Overview
Everyone has a favourite clan. But what if you have to characterize that clan to someone who knows nothing of the game in a few lines. Therefore what is better than a few good old offensive jokes about every clan and it’s traits.
Chosokabe
The Chosokabe: Japan’s emo kid. It stays in its corner and tries to hurt you from as far as possible.
Date
The Date: Japan’s Tokkotaï. These guys would feel right at home in 1945. Charge in first and don’t care about actually surviving
Hattori
The Hattori: Japan’s generic stealth mission in every fps. At first you try to be sneaky, but at some point it fails miserably so you have to resort to the good ol’ stabbing and shooting
Hojo
The Hojo: Japan’s Vauban. Master of the siege, but don’t think he will let you retake that castle easily once he has rebuild it.
Mori
The Mori: Japan’s Johny Depp. They are famous for their swashbuckling and all stuff related to pirates and ships, but not much else
Oda
The Oda: Japan’s professional starcraft player. You’re peacefully building your economy when suddenly a wild horde of zergs appear and destroy everything
Otomo
The Otomo: Japan’s ‘Murica. In God we trust and you better believe we charge in all guns blazing.
Shimazu
The Shimazu: Japan’s weeb. These guys have seen too much anime where characters can cut everything with their Katana’s and believe they can as well.
Takeda
The Takeda: Japan’s secret brony. They act tough when you’re around, but secrtly loves horses and has seen every iteration of ‘My little pony’.
Tokugawa
The Tokugawa: Japan’s nerd. Everyone laughs at him, but he knows he can hack your computer and bank account.
Uesugi
The Uesugi: Japan’s infant mortality. Life is hard, but if you survive the first few years, you’re set up for life.
Ikko Ikki
The Ikko Ikki: Japan’s communists. A revolutionary people’s party who hates everyone and is hated by everyone
