Overview
A fool’s guide to win every dice game
Intro
Heyo, in this guide I’m gonna get you to a position where you can win every dice game. I’m not at any rate an expert at this game, I’ve only played for 52 hours at the time I created this guide. But that 52 hours at least got 4 hours of me playing dice in it (Lol I’m awful).
MY WAY of winning dice games.
I don’t do it because I want to get this achievement. I do this because I’m such a procrastinating bastard, I even procrastinate IN A F***ING GAME. Lol, but I enjoyed it tho. I play dice almost every evening in game time, while in real life I enjoyed my coffee and listening to good music.
A game of dice is gambling for f**k sake. Just like in real life, if you want to enjoy gambling, GET SOME MONEY. Gambles with all your money is dumb. After all, a dice game is luck-based. And I’m not very lucky, maybe you’re not too. So how can I get 4000 score in one turn almost everyday? Great question! But first, enjoy the game.
Meh, I don’t use it. I have, but I don’t like it. OG DICE ONLY BABY!
This is your bread and butter. Not any special dice, not some fancy strategy that requires you to have this dice and this dice, and throw until specific opportunities window and you can win game with one turn. NO! And don’t threaten the opposing player for fu*k sake, he’s just a simple and dumb man willing to lose to a guy like me everyday. (No, the game don’t allow you to threaten them)
As I said, get this perk. When your agility hit 12, GET THIS PERK. OK?
Last but not least, trust this mighty perk. Don’t listen to your opponent saying “If i were in your shoes BLABLABLA”. TAKE THE RISK, your hands are now super agile that you don’t have to worry about any busts. It happens (bust), but don’t give up. Keep rolling until you get your desired score (Have to be better than 2000. If not, you’re a f***ing p*s*y). If it’s easy for me, it’s easy for you.
TRUST. THE. MIGHTY. PERK.
Cheers!