Overview
This is a guide for those of you, who (as well as yours truly) can not endure the pressure of the game, but still want to beat the blasted thing. Even at the cost of cheating and thus losing your immortal soul.
Introduction
/N.P.P.D.RUSH/ – The milk of Ultra violet is one of those batsнit crazy teeth grinding eye twitching games, that requre you to have inhuman reflexes. As you probably noted for yourself.
But I am glad that this game provides another option to beat it. Turns out you may use either brawn (i.e. your regular hardcore speed-run mode) or brain (i.e. abuse the game).
And since the game has a nasty habit to sexually assault you throughout each session… I don’t mind cheating on this one. To tell you more – it felt almost ecstatically good to finish the game this way.
How To
So, you don’t want to figure it out for yourself? Not even a bit? Nope?
Damn you’re one lazy аss!
Okay, have it your way.
What you have to do is pretty simple, but requires some dexterity still. As well as basic familiarity with the game and it’s elements.
Step 1
Basic preparations.
Start the game.
I bet you’ll manage it somehow.
Step 2
It’s shopping time!
As soon as you appear on the Floor 1 get to the shop.
You can help few junkie girls if you feel fancy, but don’t get too carried away.
Step 3
Let the magic begin.
And this step is a whole point of the guide.
Sell some of your organs for a sweet 10000 cash units. You will start bleeding out this instant. Even though the overall game timer stands still. So you have to be quick about it.
Sell more organs. And more. MOOOORE.
As you may notice the bleeing out gets faster – you’ll lose more HP per secon with each organ sold. (Don’t worry about you organ supply though. Somehow you have infinite amount of kidneys and hearts.)
But blood runs deep. You’ll have to work fast now.
Visit Nightclub. For a 1000 and loss of 50 seconds you will gain health. And quite a lot.
Do you catch my drift?
Good.
Now re-launch the game as you are most likely got carried away boosting health and lost your last second of precious time. This means game over, dude.
So now you shopping frenzy looks like this: rip out your nutsack and sell it for for cash -> get all high and healthy -> buy some time from Clock Makers -> repeat
Why are we doing this?
For the Glory of Satan of course!
To get laid! As you have enough money (and “enough” is around 50000 and more) visit the Pimp.
For 5000 you will get your very own girl who is ready to do your every bidding. And you, being a person of high morale, let the girl run free. (I know, I know! My heart aches as much as yours.)
This counts as a person saved. And you need to save 30.
You still have have a lot blood to lose and organs to sell.
And the updated to-do list is: sell liver -> get health -> get time -> buy hoes…
Good news everyone! As you reach your quota of 30 saved girls the overall game timer stops. Now you only have your overblown bleeding out to race against.
Step 4
Final countdown
Visit Weaponsmith and buy a gun upgrade. For 5000 only. This is a one-time purchase, if you don’t know.
And get as much health as you feel necessary. You only need to survive the bleedout about 30-60 seconds more.
Step 5
Are we there yet?
Get all the way up to floor 5.
It’s simple. Just race all the way right dodging and killing enemies.
And on the other side you will meet OH GOD! THIS GAME HAVE PLOT TWISTS?! WOW! No, really! That’s pretty cool in my book.
Afterwords
If you have troubles dealing with the game after floor 5… too bad. This is as far as cheating can officially lead you up to.
And I also hope the game creator will not fix the issue thus rendering this guide obsolete.
Please? Pretty please? With a cherry on top?
Nevertheless, I had my share of fun twiddeling with a game.
А теперь по-русски
ПеКа боярам всея Руси должно быть зазорно покупать такое. А уж тем паче играть.
Так что если бес попутал или по недогляду игра оказалась в твоей стим-библиотеке, то тебе надобно поститься, молиться и слушать радио “Радонеж”.
Так-то.
Али читай по-басурмански.
Всех лобзаю в ентом чати!