Overview
Cowpocalypse, 100% achievement guide & complete video walkthrough.
Notes.
Cowpocalypse has a total of 7 Steam achievements, all of which are story related with none being missable and all being able to be earned in a single playthrough taking around 40~60 minutes.
Note that at the time of writing, Steam is still “learning about this game” so achievements will not yet count towards profile totals, I’m somewhat unsure of the “learning” process, but given the positive reviews, it should only be a matter of time until they count towards profile totals.
Achievement Guide.
The achievements listed below are in order of which I earned them during my playthrough.
This is a story related achievement that unlocks when you climb down from the bedroom balcony, by using the knife on the blanket in your inventory to create a rope and then use the rope on the balcony. See video walkthrough part 1 @ 1:48 to 2:57 for further assistance.
This is a story related achievement that unlocks when you “Talk” to your phone, which is found on a chair inside the shed (the building with Santa standing outside it). See video walkthrough part 1 @ 5:26 for further assistance.
This is a story related achievement that unlocks when you feed some peanut butter to Rudolf and then speak to Santa to obtain the cable he stole. See video walkthrough part 1 @ 7:07 to 10:24 for further assistance.
This is a story related achievement that unlocks when you put the fire out, outside your house using a bucket of water (the bucket is in the shed, behind the picture on the wall, the water is obtained from the well). See video walkthrough part 1 @ 7:20 to 11:59 for further assistance.
This is a story related achievement that unlocks when you chop down Frank the tree using a badger captured from down the rabbit hole using your sock (which was in the blanket you cut open with a knife). See video walkthrough part 2 @ 0:09 to 7:54 for further assistance.
This is a story related achievement that unlocks when you give Melissa (the minivan/car) a star, which is actually a crystal obtained from the hillside on the opposite side of the ravine with the broken bridge. See video walkthrough part 2 @ 10:05 to part 3 @ 1:10 for further assistance.
This is a story related achievement that unlocks when you complete Episode 1 of Cowpocalypse.
Video Walkthrough Part 1.
Video contains…
@ 1:48 = Obtain item “Blanket”.
@ 2:02 = Obtain item “knife”.
@ 2:08 = Use item “knife” with “Blanket” to obtain item “Rope” & “Sock”.
@ 2:57 = Use item “Rope” with Balcony.
@ 2:57 = Houdini achievement.
@ 3:07 = Obtain item “Tape”.
@ 3:30 = Examine buttons on well.
@ 3:42 = Speak with Santa.
@ 5:26 = Examine then speak to “Phone”.
@ 5:26 = Red Pill achievement.
@ 7:07 = Obtain item “Wrench”.
@ 7:20 = Obtain item “Chair”.
@ 7:26 = Use item “Chair” with floor below poster.
@ 7:49 = Use item “Wrench” on screws at the top of the poster.
@ 7:55 = Obtain item “Bucket”.
@ 8:17 = Use item “Wrench” on Lamp to obtain item “Lamp” to obtain item “Jar”.
@ 8:27 = Use item Tree.
@ 8:35 = Obtain item “Nuts”.
@ 8:48 = Use item “Wrench” on “Nuts” to obtain “Opened Nuts”.
@ 9:01 = Use item “Opened Nuts” with Blender.
@ 9:07 = Use item Blender.
@ 9:20 = Use item “Jar” with Blender to obtain item “Peanutbutter”.
@ 9:59 = Give item “Peatnutbutter” to Rudolf.
@ 10:12 = Speak with Santa and obtain item “Cable”.
@ 10:24 = Saviour achievement pops.
@ 10:29 = Use item “Cable” with “Tape” to obtain item “Taped Cable”.
@ 10:52 = Use item Cable Box.
@ 10:57 = Use item “Taped Cable” with cable box.
@ 11:07 = Use item Buttons on well.
@ 11:17 = Use item “Bucket” with hook on well.
@ 11:23 = Use item Buttons on well.
@ 11:32 = Use item Buttons on well.
@ 11:40 = Obtain item “Bucket Water”.
@ 11:59 = Use item “Bucket Water” with Flames.
@ 11:59 = Firefighter achievement.
Video Walkthrough Part 2.
Video contains…
@ 0:09 Try to pick up the Duck.
@ 0:20 = Speak with Fred (the Tree).
@ 2:38 = Examine broken bridge.
@ 2:51 = Speak with Fred (the Tree).
@ 3:43 = Examine Tree Tops.
@ 3:51 = Speak with Fred (the Tree).
@ 5:08 = Examine Mountains.
@ 5:23 = Speak with Fred (the Tree).
@ 6:50 = Use item “Sock” on Beaver to obtain item “Beaver”.
@ 7:11 = Speak with Fred (the Tree).
@ 7:54 = Use item “Beaver” on Fred.
@ 7:54 = The real lumberjack achievement.
@ 8:27 = Speak with Fred 2.0
@ 9:05 = Obtain item “Branch”.
@ 9:32 = Obtain item “Bowl”.
@ 10:05 = Obtain item “Deodorant”.
@ 10:30 = Use item “Deodorant” with “Tape” to obtain item “Taped Deodorant”.
@ 10:37 = Use item “Branch” with Web to obtain item “Branchweb”.
@ 10:54 = Obtain item “Matches”.
@ 11:23 = Speak with Car.
@ 12:45 = Obtain item “Hammer”.
@ 13:15 = Use item “Hammer” with Nail to obtain item “Nail”.
@ 13:21 = Use item “Branchweb” with Key to obtain item “Key”.
@ 13:24 = Use item “Hammer” with Nail to obtain item “Hammer+Nail”.
Video Walkthrough Part 3.
Video contains…
@ 0:02 = Use item “Hammer+Nail” with Barrel and obtain item “Hammer”.
@ 0:14 = Use item “Bowl” with floor in front of Barrel.
@ 0:21 = Use item “Hammer” with Nail in Barrel.
@ 0:27 = Obtain item “Toxic Bowl”.
@ 0:42 = Use item “Taped Deodorant” with “Crystal ” in the wall.
@ 0:46 = Use item “Toxic Bowl” with Taped Deodorant.
@ 0:51 = Use item “Matches” with Toxic Bowl.
@ 1:09 = Obtain item “Crystal”.
@ 1:10 = Astronaut achievement pops.
@ 1:37 = Given item “Crystal” to “Melissa” (the Car).
@ 1:41 = Speak with Melissa.
@ 1:55 = Give item “Key” to Melissa.
@ 2:11 = Obtain item “Rope”.
@ 2:24 = Use item “Rope” on Melissa’s rear bumper.
@ 2:30 = Use item “Rope” on barn door.
@ 2:52 = Tie two piece of Rope together.
@ 2:56 = Speak with Melissa.
@ 3:34 = Speak with Cows.
@ 9:12 = Cowpocalypsed achievement pops.
Complete Video Walkthrough Playlist Link.
For anyone with problems viewing the embedded videos in this guide (such as those in China having to use a VPN to watch videos on YouTube) here’s a link to the playlist…
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