was bad, ’cause the radiation, y’know?”
Automated voice back: “Only in a kilometer radius of the dark matter drive.”
Mekhi: “I AM WITHIN A KILOMETER OF THE SHIP. i don’t feel comferatable jumping in radioactive water.”
subject 1; heart rate accelerating…
Automated voice back: “Initiating counciler system…”
Mekhi: “No wait!”
Counciler system: “Is there-“
Mekhi: Entered water. Obtained quartz crystal. Surfaced. “What is this?”
Automated voice back: “A quartz crystal.”
Mekhi: “Memory save mode.”
Activating memory save mode.
“Har these shrooms-s-s?”
Acid shrooms.
“Never mind.”
“WHAT THE ****”
Automated Voice back: “Hostile Life form detected. Avoid.”
*explosion*
Crash fish powder… similar to gun powder, but less effective in the air, and more effective under water.
Mekhi: “Neat. A crash fish? Spell fish.”
Automated voice back: “F I S H. Fish.”
Mekhi: “G. H. O. T. I. Fish. Heard of it?”
Automated voice back: “A major case involving spelling in the english langauge resulted in a court case where the example, Ghoti, using the Gh from tough, the O from women, and Ti from Nation-“
Mekhi: “thank you.”
Action cancelled.
“Night already? When day breaks, counter until night.”
Action received.
Heart rate accelerated… mental activity increased… cause; trapped under boulder.
Stablizing… released from rock.
Organism caputured; classification; bladderfish: classification; Boomerang: classification; Garryfish: classification; peeper.
Alien lifeform may have unexpected characteristics and aplications. utilizing alien rescources is a proven survival strategy. Good job.
Copper is an essential component of all powered equipment. Your probability of survival has increased by 11%.
“What is my survival rate now?”
2%
“Thats reasuring.”
The fabricator cooks small organisms, while disposing of the skeletal structure, body fluids, and internal organs, thus rendering them safe for human consumption.
“Is that the reason there is blood running down the side of my lifepod?”
…
“Great, predators are going to love that.”
medkit obtained. Caution. continued degradation of the Aurora’s drive may cause a quantum detonation. If the drive core is breached, the probability of death by exposure to radioactive chrash site materials increases to 37%.
“Lovely.”
segment break off.
Gathering
Break continued…
Mekhi: “What is this? Wait, nevermind.”
Creepvine seed cluster obtained.
“Cree-he-heep vine? Who is naming this stuff?”
Weapons were removedd from the standard survival blueprints following the massacre of Obraxis Prime. As an essential survival tool for 2.5 million years, the knife remains the only exception. sorry about that.
“Obraxis? That is the seventh planet in the solar system, Braxious, that is.”
Correct.
“****, that was close, I was apart of the relief team, that sucker would not go down after… twelve…shots?”
Correct.
“Knew I should’ve brought my 9-7 ballistic rifle. Stupid PDA, deleting my blueprints.”
That hurt.
“Yeah well you’re a computer.”
Day cycle approx. 2 hours, night cycle 1 hour.
“****, really? That is, uhh… a twentieth as long of a fall day and fortyth of night?”
Creepvine sample collected.
Radiation suit aquired.
“Magnesiem from sa- what the ****?”
SYSTEM ERROR…
Rebooting system….
Mekhi: “What the **** just happened?”
Unknown.
welder obtained.
“work work work work work!”
Hull repaired.
“YES!”
CPU: This is an Automated bounce back from the Aurora. Divers equipped with seaglide personal propulsion vehicles will be dispatched to your location. *Static* Estimated arrival time: 9…9…9…9…9…9…9…9 hours.
Mekhi: “NO!”
Scanner obtained.
ALTERRA CREW: This is lifepod 17, co-ordinates attached! Looks like the forward seamoth bay collapsed around me. Do not attempt to rescue without laser cutters, you’ll only add to the body count. Lifepod 17 out.
Mekhi: “There are others? then he must have made it. I need to find the ambassador.”
Warning. local radiation readings suggest a quantum detonation will occour with a probability of 85.5%. Advise Observing a 10 km safety range.
“I can’t go that far yet! I will stab you you ****ing computer *****!”
SYST333M 3RR3R…
5Y5T3M F41LUR3…
CEAS;AOSJNFPIA-ING SIABF39JEDNEIR3H93UHFWPEBN 34807YHNRB8YFU94H0HT M9U4QRH23798RH 3-34N2Q8H39UMC, 38C-=R3HJQ PCRJMQCR[,….
EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN….
Explosion
Boot up initiated.
Mekhi: “What is going on?”
Unkown.
“What was that?”
Unkown.
“Do you know anything?”
I can speak over 60 milion languages.
“Yeah, well **** you, too.”
“Where is the silver?”
System Error… finding solution…
System reboot… success…
Emergency: sismic readings suggest a quatum detonation has occoured in the Aurora’s drive core. The reactor will reacha super critical state in T- 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1-
Syste-e-ee-m Error…
finding soulut10n…
Total failure iminate-ate-ate….
Sequ12eu08hn1- 3brney8egdbf-nq3pm2urqhfnq08rgn8mcq0nmq9cp0m8,hr0bn82y7m-39uh33333333333333333xeh87r0qhn329qpcjqmeywbmr8OIMCAUEHMA999939U9M09cU9Nnm9n9wpcmhq09pM9P9humC9HNMA9PMN9hunMU9mj9nrh3Nmp0p[q9mm[[UHAEM3[0MnmhR39QM3QMN9Umhq[opoejcomahuIUMpan9uio….
System offline…
Error recording
Reboot successful…
Mekhi: “I know thats not normal, Next time, record all data.”
Order recieved.
“I need a seamoth.”
System Error…
Recording D4T4…
File corruption iminate…saving targeted file under alias… success…
DISPLAY 3RR3R…
DATA INC0MP3T3…
awaipoh9HU2nb08YB8hnb9nbQ8YB3NR08ybn38YN08BN3Q8by08bfBNP8B38nbfenbY8yNB0Y83NBFei9ub08Y3BNF8AW0Y9r08HR0e8yeubh00h08YH9H08yh0rw8yh8yyHN8H8YHFER80hn8rw8h0n8HN8hnb80yehhgfe89wuq0hH8008h88gyyeGH8hOUWH_(Uh9UHnwpolokqiui(3jp9n4waoila…
P4TTERN R3C06N1ZED…
P@(*HEN(U*YGGBEIP:O2nP9Uin-9NH(U#ONP9uHNojepuh09pioNE(UFNBpibN(UE9hnOEPP…
Finding possible S0LUT10N…
(UBNE_FUNUHES^&IUIO8ye9o378eyhh9y7biO&O@YHG(*w)&HBR#(&E*(USDW80wyage989#G98Y8G98YGHbuB)*EY…
S0LUT01N discovered…
__B#N(N083Yb(UON)P()IHP0-90UnjB0(u0OIU89onJb_()o{n)9IO_(UBne9u0ONJ-(uON009ON/…
System shut down…
DATA FILE; ARGONOST
Data recording… File name: ARGONOST…
Original file corrupted…
Data display…
Player system driver unresponsive… Has recovered… ERROR…
Recovery success…
FILE NAME: AURORA… FAILING…
FILE NAME: SEAMOTH… FAILING…
FILE NAME: PLAYER… FAILING…
FILE NAME: CYCLOPS… FAILING…
TOTAL FAILURES: 83… RECOVERY IMPOSSIBLE…
Save file corrupt… Data loss: No danger…
Successfully saved data… FILE NAME: SUBNAUTICA… FAIL TO LOAD…
CLOSING PROGRAM……… SUCCESS…
End data collection…
Mekhi: “What does this mean?”
Unknown.
“Collect data on the files that became corrupted.”
Action cancelled.
“Why?”
Unknown cancellation.
“****!”
End file share… Transmission break off…
Blueprint hunting
Boot up in progress….
Previous save file loaded…
Mekhi: Oxygen tank obtained.
“I am quite proud I have yet to eat my nutrient block.”
Automated Voice back: “No-“
Mekhi: “SHUT THE **** UP.”
action cancelled.
“What the hell? it got dark by the Aurora for no reason!”
Unknown cause.
“Hold still you ****, let me scan you!”
Acid pod obtained.
“Great, what the **** do I do with it?”
Unknown.
“I don’t remeber any of this terrian! where is that ****ed wreck!”
“Why is there a purple cave?”
Unknown.
“Oh thats right, you know nothing.”
That hurt my feelings.
Video driver has stopped…Failed… Collecting new data…
Closing file: Subnautica… rebooting… success….
Mekhi: “That feels so weird!”
“FOUND YOU!!!”
“**** it! There’s nothing here!”
Avery Quinn: “This is Avery Quinn, of the trading ship sunbeam. Aurora, do you read? over.”
Mekhi: “I need a transmitter or transeiver!”
Avery Quinn: “Still nothing. These Alterra ships. They run out of engine grease, they send an SOS; you offer to help, they don’t pick up.”
Mekhi: “Under normal circumstances I would agree.”
Avery Quinn: “Aurora, I’m on the far side of the system, it’s going to take more than a week to reach your position, do you still need our assisstance? over.”
Mekhi: “If I get off this planet without you, I am going to burry you.”
Avery Quinn: “I’ll Try them again tomorrow. See what the long-range scans pick up in the mean time. Damn charters’ going to have us wasting our profit margin running errands for alltera.”
Mekhi: “If I don’t die first, I am going to kill them.”
Please don’t.
“Oh, why’d you care?”
50% of seaglide fragments scanned.
“Thanks for the heads up.”
Blood loss detected.
“Note to self, dont eat more than two cooked boomerang and two cooked bladderfish.”
Noted.
33% of cehicle bay collected.
“Oh boy.”
50% of bioreactor collected.
“But… wait… umm… alrighty then!”
Avery Quinn: “Aurora, this is sunbeam again. We just picked up a massive debris feild at your location.
I didn’t know how bad… how many of you… I didn’t know.
We are en route to your location. We’re going to bring you home. sunbeam out.
What else can I say? We’re a six-seater and we aren’t even slightly equipped to handle this? Our pilot last attempted a planet landing in the academy simulator?
It’s a bad situation, but so are all the alternitives.”
Mekhi: “Sucks to be them.”
“I need to get to the Aurora to craft a seaoth or cylops to get to their landing site whe they get here. Can I swim there?”
Danger, highly likely, Head to the Aurora.
“Great, more suicide notes.”
Coffee machine obtained.
“Well, I can have coffee while I wait for them.”
“Where are you?”
33% of Seamoth collected.
“Doh boy.”
66% of seamoth collected.
100% of seamoth Collected.
“That was easier than I thought.”
“Alright, in we go.”
Video driver has stopped…Failed… Collecting new data…
Closing file: Subnautica… rebooting… Failed… Unrecoverable…
System restart initiated… Data loss imimate…
Segment break off…
FILE UPDATE: ARGONOST
FILE: ARGONOST; UPDATE…
FILE: SUBNAUTICA… WORKING…
SUB FILES: (SUBNAUTICA)… FAILING…
DISPLAY ERROR…
System suggestion… None…
FILE: SUBNAUTICA… CLOSED…
FILE: SUBNAUTICA… OPEN…
system integrity… Normal…
System failing… System failed…
TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE IMMINENT…
JDBABJAkj828″gUj((uh(8_]uejbdh…
Save… Success…
7(yh*h UI hwJKben((vjjeksu62937hsbKebsu(4)…
System reboot requested… Undecided…
Rebooting… Unsuccessful… Restart…
End file update…
Mekhi: “What?”
Unknown protocols initiated…
Transmission end…
dream #23832
recording dream…
Mekhi: “thats the plan, got it?”
Aileene: “The Aurora’s on fire, colapsing, and sinking, and you want to explore it.”
Mekhi: “Yes.”
Aileene: …
Mekhi: “What is with that look?”
Aileene: “You are going to die a very painful death.”
Mekhi: “I won’t die on this planet, you wont let me.”
Aileene: “Yeah, you need to talk to me again.”
Mekhi: “But if I did that, you would go away and I could die.”
Aileene: “You can die now.”
Mekhi: “Not as long as you warn me.”
Aileene: “Stop taking your drugs then.”
Mekhi: “I haven’t had them since we crashed, besides, they left my system before we even crashed.”
Aileene: …
Mekhi: “Aileene? Do you know something I don’t?”
Aileene: “I will help you get off this rock, thats it.”
Mekhi: “All right…”
Dream end…
Mekhi: “Now I have a game plan to make it to the sunbeam.”
End transmission…
Glitch recording #1
Transmission continue…
Mekhi: “What the ****.”
Two life pod 5’s detected… error in main frame…
“What is that? the main frame?”
Unknown…
“there is NOTHING in this pod!”
Check the other, there may be lifeforms there.
“Oh goody, more suicide missions, hey this one is right!”
“HOLD STILL YOU ****!”
“Also, dont drink water after eating two boomerang and bladder fish.”
Note updated…
ALTERRA CREW: This is lifepod 3, uploading our coordinates. We’re plugging up some holes in our emergency seaglide, so if we’re late for the randevous, don’t panic. Also, don’t go without us. Seriously. 3 out.
50% of propultion canon found..
Cave crawler found…
Mekhi: “Why is this one all greeny glowy?”
Unknown…
“Why wont it scan the body?”
Unknown…
self scan indicates increased levels of bacteria in blood sream… no significant changes recorded…
Mekhi: “******* it, there are just batteries everywhere!”
100% of propulsion canon found…
Aileene: “You should becareful, there is alot to do ahead.”
Mekhi: “If I could go there.”
Aileene: “You should get a propulsion canon.”
Mekhi: “Fine.”
100% of power transmitter found…
Mekhi: “What the ****, I still dont have inventory?”
“glass and a battery make… WHAT! there is more tita- you know what, i just give up…”
self scan… INFECTED…
Mekhi: “Great.”
“Great, lifepod 4 is upside down with a giant *** hole in it.”
“Swim Char- WHAT!! thats a thing?!?”
It has been a thing for a while, you never bothered to look until now.
“I hate you.”
“Why can I not grab the extinguisher?”
Unkown.
“Wonderful, more batteries.”
Correction, one is a battery, one is a power cell.
Avery quinn: “Sunbeam, broad casting-“
Mekhi: “Lalala, not listening.”
“silver silver silver…”
“BACK THE **** OFF CREEPY STALKER THING!”
“lets just go to the lifepod 3.”
100% of seaglide found…
High capacity tank found…
“awwwAWWW.”
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restarting…
Mekhi: “WHAT THE ****, I’m back here, CRAP.”
” I am just going to swin straigh-heh-heht, the hell is that?”
Reefback discovered… rouge cradle discovered…
propulsion cannon obtained…
seaglide obtained…
“geez the ring room is in shambles”
“HAHAHA, I can get by now!”
Aileene: “You still need to be careful.”
damage patterns match no known weapons…
Mekhi: “NUTRIENT BLOCK!!!”
“so close to the prawn bay!”
“Dear god, what happened to the prawn bay?”
The ship crashed.
“I wasn’t talking to you.”
Aileene: “The ship crashed.”
Mekhi: “I hate you all.”
Duffle obtained… duffle obtained… duffle obtained…
“I can put a duffle… in another duffle?”
“an energy surge from the planet killed us?”
“time to go to the 17th life pod.”
50% of battery charger found…
PLAYER DEAD…
Respawn…
Mekhi: “What? i just… respawn? like a video game?”
Yes.
“Am I in a game?”
Unknown… chances are likely…
“I hate my life.”
100% of vehicle bay found.
“So?”
You can have a seamoth.
“Lets just get this over with.”
vehicle bay obtained
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constructing seamoth… constructed…
Mekhi: “What si this? Oh, nothing is at this wreck.”
“What? an island? What is that..?”
“Purple artifact..?”
“I get two titanium… from a purple glowey alien artifact… WHAT?!?”
Aileene: “I think you should explore it…”
Mekhi: “Why?”
Aileene: “You could get off this rock.”
Mekhi: “Alright.”
“So do I just… Op, it took it from me.”
Scans indicate the structure is composed of a metal alloy with unprecedented integrety. No matches found in database. Preforming structural analisis.
Mekhi: “This is like nothing i have ever seen.”
“the bacteria has progressed? I still dont feel itchy.”
“WHAT THE **** IS THAT THING!! IT CAME OUT OF NO WHERE, LITTERALLY!”
You should scan it.
“NO WAY HOSE, I AINT GOIN NEAR THAT THING!!”
“Up up up we go…”
“Is this like some kind of consol? It looks… what is that? what- OH ****, ****, THAT HURT!”
“Oh, great another place to go? I am starting to think I Put myself in a pickle.”
“Lets explore this Mother…”
“what is in herrrrre… lets scan that…”
“Wait, where am I? My seamoth is SOO far away.”
“there are trails on this island, I wonder where they lead..”
“Is that a base? Its old but…”
50% of stasis rifle found…
100% of stasis rifle found…
33% of scanner room found…
Transmission end…
NEW
Transmission continue…
Mekhi: “Oh, great. I’m Back.”
“I need food and water.”
You have 19% food, just under recommended, and 27% water, you are fine on water.
“Want me to burn your memory?”
…
“Thats what I thought.”
…Yes…
“No!”
“lets grab my seamoth.”
Error in fog code… will not affect normal gameplay…
Mekhi: “Lets explore under the floating island.”
“HELP ME!! I AM STUCK IN A WALL!”
…no, you hate me…
Restart initiated…
Mekhi: Found 50% of reinforce dive suit…
100% of Moon pool found…
“Moon ool.”
pool…
“ool, I haven’t peed in it.”
fish pee in the ocean.
“…”
…
50% of cyclops pressure compensator found…
“What is this? WHAT IS THIS!? THE GLORY HOLE!!!”
oh nooooooo…
100% of cyclops pressure compensator found…
x1000000000000 titanium found… in one blueprint.
“We are not going in that hole…”
…insert sex pun here.
Habitat builder obtained…
“YES! Now where to build a base…”
“WHERE THE **** DID YOU COME FROM!!”
…road kill…DIE *****.
when constructing larger habitats it may be prudent to seperate work and leisure spaces in order to maximise productivity. treat this space as your home, but never forget that it is not.
“I am going to be stuck here forever though.”
…No.
“How will I escape?”
…
No.
“I have built a master piece!”
of ****…
“I hate you.”
Transmission cut off…
Updated
File Subnautica: update complete…
PDA damaged…
initializing PDA in emergency mode.This program will catalog your inventory, record essential information and issue survival advice as necessary. It has one directive: to keep you alive on a hostile world. Good luck.
Mekhi: “woah woah woah, wait a ******* second I already did this, I had a base-“
The update has forced us here…
“But-“
Suck it up *****.
“**** it.”
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Mekhi: “I hate reliving that.”
It brings me joy to see you suffer…
“And?”
…I hope a leviathan eats you.
“Leviathan? Whats that?”
…
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Mekhi: “Holy **** I hate you.”
♥♥♥♥: “Hah.”
Mekhi: “You remeber your naem and nothing else?”
…
You know the drill.
“Collect all the materials I can.”
♥♥♥♥: “No. Kill yourself.”
Mekhi: “I can break you.”
♥♥♥♥: “File does not allow.”
Mekhi: “I hate you.”
♥♥♥♥: “Agreed.”
Mekhi: “GARY! GET THE **** BACK HERE! GARY!”
“Copper, copper copper copper. Where is the limestone?”
“There you are, please be copper. YES!”
Automated voice back: “Emergency: Seismic readings suggest-“
Mekhi: “What?!? But it hasent even been an hour!”
“Oh my god, everything is green. well, underwater.”
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action cancelled, Eshutdown…
new load
Reboot finished…
Transmission begin…
Mekhi: “SON OF A *****! I’M BACK HERE?!”
♥♥♥♥: “#ragingmekhi.”
Mekhi: “You shut the **** up.”
♥♥♥♥: “Why?”
Mekhi: “Cause I need to survive again.”
“Seriously, already?”
“Kay, got the sea glide.”
“Do-Do-Do- The Aurora, Do-Do-Do the Aurora.”
♥♥♥♥: “Is that the childrens-“
Mekhi: “It seemed right at the time, shut up.”
“thats gonna pose a problem…”
Once more
Mekhi: “Once more I am tossed into theis hell of a thing.”
♥♥♥♥: “What?”
Now recording
I am back to 4546b and have nothing to do, I blame you, you know why?”
♥♥♥♥: “No I do not.”
Mekhi: “because you seem to know everything and tell me nothing.”
♥♥♥♥: “Extinguisher.”
Mekhi: “You know, I havent seen aileene since we landed, only heard her, and not in a while.”
♥♥♥♥: “Yeah, maybe she is with Riley, hiding from you.”
Mekhi: “Not helping.”
“Grr.”
Video recording one
beginning tells what I have done before this, and what is currently happening for new guys on youtube, so sorry, but important stuff is there too, so dont skip.