Overview
I am a good person, therefore why not put up a guide on how to be a bad person? See my logic, I thought so…
Have a bad connection
Ok, first things first, having a bad connection makes Awesomenauts a breeze, just watch as you constantly have death threats due to your lag, and shoot through prestiges because so many people rage-quit because of you.
Choose a girl
Thats right, Ronimo games made all girls overpowered, Ayla, Coco, and the newly added Penny Fox. (Rae doesn’t need explaination)
AYLA
First and foremost Ayla, in my opinion the most overpowered ‘Naut in the game not only does her chain whack do a fair amount of damage and can be upgraded to do considerably more, when you think she is done for and she is on low HP before you know it, bang she hits you with her fully – upgraded evil eye and one-hits you. As well as this, she has her rage, in this case, the name of the game, this is arguable the best attack in the game, due to the sheer power of it, sure you deal some damage to yourself but if someone is on low-ish health and out on the battlefield, you can probably kill them.
COCO
Coco is an easy, but powerful character to play as, with good speed and great abilities, an all round, good class. Sure blaze is OP at times but the main attraction is Coco’s lightning ball, able to hit people who are behind the turret is in its self overpowered and is enough to make even the most civil people ragequit.
PENNY
Personally, I do not own starstorm, but I have been against enough Foxies to know that she is OP, ’nuff said.
Taunting
Taunting is one of the most irritating things in almost any game, that one guy who comletely outclasses you in a match and taunts after every single kill, yup that’ll be you after I show you the ropes.
KILLS
Sure you might not get many kills depending on your skill level, but make sure that you taunt after every single one of them, for maximum rage. Also make sure you use an annoying class, such as Skolldir for example, after you’ve been killed the last thing you want to hear is an annoyingly voiced character mock you.
SPAM
The easiest way to irritate players is to spam the taunt button, it makes it hard to focus during the game, and since you’re more focused on making the opposing team ragequit than to win legitimately, making sure you keep pressing taunt shouldn’t be an issue.
Conclusion
Ok, now I have showed you all that I can remember in my short-term memory there are a few guidelines I should inform you of:
1. First off, I should hope you know this due to the title of this guide that this is how to be hated, and that implies that no-one likes you, personally I would rather be a popular person than an extremely unpopular one. This is just my opinion and maybe you’re someone who takes great joy in the so called “suffering” of others but hey! I’m not going to stop you from being yourself!
2. Secondly, there are those people out there who are willing to report you for being annoying, I like to call them telltales but they probably have the right to be angry at you if you have followed my guide correctly. Steam support probably won’t do anything the first few times
3. Enjoy yourself, don’t choose to be annoying just because Cookie told you to, oh no, do it for YOU. If your nature is to be kind and polite, please don’t change who you are, be yourself.
(I feel like a motivational speaker XD)