Overview
Advanced Strategies for Defy Gravity
Introduction
This guide is broken down into four (4) sections, not including this introduction.
Those sections are as follows:
Those sections are as follows:
- Buy Defy Gravity while it is 90+% off
- Play Defy Gravity until you get card drops
- ???
- Profit!
Buy Defy Gravity while it is 90+% off
This is perhaps the hardest part of winning at Defy Gravity. You will need to purchase the game while it is 90+% off.
There are many ways to purchase Defy Gravity. Because this is a basic guide, I will cover the simplest way that most novice users would use to purchase the game.
There are many ways to purchase Defy Gravity. Because this is a basic guide, I will cover the simplest way that most novice users would use to purchase the game.
- Open Steam and navigate to the Store page by clicking the Store button, as pictured.
Then enter “Defy Gravity” in the search field and press enter or, if you are an advanced user, you can click on the popup below the search box and skip the next step.
- If you pressed enter, you will be brought to a new screen. Select the first result, “Defy Gravity” from the list.
- You are now at a new screen. Scroll down until you find the picture below. Make sure that the game is indeed 90+% off and is priced appropriately. You may also note an update that proclaims the introduction of Steam Trading Cards to Defy Gravity. This will be important later. For now, press “ADD TO CART”.
- Now, you need to remember that you are purchasing this for yourself, not a friend! Accordingly, press the “PURCHASE FOR MYSELF” button at the the next screen.
- Finally, you will need to have $0.29 on hand to buy the game. Some of you may need parental assistance for this step. If your Steam profile name contains “YOLO”, “Swag” or “420”, you probably need to ask for a parental credit card to continue. In the screenshot below, I have selected Steam Wallet as my payment method. Other payment methods are available, but are beyond the scope of this guide. First, click the checkbox agreeing to sell your soul to Lord Gaben. (At least, that’s what I assume it does. I’ve never read it.)
Then click Purchase.
- Congratulations, you have completed Step 1, “Buy Defy Gravity while it is 90+% off”
Play Defy Gravity until you get card drops
This is the simplest step. We now will play Defy Gravity to get card drops
- The first step in playing Defy Gravity is to launch the game. First, navigate to the Library section of Steam.
You will then need to locate the game you just purchased. In case you forgot, its name is Defy Gravity. Select the game.
Finally, there are many ways to launch the game. You can double click on it, or press the Enter key on your keyboard. I have chosen to right click on the game and select “Play Game…”.
- Note that first time use often requires installation of Visual C++ Redistributable and DirectX. If these operations continue for a long period, close the window associated with their installation and relaunch the game.
- Finally, you will now need to play Defy Gravity. Actually, you don’t. You could just leave the game running and do something else. Regardless, the gameplay of Defy Gravity is beyond the scope of this guide.
- After Defy Gravity has been running a while, check your Steam inventory to see if you have a card drop. A total of three (3) cards can drop from playing the game. To view your card drops, hover over your Steam username, and then select Inventory from the dropdown menu.
Select the Steam section and locate your card(s).
- Congratulations, you have completed Step 2, “Play Defy Gravity until you get card drops”
???
Although I have titled this section “???” (pronounced “Question Marks”) I actually will cover how to sell your Defy Gravity Cards on the Steam Community Market.
- To sell your cards on the Community Market, find your cards in the Steam section of your inventory, which we navigated to in the previous section. Click the card. Novice users will probably be best served by noting the “Starting at:” price and using this in the next step. Note that I have selected a Defy Gravity emoticon as a placeholder for a card and not an actual card.
(Advanced users may click the “View in Community Market” link and use the information located therein to price their card and skip the rest of this section.)
For novice users, continue by locating the sell button at the bottom of the page and clicking it.
- Continuing for novice users, recall that I have selected a Defy Gravity emoticon as a placeholder for a card and not an actual card. First, enter in the price you noted during the last step (labeled with “Starting at:”) into the “Buyer pays:” section, NOT the “You receive:” section. Note that $9001 is just my placeholder and that you are exceedingly unlikely to make over nine thousand USD from this transaction.
Check the box indicating, once again, that you agree to sell your soul to Lord Gaben.
Finally, click the “OK, put it up for sale” button to place your Defy Gravity Trading Card on the Community Market.
- Congratulations, you have completed Step 3, “???”
Profit!
This is the final step. Here, bask in your own glory and profit!
- To profit, simply wait for all three (3) of your Defy Gravity Trading Cards to sell on the Community Market. Once they do, you should have made your money back.
- Congratulations, you have completed Step 4, “Profit!”