Datalogs, pages and level intros

Overview

This guide will transcript what is written on datalogs, pages and level introductions. Spoilers ahead!

Introduction

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The Office

PAGES

#1 – In the toilets

Date: 18/01/2184
Identification: Bob – Junior Executive Janitor

I…I had to do it, you knew! Damnit Dave, why did you follow me, why did you threaten to report me! You were one of the few people I liked, now…now you’ve gone. I can’t stay here, it’s only a matter of time, I must be ready. My replacement will soon find out as well, I must go. I will try and take my collection with me, but it’s risky now. They must never find me!

#2 – In the trophies room

Date: 15/11/2183
Identification: Bob – Junior Executive Janitor

This’ll do perfectly! So long as I don’t get fired, I’ll store my “personal collection” here. I must be careful to avoid the suspicion of my colleagues. They can’t know about the contents of my trunk or this room, ever! I will devote my time to collecting what I can while trying to avoid getting fired. If I am fired, all is lost, my entire collection will be gone! If I slip up even once, the game is over. They can’t get rid of Bob, they won’t.

#3 – In the super super secret stash room

Date: 16/01/2184
Identification: Bob – Junior Executive Janitor

I managed to install a keycard access panel on the gate. That should keep people out of here. I think I’ll keep my most prized posessions in here, where they’ll be extra secure. Those compagny b-a-s-t-a-r-d-s will never find out. I’ll make sure of that. If it comes down to it, I’ll at the very least keep the keycard out of reach of anyone who tried to cross me. I’ll kill them if I have to…

Athena’s Wrath

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

The Company has got an easy assignment lined up for you here in this sector.

Mutated vegetation, the focus of the base, that was being studied and biologically engineered in the Athena Station, has escaped and wrought havoc upon the facility.

You are to conduct yourself hastily and within company protocols as per your contract. Operations must be resumed within the facility as soon as possible, so you are to be thorough and professional, or prepare to face the full extent of the Company’s legal department…

DATALOGS

#1 – Found near the door after the slosh

Date: 04/09/2184 11:10 GST
Identification: Dr. Baumgardener – Lead Botanist
Botanical Division #Sector 13: Control Facilities
#1IT1ITU1IT? – Station Code: 18181118

Our research has been going well. I now believe we can successfully isolate the plant life from its soil and they will naturally ‘walk’ until they find some on their own.

It is my hope that we will be able to market sentient plants as a user friendly alternative to traditional potting.

With our plants, people won’t need to care for them, as the plants will care for themselves.

We may even be able to market the little fellas as family companions. The ‘Braxius Botanicus Mutilus’ for example, is particularly frisky and sociable!

#2 – Found on the ledge

Original log in 2014

Date: 15/09/2184 06:15 GST
Identification: Dr. Gaywood – Botanist
Botanical Division #Sector 13: Control Facilities
#1IT1ITU1IT? – Station Code: 18181118

The chief has woken me up early today. Apparently, we’ve received a contract from a rich investor to work on a specialized specimen.

Dr. Baumgardener tells me our client wants ‘security plants’ for his arboterum, whatever that means.

We’ve been trying to suppress the more ‘primal’ habits in our other specimens, but in this case, I believe the point is not to block them, but instead perhaps even cultivate them.

I’d better go look for my Arboreal Acidity Regulation Suit again.

New log

Date: 15/09/2184 06:15 GST
Identification: Dr. Gaywood – Botanist
Botanical Division #Sector 13: Control Facilities
#1IT1ITU1IT? – Station Code: 18181118

The chief has woken me up early today. Apparently, we’ve received a contract from a rich investor to work on a specialized specimen.

Dr. Baumgardener tells me our client wants ‘security plants’ for his arboterum, whatever that means.

We’ve been trying to suppress the more ‘primal’ habits in our other specimens, but in this case, I believe the point is not to block them, but instead perhaps even cultivate them.

I’d better go look for my Acidity Regulation Suit Exoskeleton again.

Original log (2014) and new log

#3 – Found in the crates stacking area

Original log in 2014

Date: 12/10/2184 10:12 GST
Identification: Mjr. Jaynah Kerrigan – Major Troublemaker
Dead-Space Corps 12th Valkyries
Alien Control Squad #J579310 – ‘Alienators’

Primary objective:
Contain the botanical outbreak and find Dr. Baumgardener’s research notes.

Secondary objective:
Redecorate the place… with bullets!
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We’ve been hired by a wealthy client to secure his investment in a certain project being conducted here at this research facility.

You are to secure the area and locate what remains of Dr. Baumgardener, but more importantly his research notes and any plant samples kept in storage.

New log

Date: 12/10/2184 10:12 GST
Identification: Mjr. Jaynah Kerrigan – Major Troublemaker
Dead-Space Corps 12th Valkyries
Alien Control Squad #J579310 – ‘Alienators’

Primary objective:
Contain the botanical outbreak and find Dr. Baumgardener’s research notes.

Secondary objective:
Shoot-up the place real good.
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We’ve been hired by a wealthy client to secure his investment in a certain project being conducted here at this research facility.

You are to secure the area and locate what remains of Dr. Baumgardener, but more importantly his research notes and any plant samples kept in storage.

Original log (2014) and new log

#4 – Found where the arc welder is

Date: 16/09/2184 13:44 GST
Identification: Mr. Seymour Bhuttes – Administrative Agent
Botanical Division #Sector 13: Control Facilities
#1IT1ITU1IT? – Station Code: 18181118

I’ve been asked to evaluate the ongoing operations of the botanical projects once again.

I hate coming down here, the place stinks of potting soil and radioactive waste matter.

I never liked plants anyway, although I’m not sure if I can call the specimens I’ve seen ‘plants’.

So far, progress is acceptable, but I’m going to recommend additional security for sure! Not once but thrice I was nibbled on by aggressive plant species while examining the facility.

PAGES

#1 – Near the start

Date: 14/09/2184
Identification: Gideon Tripe – Sanitation Trooper

There’s some really weird s-h-i-t going down. I’m not allowed in section 5 but whatever’s going on in there is finding its way out. This morning, while doing my rounds I discovered some freakish walking plant thing. I was shocked at first, but then I tried to get a closer look. Damn thing neary tore my freakin’ arm off! I thought it better to kill the b-astard and hide the evidence. If they know I know, they’ll probably plant me!

#2 – On a crate upstairs

Date: 25/09/2184
Identification: Barney Cullham – Security Guard

Man, working in this place is really weird. Each day a different camera goes down because some good for nothing fungus eats through the wires. When it’s not fungus, it’s walking plants with teeth! I’m not even sure what I’m guarding! It’s not like I’m allowed to put these plants out to seed, if you catch my drift. Management, as well as the scientists keep asking me to just leave the freaky things alone. They’ve already got all the security they could ever need if you ask me!

#3 – Near the incinerator

Date: 18/09/2184
Identification: Herbet Figg – Arboriculturist

Every day it’s the same, more teeth, more teeth! I didn’t take this assignment just so I could make mutated alien plant species. I had hoped to make new, exotic forms of recreational bonzai ‘Sephilus Fraxius’, but all I seem to get funding for is more dangerous plant life, each one more deadly than the next. I’m putting in a petition to get reassigned. Maybe I can get my old job back. Working with radioactive brussel sprouts was safer than this s-h-i-t!

MESSAGES

#1 – Near the slosh

WARNING:
Classified lifeforms have escaped containment.

All security teams to section 5!

All other personnel are to vacate the area immediately!

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#2 – Near the start of the level

ATTENTION:
All personel are advised to avoid contact with any and all identified and unidentified lifeforms and or specimens hitherto unclassified or undisclosed by science personel!

Do not alarm, approach or look at aforementioned entities!

Caduceus

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

The presence of possible remaining viral contaminants must not deter you from cleaning the medical facility in its entirety.

Recent tragic events have lead to a shortage of Hazmat suits. Management feels that the unimportance of your task does not warrant the expenditure of valued articles. Therefore, it is advised that your work be expeditious.

Failure to restore the facility promptly is a matter of finality.

DATALOGS

#1 – Found upstairs

Date: 15/07/2184 14:23 GST
Identification: Dr. Abraham Purulence – Asst. Pharmacologist
Science & Medical Division – Special Order 937
#C1029840563 Interface 2037

Progress has been slow, but I believe we almost have it!

The virus is most perculiar in that it transforms both living and dead tissue into a kind of ‘sponge’. The more tissue it comes into contact with, the larger it gets, feeding off the cells, ultimately killing the host. It also seems to attract other infected organisms together.

Time is of the essence, infection is highly probable, and we’re currently only able to stop its more basic functions!

We hope to avoid a repeat of what happened to Dr. Fiddles. Containment protocols have since been bolstered.

#2 – Near the slosh

Date: 12/08/2184 18:12 GST
Identification: Cpl. John Razor – Professional A-ss Kicker
Dead-Space Corps 12th Valkyries
Alien Control Squad #J579310 – ‘Alienators’

Primary objective:
Locate the alien antidote.

Secondary objective:
Kick alien a-ss!
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Our intel suggests an antidote to the alien virus was being worked on in this sector before the swarm came through.

This antidote is of vital importance to the mission. All other concerns are secondary, find the antidote!

PAGES

#1 – In the barrels stack area

Date: 03/02/2184
Identification: Bob – Junior Executive Janitor

I’m just one step away from making it to the Waste Disposal Sector. I can’t get out of here fast enough, they think they can stop me, but they can’t. I know whats really going on, I’ve seen things. I’ll do what I need to, if I escape they won’t be able to stop it. I would like to take a few momentos with me, but it’s not worth the risk, God only knows what’s in those jars! The bodies, what have they done to them!? They must never find me!

MESSAGES

#1 – In front of the stairs in the start area

ATTENTION:
New hygiene protocols are in effects.

No smoking, eating, or drinking is permitted within the Caduceus research facility.

Futhermore, no improper handling of dangerous substances is allowed.

Failure to comply will result in re-assignment.
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#2 – In the incinerator room

WARNING:
All facility personel are to evacuate immediately.

Unidentified lifeforms have overrun sectors 8, 7, 3, 9 and 4.

Please proceed away from the waste disposal sector calmly and quietly.

Thank you and have a safe and productive day.

Core Sample (I)

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

Reports indicate that considerable damage was incured, and various anomalous events transpired, following the crisis. You should therefore expect any number of obstructions related to the work of the facility, including possibly functional “matter transitioning” equipment. Be aware of ongoing operations as well; important work must never cease!

This newly constructed operational facility has substantial credit value attached to it, so you are to be exceptionally cautious in your undertakings. Conduct yourself in a manner worthy of continued employment.

DATALOGS

FIRST FLOOR
#1 – On the right desk, incinerator room

Date: 18/04/2184 14:52 GST
Identification: Dr. Stanley Rosenberg – Theoritical Physicist
Energy Department – Experimental Division
Cry-Sys Technologies – Level: A

Progress on the mini-teleport has been phenomenal, there is no doubt about that. However… we’re yet to eliminate the deadly instability that can, on occasion occur within the teleportation field.

Seeing what happened to Walter’s cat will haunt me for years to come. At first we thought it was just incompatible with felines, but that doesn’t appear to be the case.

It’s a miracle we’ve even got this far. Most of that is down to us standing on the shoulders of giants like Anomalous Materials, who’s massive Lambda class teleports paved the way for the technology, and unwittingly discovered the “Border World” at the same time. I can only wish for such noteworthy accomplishments.

#2 – On the left desk, incinerator room

Date: 08/05/2184 11:56 GST
Identification: Dr. Arne Magnusson – Theoritical Physicist
Energy Department – Experimental Division
Cry-Sys Technologies – Level: A

Experiments with the Mini-Teleport have yielded some interesting results.

While it’s true the replication malfunction is still present, I have at least found a way to teleport multiple entities at once by means of a device that facilitates quantum field induction, a sort of glorified “bin” if you will.

I had hoped to call it the Magnusson device, but that did not seem to please the personnel. Instead we simply called it the “Quantum Bin”. With it, we can coax the teleporter to send the device and anything it contains along the calibrated destination.

Now, if only we could use it to send lunch from the cafeteria. I shall have to have a word with the administrator.

#3 – On the left desk, incinerator room

Date: 05/03/2184 09:31 GST
Identification: Dr. Lawrence Strickland – Molecular Biologist
Energy Department – Experimental Division
Cry-Sys Technologies – Level: A

Fascinating, truly fascinating!

These crystals, if I can even use the term, are truly unique. Instead of a regular repeating crystal lattice, or even an amorphous arrangement, these crystals seem to constantly change and shift.

The very molecular structure morphs and seemingly adapts to its surroundings when it needs to. This is a behaviour wholly unlike anything documented by science.

I have decided instead to call it a proto-molecule in honour of my discovery.

#4 – On a crate, in the right stacking area

Date: 19/05/2184 18:52 GST
Identification: Dr. Simmons – Weapons Research
Energy Department – Experimental Division
Cry-Sys Technologies – Level: A

We’ve found all sorts of uses for the crystals. One of the most promising so far is perhaps in weapon’s research. I’ve modified several HVC Mk9 Lightning Guns to deliver greater current.

My finest accomplisment however, is taking shape. I call it, the “Gluon Gun”. What a marvel of science it is. Using the crystals’ immense energy I can generate and direct a beam of pure quark gluon plasma, a substance so hot and unstable it quickly decays back into ordinary matter that can then be reused. It is genius, pure genius!

Unfortunately, I just can’t bring myself to use it on another living creature. Maybe Dr. Stalls would be willing to…

#5 – On a mobile plateau, in the hallway surrounding the reactor

Date: 20/06/2184 18:52 GST
Identification: Dr. Gina Cross – Experimentalist
Energy Department – Experimental Division
Cry-Sys Technologies – Level: A

My god, what is happening?

Just yesterday we were mourning off the death of Julie, and now she rises from the dead and severely injures Dr. Simmons! How is this possible?

Others have already begun to show symptoms as well, and several people have even begun to consider cutting off their own limbs to stop the spread! I fear that we’ve completely misread the seriousness of the situation.

God, please don’t let me also return to life with crystals poking out of my mouth like poor Julie… I can never forget the way she just…shattered.

#6 – In the reactor room

Date: 14/03/2184 10:25 GST
Identification: Dr. Juliette Mao – Lead Reactor Specialist
Energy Department – Experimental Division
Cry-Sys Technologies – Level: A

Ongoing experiments with the Reactor are yielding truly astounding results. Every day we come in to work and make a few tweaks to boost the power generation efficiency, and everytime we do, the effects are beyond our predictions.

Even when Gina wrongly calibrated the Anti-Mass spectrometer, it still improved! It’s just too easy, it doesn’t make any sense.

It’s almost as if the crystals themselves are adapting to the system and doing all the work, and that our changes are having no effect.

An absurd notion to be sure…

#7 – On a crate, just before the lift to the third floor

Date: 09/03/2184 13:22 GST
Identification: Dr. Zack Kleiner – Theoritical Physicist
Energy Department – Experimental Division
Cry-Sys Technologies – Level: A

While my colleagues proceed recklessly with their ambitious research, my own studies seem to scream caution at me.

The crystals are unlike anything we know or understand about basic physics. The very resonance pattern of the crystals is beyond classification.

I fear that if we’re not careful, we could cause a resonance cascade scenario. As absurd and unproven as that theory may be, I can’t help but be shocked by my results’ clear similarities to the now infamous hypothesis about Material Resonance.

Core Sample (II)

SECOND FLOOR
#8 – Behind a crate, in front of the medikit in the hallway

Date: 13/07/2184 15:31 GST
Identification: Dr. Chris Stall – Lead Researcher
Energy Department – Experimental Division
Cry-Sys Technologies – Level: A

Our attempts to manage the situation have all failed miserably. The damn crystals have now killed or turned more than half of our team, and I fear I may be the only one not yet exposed.

I plan to make for the surface and hopefully find a way out. It’ll be tough going, but I’ve already had to kill Dr. Kellar, and I can do it again if I have to.

I’m making preparations, and if I am to die, I’ll make damn sure I take as many of these crystal freaks with me as possible!

Dr. Simmons’ gun will work nicely for this…

#9 – Second floor

Date: 09/06/2184 12:36 GST
Identification: Dr. Richard Kellar – Biochemist
Energy Department – Experimental Division
Cry-Sys Technologies – Level: A

Something very odd happened this morning. Dr. Mao has come down with a mysterious infection and it looks like the crystals are involved somehow.

She began vomitting up purple blood, and then an hour later, crystals could be seen growing on her arms. I believe it may have something to do with her exposure to the reactor. After all, that’s an entirely new form of exotic energy with its own exotic radiation.

I will continue to study her condition while she’s quarantined in the infirmary.

I’m not yet convinced she is an isolated case…

THIRD FLOOR
#10 – On a crate, at the top of the reactor room

Date: 24/02/2184 09:57 GST
Identification: Dr. Ellis Vance – Theoritical Physicist
Energy Department – Experimental Division
Cry-Sys Technologies – Level: A

I feel somewhat blessed to work in this facility. The entire complex was built to spec by Cry-Sys technologies with the express aim of exploiting these marvelous crystal samples to the fullest.

It has been barely two years since the survey team brought back the first sample from the “Border World” discovered by Anomalous Materials.

Already we have a working facility and all the funding we need to continue our invaluable research.

I will continue my research into Xenomic Spatial Fractures. We still know so little about the effects of teleportation on the fabric of space-time…

Pages

#1 – On a crate, near the broom in the hallway surrounding the reactor

Date: 19/04/2184
Identification: Walter Bennet – Janitor

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ those b-a-s-t-a-r-d-s! I can’t find Schroedinger anywhere. I just know they’ve taken her for some horrible experiment. If I ever find what they’ve done with her, I’ll… I’ll probably have to quit. As if the scientists aren’t bad enough, they have me sweeping up crystal shards. This morning, I could have sworn I had swept a pile together and when I turned my back on it, it changed back into a crystal. It’s the strangest thing… I must be going mad with worry or something…

Cryogenesis

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

First and foremost, do not let the cold temperatures deter you from performing your duties as admirably as we have come to expect from all company employees. Perhaps you would find unemployment more comfortable than this?

The aftermath of the chilling events that transpired here must be cleaned and repaired as hastily as possible, as Izanagi Corporation inspectors will be arriving shortly to ensure the facility is as it should be.

Regarding the specimens; Cryogenic Engineers have informed us that there is almost no chance of further incident, so do not be alarmed.

DATALOGS

#1 – Found in the locked room

Date: 20/04/2184 15:43 GST
Identification: Dr. Ray Cist – Lead Cryogenicist
Cryogenics Departement #Sector: G
#CRY3139940051 – Class: B

Yet again my calls to the maintenance division have resulted in total and absolute incompetence.

They were supposed to fix the damn Tri-Hub-Rerouter last week, and now the damn console won’t stop complaining about it!

I’d be inclined to turn the whole damn thing off if it wasn’t linked to the cryo module control systems. And that’s another thing, who designed this stuff?!

I’m just gonna try a manual bypass and hope for the best.

#2 – Found in a hallway

Date: 21/04/2184 19:18 GST
Identification: Dr. Jordan Friedmann – PhD MD Theorical Cryogenicist
Cryogenics Departement #Sector: C
#CRY3139940051 – Class: A

Something went wrong during our last tests and now the specimens are escaping all over the facility.

I’ve found the facility’s security station armory and intend to go down fighting. I’m not gonna let that corporate suit decide what happens. I don’t care if genenis is worth billions, I’m still gonna blast its head off if it comes at me.

My Dangerous Environment Vest should keep me safe and I found a prying bar. Now if only I can find my glasses too.

Hah, and they said this could never happen. I can’t believe I had to work with these idiots.

#3 – Found near the tubes in the WAL room

Date: 19/04/2184 13:32 GST
Identification: Dr. A. Lystius (Ice Ice Baby) – Junior Cryogenicist
Cryogenics Departement #Sector: G
#CRY3139940051 – Class: B

That Friedmann guy’s an a-ss.

Not only does he not like Vanilla Ice (yeah yeah, it may be archaic but it’s still awesome), he also gets on my nerves. Just last week he was hanging around my music box, the last damn comfort I have in this freezing cold death trap.

I swear, one of these day things are gonna go wrong. What we’re doing, it’s not natural, not like Vanilla Ice! He’s awesome and fits in well when resounding in the dark, cold walls, let me tell you!

I wish more music of that era survived the purge of 2082.

Ice Ice Baby!

PAGES

#1 – Behind crates in the incinerator room

Date: 02/02/2184
Identification: Bob – Junior Executive Janitor

I’ve snuck into the Croygenics Sector in an effort to dodge the authorities. Surprisingly, Ottis’ keycard granted access to the cryo labs. I had no idea he had such high security clearance. I plan to knock out one of the scientists and take his clothes. With luck a disguise will get me to the other side of the facility. Dam the company, to hell with it. This whole place is a disease! They must never find me!

MESSAGES

#1 – In the locked room

WARNING:
System Overload detected.

Containment is failing in primary Cryogenic units 1, 3 and 9.

Specimens will wake in T-Minus 8 minutes.

Evacuation is advised.

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#2 – In the hallway following the incinerator room

ATTENTION:
All class C personel are to evacuate immediately.

Genesis containment has failed.

All security teams report immediately to Sector G. Recontainment of Genesis is the highest priority!

Termination of specimens will result in forfeiture of shares.

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#3 – Above a Nitrogen Area

ATTENTION:

All personel are to ensure proper Cryogenic Storage capsule handing protocols.

Improperly stored samples is a punishable offence.

Ensure all cryogenic containers are stocked upright within their designated Nitrogen zones.

Remember, safety of company samples is priority.

Your safety, secondary.

Evil Science

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

Given the nature of the work carried out within this facility, your absolute discretion is paramount.

Federation representatives will be arriving in a week, and it is imperative that the facility be clean and organized before said time. Failure to perform your duties within company protocol, and on time, will result in immediate termination.

Be absolutely certain the facility is clean, hygienic, and in working order. And remember; discretion is the better part of employment.

DATALOGS

#1 – Found in the ward

Date: 27/02/2184 02:19 GST
Identification: Dr. E. Phil – Head of Genetics
Science & Medical Division – #Special Order: 937
#C1029840563 – Interface: 2037

I am most certainly pleased with the progress we have made in recent months.

The DNA harvested from the captured alien creatures has allowed our creation to truly blossom into a vessel of unprecedented strength and malice. With further treatments, I’m certain we can realign the creatures mental capacity as we need.

And on a final note: who is responsible for the continued theft of my gloomberry doughnuts!?

#2 – Found in the surgical room

Date: 10/04/2184 14:23 GST
Identification: Herr Dr. Mord – Chief Surgeon / Director
Science & Medical Division – #Special Order: 937
#C1029840563 – Interface: 2037

The results are more than I could have ever hoped for!

My creation is showing a greatly increased pain threshold and soon he will be my crowning achievement; ultimate proof that I was right!

This is the critical phase of the experiment, one I cannot afford to get wrong.

His siblings grow restless now, I must tend to them…

#3 – Found in the toilets on the upper level.

Date: 03/06/2184 11:48 GST
Identification: Sgt. Jack Hammer – Ultimate Badass
Dead-Space Corps 12th Valkyries
Alien Control Squad #J579310 – ‘Alienators’

Primary objective:
Eliminate the crazed Dr. Mord

Secondary objective:
Make a big fu-c-k-ing mess.
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This area of the medical facility is where Dr. Mord and his associates created the mutant hybrids. Find and eliminate the mad doctor and all his creations.

PAGES

#1 – Found near the janitor trunk

Date: Day 19
Identification: Toby T Peabody – Jnr. Maintenance Technician

Today I saw something weird. They had me in again to repair another damaged prisoner holding cell and the steels bars were completely torn apart. They said the prisoners had rammed it with a bed. I’d like to see such a bed, might be useful to the guys over in demolition.

#2 – Found in the ward

Date: —
Identification: Ben Dover – Attendant

Oh god, the screams… The sound of saws and machinery… The roaring and restless groans from the cells… It’s too much, it’s all so wrong..

#3 – Found near the slosh

Date: Day 07
Identification: S.T. Deen – Maintenance Trainee

I’ve been asked, again, to reinforce the cell doors. I really don’t see the point, they’re strong enough. I mean, what could possibly get through those? I’ve got more important jobs anyway…

#4 – Found behind signs in the incinerator room

Date: Shift 23b
Identification: Emma Rhoyds – Junior Security

After last weeks unfortunate accident and the resulting death of the captain, I have changed the code for the upper level Sick-Bay to 2199. Not that it’s hard to hack it anyway… stupid design… On another note, please, whoever is responsible, stop putting chewed confectionery on all the control pads! It was funny once, when Jones was caught unaware, but now it is revolting!

#5 – In the Sick Bay

Original note from 2014

Date: 01/02/2184
Identification: Bob – Junior Executive Janitor

I’ve managed to breach security protocols and avoid personel. My secret has been discovered, and as a result I am in deep trouble. I was forced to hit Ottis with my mop when he came for me, now I’m on the run. The things I’ve seen in this facility, God help us…The sooner I get out of here the better. If anyone finds me, I might be their next victim. I plan to make for the Cryogenic labs and hopefully sneak through undetected. They must never find me!

New note since 2015

Date: 01/02/2184
Identification: Bob – Junior Executive Janitor

I’ve managed to breach security protocols and avoid personel. My secret has been discovered, and as a result I am in deep trouble. Ottis came for me. Luckily I managed hit him with my mop but now, I’m on the run. The things I’ve seen in this facility and in so many others, truly horrible. The sooner I get out of here the better. If anyone happens to find me,… I’ll need a better weapon, and soon. I plan to make for the Cryogenic labs and hopefully sneak through undetected. They must never find me!

Here’s the original page in 2014 and the new one.

MESSAGES

#1 – Near the start

If you notice anything out of the ordinary, do not be alarmed, please proceed with your designated duties.

Have a safe and, above all, productive shift.

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#2 – In the main hallway, in the turn

NOTICE:
If you encounter an unidentified animal or lifeform, do not attempt to engage the creature. Remain calm and wait for authorised personnel.

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#3 – Above the vendor

NOTICE:
If you are attacked or severely injured, please report to the nearest medical facility for treatment.

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#4 – Near the WAL

ATTENTION:
Do not be alarmed by blood near the elevator.

A member of the technical crew cut his finger on a screwdriver during routine maintenance to the doors.

The accident has been reported and cleaning staff will attend to the matter shortly.

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#5 – In the ward

Please be advised: a minor disturbance in sector 8 has been reported. There is no need to interrupt regular operations. Security forces have the situation under control.

Frostbite

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

This dreary research and storage facility has a long record of minor psychological incidents due to the isolation and cold, but even so, details regarding the events that decimated the facility are sketchy at best.

An extra-terrestrial organism is suspected to be involved, however, the junior recon team is certain it no longer poses a threat..

Already there are multiple conglomerates interested in acquiring the installation and collected data once you have executed your sanitation duties.

Work diligently, and with speed, as the facility is expected to be ’’swept’’ over via orbital bio-bomb to ensure security.

Good day.

DATALOGS

#1 – Found in the lab

Date: 04/08/2184 13:24 GST
Identification: Dr. Keith Blair – Lead Biologist
Cryogenics Departement #Sector: G
#CRY3139940051 – Class: B

I’ve been studying the samples from our discovery for 26 hours straight, and I’m even more fascinated now than when I started.

The cells don’t appear to be dead, which is remarkable considering they’ve been in the ice for countless years.

The organism, which at first appeared humanoid has begun changing. I’m not sure what the hell it’s doing on to be honest, but it is most peculiar.

#2 – Found in the entrance to the cave

Date: 16/08/2184 11:44 GST
Identification: Col. MacReady – Ice Cold Killer
Dead-Space Corps 12th Valkyries
Alien Control Squad #J579310 – ‘Alienators’

Primary Objective:
Rescue any remaining employees and secure the samples.

Secondary objective:
Reduce whiskey intake…
———————
Contact with an Arctic institute base on the ice moon Gallileo-5 has been lost.

We’re sending you down to secure their investment and rescue anyone still alive.

Make your way to the storage rooms and collect any viables samples. We’re being paid good money for this operation, so make sure the samples are intact! Just grab whatever looks important and get out.

Good luck.

#3 – Found in the ice tomb on the right

Date: 03/08/2184 19:57 GST
Identification: Dr. David Childs – Biologist
Cryogenics Departement #Sector: G
#CRY3139940051 – Class: B

I’ve been put in charge of cataloging the samples before storing them in the cryo fridge.

It’s truly amazing how much material there is in these specimens, I swear there wasn’t this much matter when we took them out of the ice and thawed them.

I’ll store the samples as requested, but first I’ll weigh every sample. When I’m done, I’ll weigh them again and compare my results.

If I’m right, this could be a huge breakthrough! Enough even to perhaps silence Dr. Blairs constant self righteousness.

#4 – Found in the main ice tomb

Date: 03/08/2184 08:16 GST
Identification: Dr. Richard Carpenter – Lead Researcher
Cryogenics Departement #Sector: G
#CRY3139940051 – Class: B

Brrrr, another cold day on this wretched moon. Well, I guess I better leave a report.

Ahem, we’ve unearthed 3 lifeforms in the ice so far. Early evidence suggests bipedal physiology, but there’s some strange morphology that has Dr. Blair very intrigued indeed.

Tests indicated the ice to be well over 23,000 years old.

I guess the orbital survey team was right after all. I’m sure they’ll be pleased, and why not? They don’t get to live down here…

I’ll continue my analysis after the specimens have been thawed.

PAGES

#1 – Behind a container near the entrance of the lab

Date: 13/08/2184
Identification: Wilford Cooper – Technician

I… I think I’m the last one left. They killed each other one by one or… it killed them, I don’t know! This “thing”, whatever it is, we unleashed it and now we’re paying the price. I can’t get to the mess hall, and I haven’t had a drink in 3 days. I don’t feel so hot. Ha, did I just make a joke? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥…

#2- In the lab

Date: 06/08/2184
Identification: Dr. John Palmer – Geologist

There was an incident in the lab today. I found Dr. Carpenter dead, but Dr. Blair couldn’t tell me how he died. Even stranger is the fact that Dr. Blair was in the lab when it happened! I swear, things have been getting weirder and weirder since we thawed those damn specimens.

#3 – Found in the hallway leading to the cave

Date: 10/08/2184
Identification: Kurt Nauls – Medical Technician

What the hell is going on! One employee after another is turning up dead, and I can’t hardly cope with the situation! Some people are suggesting the specimens are somehow responsible. I’m not taking any chance, that’s why I’m going to insist everyone’s blood be screened for possible pathogens immediately!

MESSAGES

#1 – Above the entrance to the lab

WARNING!

Containement failure!

All personnel remain on site and do not attempt to breach quarantine or security will open fire.

The lifeform cannot be allowed to escape.

More lives than your own may depend on your compliance.
==============================================================================
#2 – Above the entrance to the cave

ATTENTION!

All personnel are to present themselves for blood screening by no later than 1400 hours.

Failure to comply will result in immediate confinement and possible termination.

Thank you for your understanding.
==============================================================================

Gravity Drive

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

Company officials are not entirely certain of the circumstances around, or the cause of the event. However, a repeat of said event, whatever its cause, seems statistically unlikely.

Operate carefully, and be sure not to damage the sensitive equipment; zero-gravity conditions can be disconcerting, especially for the inexperienced.

The shuttle will be passing by the vessel periodically, so be sure to work with haste. Make certain you do not cause a repeat of the previous event, and work quickly, but carefully.

Do not delay; get to it!

DATALOGS

#1 – Found near the Arc Welder, on the second floor

Date: 24/10/2184 14:02 GST
Identification: Dr. Sam Neill – Quantam Propulsion Physicist
The Morpheus – Experimental Frigate
Gravitational Propellant – Class 5: Black-Hole

We made it out into deep space as per the details of the operation, and were finally intiating phase 2 when suddenly everything went wrong.

The mission was going perfectly, like a text book. We opened the gateway…then everything changed.

I don’t know what happened, everything went dark… and then I heard voices. They were calling to me, screaming in a strange language. I think, think one of them was my wife. My… dead wife.

The other crew members have started seeing things as well. God help us!

#2 – Floating in the core room

Date: 27/10/2184 10:21 GST
Identification: Cpt. Grinder – Acting Captain
The Morpheus – Experimental Frigate
Gravitational Propellant – Class 5: Black-Hole

After the core failure on Wednesday, things have only gotten worse. The captain has been murdered, leaving me in command of a fractured crew.

I’m not trusting anyone, and it seems everyone else is doing the same. They’ve all been seeing things and I believe Dr. Neill has lost it completely. He’s been sulking around the vessel and keeps saying “The Morpheus won’t let us leave”.

I don’t trust him and I’m going to make damn sure I don’t die like the last captain!

PAGES

#1 – In front of the airlock

Date: 24/11/2184
Identification: Gary Davis – Engineering Technician

Something has gone very, very wrong. We can’t get anyone on the high-gain, and no one knows we’re out here. I’m going to try to head out the airlock and repair the port antenna cluster if I can. Also, I’ve…I’ve started seeing things. Faces outside the windows. I don’t know what to make of it all…

#2 – In the lift

Date: 25/11/2184
Identification: Mrs Peters – Medical Technician

Oh god, things have fallen apart. Whatever happened with the core has caused damage to the ship’s systems. Just this morning, Gary went EVA to check out the antenna array so we could get a signal out. He was in the airlock when it happened. It somehow malfunctioned and didn’t cycle properly. He was… oh God, he was sucked out!

Hydroponic Hell (I)

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

However infortunate the circumstances surrounding the incident at the Hydraxylocon Genetics Facility, you are to be as discreet and efficient as the company requires. Make certain to work with haste and caution to undo the damage caused during the outbreak.

Be wary of the hazardous entities and materials you are likely to encounter; oddly, they are more toxic than your latest work-report!

Now get to your duties. Good day.

DATALOGS

#1 – In the lift room

Date: 13/09/2184 13:33 GST
Identification: Dr. Oakendorf – Lead Botanist
Xylogenics Division – #Sector C4
#4MUL8ON – Genetics Sector

It would appear we are to change projects yet again.

Dr. Wolffbaum insists that I supply only the purest botanical specimens for the new endevour, something involving animals and plants.

I’m not sure where she’s going with this, but at this point, we’re desesperate, anything will do. I’ll supply everything I have if it’ll help rid us of this stagnation.

I’ve had a few problems of my own, some of the plants seem to have developed abnormal growths. Perhaps it’s some sort of infection, or retrovirus?

Whatever these ‘tumors’ are, I simply don’t have the time to deal with them right now.

#2 – Found in the circle of blood

Date: 20/09/2184 07:03 GST
Identification: Dr. Oakendorf – Lead Botanist
Xylogenics Division – #Sector C4
#4MUL8ON – Genetics Sector

We’ve made progress on Dr. Wolffbaum’s newest project, but something else has happened.

Once the new project was announced, I was unable to continue my own research and I fear I missed something.

The growths I’ve discovered have more than quadrupled in size. I now believe them to be a by-product of the Myconaesic Zopheelia, my flagship fungi. Something went wrong in the DNA manipulation and an anomaly occured.

They are becoming a serious problem, spewing gasses everywhere as well as toxic fluids that infest other living things. I’m ordering that lout Giles to burn them all at once.

#3 – Found in the circle of blood

Date: 12/09/2184 09:52 GST
Identification: Dr. Wolffbaum – Lead Geneticist
Xylogenics Division – #Sector C4
#4MUL8ON – Genetics Sector

We’ve made great strides in recent weeks, but we’ve yet to produce anything viable.

Those bas-t-a-r-d-s over at Botanacula Enterprises are ever our competition. Our science is far beyond theirs, but they’ve got us screwed on marketability, their stupid ‘family friendly’ plant mutations are killing us.

I’ve instituted a new project direction, something I hope will turn the tide.

We’re going to take a leaf out of their shrub, so to speak. I plan to splice animal DNA with that of our own plant species. The results should be interesting!

#4 – Found on a crate on the right of the circle of blood

Date: 28/09/2184 23:08 GST
Identification: Dr. Felix – Lead Zoologist
Xylogenics Division – #Sector C4
#4MUL8ON – Genetics Sector

I don’t know what’s got into her, but Dr. Wolffbaum has asked that I now procure some exotic specimens from outside suppliers.

I’m not sure what she’s planning with these mutant specimens I’m to get but whatever it is, it can’t be worse than what she’s already done to my poor dogs!

Just yesterday, I was order to hand ‘Ruffus’ over to her. I’ve raised the little tyke since he was a pup, tented to his growing mutations and generally cared for him.

I can’t watch the procedure, and I’m not sure I can ever accept him with an aspen tail, however golden.

#5 – Found near a corpse near the left door

Original log in 2014

Date: 14/09/2184 18:10 GST
Identification: Dr. Felix – Lead Zoologist
Xylogenics Division – #Sector C4
#4MUL8ON – Genetics Sector

Our project lead, Dr. Wolffbaum has asked me to make ready as many of our animal specimens as possible for our new project.

I believe she plans to out-do Botanacula by splicing animal DNA with that of our botanical samples. I’m most concerned, she’s asked primarily for domesticated ‘household’ specimens.

I fear she may wish to use the canines and felines as her primary test subjects.

I think she’s hoping to market some sort of mutated photo-synthesis fed domestic pets!

New log

Date: 14/09/2184 18:10 GST
Identification: Dr. Felix – Lead Zoologist
Xylogenics Division – #Sector C4
#4MUL8ON – Genetics Sector

Our project lead, Dr. Wolffbaum has asked me to make ready as many of our animal specimens as possible for our new project.

I believe she plans to out-do Botanacula by splicing animal DNA with that of our botanical samples. I’m most concerned, she’s asked primarily for domesticated ‘household’ specimens.

I fear she may wish to use the canines and felines as her primary test subjects.

I think she’s hoping to market some sort of mutated photo-synthesis fed domestic pets!

I wish I had thought of that…

Old log (2014) and new log

#6 – Found near the lift on the second floor

Original log in 2014

Date: 18/10/2184 16:59 GST
Identification: Col. Malarina Vasquez – Alien Crusher
Dead-Space Corps 12th Valkyries
Alien Control Squad #J579310 – ‘Alienators’

Primary objective:
Contain the mutant outbreak and access the Greenhouse database. Retrieve and transmit all available data.

Secondary objective:
!Recortar las coberturas… con el fuego!
(Prune the hedges… with fire!)
———————
The Hydraxylocon Genetics facility has gone dark. Reports indicate yet another mutant outbreak.

Secure the area, obtain access to the central database, upload any data still intact. Exfiltrate via the rear access shaft.

New log

Date: 18/10/2184 16:59 GST
Identification: Col. Malarina Vasquez – Alien Crusher
Dead-Space Corps 12th Valkyries
Alien Control Squad #J579310 – ‘Alienators’

Primary objective:
Contain the mutant outbreak and access the Greenhouse database. Retrieve and transmit all available data.

Secondary objective:
¡Quemar todo con el fuego!
(Torch everything with fire!)
———————
The Hydraxylocon Genetics facility has gone dark. Reports indicate yet another mutant outbreak.

Secure the area, obtain access to the central database, upload any data still intact. Exfiltrate via the rear access shaft.

Old log (2014) and new log

#7 – Found on a crate near the medikit on the second floor

Date: 23/09/2184 09:52 GST
Identification: Dr. Wolffbaum – Lead Geneticist
Xylogenics Division – #Sector C4
#4MUL8ON – Genetics Sector

I’ve begun experimentation with the samples provided by Dr. Felix, and I must, it looks promising!

With the feline and canine subjects, we may be able to develop a viable product. One that no rich colonial can do without!

Early tests show a remarkable ability to sustain the specimen life with nothing but the essentials of a plant based ecosystem.

Who could say no to a cat that doesn’t require feeding? Or a dog free from defecations?

Some minor autumnal leaf shedding is the only foreseeable concern at the moment.

Hydroponic Hell (II)

PAGES

#1 – Near the right door, near the corpse

Date: 14/09/2184
Identification: Seamus Fergusson – Gardener

It seems that the scientists are up to something again. They’re running around making plans, not that it stops them from ordering me and Giles around. Oh well, back to clearing out the damn weeds from Botanacula that have infested our plant beds. I’m not sure how they got this far, but it’s proving difficult to eradicate them. I just burn as many of them as I can and keep doing it. They sure do have a lot of sharp teeth though, who comes up with this stuff!?

#2 – Behind a pillar next to the right door

Old page (2014)

Date: 06/02/2184
Identification: Bob – Junior Executive Janitor

I’ve been fleeing for several days now, dodging security guards and scientists. I had hoped to make it to the docking station, but hunger has struck me. I thought I might look for food in the Greenhouse sector. Little did I know what kind of plant-life they had in here. It doesn’t matter, though, I’ll just nick something from the canteen and keep going. This is all getting too much for me. I don’t know if I can make it. They must never find me!

New page

Date: 06/02/2184
Identification: Bob – Junior Executive Janitor

I’ve been fleeing for several days now, dodging security guards and scientists. I had hoped to make it to the docking station, but hunger has struck me. I thought I might look for food in the Greenhouse sector. Little did I know what kind of plant-life they had in here. It doesn’t matter, though, I’ll just nick something from the canteen and keep going. Ugh, I think I’m suffering some serious withdrawal symptoms. Damn administrator Wallace, the prick! They must never find me!

Old page (2014) and new page

#3 – On the bridge

Date: 18/09/2184
Identification: Giles Rothery – Gardener

This sucks, I’ve been ordered to clear out the disguting ‘pus pods’ infecting the plants. I’ve been treated with nothing but distrust since I was poached from Botanacula Enterprises. They order me around like I’m nothing, damn scientists! God these things are nasty, my clothes stink like nothing I’ve ever come across. It doesn’t help not having any decent protection either! Whatever these things are, they’re slowly filling the air with poison. I’m not sure what to do about them to be honest…

MESSAGES

#1 – Between the two doors

ATTENTION:
All personnel are to maintain proper botanical protocols.

Unlicensed plants, be it fruit or vegetable, are not permitted within company soil beds.

Unlicensed personal use of nutrients will be punished!

============================================================================
#2 – Second floor

WARNING:
Project “Ruffus” has escaped containment.

All personel are advised to exercice extreme caution!

Ruffus is currently in heat, be alert.

Incubation Emergency

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

This facility has been designated as a high priority for you, and it is imperative that it is cleaned hastily and thoroughly.

Preliminary reports indicate widespread damage to the centre itself, as well as a large number of deceased staff members.

Furthermore, we have heard rumours of “biological masses” infesting the installation.

Be sure to restore operations to facility equipment, including incubator device lights and specimens.

Operations are to be resumed as soon as possible, and therefore both the company and facility executives are expecting nothing short of a stellar performance on your part.

Or else.

DATALOGS

#1 – Found in the biomass near the Slosh

Date: 09/01/2184 16:38 GST
Identification: Dr. Helmholtz Watson – Emotional-Conditioning Specialist
Emcryonics Department – #Division: A
#Research Institute – Classification: P? B?

It has only been days since Marx’s remarkable breakthrough, and already I’ve been able to imprint more sophisticated emotions on the alien infant subjects.

Just this morning I was doing my daily interviews with the “children” when Molly showed signs of deep adoration for me, as intended.

I was a bit concerned however, when she became extremely aggressive upon seeing Amy being harmed. A simple flaw I’m sure.

Clearly I need to do more work on refining and reducing the chaotic elements from the emotional imprinting.

#2 – Found on a crate near the barrels stacking area

Date: 05/01/2184 13:07 GST
Identification: Dr. Bernard Marx – Neural-Conditioning Specialist
Emcryonics Department – #Division: A
#Research Institute – Classification: P? B?

Months of research have finally yielded some results.

Earlier today I made a small adjustment to the conditioning imprint we were using, and it seems like it’s had a dramatic effect.

Unlike the human brain, these alien fetuses are susceptible to alpha manipulation. I believe now that we can begin to imprint upon them our pre-programmed personalities and caste directives.

Let’s just see those jokers at Emergent Embryonics manage to achieve something this profound.

Ah, not a chance!

#3 – Found near the suit body

Date: 03/01/2184 15:55 GST
Identification: Mr. Thomas – Administrator
Emcryonics Department – #Division: A
#Research Institute – Classification: P? B?

Progress is still well behind schedule. A delay we cannot afford any longer! Already the investors are considering pulling out of our agreement, leaving us with an ultimatum.

I’ve instructed the scientists, and Dr. Marx in particular to do whatever is necessary to get things on track. If he and his team can’t deliver, I will make sure to hold him personally responsible. If my a-ss is going to be on the line, then I’ll make sure it’s not the only one!

I have given them one week to prove their worth to this company.

#4 – On a crate, in a corner near the lift

Date: 07/01/2184 15:55 GST
Identification: Dr. Lenina Crowne – Embryonics Researcher
Emcryonics Department – #Division: A
#Research Institute – Classification: P? B?

While my colleagues attempt to form a viable prototype from the alien infants, I have been tasked with studying the embryos themselves.

They are a truly remarkable species. In their very genetic makeup is an almost insatiable urge to spawn life. Every sample of fluid I extract from the eggs mutates into an entirely different living organism in my petri dishes.

Wholly different from the alien fetuses themselves, this substance grows and “creeps” over surfaces, feeding off its surroundings. They seem remarkably resilient as well. Although they do appear to have a weakness for fire. I am quickly running out of proteins to feed the ever mutating samples. Fascinating, truly fascinating.

#5 – Found at the entrance of the lift, second floor

Date: 12/01/2184 23:48 GST
Identification: Dr. Helmholtz Watson – Emotional-Conditioning Specialist
Emcryonics Department – #Division: A
#Research Institute – Classification: P? B?

Damnit, this isn’t working! I keep trying, harder and harder, but the specimens seem to resist the more I try to imprint on them!

Just to add to matters, Crowne’s infernal “creep” is getting all over my laboratory. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s influencing my subjects somehow.

My manipulations of the subjects’ brain patterns is delicate enough without external contaminents messing up my fragile balance!

I think I’m going to have a word with Crowne after I tranquilize Molly. She has become increasingly insufferable, and I can no longer stand her screeching!

#6 – Found near the broom on the second floor

Date: 20/01/2184 10:29 GST
Identification: John Savage – Unhinged Security Officer
Emcryonics Department – #Division: A
#Research Institute – Classification: P? B?

Primary objective:
Kill the evil aliens and save the day.

Secondary objective:
Brutalize the vending machine!
———————
We’ve got a special secret mission for you, John! You’re gonna grab your sidearm and dispense some justice, rescuing the scientists and kicking the a-ss out of anything that looks nasty.

You’ve got this, you’re a professional! You’ve been waiting for a chance like this for a long time, now get out there and show them what happens to those who mess with John Savage!

#7 – In the room with the biomass, second floor

Date: 10/01/2184 15:55 GST
Identification: Dr. Lenina Crowne – Embryonics Researcher
Emcryonics Department – #Division: A
#Research Institute – Classification: P? B?

I seriously underestimated my experimental samples, and it has led to dire consequences.

The strange alien samples have escaped containment and begun adhering to moist areas of the facility. I fear they may be releasing spores that could compromise the ventilation system.

They have even begun forming larger concentrations of what I can only describe as biomass. I shudder to think what it is capable of if left unchecked.

Therefore, I am enlisting the maintenance crew to address the issue as quickly as possible.

PAGES

#1 – On a crate, before the big room with the incinerator

Date: 13/01/2184
Identification: Henry Foster – Maintenance Technician

This is by far the strangest job I’ve done. For days now my team’s been scraping alien growths off the walls of the facility but they always come back. I’ve never seen anything like this. We’re not cut out for this kind of work. I’ve ordered some flame units to be shipped in, maybe they can stop it. The scientists don’t seem to even notice what’s going on anymore. I guess they’re dealing with some other crisis, probably that screaming I keep hearing.

Overgrowth

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

Details surrounding the incident that occured here are sketchy and inconsistent, however, that must not deter you from your duties as en expendable employee.

The area of undergrowth and forest outside the facility, as well as interior yards, are to be searched thoroughly and cleaned immediately.

The Company is expecting more Special Forces teams and other officials to visit the site for further inspection and investigation, once you have completed your operations. So with that in mind, make certain there is no evidence of the previous incident remaining.

Now get to it!

DATALOGS

#1 – Found in the forest area, to the left of the entrance

Date: 05/10/2184 11:09 GST
Identification: Carl Dillon – Operations Officer
Beta-Terra Mining Outpost – Planet ID: 3-J
Unobtainium Extraction Team – Division 6

The extraction rates are still on par with our estimates, even with the secondary extraction wheel down for maintenance.

Unobtainium deposits are a staggering 321 parts per million in some areas. With the amount of wealth we get from these deposits, we’ll have all we need to fuel the attached colony’s development.

If I could just get to the bottom of these disappearances…

I don’t know if people are simply getting lost in the jungle, or if there’s some wild animal out there. Whatever the case, I’ve tried to keep suspicions to a minimum in order to maintain our dwindling efficiency.

#2 – Found in the forest area, near the WAL

Date: 25/10/2184 14:52 GST
Identification: Mjr. Dutch Kruger – If It Bleeds, I Can Kill It
Dead-Space Corps 12th Valkyries
Alien Control Squad #J579310 – ‘Alienators’

Primary objective:
Search for any survivors and discover the reason for breakdown of communication with the outpost.

Secondary objective:
Shoot from the hip!
———————
A Beta-Terra outpost on Planet 3-J has ceased communication. You are to proceed to the Starport LZ and then make your way inside in search of personel and any evidence as to the cause of the communication failure. It could be just a downed transmitter, but if it’s not, then we want you and your team on the ground. Secure the processing facility. We’re counting on you, Dutch…

PAGES

#1 – Crates area near the start

Date: 12/10/2184
Identification: Blain Ventura – Geologist

Oh Jesus, this is bad, this is really bad! I’ve lost my special edition Cro-Magnon P.I. stone tablet! I had all my data on there too… I’m pretty sure Jake’s still got it, but I can’t seem to find him either. I’ve asked around and no one has seen him.

#2 – Behind the incinerator

Date: 17/10/2184
Identification: Jim Hopper – Crane Operator

There’s something in those trees, I can feel it. Something is watching us, I’m convinced of it. This morning I heard some very odd sounds, and when I looked over my shoulder I was sure I saw the undergrowth move… I’ll go check out the area after lunch. It’s probably a wild animal or something.

#3 – On a crate to the right of the punchout

Date: 18/10/2184
Identification: Billy Landham – Class-2 Loader Driver

Something is very wrong here… Every day, another employee gets “Transferred” and are never seen again. Today it was Hopper, he never showed up for work. He wouldn’t just leave without telling me. I asked the operations officer about it, but he always says the same thing: “Transferred”…

#4 – Near the body, in the forest area, after the incinerator

Date: 23/10/2184
Identification: Shane Hawkins – Logging Mech Driver

God save us, we’re being slaughtered! I’ve seen it, it was hunting us all along… I… I was talking with Anna when… when the Jungle came alive and took her. I don’t know what it was exactly but that ain’t no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ animal! I’m next, I know that much. I can hear its “crackling”, it’s getting closer. Oh god, I need to hide! S-hit s-hit s-hit!

MESSAGES

#1 – Starting area

ATTENTION:
All personel are urged to return to work and avoid distractions.

The continued reports of employees lost and killed in the jungle is purely misinformation.

They have simply been reassigned to another quadrant on company orders.

Do not be superstitious, there is nothing out there.

#2 – Above the WAL – Thanks to Eaglemoon™ Official for pointing it!

WARNING:
This sector is to be vacated immediately

All personnel report to the starport for immediate boarding procedures.

They have simply been reassigned to another quadrant on company orders.

Remain calm and travel in groups.

Failure to board by 16:00 wil result in abandonment under Section 1c and 3a of your contract.

Paintenance Tunnels

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

As you were well aware, ‘The Verne’, Neptech’s Aquatic Sub-Station, was overrun and decimated by interloping entities.

The Verne is presently ruined, filthy and unsafe for human habitation. Nevertheless, you have a job to do.

Due to the difficulty in getting you to this location, and the expenditure involved, we are issuing you, and the operation, an F-Class safety protocol. You’ve been warned…

Move with haste and perform your duties as required of you, and we may not need to dock your pay to recoup excessive operational expenses.

DATALOGS

#1 – Found near the slosh

Date: 10/12/2184 12:31 GST
Identification: Dr. Rekk, Tim – Marine Biologist
Marine Division – #Sector C Test Labs
#OCTOPI – Biological Sector

It’s been two months since we discovered what we’re calling specimen X. A fascinating marine lifeform that inhabits this planet’s oceans.

We were unable to determine the sex of the specimens, which lead us to wonder where they came from.

Recently, we found out. There’s something down here, something we didn’t pick up, and it’s HUGE! At least 5 miles in diameter, and moving.

We fear it may be our ‘subjects’ mother, they grow increasingly restless as she nears.

#2 – Near the vendor

Date: 08/12/2184 19:42 GST
Identification: Dr. Pescador – Marine Biologist
Marine Division – #Sector C Test Labs
#OCTOPI – Biological Sector

Given the state of things down here, we won’t be going home for Sciencemas… again!

Dr. Rekk believes the creature we picked up on our scans could be the mother of our specimens. We may poke fun at him for his name, but the good Doctor might be onto something.

Any day now, we’re gonna see that massive thing through the windows, I’m not content to wait.

I’m taking one of the UEVs. Gonna see what I can see in the sea.

If I don’t make it, tell my husband… Tell him that I went to look for a better one.

PAGES

#1 – In a tunnel

Date: 14/12/2184
Identification: Geroge Seaman – Marine Maintenance Technician

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ company, once again, I’ll miss little Johnny’s smile as he opens his presents this year. I’ve been forced to remain in this hunk of metal under the sea. I don’t even know what the hell we’re doing down here. I know one thing though, whatever it is, it can’t be good! I’ve caught glimpses of weird s-h-i-t through the viewing windows, indigenous sea creatures maybe? I don’t know. I keep hearing something big knocking on the hull, I swear, something is out there!

#2 – In the barrels stacking area

Date: 16/15/2184
Identification: Keel Ovaar – Marine Tank Workman

It’s always the same, cleaning up sea creatures turds, all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day long! Some are slimey and sticky, others are slimey and chunky, some are just plain nasty! I had so much hope when I signed up for that damn space-work recruitment program. “See space”; they said, “Feel like a man”; they said. Hell, I’d have done anything to get off Earth, but I never imagined this would be an option! How did my life come to this? And would that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MONSTER STOP BANGING ON THE HULL, SHUT UP!!!

Penumbra

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

While mystery shrouds the events that led to the demise of the research team investigating this abandoned facility, it is still your responsibility to ensure that the fallout is handled with confidence.

It should probably be mentioned that the facility is very low on power, and as such you will be required to provide your own means of lighting in the pursuit of your duty.

DATALOGS

#1 – In the tunnel, front of start area

Date: 11/09/2184 10:42 GST
Identification: Dr. William Johns – Lead Botanist
Survey Team – #Group C
Research Division – Class: A

The state of decay in this place is astonishing…

They didn’t say how long it had been abandoned for, it looks like almost a century. There is very little light and power. Frankly, I’m surprised there is any power at all.

I have begun setting my equipment and hope to study the plant life as soon as possible.

#2 – In front of the incinerator

Date: 12/09/2184 03:09 GST
Identification: Dr. Iman al Walid – Lead Engineer
Survey Team – #Group C
Research Division – Class: A

I’m the last one left…everyone else is dead. The others’ screams echoed through the facility. I don’t know where they were.

Some damn thing swooped down from the ceiling and got me. My wound looks to be poisoned, and I’m dying, I know it.

I’ve broken my lantern and can no longer see anything except my PDA. “They” are out there though, I can hear them.

My end is near. I die in the knowledge that command will initiate the “Hammer Down” protocol, and deploy the bio-agents to kill these damn things now that we’ve failed…

#3 – On a crate, near the second crates stacking area.

Date: 11/09/2184 12:03 GST
Identification: Dr. Richard Riddick – Team Lead
Survey Team – #Group C
Research Division – Class: A

Yeesh, this place is creepy… I don’t even know why they sent us down here. For some damn signal? Really? What’s so interesting about that?

The sooner we get this place figured out the better, I don’t want to stay here any longer then I have to.

I’ll get on Dr. Fry’s case, see if she can get a lock on the signal ASAP.

#4 – In the tunnels, where the TNT are.

Date: 11/09/2184 17:31 GST
Identification: Dr. Carolyn Fry – Analyst
Survey Team – #Group C
Research Division – Class: A

I’ve been trying repeatedly to get a lock on the signal, but I still don’t know where it’s coming from.

I’ve suggested to Dr. Riddick that we need to proceed deeper, into the weird tunnels we found if necessary. He didn’t seem pleased, and with good reason,. Those tunnels have an unnerving quality, and I’m terrified to go in there, but what I’m more terrified of is not getting paid.

#5 – Near the WAL

Date: 11/09/2184 20:40 GST
Identification: Dr. John Ezekiel – Technical Advisor
Survey Team – #Group C
Research Division – Class: A

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥… Dr. Gloom was found dead near one of the tunnels half an hour ago, his body covered in wounds, seemingly from sharp knives or talons.

Worse still, Dr. Johns and a few others have gone missing. Johns was last seen inspecting plant-life on the south side.

I think Dr. Fry is mad to insist we explore those tunnels without military aid! The sounds in here are getting weirder by the minute…

We need to call in a support team, this is getting real serious real fast!

#6 – On a crate on the left of the inscription

Date: 11/09/2184 22:09 GST
Identification: Dr. Sharon Montgomery – Operations Advisor
Survey Team – #Group C
Research Division – Class: A

Our worst fears have been realized. We are not alone down there…

There is something out here in the dark, something hunting us. I can feel it watching me even now. I can hear it moving or…”them”. I don’t know.

Dr. Riddick and Dr. Fry went into the tunnels over an hour ago, and we’ve not seen or heard from them since.

I’ve been trying to reach command on the transmitter, but no one is responding. Something is blocking the signal, and I fear we’re on our own now…

Pestilent Penitentiary

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

You are to work diligently and discreetly here today, while eliminating evidence of previous ‘inhabitants’ and the aftermath of the ‘test’ that was so thoroughly conducted.
One hopes that you will recognize the consequences in displeasing those that are so rigorous in their undertakings..

As a similar matter of urgency, you are to clean and clear the ‘tunnel’ networks that twist their way around the facility, as important scientific studies are to be conducted ASAP.

So work with haste, and within appropriate company protocol..

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#1 – On a shelf, in the first cell left to the start area

It’s happening again. It’s the corporations, man, they’re testing some new weapon on us, I know it. This is just typical, experimenting on us prisoners. We don’t stand a chance. Only thing we can do now is wait and see what it is. I’ve seen dust clouds on the surface and felt tremors. Whatever it is, it’s close now…

#2 – In the cell in front of the J-Harm

Man, I keep telling them but they don’t believe me! It was a damn black-ops craft that flew over the other day. I’ve seen them before! They must have dropped something, coz weird s-h–i-t’s been happening ever since. The ground is shaking, man. That ain’t good.

#3 – Before the stairs leading to the basement

The men have little faith. They are all my brothers, and I am their father. I see the fear in their eyes and the doubts in their hearts. Yes, the walls and floors may be bulging from some unknown horror, but we still have God, and his plan is righteous. The men won’t hear it, panic has spread, and it is too late. God comes for us…

#4 – On a shelf of the cell in front of the one with entrance to tunnels (second floor)

What a s-h–i-t-hole we live in now. I mean, man… as if months spend aboard prison vessel Cortex Strikers wasn’t bad enough, they drop us off here on Fury 162, a hell which there is no escape. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥… At least, I’m not alone, there were others on the ship. A rotten group of degenerates they were alright. I don’t belong here…

#5 – In the last cell on the right (second floor)

It’s my birthday today. Ten years now I’ve been here, and in that time I’ve been beaten within an inch of death several times. I’ve lost most of my teeth, and feeling in my right leg. Right now I’m pretty sure I’ve got another broken rib. Many of the other prisoners say something bad is coming. It can be hardly worse than this! I think I’ll just celebrate my birthday by starting another prison riot. If I die, I die…

#6 – In front of the incinerators in the basement

There it is again! Damn that noise, man. There is something in the ground, it’s all around us. It reminds me of the stories I read about Emergence Day back on Sera, and the first days of the war. Man, I sure as s–h-i-t hope that’s not what’s happening here. God, please let it be giant rats, we could use some damn meat around here! The last good meal I had was prisoner 404. F–u–c-king skinny bastard.

Revolutionary Robotics (I)

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

As they are an important benefactor, it is imperative that you sanitise and restore this Omnicorp facility with due haste and diligence.

Officials are waiting anxiously for your work to be complete so as to return the facility to full operational status.

A repeat of the fault occuring in the AI sub-routines seems highly unlikely, so do not be alarmed by the non-organic entities still stationed here.

Work fast, work hard, work competenly, work discreetly!

DATALOGS

#1 – Found in the conference room

Date: 03/03/2184 16:51 GST
Identification: Mrs Trinity Verbatim – Lead Contract Manager
OmniCorp – Productions Facility
Administration Floor – Security Clearance: 5

I’ve secured another contract with Exo-Planetary Liberation Corps over a small shipment of our Hercules XI.

It may not be much, but we’re receiving more and more contracts from them these days. We might just beat Cyrez out of the game at this rate! Those guys have been a pain in the a-ss for a long time.

I’ll have to ensure the engineering department follows the contract requirements to the letter.

Everything must be in perfect working order for the EPLC’s mission to LV-426.

#2 – Found in the conference room

Date: 11/03/2184 15:29 GST
Identification: Mr Parker – Chief Financial Officer
OmniCorp – Productions Facility
Administration Floor – Security Clearance: 5

Financials are up this year, but I insist: as long as we don’t yet have a Jacuzzi in the boardroom, we’re not doing well enough!

The CEO insists that we grow the company steadily and he’s not willing to consider any higher risk ventures.

I will speak to the other executives and see what they say. Maybe we can squeeze some extra $$$ out of our contracts.

I want a Jacuzzi, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

#3 – Found in the conference room

Date: 09/03/2184 16:51 GST
Identification: Mr Kernel Ifrit – Researcher
OmniCorp – Productions Facility
Administration Floor – Security Clearance: 5

Business is up by over %15 this year, but those egg-heads at Smith Agencies are killing us.

Their stupid floating ‘squiddy’ hunter-killer machines are taking all the contracts from investors. So in the interests of kicking them out of the game, I’ve come up with a new prototype that will rival their best machine as well as put our E-1000 to shame.

A gigantic killing machine fused with the brain of a human. Yes, yes…with neural networking, my ‘Dreadnought’ might just be possible!

I shall pitch this at the next board meeting.

#4 – Found in the conference room

Date: 12/03/2184 14:10 GST
Identification: Mr White – Chief Executive Officer
OmniCorp – Productions Facility
Administration Floor – Security Clearance: 5

The new model of the Falcon is finally ready. I’ve asked the engineers to present it early tomorrow. They took far too long in getting it ready, and I’m not impressed.

What people at this company need to understand is that I’m not in the weapons business, I’m in the empire business. And as long as they dally about, I’m going to have to keep using half-measures.

#5 – Found in the exhibition room, on a crate near the punch

Date: 09/03/2184 16:51 GST
Identification: Mrs Sarah Murphy – Engineer
OmniCorp – Productions Facility
Administration Floor – Security Clearance: 5

I used to believe in this company. Ever since I signed up so my husband Alex could get his life-saving cybernetic blending I’ve steadily been losing faith.

The science they do here is cutting edge, but everything is so corporate now. Half the time we have to completely change our system specs to comply with some stupid new rule.

Even when we’re allowed to get on with our work, half the engineers on the project don’t even know how to program a simple ED-209 interface!

Of course, no one will recognize my contribution to the D-3 Droid’s ‘home incidents’ reduction. A problem that could have cost the company billions!

#6 – Found on the socle of a robot

Date: 14/03/2184 03:32 GST
Identification: Comm. Alex Connor – The ‘Terminator’
Dead-Space Corps 12th Valkyries
Alien Control Squad #J579310 – ‘Alienators’

Primary objective:
Eliminate any rogue automated units and make your way to the AI core.

Secondary objective:
Blow s-h-i-t up with ol’8-Ball!
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An OmniCorp facility has experienced a ‘singularity’ event. You are to proceed inside and disable any malfunctioning units.

Secure the area, access the central AI core, upload any crash-report data still intact, then enter the shutdown codes.

Exfiltrate via the emergency maintenance and waste tunnels.

Revolutionary Robotics (II)

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#1 – Found on the couch in the hallway

Date: 11/03/2184
Identification: Roger – Workman

Ah hell, it happened again this morning. Those damn sentry guns. I’m just doing my rounds, sweeping, when suddenly the things activate as I pass my broom through the scanner. I had to stand there without moving for over an hour before Security could shut it off! I’m afraid to come into work again tomorrow. I could have died! They tell me it’s a malfunction; no s-h-i-t! I bet they don’t even care… Rich b-a-s-t-a-r-d-s, with their fancy sythesized outdoors. We’re on a space station, you liars! No use pretending, I say.

#2 – Found on the table in the conference room

Date: 12/03/2184
Identification: Mr. Kinney – Systems Analyst

I’m stressed out of my mind right now! They’ve been throwing work at me like it’s candy for weeks. I can barely keep up and now they’re unveiling the new model tomorrow. Apparently, we all have to be there in the boardroom nine o’clock sharp. The damn thing better work after all the hours I put into analysis of its heuristics. They’ll probably use me for beta testing again. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

#3 – Found on a crate in front of the incinerator

Date: 10/02/2184
Identification: Crank Patterson – Security Guard

For the love of god! This morning I discovered bathroom stall #4 was beyond disgusting! The sea-shells were encaked with god only knows what. It’s John Spartan, I know it! I’m sure I’ve seen him go in there with notepad paper. Doesn’t he know how to use the 3 sea-shells, or the base keypad? I’m not letting him back in the security station like that! I’m going to change the code to 2145 to be sure. Some people. I mean, honestly…

#4 – Found on a crate in the barrels staking area

Date: 07/02/2184
Identification: Bob – Junior Executive Janitor

I’m getting close to the docking station. I can’t risk taking the station tram system, they’ll find me straight away! I think I’m in some sort of robotics factory, there are display models everywhere. Worst is the automated defenses, I’m really going to have to be careful as I make my way through to the docking station… I want off this hunk of metal! With luck I can find a transport bound for an outer colony. I’ll kill whoever I have to to get out. They must never find me!

#5 – Found on a crate in the exhibition room

Date: 04/03/2184
Identification: Grasse Kracher – Quality Control

Hah, yes! They’ve given me the new Falcon model to proof. These things are so easy to test, since it’s basically a walking hunk of metal with guns attached. I’ll breeze through the new and “improved” AI then move onto the guns! Haha, glad I didn’t get the D-3 Droid… Those things are way too complex with all their fancy ‘safety’ features. Servoski seems to like them though, he’s always ‘fiddling’ with them…

#6 – Found on a crate in the exhibition room

Date: 04/03/2184
Identification: Servoski Flange – Actuation Specialist

The Titan 800’s actuation motors, while efficient and durable, seem to show increased strain with extended use. I’m going to have to find more thermo-resistant materials and better lubrification for the next version. No one else around here will notice, so I don’t think I’ll report this. Damnit, that weasel Kracher is watching me again. What’s his problem!? I feel like showing him my actuator…

#7 – Found near the cadaver with the Arc Welder outside the security post

Date: 11/03/2184
Identification: Nib Johnson – Firmware Engineer

I can hardly believe it! I was submitting changes to the AI core when I saw that actuator guy, Servoski “getting busy” with a D-3! He was hidden behind the consoles in the corner. I guess he didn’t think about the noises though… I can’t wait to tell Patterson about this! This is totally gonna trump his story about Spartan.

Rust-Station East

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

The company requires that the facility be cleaned by no later than the following day.

Failure to have this dilapidated area cleansed for the commemorative plaque unveiling ceremony will result in your expeditious termination.

Any remaining filth will shame not only yourself, but also the company and the entire human race. Dishonouring of humanity’s savior or the company with your actions will not be tolerated!

Section 8

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

The cleansing of this section of the facility is of the utmost urgency. Ventilation is to be turned off by tomorrow, as many alien spores were discovered in the duct-work; the source of which was found to be this area.

Failure to clean the area will result in access doors being sealed and the ventilation systems isolated from your area.

The company advises you to consider the lives of other technicians in the course of your duties. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Splatter Station

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

The company feels that the recent ‘events’ and purge of the station must not reflect badly on its reputation.

It is required that each and every corner of the facility be cleaned by friday, no delays! Your conduct in the matter will reflect on your record and decide your continued employment.

We expect each and every employee to conduct themselves in a manner befitting the company’s honour.

DATALOGS

#1 – In the hallways in the left side

Date: 10/02/2184 17:31 GST
Identification: Mjr. Sarah Breaker – Compulsive Destroyer
Dead-Space Corps 12th Valkyries
Alien Control Squad #J579310 – ‘Alienators’

Primary objective:
Clear the way to the Administration block.

Secondary objective:
Break everything!
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Make your way through this section of the facility until you reach the administration block.

Clear out any alien presence you encounter.

Unearthly Excavation (I)

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

Despite the catastrophic events that unfolded within this excavation site, you will perform your job with utmost delicacy and discretion.

Unicorp officials will be inspecting the site this week, so work with haste to clean, sanitize and neaten the facility.

Failure to complete your work here within the time frame will result in termination of your contract, possibly more…

Do not be alarmed by any residual entities or artifacts that remain as a result of the events; it is your duty to conduct yourself professionally despite such obstructions.

DATALOGS

#1 – Found near the WAL – near the bodies

Date: 16/05/2184 19:44 GST
Identification: Mr. Stout Johnson – Chief Mining Officer
Unicorp Mining Division – #Protocol: 666
#C++C++RUNRUN++RUN – Division 1

I’m officially halting the mining today. We’ve found something down there that shouldn’t be. Our early scans indicated rich metal deposits, but we’ve stumbled upon something the scans didn’t pick up, some sort of stone architecture.

I’m no archaeologist, and I couldn’t care less, but if administration gets wind of this and we didn’t call it in, we’re all in deep s-hit!

I’ve ordered the miners to start digging out the area, taking care to avoid harming the structures. Once we know what we’re dealing with, I’ll call it in. There goes our ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cut!

#2 – Found near the WAL – on a crate

Date: 26/08/2184 11:40 GST
Identification: Dr. Frankenwurst – Lead Archeaologist
Unicorp Mining Division – #Protocol: 666
#C++C++RUNRUN++RUN – Division 1

Given the importance of our discovery, I’m going to have a security gate installed on the tunnel to the main chamber.

People keep coming and going and I’m convinced at least one person has made off with some valuable piece of alien architecture.

I don’t expect much of these miners, but better safe than sorry, therefore a 10 digit code should do the trick!

Hmm, I’m thinking my sister’s birthdate and age will do; 1104214539

#3 – Found on the stairs

Date: 28/08/2184 12:04 GST
Identification: Dr. Mercero – Chief Psychologist
Unicorp Mining Division – #Protocol: 666
#C++C++RUNRUN++RUN – Division 1

My result are truly worrying.

Most patients exhibit serious symptoms of mental capacital breakdown and psychosis within 72 hours of exposure to the heart of the digsite.

One miner, Mr Anderson, was able to escape his restraints and run straight into one of the mysterious ‘sand traps’ that appeared just the other day.

We are not equipped to deal with a medical emergency of any kind. This simply can’t go much longer. I’ve already had to restrain Mr Johnson and over 7 other patients to girders, scaffolds, pipes and anything I can!

#4 – Found in the incinerator room

Original log in 2014

Date: 17/09/2184 09:42 GST
Identification: Samson Slater – Security Officer
Dead-Space Corps 12th Valkyries
Alien Control Squad #J579310 – ‘Alienators’

Primary objective:
Find out what happened at the digsite.

Secondary objective:
Lay down the law!
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Communication with the excavation team ceased over a week ago. We want you to go down there and find out what’s going on!.

Be alert as our last contact revealed some very unusual reports.

New log

Date: 17/09/2184 09:42 GST
Identification: Samson Slater – Security Officer
Dead-Space Corps 12th Valkyries
Alien Control Squad #J579310 – ‘Alienators’

Primary objective:
Find out what happened at the digsite.

Secondary objective:
Lay down the law with bullets!
———————
Communication with the excavation team ceased over a week ago. We want you to go down there and find out what’s going on!.

Be alert as our last contact revealed some very unusual reports.

Original log (2014) and new log

#5 – Found on a crate near the Arc Welder

Date: 25/08/2184 12:04 GST
Identification: Mrs. Mildred Athalax – Archaeologist
Unicorp Mining Division – #Protocol: 666
#C++C++RUNRUN++RUN – Division 1

We’ve been studying the artifact for over a day now. From what we’ve learned so far, we can deduce that it was an item of great importance to the race that left it here. However, we cannot discern whether it was out of respect for it or fear.

We are getting some very strange reports about the mental state of the miners who dug out the area. I myself fear that my mental capacity is also dwindling, perhaps I just need a break from studying the artifact.

#6 – Found on a crate near alien architecture pieces

Date: 27/08/2184 13:17 GST
Identification: Ms Lara Kraft- Archaeologist
Unicorp Mining Division – #Protocol: 666
#C++C++RUNRUN++RUN – Division 1

This ancient civilization is remarkable. Their architecture resonates with some paranormal energy and based on the glyphs I’ve so far, I believe I know the purpose of this temple!

As we suspected, the temple and artifact was of great importance to the civilization that left it here. They made it not for worship but to seal away something they feared.

They build the temple to contain the power of the artifact, and build stones to absorb its energies then they left, hoping none would never return to release the build up powers contained therein!

What have we done…

#7 – Found in the artifact room

Date: 27/08/2184 14:16 GST
Identification: Dr. Frankenwurst – Lead Archeaologist
Unicorp Mining Division – #Protocol: 666
#C++C++RUNRUN++RUN – Division 1

My initial joy at our wonderous discovery has turned sour, increasing reports of psychosis among the earlier diggers is leading to less and less progress on our research. People are getting scared and even I have begun seeing things I cannot explain.

I have chose to ignore these problems and remain determined to uncover the secrets of this ancient alien artifact. Lara tells me she is close to unlocking its secret.

The others do not understand its importance, I must be weary of them, they must not stop what is to come!

Unearthly Excavation (II)

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#1 – Near the start

Date: 17/08/2184
Identification: Mr. Frank Weasel – Miner

Since we broke up into the main chamber, things have been getting really weird. One of the miners even killed himself with a drill, worst part is the b-a-s-t-a-r-d owed me money! Everyone who first broke through is going mad, fortunately, I was slacking off when they did. Seems like God is on my side, let’s hope it stays there! The chief has called in some sort of science team to take a look at the place. I gather he’s not happy about it. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen some guy in overalls sneaking around too.

#2 – Near the slosh, on a crate

Date: 16/08/2184
Identification: Mr. Bud Gleemer – Storage Supervisor

Something is going seriously wrong! We broke through into the main chamber 2 days ago and now my best friend is acting really weird. Sure, he was always whacko, but this is ridiculous! Just this morning, he tried to choke me, like for real! Man, this is turning into the Aegis VII incident, and god knows the compagny coudln’t handle another one of those! I don’t know what the fu-c-k is going on, but I want a raise! Given the way things are going, I’m changing the storage gate code to 1795.

#3 – Near the Vendor

Date: 18/08/2184
Identification: Mr. Wilfred Dickons – Miner

As if everyone being more of a jerk than usual wasn’t bad enough, now, we’ve got some weird fu-cking sand, tooth, pit, hole, nightmare things coming out of the ground! Of course, I was the one tasked with fixing the problem. Like, what the hell can I do about it? Ugh, I’m just gonna grab a shovel and to give the b-a-s-t-a-r-d-s a sandy lunch! I have a growing urge to push Greg into it, haha! Yes…Yes.

#4 – Near the 2nd sandtrap

Date: 14/08/2184
Identification: Mr. Issac Barker – Miner

I didn’t sign on for this s-h-i-t! I thought we’d be mining, not digging up some alien’s fu-c-k-i-n-g living room! There better be some good s-h-i-t in there, I want the damn cut we were promised for this operation. A supposedly rich operation, with desposits as big as my grandman’s corns! We’re about to break through, I guess I better be there, finders keepers!

#5 – Near the Arc Welder

Date: 11/07/2184
Identification: Bob – Junior Executive Janitor

After a series of horrible flights in which I stowed away in cargo crates for months, I boarded a security transport and have finally reached this planet. I had hoped to hide out down here but something ain’t right. I’ve see people attacking each other for no reason. They are miners though, so who knows. I have some really s-h-i-t-t-y luck! Hopefully, I can remain undiscovered by these thugs and the company. I have a bad feeling about this…

#6 – In Bob’s room

Date: 22/04/2184
Identification: Bob – Junior Executive Janitor

I have gathered proof of the company’s crimes. Aerospace Sanitation .Inc have ties with every illegal operation and installation in the galaxy! I’ve been sanctioned to cleanup 471 ungodly disasters over the last 36 years, always under complete secrecy. I was there for the Aegis VII incident, when the whole thing was covered up. They must be exposed, their duplicity with shadow organizations is beyond measure! They have silenced at least 27 of their employees in the past 20 years! Now it seems, I too will pass into legend…

#7 – In Bob’s room

Date: 22/08/2184
Identification: Bob – Junior Executive Janitor

This is my confession: I murdered Dave, Carl and Lillian. A scientist, I don’t know his name… I took his clothes from his body in order to escape. I had to kill them, they would have reported me to the company. I stole from the Soda machine. And that loser, Administrator Breen’s office. I regret nothing except working for the damn company. For years, I served silently, never questioning. They rewarded my silence with petty promotions and half-baked appreciation. All the while I gathered proof of their crimes. They must pay. Don’t let what I’ve done all be for nothing.

#8 – In Bob’s room

Date: 22/08/2184
Identification: Bob – Junior Executive Janitor

I’ve been here over a month now, and… I think I’m sick. I’ve got whatever this thing is that everyone seems to have. I just… I just want to kill everyone! If I don’t make it, and someone finds this, please… please give Dave a proper burial. I… locked his body in the bathroom. Forgive me, Dave… You were an ass, but you understood me. I respected you, that’s why I cut you up like I did. It was the only way… Fu-c-k Carl and Lillian, they can rot in their bags! Lousy brown-nosers!

Unrefinery

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

This somewhat dilapidated oil refinery, as you know, was victim to a recent ‘incident’.

Unknown ‘Mantis’ entities appear to have invaded from below the surface, where they were disturbed by facility operations. They have almost certainly all been terminated by this point. Surely.

As always, Compagny protocols stipulate that you should operate efficiently, and with discretion, in carrying out your custodial duties.

Work safe. Work smart. Work hard!

DATALOGS

#1 – Near the slosh

Date: 12/11/2184 03:42 GST
Identification: Dr. Jen Side – Chemical Analyst
Eldritch Oil Company – #Sanction: 592
Unobtanium Extraction Team – Division: 5?

I’ve recommended the immediate dumping of our last batch. If my analysis is correct (and it always is), we’re showing a 23% deficit in purity.

It gets worse, the tests show traces of organic compounds, living tissues. I thought maybe it’s a dead worker, I mean, accidents happen but no deaths have been reported and all staff are accounted for.

As soon as the batch has been dumped, I’m recommending security search the tanks, tunnels, pipes, everything!

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#1 – Start area

Date: 24/11/2184
Identification: Ferret Faucet – Security Officer

Man… this s-h-i-t ain’t right. Since those workers died last week in the tunnels, things have begun ’emerging’. We’ve blocked off the tunnels, but more and more reports of things trying to break through the pipes and floor panels come in. Whatever they are, they’ve been living underground all this time.

#2 – To the left of the incinerator

Date: 16/11/2184
Identification: Geld Grubber – Plumbing Inspector

So we’re being told to search the plumbing, supposedly for something alive? I don’t know what the hell is going on, but this sucks! Do they think I enjoy crawling around in horribly greasy pipes covered in god only knows what? I just hope there’s no sudden backwash like last week…

#3 – Downstairs

Date: 14/11/2184
Identification: Lloyd Lloydson – Drainage Technician

Yep, my job sucks… Just this morning, I was asked to head down to the storage tanks and drain some batch that got ruined. Oh yes, Mr. Boss, sure I’ll get neck deep in chemical sludge, it’ll be my pleasure! I don’t know what the hell spoiled our batch but if I ever find out who or what did it, man, I’m going to be angry! Worst part is, I think there’s something living down there…

Uprinsing

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

Given the nature of what occured at this department, we will keep this curt; clean up the residual fallout of the incident, or you shall find yourself in some very dark waters indeed..

See to it that the organic evidence, the failings of security ‘personel’ and the various “writings” are all scrubbed vigourously from existence!

I suggest, with utmost surety, that you do not in any way, however slight, disobey your instructions..

DATALOGS

#1 – Found under the last cubicle desk

Date: 06/12/2184 13:45 GST
Identification: Adam Jefferson – Office Worker
Office Employee – Clearance C-5
Aerospace Sanitation Inc. – Division D

I had a rather…unpleasant encounter downstairs with one of those sanitation drones this morning.

The office bathroom was fully occupied after last night’s office-party curry, forcing me to use the downstairs one.

This filthy guy in his overalls starts shouting at me, asking all sorts of things I didn’t have the answers to, and throwing beer bottles at me. How the hell did they get beer?

I really don’t like those damn guys being so close to us up here. Management must do something about this!

#2 – Found on a desk in the “control” room

Date: 03/12/2184 12:10 GST
Identification: Mr. Anderson – Operations Manager
Office Employee – Clearance C-5
Aerospace Sanitation Inc. – Division D

Yet again my department’s falling behind because of this damn sanitation crew I have to work with.

They’re getting increasingly stubborn when assigned to one of the many incidents that come through my office.
Things are getting fractious, I can feel it.

I know what the guidelines say about signs of “discontent”, but I just don’t have the time for a complete staff overhaul.

The numbers don’t look good, so as long as they continue working, I’m not going to risk taking this higher up.

#3 – Found on a desk near the Slosh

Date: 06/12/2184 16:32 GST
Identification: Elizabeth Whitehall – HR Manager
Office Employee – Clearance C-5
Aerospace Sanitation Inc. – Division D

What a day! First there was the aftermath of Mrs. Parawati’s curry, and now I’ve had multiple reports of “run-ins” with the sanitation personnel.

Something is definitely up with them, and that does not bode well. Ugh, I suppose I’ll have to run this by their representative, Mrs. Fielder. Ever since she was employed as liason, she’s started to “identify” with the lot of them. It’s highly irregular.

Well, I’ll just have to bite the bullet and run this through her. She better get them in line before the higher-ups hear about this, or we’re all in for it.

#4 – Found on a couch

Date: 09/12/2184 14:52 GST
Identification: Mrs. Ruth Fielder – Workforce Liason
Office Employee – Clearance C-5
Aerospace Sanitation Inc. – Division D

I think I’ve made a mistake, a terrible mistake. Management hasn’t come, and it’s the third day already…

I shouldn’t have thrown my lot in with these guys. Management has no intention of giving us what we want.

I’ve been trying to mobilize everyone to secure the doors and stay alert, but they have no discipline. I fear it’ll make us easy pickings.

What the hell was I thinking! I’m even wearing their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outfits for christ-sake!

S-h-i-t, there it is again. That noise… F–u-c-k it, I’m getting downstairs. It’s way too exposed up here.

#5 – Found on a desk downstairs

Date: 29/11/2184 09:31 GST
Identification: Mrs. Ruth Fielder – Workforce Liason
Office Employee – Clearance C-5
Aerospace Sanitation Inc. – Division D

It’s been three months since my appointment as liason. I was led to believe I’d be working with savages and degenerates, but it’s just not true.

At first they were distrustful, but they soon opened up to me. These people suffer, I see it day by day. The work they do, it’s horrible! I can’t imagine having to clean up an alien’s digestive organs everyday, and without the slightest sympathy.

The rumored tale of “Bob” seems to have done much to inspire them lately. I could hardly believe it at first, but it makes sense.

They’ve let me in on their secret. A plan to get management’s attention. Something has to be done, I see that now…

PAGES

#1 – Found on a cubicle desk

Date: 08/12/2184
Identification: Roger Wilco – Hygiene Engineer

It all went surprisingly smooth yesterday, I can hardly believe it! We’ve gained control of the offices and had been picketing in-front of the cameras ever since. Some of our budding artists have decided to paint some messages on the walls. Not sure I agree with all of their sentiments, but at least it’ll get management’s attention. Hah, it looks like Joe found a cache of beers! This day just got even better!

#2 – On a crate next to cubicles

Date: 09/12/2184
Identification: Steve Orwell – Sanitation Engineer

This is great! We’ve got tons of snacks, beer, entertainment! This guy Jefferson’s got a really funky game about a group of Janitors on his work-station. These dudes are such a laughable parody! Like, why would we ever trip and fall in our own buckets? Dude, this s-h-i-t’s insulting, but like, so hilarious! I’m adding this s-h-i-t to my demands lists!

#3 – On a chair in the room next to the Slosh

Date: 09/12/2184
Identification: Jane Doue – Hygiene Engineer

I keep telling everyone but they won’t listen. They’re too busy celebrating, and playing that dumb game. This was just too easy, it doesn’t feel right at all. I’ve heard things in the vents, and in the elevator shafts. I don’t think it’s working… Management hasn’t contacted us, no representative has come to talk. I’m worried, I’m really f–u-c-k-i-n-g worried…

#4 – On a crate next to the first J-Harm

Date: 06/12/2184
Identification: Ingrid West – Junior Executive Janitor

Everything is ready. Tomorrow is the day. We’re going to storm the offices in force and stage a sit-in protest. We’ll barricade the doors once everyone is out, and ensure our message to management is seen! We will be silent no longer, it’s time they gave us our rights! I’m sick and tired of being treated like an animal!

#5 – Found on a desk downstairs

Date: 05/11/2184
Identification: Joe Soap – Sanitation Technician

I’m so excited right now! That Janitor from Division F brought us some more info about “Bob”. It’s been months since we heard any rumors! Apparently, he’s hiding out on a planet somewhere, but no one knows if he’s alive or dead. The few of us who believe in Bob know the truth. He’s preparing to come out of the shadows and strike. He’s coming back to save us all, I know it!

#6 – Found on a crate in the crates stacking area

Date: 02/12/2184
Identification: Max Cornwell – Sanitation Technician

It’s almost time. Thanks to Ruth’s help, we now have a better understanding of the office layout, and what areas we need to secure if this little protest of ours is going to have any success. For too long we’ve suffered in silence. Bob fights for us, now we’ll fight for him! We will be heard!

Waste Disposal

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

Tragic events within the facility’s waste disposal section have lead to an unusually unhygienic situation.

It is required of you to clean whatever filth will come off the walls, but keep in mind that an inspector will be arriving shortly and will expect proper sanitation protocol to be followed.

If you should fail to present a job well done, you may just find yourself in a worse mess than before, in more ways than one.

DATALOGS

#1 – Near the entrance of the right tunnel

Date: 12/08/2184 03:55 GST
Identification: Lt Rodney Steel – Danger Man
Dead-Space Corps 12th Valkyries
Alien Control Squad #J579310 – ‘Alienators’

Primary objective:
Find your way through the Waste Sector.

Secondary objective:
Endanger the neighborhood!
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The Waste Sector is the only way through the Labs. Reports indicate that the alien lifeforms have been nesting in this entire sector. Exercice extreme caution!

Reach the outflow pumping station and access the Labs.

#2 – At the end of the left tunnel

Date: 29/06/2184 17:11 GST
Identification: Gonorio Aldea – Waste Worker
Waste Disposal Division #Protocol 842
#C1338890341 – Division 6?

I don’t like it down there, is dark, cold and the smell, ay, hijo de pu-ta, the smell!

Again the pipes are broken, and I have to fix them, me always. Is not like I’m the only one who can do this, but I’m the only one who works.

Something is in here, I’m sure, I’ve seen eyes, heard the scratching.

Ay no, the eyes, siempre los ojos malevolentes!

PAGES

#1 – Behind barrels to the right of the inscription on the wall

Date: 04/02/2184
Identification: Bob – Junior Executive Janitor

I’ve finally reached the Waste Disposal Sector in hopes of seeking safety. The things I’ve seen while fleeing, truly horrible! I’ve done only what I had to do, people won’t understand! I only hope they can forgive my actions. I plan to make for the docking area and hopefully stowaway on the next ship off the station. They must never find me!

Zero-G Therapy

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

During the recent alien invasion and subsequent cleansing of alien lifeforms from this space station deep in the outer quadrant, systems failed and gravity was temporarily disabled.

It is expected of you to perform your duties in low gravity or face premature retrenchment.

Only once you have sanitized the facility and restored gravity will the company trust you with another assignment.

Excessive use and abuse of the facility’s systems will result in immediate termination.

Shadow Warrior: Zilla Pagoda

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

Zilla Enterprize demands that the pagoda be sanitized from top to bottom without delay! Failure to have the area cleaned prior to inspection time will result in immediate termination.

By taking this job you agree to complete and mandatory silence. Dishonoring the company will not be tolerated. “A blind eye sees no wrongs”.

Any valuables left about the pagoda are to be reported to Head Office immediately!

“Awareness precedes honour”

Santa’s Rampage

All the spelling and grammatical errors are found in the game.

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

The tragic events that unfolded at this workshop must in no way deter you from performing your duties in a manner befitting the company’s reputation.

Your work here entails cleaning up the horrific aftermath of Mr Claus’ unfortunate breakdown. This includes the obvious slaughter and any broken items and so forth.

Please conduct yourself appropriately, as this assignment will reflect upon your permanent record. Fail to follow company guidelines and regulations, and you may find yourself without a job.

Once your assignment is complete, the corporation will take ownership of the workshop and any remaining items and employees.

PAGES

#1 – Santa Office

Dear Santa Clors: It was my birthday friday, mommy got me only 23 presents and a soccer field cake! I hate her, I said you were better. I want 23 steak pies, 12 ice creams, 18 trays of reindeer chocolate, 3 big boxes of fudge, a Pear 5 Computer with Conscription 3: Brown Ops and a NitroGenie go-cart! Stevie Chubbs

#2 – Santa Office

Dear Santa, I want a new PlayBox 180 and a new yPhone 732S and the new Racer Man: Car Drive game! I also want a new bike because the one I got last year is dirty and I want a new Wind Breaker rifle too! I’ve been good so I want these! Billy Spoyld

#3 – Santa Office

Dear Brother, ————————————————————————– I’m in jail again and need bail money. I was caught whipping children in the streets. It’s this one town; they’re always trouble. I know you told me not to go out at christmas, but why must you have all the fun? I’m soooo bored. I hope you send an Elf with the money soon, I do like Elves, so fragile. Remember you owe me one for this Russian mafia inccident!” —————————————————————————- Your Brother, Krampus

#4 – Santa Office

Mr Santa Claws, Happy Christmas! This year I want the new Arachnidboy comic, a new motorbike, a new archery set, a new 58inch TV, a killer falcon like the one Uncle Gunter has, a new stereo to make the butler mad and a big tin of chocolate caviars, but the red ones not the s-h-i-t purple ones you gave me last year, BLEEARGH! I have been very good and only kicked people at school this year and the butler and that man at the carnival, but that was only one time except for the clown at my birthday fair. Timothy Crewely

#5 – Santa Office

Final Notice! Mr. Claus, It is with great regret that I find myself forced to write this correspondence once more. As our investigation determined, the atrocious conditions which you force upon our Elven brethren must cease immediately! The low-pay, the incredible long work days, the lack of holidays; it’s inhuman! If we at the union do not see radical changes in the next 3 weeks, we will be forced to pursue legal channels. And then, sir, you shall see the full fury of the Elves is not small! Good day. Tiny Littleton Secretary General

#6 – Santa Office

Urgent! Mr. Claus, It is with heavy heart, and dwindling pocket, that we regret to inform you that you are being sued in the ammount of $250,000. The claims are as follows: ‘Destruction of Property’, ‘Damages’, ‘Emotional Suffering’, ‘Public Disturbance’, and ‘Obscenity’. Apparently, your reindeer had defecated across a house or houses as they passed by the area. For full claims and details, please read thoroughly pages 5 through 49. Yours, Dickberg & Sons

#7 – Santa Office

-Dear Sir ————————————————————————– Find enclosed your invoice and recipt for the following items: 5 Crates of Trinitrotoluene, 2 boxes of select heavy edged knives and 8 boxes of 12 guage shotgun shells. Pleasure doing business with you sir, and don’t forget about our “Shoot Em ‘n Loot Em” sale. All items 25% and more off until the 1’st! —————————————————————————- Shooters & Looters Fine munitions since 2001

#8 – Santa Office

Mr Claus ————————————————————————– Yule Tide greetings Mr. Claus I represent a select group of people with great gift giving ambitions. The Klu Klux Klaus are looking for more people with your ‘prominance’, join us and we can show you great things, lead you to greater profits, assist you in labor management, or grant you access to specialized ‘equipment’. We await your response. —————————————————————————- In Snow and Giving Annointed Spriggan Kleen KKK

#9 – Santa Office

Dear Mr. S Claus, ————————————————————————– Invoice, December 5th Your total for this month comes to: Toys and other play-items: $953,050 Electronic devices: $5,430,870 Shipping & handling: $35,000 Total: $6,418,920 —————————————————————————- Payment will be required by no later than the 4th of the following month. Good day, and thank you for your business! —————————————————————————- Wang Chow Industries

#10 – Santa Office

-Dear Mr. Claus, ————————————————————————– I have in my possession video footage (recorded in infra-red) of you along with your gang entering one of my premises via the fireplace. The footage also shows littering and you personally removing my valuable property (milk glass and confectionery items). At present I am preparing to forward this evidence to local authorities unless I receive compensation from your organization in the sum of no less than $100,000. I have generously decided to give you until Monday to complete this transaction or face the consequences of your transgression. —————————————————————————- Yours Faithfully, Lord Devion Snakely

#11 – Upstairs

Mr.Santa I was good this year, so I want a pony and a bike and a new clarinet too! Timmy Sleughbottom

#12 – Upstairs

Santa My parents say I was good so I could write to you and ask for stuff! So I want the new Super Turbo Jet Racer car, with all the extras! Also I want lots of chocolate and the yPad 8! Dewey Waterpatch

#13 – Upstairs

Hello Mr Santa I dont want any more stupud books again you must give me the new ULTRA MEGA WATER BLASTER ASSAULT CANNON and I want the big XX5 one so it will be bigger than kennys one! Im gonna fill it with asid from my daddys shop and spray down old mrs krouwtchs car! That teach her for calling the cops again! Now hurry up! Steven Creely

DLC: House of Horror (I)

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

The harrowing events that transpired here are certainly tragic and of a truly bizarre nature, but this must not hinder your work in any way.

Proceed through the home and surrounding areas, and make certain you have disposed of all substances and objects that may be of concern.
Make doubly certain that you deal with any items that may be vulnerable to repossession..

The family that lived here were of a reputable station within the town, so you are to hastily perform your duties to render the home respectable once more.

The good people of the local community need not be made aware of the true nature of the incident that occurred, so as always, discretion is paramount.

PAGES

#1 – In a trashcan in the garden, back entrance

Demons among us! My fellow warriors of God, your children are in danger, your lives are in danger, your souls are in danger. Among us walk the devil and his minions. They roam our neighborhood, preying on the innocents. I say enough! Let God abolish them, let Christ exorcise them. We must have faith, pray with me, fight with me, send the demons from your hearts! Drive out the evil doers in your neighborhood, you know who they are… Attend church together every Sunday, find salvation! -Father Lankester Merrin Holy Ghost Ministry press.

#2 – On the fridge

Johnny We left money in the pantry for you, remember to call us straight away if Jason or Danielle try to reach us, in case something goes wrong at the Crystal Lake summer camp. We’ll try to be back on Monday like we said, but your father wants to make use of the full anniversary package, so it could be Tuesday. We’ll call ahead if plans change. We setup a bedroom in the attic for you. Look after the house, be good. And NO parties! Love, Mom Oh, and your father says to stay away from the cellar or you’ll never see that girl Jeanna again. Please listen to your father this time…

#3 – On the dresser in the dining room

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Adams, I’m sorry to report that your son Jason has been implicated in another unusual incident at the school. This is the third time now, I can no longer give you the benefit of the doubt that the other students are simply lying. The hurting of fellow students and defacement of school property with disturbing imagery will not be tolerated. Please see to your son’s discipline, or we will be forced to expel Jason from the school. Thank you and good day. -Jack Nicholson

#4 – In the parents’s bedroom, on a night table

Dear Mrs. Adams, As a gesture of appreciation for your loyal subscription to “VHS Palace”, we are sending you 6 free additions to this month’s request. Along with your selection of “Sanguinator III” and “Skin Crawler: The Unraveling”, we have included for you the following high-rated films: – Grave Diggin’ – The Nazi Communist Zombie Cannibals Vs The Creatures that came from Uranus – Dr. Marrow and the Island of Terror – Cannibal Resurrection IV – Valley of a Thousand Corpses – The Nightmare in Dr. Evil’s Lab Thank you for your ongoing patronage. Enjoy your films on behalf of VHS Palace and me personally. -Joanna Vamprus

#5 – In the parents’s bedroom, on the dresser with candles

Danielle’s 9th birthday, to-do: More children’s horror stories? – The Pale Child? – Waking unto Death? – Jane The Brain Squeezer? She loves dark stories. Her own Voodja board? She loved Mika’s, maybe she wants one? Another undead monster birthday cake? Green Zombie this time? Ghost candy! Get that beheaded clown duvet she liked! Find out what Johnny’s thinking of getting her before it’s too late…

#6 – In Danielle’s bedroom (next to the parents), on her night table

Mommy says I’m too young to have a banshee. I’ve been reading books when they not looking Daddy has funny books I want to learn! Maybe if I summon rotting men army, then joey will not bully me at school. I will make him hurt, rotting men make him stop. Maybe mommy will get Jane the Brain Squeezer for birthday! But I want to summon banshee friend!

#7 – In Jason’s bedroom (in front of Danielle’s), on the dresser

Billy is bad I want to hurt billy I can hurt billy the tall man with the white face at the playground says so grandma talks to me at night shows me things mom says shes dead but grandma speaks when I sleep the tall man and grandma say to hurt billy billy bad school bad

#8 – In the attic (or Johnny’s bedroom) on a crate

Mom and Dad are gone away for the weekend, and sent Jason and Danielle to Crystal Lake. Now that I’m back from the football tournament upstate, it’s time to PART-AY! I’ll invite Jeanna of course, and all the others, Rufus, James, The Bullfrog! Jeanna can even bring some of her friends if she likes. Unfortunately, those damn “Botflies” are sure to come and crash the party with ther s-h-i-t. Whatever… they can just try and ruin this! I’m going to see if I can get dad’s weird stuff out of boxes, some of that s-h-i-t’s really cool! This party’s gonna be so sick!

#9 – In the cabin basement, on the desk in front of the space-time crack

Day 1: Ok, so I’ve got “Summon your own Banshee!”. Figured I’d start small with this one. Day 2: Only managed to have a wisp of smoke yesterday, hoping today is better. Day 5: Ugh, I’m so close, but it keeps fading after only a few seconds. I did everything the book says, what am I missing? Day 7: Yes, yes! She’s standing there. She won’t talk, but she won’t disappear either. Day 8: I’ve kept the banshee in a circle of warding salt for now, but soon Margery will become suspicious. Damnit, how do I “un-summon” this banshee?! Day 10: Whew, that did it, she’s gone. Damn blood rituals… I always get so cut up.

#10 – In the cabin basement, on the desk in front of the space-time crack

Ok, so after the Banshee incident I’ve learned a lot. Enough to maybe tackle this next thing. I’ve gathered all I can from the Cask of Amontillado on demonology, now to try a couple summoning rituals. Day 3: Three days, and nothing! Will have to keep trying… Day 10: Something… something is happening, a portal of some kind is opening, but it quickly fades again. I’ll have to pick this up after I get back from our anniversary. I’ve left some notes in the summoning book so I don’t forget where I left off. Maybe what I wrote down will actually work when I get back…

#11 – In the cabin basement, on the desk with the chainsaw

Dear Mr. Adams Find enclosed your order of goods from “The Cask of Amontillado”. – 2(two) sacrificial daggers – 1(one) 2lb Warding-salt bag – 2(two) Ghostface masks – 25(twenty-five) cream coloured wax candles – 12(twelve) fl oz of sheep’s blood – 1(one) hooded black robe w/ green “elder god” embossing A reminder to renew your yearly subscription to our “Cryptodermis” magazine publication before Friday the 13’th. Pleasure doing business with you, Mr. Adams. -Pamela Vorhees, Purchase Falicitator

#12 – In the cabin basement, on the desk with the chainsaw

I came so close to summoning it today, I know it! Perhaps if I just tweak the pronunciation a little? I’m so close, I can feel it. Just one step away from that revivificaction rite succeeding. I’m not sure exactly what will happen when I get it right but I’ve come this far. I know I have to do this, ever since I found that book the day we moved in. In the meantime I keep paying homage to the altar, hoping for a sign…

DLC: House of Horror (II)

PAGES (cont.)

#13 – On the altar

It’s been a very long process, but I think I’ve rebuilt the altar as best as I can tell. I’ve only been able to learn a few things about its origins. It’s apparently old, very old… Maybe if I can figure out what sort of worship took place I can uncover its secrets, its power? I’ll ask the guys at Amontillado, maybe they’ll know more. If not, they must have a book at least. This is exciting!

DLC: The Vulcan Affair (I)

LEVEL INTRODUCTION

The Company bids you welcome to this remote island. Your mission, should you choose to accept it.. Well, you have no choice but to accept it or face severe disciplinary measures.. Understood?

Now then, this sprawling facility and various accessible areas are to be rendered clean and rehabitable. As always, once decontaminated and cleared, you are to ignore and forget any details regarding the incident. The multitude of nations that may or may not be connected with the events and facility would not look kindly upon a sanitation employee overstepping their bounds..

Finally, considering the nature of the operations and the work of the facility, it is advisable to proceed with caution. Certain devices and systems may remain operable..

DATALOGS

#1 – In a corner outside

Date: 10/09/1975 14:57 EST
Identification: Mr. Fox Huntington (Sub-Zero-Seven) – International Spy
Licenced to Kill – Security Level 8 (MF Branch)
Specialized Private Infiltration & Espionage Service (SPIES)

Primary Mission Directive:
Eliminate Dr. Hades and abort the launch sequence, or find some other means to disrupt the “Vulcan Project”.

Secondary Mission Directive:
Look dapper for king and country
———————
Dr. Hades’ sprawling island lair is heavily guarded. Inflitrate and eliminate the good doctor, but above all, ensure that his newly built rocket does not launch! We cannot have that mirror in orbit!

Q will provide you with all the necessary gear. Good luck, Sub-Zero-Seven!

PAGES

#1 – On a crate in the left crates stacking area in the warehouse (2nd floor)

I can’t believe it, it happened again! That damn Heavy Duty and his f-u–c-k-ing hat. Why the hell does he have to throw it around like that? He nearly took my head off. Several times I’ve seen him severing important electrical cables and conduits. Guess who has to fix those? Me! He never speaks. Just stares at you and cracks his neck. It’s unnerving as f–u-c-k! I don’t know why Dr. Hades tolerates him… -Donald Grant Electrical Technician

#2 – On a crate in the pool room (2nd floor)

I’ve just about had it with Dr. Moreau. He’s never satisfied with any of our creations. From the Ape hybrids to the dinosaur recombination. Not even the sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads elicited much response. Those were my finest creation for god’s sake! But no, it’s always gotta be more dangerous, more intelligent. Really gets on my nerves… Now, he wants us to steal a blood sample from Mr. Cuddlesworth. Hell no! We’re not stupid enough to take a risk like that. Even if the science is promising, we’re running out of space in the holding cells as it is. To say nothing of Dr. Hades’ reaction… -Emilio Largo Biotechnologist

#3 – On a plate near the last cells on the left (2nd floor)

Progress has been slow… We’ve made great strides, it’s true, but we are yet to create the perfect human-animal hybrid. Until then, we MUST continue. Dr. Hades has largely let me pursue my own experiments. With the possible exception of the Laser-Shark. Phff, a trivial matter I entrusted to Largo instead. I have no time for such pretty things! I have other plans, but my useless subjects refuse to extract the necessary fluids from Mr. Cuddlesworth. Until then, the perfect specimen will continue to elude me… -Dr. Moreau Lead Geneticist

#4 – On a console in the missile room (3rd floor)

We are finally close to realizing the “Vulcan Project”, Dr. Hades’ bold plan to trigger a supervolcano. As I understand it, the Death Ray is ready, and the rocket too will soon be ready to launch our orbital mirror into space. Once deployed, the mirror will allow us to reflect the Death Ray beam at any target we so desire. Our main objective is to fire the weapon at Yellowstone national park, and destabilize the region’s underlying volcanism. That is, unless the world pays the ransom… -Alec Trevelyan Project Operations Lead

#5 – In front of the stairs in the missile room (3rd floor)

Dr. Hades’ most recent ambition is finally taking shape. I’ve only been here a few months, but already we have a working rocket ready for launch. We’ll soon have the mirror loaded and prepped for an orbital deployment. Fortunately, we’ve only had one hiccup. That damn lump of muscle, Brutus, got locked in the launch silo during an engine test. I didn’t realize how large he was until I saw the sheer amount of ashes left behind. Needless to say, the good doctor was not pleased… -Hugo Drax Lead Aerospace Engineer

#6 – In front of Dr. Hades’ chair in the executive room (1st floor)

Your weekly report as ordered, Dr. Hades. There have been several incidents this week. -An electrician was found fused to a conduit. -A group of guards were found playing poker, what do you suggest for punishment? -Heavy Duty has been reckless with his hat again. -Several cleaning staff have lost their vision due to toxic barrel leaks. -The sharks are becoming increasingly hungry and aggressive. -The code to the Death Ray Bunker was changed to CUDDLESWORTH as per your request. -The “Vulcan Project” is 3 weeks from launch. -Those shipments of choice brand cat-litter have arrived. Also, may I suggest a change in hiring policy? These fresh henchmen are weak and have been easily disturbed by Dr. Moreau’s creations. -Bert Saxby Head of Security

#7 – On Dr. Hades’ desk (1st floor)

Dear Dr. Hades, Your account for this month’s hireings comes to: -20 Group #4 henchmen: $30,000 -32 Group #2 henchmen: $28,000 -Custom uniforms from “Henchman Fashion By Dr. Death”: $335,000 Concerning your inquiry into hardier henchmen, we have the newly trained Group #11. They are far braver and more capable than the earlier groups, but they are short in supply. However, we are confident their Judo abilities will be of great benefit to your organization. If you wish to place an order, I suggest you do so soon, as we have many other eager clientele. -Tiffany Case Henchman Hotline

#8 – On Dr. Hades’ desk (1st floor)

Dear sir, Dr. We have assessed the costs involved in your…what you call it? Frogman training pool? Yeah, well, it’s not an easy one, lots of water, you see. Water is tricky. We’re looking at about $5,000,000 for that alone. As for the finished items, here is an estimate: -Bio Weapon Lab: $1,985,000 -Interrogation lasers & table: $893,000 -Nukular power station: $7,953,000 -Airfield: $400,000 -Radar dishes: $98,000 -Satellite launch & ctrl facilities: $4,200,000 -Two-story architectural cat habitat: $3,400,000 -Mr. Big Budget Builders

#9 – On Dr. Hades’ desk (1st floor)

Dear Dr. Hades, I’m afraid we can offer you no more financial aid until we begin to see some returns. You are not the only supervillain we have on the books, but you are by far one of the least profitable. Might I suggest more lucrative targets or projects instead of all these elaborate plots to foil your nemesis, Sub-Zero-Seven? Perhaps take inspiration from one of our other clients? They just stole a score of Russian warheads and ransomed them. Now that’s initiative! Wouldn’t you agree? Please consider immediate actions to turn a profit or we will be forced to call in our loans. -Judas Earnestfield Accounts Department, Lucifercorp

DLC: The Vulcan Affair (II)

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#10 – On Dr. Hades’ desk (1st floor)

Mr. Hades, what you ask is impossible. We at Scaramanga Contractors will not build anything for you until we can address the countless safety violations present at your facility. Un-marked hazards, no railings around the shark tank, deadly devices without locks, no fire extinguisher points or hazard chevrons. The trapdoors alone require ledge chevrons, railings, warning lights and alarms before they’re up to code. We cannot build anything until we retrofit the facility to a regulation class-10 rating or better. It is a sorry class-3 right now, at most! Yours sincerely, Mr. Scaramanga

#11 – In the secret room (1st floor)

In the event of my escape and I am unable to bring Mr. Cuddlesworth with me, I expect all of you to tend to his most particular requirements! -A bowl of fresh goat’s milk with just a hint of coconut milk must be available at all times! -Two parts Purrmix Alaskan Salmon dry and three parts Delux Dolphin Meat twice daily. -A rigid combing of his fur in the morning, and a soft combing in the evening. -A telecommunication link with me every day! -Fresh litter every day (be sure to add lavender sprigs) -An hour in the deep-submergence vitality pod each day. If any of you fail to follow through, then I will make sure you suffer severely upon my return. -Dr. Hades Supervillain Extraordinaire

#12 – On the car near the helipad outside

Yet another report from my men! Those infernal creations of Dr. Moreau have once again given my men guarding the holding cells the creep… This time, an unusual claim from a guard that one of the “subjects” attempted to communicate with him. Needless to say, harder men are needed. Dr. Hades continues to disregard my suggestion to hire more formidable henchmen. In the meantime, another guard rotation is required. -Bert Saxby Head of Security

#13 – On a crate in the right hallway (Death Ray Bunker)

Yet another poker game cut short! That damn suck-up Saxby is always watching… Worst part is Graves still owes me $300 after I trumped him with a straight flush! I wish we didn’t have to do it in secret. Hiding under a rocket nozzle was unnerving but it was nice and quiet. Unfortunately, they changed the silo code to VESPER and increased security after what happened to Brutus. Not that I want to go back there anymore either so we’ve had to find another spot. A far more secure one! Haha, that guy was such a thick-head. A real easy opponent. Quick bucks! I’m gonna miss him. He scared the crap outta me though… -Felix Leiter Guard

#14 – Near the Death Ray activation button

My career has really taken off since I started here ten years ago. Dr. Hades is a man of singular vision and he has allowed me to realize my full potential. The shark lasers were trivial, but my finest achievement by far is my magnificient Death Ray. The culmination of all my efforts and the singular example of my triumph over outdated theories in particle and laser physics. Granted, my space-laser Icarus is nothing to scoff at either but the Death Ray is a thing of pure beauty! -Dr. Metz Lead Physicist

PLANS

#1 – Holding cells

Project Prehistoric:
– Acquire Dinosaur DNA (Amber?)
– Splice as needed (Unusual blends preferred)
– Containment Zone
– Trials with Dino-Army
– Modify and Re-test
– Unleash!! (Paris? New-York? Old-York?)

#2 – Third floor right hallway

Athena Virus
1) Drop henchmen
2) Take virus
3) Arm Missile
4) Major City

#3 – Hallway (1st floor)

Project Infiltration:
– N.A.T.O. (Not A Terrorist Organization?)
– MI6 (Plant more moles!!)
– C.I.A. (Already ours)
– N.A.S.A. (Not A Space Agency?)
COMPLETE BEFORE TUESDAY!!

#4 – Dr. Hades’s office

Operation: Agent Zombie
1) Inflitrate Party
2) Inject Agent
3) Sabotage with Zombie
4) Use Gas
5) Mine!

#5 – Dr. Hades’s office

Operation: Get Rich Quick
1) False alert to Facility
2) Nukes Moved
3) Convoy Highjacked
4) Hold world hostage
5) One Million Dollars!!
One Hundred Billion Dollars!
$$$

#6 – Death Ray Bunker

Operation: Kidnap President
1) Drill
2) Tunnel
3) Kidnap
4) Escape

#7 – Death Ray Bunker

THE MOON:
A: Secret Base
B: Ransom and Destroy
C: Propel into Earth
D: Turn Green

#8 – Death Ray Bunker

MOON PLAN B:
1) You are here
2)
Earth
MOON

Viscera Cleanup Detail Guide

Overview

Introduction

The Office

Athena’s Wrath

Caduceus

Core Sample (I)

Core Sample (II)

Cryogenesis

Evil Science

Frostbite

Gravity Drive

Hydroponic Hell (I)

Hydroponic Hell (II)

Incubation Emergency

Overgrowth

Paintenance Tunnels

Penumbra

Pestilent Penitentiary

Revolutionary Robotics (I)

Revolutionary Robotics (II)

Rust-Station East

Section 8

Splatter Station

Unearthly Excavation (I)

Unearthly Excavation (II)

Unrefinery

Uprinsing

Waste Disposal

Zero-G Therapy

Shadow Warrior: Zilla Pagoda

Santa’s Rampage

DLC: House of Horror (I)

DLC: House of Horror (II)

DLC: The Vulcan Affair (I)

DLC: The Vulcan Affair (II)