Overview
Hello prisone- performers! I am Awesome Pingu, an enthusiastic BBT player!I will be telling you how to make a great level to really pi- pee off your friends. But I have so many friends, so thats why I made this guide, right guys? Yeah, yeah. Friendship.Anyway, onto the guide. Yeah, typing…
BASICS… um, for the level. Yeah.
Everyone likes nice fluffy things with happy smiling kitties and little, dancing cube people on stage who are doing this on their own accord- to be free- and nice friendly robots who shoot out little cube people stroking kitties… but we cant afford them. We have given you dangerous kitties, um, totally normal pris- performers who are cubes, and evil robots who shoot the cube men and assist the sweet, loving, murder kitties in killing you. Soooooo for your level, you want to add lots of these.
LAYOUT… also for the level.
For your layout you should add alot of saws, lightning shooty thingies and spiky looking things. Spiky. You might not want to touch them. Thats worse that dying by pooping yourself to death. Gahhh… that’d bad. Aaaaaanyway, these will make your friends incredibly annoyed. Unless they are like, computer AI’s because, no one is more popular than me… yeah, friends. Haha, friends. If you add all of these, your map will come together like buttcheeks. Ha, buttcheeks.
SECRETS!!! Still for the level.
It’s a secret, doo ba da doo. Secrets are the best thing for this game. If you can make secrets for yourself which no one will know about, you are sure to make them angry. I mean, how difficult is it to make people annoyed? i know I can veeeery easily. You could make a secret passage to the finish while every one else tries to complete the extremely impossible level you made and the only way to get to the end is using the secret passage which no one knows about except you.
RAGE MUCH? Probably not.
This guide is probably sh- poop to everyone who reads it and you should probably turn away now… unless you want to know my way of making people rage. You should try this, go AFK whilst everyone is trying to finish the level and you are just stading there… dreaming… maybe having an ice-cream, i like strawberry- BUT! This may or may not work but you should try. When someone is about to finish the level, exit the game. Make up a story about your wifi crashing or the wireless got turned off. This method may make everyone loose trust in you and they wont want to play on your server because it crashes all the time, or so they think, so yeah. You should definitely try this.
The End?
Anyway, that was my guide for making people rage on BattleBlock theatre, make sure to keep collecting the gems and yarn. If you do, I will have a party, and the fee is 500 gems, minus 500 because you probably will be spending it all on prisoners. And weapons, and your sanity. Um, ignore that last part. Look out for anymore guides I make, and take into account this totally helpful guide.
A quick thanks!
Hey everyone who has read this and got this far without getting bored, this is my first guide and I hope that it is helpful. Maybe not to make your friends rage but some good ideas for building too. Anyway, thanks for reading!