Overview
This guide will help you in the quest for completing all the challenges in goat simulator. One way to make this guide easier is getting the ‘Jumpy Goat’ mod from the workshop. Another thing is to get a random map from the workshop.
Introduction
PLEASE READ
This is for the in game challenges and does not include achievments. For a guide to steam achievements go to the link at the bottom.
After getting all the challlenges and almost all the achievements (I can’t find a trophy for the Try Hard achievement) I have decided to help others on the quest to reach my state in the game of Goat Simulator.
I suggest downloading the ‘Jumpy Goat’ mod before starting on this trek as it will help you on multiple challenges.
I have not included the subtitles for the challenges as some of them are explicit. (You
can disable Explicit Content in settings if you feel like I do about these explicities.)
Some of the challenges work well with other challenges and may not be in order.
I apoligize in advance for the lack of screenshots.
Tank You for using this guide
티아라 or Paytonamore
Jumping
Simple
Jump over one of the fences you are inclosed in.
Airheight Easy, Normal, and Hard
The easiest way to complete these three is to start a custom game with the infinite jump mutator from the ‘Jumpy Goat’ mod. All you have to do is keep jumping till you get all three.
If you want to complete without mods read on below.
Easy:
Go into the house and climb up the stairs and headbut a window. Jump out and it should complete the challenge
Normal and Hard:
You wil have to go to the Low Gravity Testing Facility to complete this. A way to get in is to the far right if you are facing the front of the facility. Jump on a rock then jump over the fence and headbutt the brown container doors to get in. Go up the ramp and into the room with the giant fan. Go up the smaller fan to shoot out the roof and you should complete the challenges.
Knocking Easy-Hard and Michael Bay
Knocking Easy, Normal, and Hard:
This one takes little luck on the Hard one but there are ways to make it easier.
First, go in the batting cage to the left of thee spawn and lick a baseball.he, go to the gas staion and drop the baseball. Headbutt the gas pump next to the car to get the Michael Bay challenge and hopefully the baseball will go far enough to get all three knocking challenges. If you didn’t get the Michael Bay challenge go back and hit all the gas pumps.
Flipping Easy-Hard
If you have the ‘Jumpy Goat’ mod then you should jump really high. While doing this hold right mouse and the W or S key to perform flips after you have the required amont fall. Jump right before you land to stop momentum and land safely.
Without the mod
Flipping Easy, Normal and Hard:
To get easy and maybe normal perform flips on a trampoline. (To perform flips hold the right mouse button and the W or S key.) For Hard you will need to jump off a high place with hte angel goat mutator. In mid-air you will need to hold R and do the flips.
Tip: You need to be upright on landing.
Biggest Combo Easy-Hard
No surefire way to get these
Just go around a small area and keep headbutting and licking everything till you get the required combo multiplyer.
Airtime Easy-Hard
No surefire way to get these either.
With the ‘Jumpy Goat’ mod you can go up in air until you get them.
A good way to try is to go in the Low Gravity Testing Facility (see Airheight challenge for how to get in) with the Angel Goat mutator. Go to the giant fan room and hold R while in to slowly float around.
Car Accident
Pretty self explanitory.
Go to the main road and wait for a car or truck to hit you.
Total Score Easy-Hard and Trash Goathenge
These are the only challenges I had to use the ‘Jumpy Goat’ mod (link in Introduction).
Go to Goathenge off the fields right in front of the spawn. Headbutt all the stones to get the Trash Goathenge challenge. Stay there.
WITH MOD:
Total Score Easy, Normal, and Hard:
Lick the biggest Goathenge stone you can find. Using the Angel Goat and Infinite Jump* mutators jump up really high with the stone. Now, holding R, while decending hold the Right mouse button and the W and A keys and do as many rotations as possible. When you are close to the ground you can just jump back up. IMPORTANT-When you finally land keep kicking and headbutting the Goathenge stone. This will multiply your score to ensure you get the required amount of points.
In the screenshot below I don’t have the Goathenge stone but imagine the score times 8 or so.
WITHOUT MOD:
Total score Easy:
Keep doing flips and get all the “Purple Points” (these are special points earned by doing special things) you can get. Get multipliers kind of like how I described them above. Above all else play till you get it.
Total score Normal and Hard:
Takes determination, an hour or a few, and God’s help
*The Angel Goat mutator can be easily obtained by going afk for 5 minutes. The Infinite Jump mutator comes with the ‘Jumpy Goat’ mod. These mutators can be equipped via Custom Game.
Hunt
Can seem hard if you don’t know what to do. Thats why you are reading this guide though. First, go to the protesters’ (to the right and across the road from the spawn) area. Then, just jump in and headbutt someone.
Goat Castle
If you are not at the spawn go ahead and pause so you can respawn
If you go foward you see a small tower. Go up the spiral stairs and into the top opening. You will be flung into goat castle. Walk past the bowing goats and sit on the demon looking throne. You should be engulfed in flame and hear a sharp, harsh breathing sound. After this you will teleport back to the spawn as the Goat Queen.
Ritual
An easy way to get this is first get the Goat Queen mutator (set in custom game or refer to Goat Castle challenge). Go to the partiers near the pool but outside the actual pool area. Go up the hill until you reach the goatagram. It will tell you to gather the sacrifices. While on the goatagram press R to summon five goat minions. After engulfed in flame you should get the demon goat mutator and complete the challenge.
Baa
Another self-explanitory challenge. Keep pressing the 1 key until completed.
Trophies
I don’t know the location of all the trophies and there isn’t a specific way to look.
The easiest way to complete this is for you to open a map in custom game other than the default and it should give it to you.
If you want to legitimatly find them I suggest looking at the Try Hard section of this Guide for all Achievements. [link]
New challenges 1.1
The challenges below have been added to accomadate patch 1.1 and the new challenges
Your challanges are reset after this patch you will have to get them again
I will edit these a lot because i still dont know them all
Do not expect these to be in order
If you know how to accomplish some challenges that I don’t please post solution in comments
Bicycle, Longboard
Longboard challenge for bay city only
To complete these it is best to go to the small skate park to the far lft of the original spawn point an then press R next to the bike. Then get off and do the same to the longboard.(like a skateboard)
Manual Points, Manual Combo
A little dificult to pull off.
First, you have to manual walk by pressing W then S and then using those keys to balance. To land you can jump and it will keep the points. To get the challenges you have to either get it in one go (really hard) or combo them together which will give you the other challenge. Although you can get them easier in slow-motion (F)
Race
Find a race marker in the city and right click to start. In the race shown you have to ride a bike through all the checkpoints.