Getting the “Broom Closet” Ending

Overview

How To Get the Broom Closet Ending

How to Get to the Broom Closet

1: Wake up in your office.
2: Follow the narrator’s voice.
3: Choose the Left door.
4: Pass through the Meeting Room.
5: You have arrived at the Broom Closet.

How to Get the Broom Closet Ending

1: Continue past the Broom Closet to the next door.
2: Turn back as soon as the door begins to close, and lock yourself inside the Hall with the Broom Closet.
3: Now that you are trapped for eternity, please enter the Broom Closet.
4: Stay in the Broom Closet to listen to the Narrator’s story of the Broom Closet.
5: You are still trapped for eternity in hall with a Broom Closet.
6: Enjoy/Dislike your eternity trapped near/in a Broom Closet.

**Please Note, that there is no known escape from this ending. You are Stanley, and this is your Broom Closet now.

How to Enjoy Your Broom Closet Ending

1: Stand in a Corner.
2: Look at all the neat tools you cannot lift or move, cause they are heavier then your combined muscle strength.
3: Stare at the light.
4: Stare into the mop bucket.
5: Consider your plans for the future. Oh my, this wall simply is dreadful. You should consider some sort of painting.
6: Stand in a different Corner then in step 1.
7: There are others corners as well.
8: Open and Close the door to your own liking.
9: Entertain any guests that may or may not stop by. It may seem unlikely that you will ever have a guest, but so does being trapped near a Broom Closet, doesn’t it?
9: Something not on this list that this author could not begin to guess.

**Please Remember, this is your Broom Closet. Don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise.