Overview
Hello! Today I will be taking you through my top 10 pro gamer expertise tips on how not to suck!
Starting Out
1) Okay, so realistically the first thing you want to do to open every door on the ship, if your crew has a red bar above their head, that’s just the bad vibes exiting their body.
2) Just before all of the bad vibes leave your crew’s bodies you want to have them stationed in the med-bay, indicated by the plus sign. This will keep your crew from dying of a heart attack due to the rate at which the bad vibes are being released.
3) Now your crew is depression free, make sure you remember to click on the ship icon, find your cargo tab and then throw everything – even the weapons away, this will help you use less fuel and make sure you don’t accidentally destroy someone’s ship with those good for nothing weapons!
4) Send one of your crew members to the piloting room, and prepare for an FTL jump! On the map you want to be travelling to the nodes which are furthest away from the “exit” node, those are only there to trick you, and slow your progress.
5) In the event you encounter a ship, you might be given some dialogue options, at this point, you have to start simping. These ships may not look like your ordinary E-girl, but you better treat them like one, hopefully they are pleased by your efforts or just take pity on you and leave.
6) Assuming the ship attacks you, since you are terrible at the game, you’ve got two options, you can alt+f4 or you can attempt to withstand their weapons whilst your FTL drive loads, when it does load, you need to mkae sure to travel to any avalible blue nodes as they are the safest to travel to.
7) After a while, you may find yourself surrounded by the “Federation Fleet”, they are deadly, as no simping technique will win them over, since they are after your gucci drip. Your only option here is to accept your fate or run.
8) If you somehow have managed to survive up until this point, you might have encountered a shop, when you arrive here, you want to sell everything in your possession and use all the scrap to buy drone parts, if you manage to collect 69 of these drone parts you can build optimus prime and win the game.
9) After some travelling through deep space for long enough, you may have encountered some decisions you can make. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU EVER CHOOSE A BLUE OPTION. They always result in a bad or unfavourable result such as extra missiles or a weapon, which would ruin your entire strategy!
10) You should now be on sector 8, ready to face off against the rebel flagship! Since you have been collecting drone parts, you can now make optimus prime! After creating him he will fly towards the enemy and destroy it entirely, you win!
Congratulations on getting to the end of this guide! Hopefully with all this knowledge you’ve been blessed with, you are now able to not suck and beat the game. I hope this helps! Please leave a comment if you have any ideas on how to improve on this godlike strategy!