Fallout: New Vegas Guide

Fallout: New 🅱egas for Fallout: New Vegas

Fallout: New 🅱egas


Check my other guide about companions: Fallout New 🅱egas: Companions This guide will help you to get good.

B u l l s h i t

Man i love Fallout: New Vegas, but there is something wrong about it… Oh i know! This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, just take a look at the factions.

Caesar’s shameful legion.
Who the ♥♥♥ are these guys?
These kiddos act like they are in the Rome Empire, also they have slaves and they dont allow drugs, sad for you.

(They actually have a bull on their logo lmfao)

Cool New California Republic.
These boys act like they are good or something, but they just want to rule the Mojave
The New California Republic is a bunch of people, soldiers and politicians, some are good, some are bad, they are mostly bad.

Mr. Succ House.
Uh yes, im rich as ♥♥♥ and i want to rule New Vegas.
This boi is rich, and he wants to rule New Vegas because he payed a lot of money for it.

Glorious Brotherhood Of Steel.
Hello, we are actually the coolest faction in New Vegas. Wanna join us? ♥♥♥♥ off.
This faction is the coolest one, they are the neutral guys who just want to live and acquire KNOWLEDGE, they also wear the coolest armors in the game.

Yes man.
Hi, i am your friend and i will help you to be the coolest guy in the world.
This robot is your trully friend, he is smart, he is loyal, i appreciate that.

Followers of the Apocalypse.
♥♥♥♥ the power, we just want to fix the world.
These guys are the most friendly and gentle of the game, they dont want to have power or rule the world, they just want to heal people and solve problems.

Enclave loves the D.
We are the most powerfull faction in the entire Fallout lore, but they forgot to place us in the game xD.
This is the most powerfull faction in the entire game, they wear cool armors like the Glorious Brotherhood Of Steel, and they have cool af weapons, but they dont appear in this game :C.

Badass Boomers.
There is a guy entering in our perimeter, just throw some bombs at him idk.
These fellas lived alone and isolated, until you entered in their base and become his friend. ( After they throw at you some bombs, of course ).

Dank Great Khan’s.
We are the cool warriors faction, and we also make drugs.
They are a bunch of Dank Meme Warriors, they like to do drugs, they mostly sell it.

Deathclaws & Cazador.
When you see a Cazador or a Deathclaw nearby you, all you can do, is accept your fate and hope they kill you fast.
These 2 enemies are special, they are not wild animals that will run towards and attack you, they will act like serial killers, the Cazador will strike in groups, and the Deathclaw will be mostly alone, but he will dodge your shots, in conclussion, they are so smart to be classified as normal enemies.
(Deathclaw=Left, Cazador=Right)


Now that you know every important faction in New Memegas, Im going to teach you how to treat them.

-Kill the Legion, no one cares about thei ♥♥♥♥.
-Cooperate with the NCR or just ignore them, they just love memes.
-Kill Mr.House, he is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and he dont tolerate the Glorious Brotherhood of Steel.
-Praise the Brotherhood of Steel, because they are cool.
-Follow Yes Man instruction, and you will become the king of New Vegas.
-Help the Followers of the Apocalypse, they are good guys.
-♥♥♥♥ the Enclave, you know, they dont appear in this game.
-Join the Boomers, they become good friends when you help them.
-Help the Great Khan’s before they get betrayed from the Legion.
-♥♥♥♥ every single Cazador and Deathclaw you meet, otherwise they will steal your memes.

Thats all! You should be good now. Enjoy the game!