Overview
This was my attempt at using google translate on terms that might be used in Company of Heroes with people who I presumably think speak chinesE. I will never know since none of them ever typed anything coherent back. At least not coherent to my knowledge…. and they all sounded angry.Not that I would know. It just all had so many excalmation marks.Oh well.这是我在使用谷歌就可能在英雄连的人谁我大概想讲中国被使用的术语翻译的尝试。我永远都不会知道，因为他们没有过任何类型的连贯回来。至少不连贯我的知识。……他们都满面怒容。这并不是说我就知道。它只是所有有这么多的惊叹号。好吧。
Tactical Gaming Chinese for the people who love Company of Heroes and RTS games.
Tactical Gaming Chinese for the people who love Company of Heroes and RTS games.
By Lewis “Black Seven” T., and Leo the unnamed chinese who I will not name… oh ♥♥♥♥.
WARNING! USE IT WITH ACTUAL CHINESE SPEAKING PEOPLE AT YOUR OWN RISK.
終極戰略游戲中文指南: 警告! 和任何說中文的朋友分享後果自負!
刘易斯“黯七”T.
Please dont let the computer rape my base.
请帮我从我的肛门部署本身造成破坏停止电脑。
Qǐng bāng wǒ cóng wǒ de gāngmén bùshǔ běnshēn zàochéng pòhuài tíngzhǐ diànnǎo.
Please dont let the computer rape me.
请不要让电脑肛门解构了我。
Qǐng bùyào ràng diànnǎo gāngmén jiěgòule wǒ.
My base is under attack. Help me. I’m getting raped.
他们都在我的基地。他们肛门采购狗屎失控了我。
Tāmen dōu zài wǒ de jīdì. Tāmen gāngmén cǎigòu gǒu shǐ shīkòngle wǒ.
My base is being destroyed. Help me. They are raping me, I’m about to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥!
我基地遭到破坏。 帮我。我被扣留肛门破坏马上要性交。
Wǒ jīdì zāo dào pòhuài. Bāng wǒ. Wǒ bèi kòuliú gāngmén pòhuài mǎshàng yào xìngjiāo.
My base is being anally pounded by artillery, hard. Like really hard, like prison rape hard. Need Help.
我的基地正在大规模肛门炮兵捣烂，质硬。像真的很难，就像监狱强奸辛苦。 需要帮忙。
Wǒ de jīdì zhèngzài dà guīmó gāngmén pàobīng dǎo làn, zhì yìng. Xiàng zhēn de hěn nán, jiù xiàng jiānyù qiángjiān xīnkǔ. Xūyào bāngmáng.
I need a ♥♥♥♥ ton of fuel, or else I will get anally steamrolled by the computer. Lets get that Fuel point.
我需要一个狗屎吨燃油，否则我会被硬计算机得到肛门压倒。让我们得到了燃料点。
Wǒ xūyào yīgè gǒu shǐ dūn rányóu, fǒuzé wǒ huì bèi yìng jìsuànjī dédào gāngmén yādǎo. Ràng wǒmen dédàole ránliào diǎn.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, computer pushing hard on my left. Help me to counter their flank attack or else I will be anally raped.
神圣的狗屎，计算机硬推在我的左边。帮我对付他们的侧翼进攻，否则我将肛门人类毁灭的过程。
Shénshèng de gǒu shǐ, jìsuànjī yìng tuī zài wǒ de zuǒbiān. Bāng wǒ duìfù tāmen de cèyì jìngōng, fǒuzé wǒ jiāng gāngmén rénlèi huǐmiè de guòchéng.
I will hold off the computer and get anally raped in the middle, so get that heavy armor out so my rape is not in vain!
我将举行关了电脑，并获得在中间肛门强奸，所以得到重型装甲了，所以我的肛门掠夺是没有白费！
Wǒ jiāng jǔxíng guānle diànnǎo, bìng huòdé zài zhōngjiān gāngmén qiángjiān, suǒyǐ dédào zhòngxíng zhuāngjiǎle, suǒyǐ wǒ de gāngmén lüèduó shì méiyǒu báifèi!
Dont worry! I will just blow up that bridge on the upper left and the computer will not be able to rush us, almost done with the demolition charges, all I need is.. oh ♥♥♥♥, Nevermind, Sorry. We are so getting raped now.
不要担心，您！我会尽快炸毁了一些，大桥只是在左上角，计算机将不能赶我们，拆迁费用几乎准备就绪，这将大大方便我们…哦，妈，没关系，对不起。我们因此让现在强奸。
Bùyào dānxīn, nín! Wǒ huì jǐnkuài zhà huǐle yīxiē, dàqiáo zhǐshì zài zuǒshàng jiǎo, jìsuànjī jiāng bùnéng gǎn wǒmen, chāiqiān fèiyòng jīhū zhǔnbèi jiùxù, zhè jiāng dàdà fāngbiàn wǒmen… Ó, mā, méiguānxì, duìbùqǐ. Wǒmen yīncǐ ràng xiànzài qiángjiān.
Computer used a Nuclear grenade on me, my troops are all dead and burning. Your eleven mortar squads might get sodomized soon.
计算机使用核手榴弹在我身上，我的部队都死和燃烧。你的11迫击炮小队可能会被很快鸡奸。
Jìsuànjī shǐyòng hé shǒuliúdàn zài wǒ shēnshang, wǒ de bùduì dōu sǐ hé ránshāo. Nǐ de 11 pò jí pào xiǎoduì kěnéng huì bèi hěn kuài jījiān.
Your eleven fully veteran mortar squads killed the enemy troops, my troops, and everyone elses. Maybe some micro managing would be nice. Mortar rape is not fun.
你完全11迫击炮老牌敢死队杀死敌人的部队，我的部队，每个人都别人的。也许有些微管理将是很好。砂浆奸不好玩。
Nǐ wánquán 11 pò jí pào lǎopái gǎnsǐduì shā sǐ dírén de bùduì, wǒ de bùduì, měi gèrén dōu biérén de. Yěxǔ yǒuxiē wéi guǎnlǐ jiāng shì hěn hǎo. Shājiāng jiān bù hǎowán.
Becareful! That bridge you are trying to cross is damaged pretty badly and might collapse, you might not want to risk loosing your King Tiger,… oh ♥♥♥♥! Better start saving up for another one. Better luck next time!
小心！您要走过这座桥是相当严重损坏，并可能崩溃，你可能不希望冒险失去你的虎王， …哦，他妈的！更好的开始存钱了一个又一个。下次运气更好！
Xiǎoxīn! Nín yào zǒuguò zhè zuò qiáo shì xiāngdāng yánzhòng sǔnhuài, bìng kěnéng bēngkuì, nǐ kěnéng bù xīwàng màoxiǎn shīqù nǐ de hǔ wáng, … Ó, tā mā de! Gèng hǎo de kāishǐ cún qiánle yīgè yòu yīgè. Xià cì yùnqì gèng hǎo!
Holy ♥♥♥♥! Red Smoke on your troops, might be enemy artillery, quickly leave the area just to be safe!
圣他妈的！在你的部队红烟，可能是敌方火炮，迅速离开该地区只是为了安全的！
Shèng tā mā de! Zài nǐ de bùduì hóng yān, kěnéng shì dí fāng huǒpào, xùnsù líkāi gāi dìqū zhǐshì wèile ānquán de!
They just killed my anti tank gun and there are two tanks though our lines… Oh my God! No one made any anti tank ♥♥♥♥? Imminent sodomy is at hand.
他们只是杀了我的反坦克炮，有两辆坦克，虽然我们的防线……哦，我的上帝！没有人提出任何反坦克狗屎？迫在眉睫鸡奸就在眼前。
Tāmen zhǐshì shāle wǒ de fǎn tǎnkè pào, yǒu liǎng liàng tǎnkè, suīrán wǒmen de fángxiàn…… Ó, wǒ de shàngdì! Méiyǒu rén tíchū rènhé fǎn tǎnkè gǒu shǐ? Pòzàiméijié jījiān jiù zài yǎnqián.
Computer is dropping paratroopers on your base, you should build some anti aircraft artillery to shot them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ down before they get a chance to deploy them sons of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
电脑正在下降的基础上，伞兵，你应该建立一些反高炮出手他们怎么下来，他们得到一个机会来部署他们骂的儿子面前！
Diànnǎo zhèngzài xiàjiàng de jīchǔ shàng, sǎnbīng, nǐ yīnggāi jiànlì yīxiē fǎn gāo pào chūshǒu tāmen zěnme xiàlái, tāmen dédào yīgè jīhuì lái bùshǔ tāmen mà de érzi miànqián!
Remember to have fun in the game and enjoy yourself! Cheers!
记得有乐趣的游戏，尽情享受！ 吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮!
Jìdé yǒu lèqù de yóuxì, jìnqíng xiǎngshòu! Chī pútáo bù tǔ pútáo pí!
Thank you Google!
谢谢你谷歌大神！
Xièxiè nǐ gǔgē dashen!