Overview
This is a complete guide for the game Goat Simulator. In this guide you will find walkthroughts for every achievement in the game Goat Simulator, a list of secrets, unlockables, and a brief guide of the locations of all the goat statues and goat relics in the game which is found under the section named “Collectables”. Also I just wanted to thenk everyone and anyone who check out this guide! It’s has had a lot more visitors, favourites and ratings than I expected it would! So thanks for just checking it out 😀 If you have any questions or suggestions then be sure to share them in the comments below :)UPDATE! – This guide is undergoing MAJOR updates! I am revamping it with images, alphabetical listing to make it easier to read, grammar fixes throughout the entire guide, more information for better understanding, more sections with more content and maybe more! I have not been focusing on this guide as much as I would like to but now I have some free time so yay!Also I reply to every comment I see, If I don’t reply to you then send one more, don’t spam for my attention please as I’ll try to help you as soon as I can!
Goatville
To complete this achievement, you must travel to the top of the fields where the red ring is with people surriounding it. You must headbutt, kick or lick all four goats that appear one by one out of the ring to win.
To complete this achievement you must not harm or destroy anything for 5 minutes.
To complete this achievement you must jump on every trampoline on the map consecutively without hitting the ground, I recommend starting with the trampoline on top of the construction site and ending with the trampoline which is located next door to your house. (When you reach a certain height you will see the next trampoline in the sequence)
To complete this achievement you must go to the path up the hill where the party is and push the giant boulder down onto the party goers.
To complete this achievement you must pull someone onto the treadmill in your house’s garage.
To complete this achievement you must take 5 people (sacrafices) to the top of the hill next to the party onto the pentagram on the floor.
To complete this achievement you must pull the giant boulder (which is located next to the party on the hill) onto the hillbilly who is driving his car in the fields.
To complete this achievement you must traverse up the small goat tower in your backyard where you spawn.
To complete this achievement you must get to the very top of the crane next to the construction site, you need to get to the top of the construction site and jump on the fans there, I recommend that you use Angel Goat to hover. As you keep jumping and get above the height of the crane you can hover over and land on the top
To complete this achievement you must enter the goat tower and sit on the throne inside.
Go to the party near the protesters and you should see a large grey toaster, headbutt it and a piece of bread should appear on the blue roof above you, lick the bread and put it back in the toaster, now go down the street and you should see another piece of toast going down the side walk and across the road, it will loop this path unless you lick it, do that and bring it to the toaster and put it inside, now if you push down on the toaster the bread should start cooking and finish the achievement.
To complete this achievement you must do 10 forward/back flips and land successfully, which is easily achieved with the Angel Goat if you jump off the top of the crane, hover and flip.
To complete this achievement you must lick the Sanctum 2 Walker statue in the treehouse next to the trampoline beside your house.
To complete this achievement you must bounce 100 times on matresses within the time frame of 30 seconds. You will need to go to the second last story of the construction site with the trampolines on the floor and roof to complete this achievement.
To complete this achievement you will need to lick the hanging glider that flies around the map, it is recommend that you play as the angel goat which makes it easier to aim. To get to the same height as the glider you will need to climb the crane next to the construction site.
To complete this achievement you must lick the Sanctum 1 Walker statue located inside your house upstairs in a bedroom.
To complete this achievement you must go to the man at the gas station who is currently refuelling his car and kick him with your hind legs by walking backwards then clicking.
To complete this achievement you must take the b(e)acon that is in your garage on the table to the far end of the field where the crop circle is, there is a metal pole that doesnt have a b(e)acon on so is you take the b(e)acon over there and put it on the pole and then baa (press 1). It will call for a UFO that will take you to space.
NOTE: Upon completion of the Rymdskepp i Rymden achievement your game may lag but you can just respawn and the lag will be fixed back on earth.
To complete this achievement you will need to get a score of 10 in Flappy Goat. This is by far the hardest achievement to get as there is no easy way of doing it, all you can do is play and pray. Flappy goat is located inside Coffee Stain Studios which is at the top of the hill (via the road). I recommend being the default goat for this achievement as the flap button is the [R] key which is the same key that activates a mutations power. This is difficult as flappy goat has a very slight delay when you press the [R] key and flappy goat has a large hit box. Good luck.
To complete this achievement you will need to collect every goat trophy scattered throughout the map, if you would like the locations of all the Goat Trophies then please see below in the section names “Collectables”.
To complete this achievement you need to have already grabbed both Sanctum 1 and 2 Walker statues and put them on the pentagram at the top of the hill next to the party. Next you will need to enter the crate that is being help by the crane next to the construction site. To do this I recommend being the angel goat so you can hover in from the crane. When you enter you will need to instantly headbut the robot or he will punch you. Then you need to lick him and take him to the pentagram and offer him as a secrafice along with the Sanctum 1 and 2 Walker statues.
To complete this achievement you must knock over every stone on the goathenge located in the field next to the hills.
Goat City Bay
Achievements!
A Story about my elevator – To complete this achievement you must jump into the water behind the hotel, to do this you need to swin out to the ocean towards the large whale, you will then be catapulted into the air, aim for the water.
A Story about my goat – To complete this achievement you must enter the green garage next to the huge blue ramps, there will be a crystal there and you then must lick it.
Builder Goat – To complete this achievement you must find all minecraft blocks throughout the level. (see below for details!)
Colombian Sugar Lord – To complete this achievement you must enter the pink house next to where you spawn, when you enter there will be some money and sugar, lick the sugar and run as fast as you can out of the door, down the hill, and into the water to touch the boat waiting in the marina before your “high” wears off.
Demogoat – To complete this achievement you must navigate to the top of the dam, there you will find clusters of gas canisters, there is a group of about 10 in the midle, headbutt them.
Disgusting – To complete this achievement you must enter the drain pipe in the river next to the carnival.
Don’t Panic – To complete this achievement you must use the elevator in the hotel to get to the top. Once at the roof of the hotel, jump down the back to the lower level pool. Using e lick the folded, white towel on the side of the pool and bring it to the abandoned UFO located past the blue half pipe, on the very top of the hill behind it. Look out for whales!
Flip-Kick – To complete this achievement you must locate the big blue ramps to the left of where you spawn at the bottom of the hill, and get to the top of the half pipe. Jump off the edge and backflip by holding the right mouse button and s. During your backflip, press the left mouse button to kick the large ball.
Goats ‘n’ Stuff – To complete this achievement you must enter the elevator in the hotel leading to the concert. Stand on the table in the middle to coplete the achievement.
Hat Simulator – To complete this achievement you must buy every hat in the hat shop.
I freaking love goats – To complete this achievement you must collect every golden goat trophy in Goat City Bay. (See below for locations).
Is that a goat? – To complete this achievement you must supercharge the roller coaster and then lick it.
Ling Ling into battle go – To complete this achievement you must re-enter the sewer pipe where you got the “Disgusting” achievement. Once inside the sewers, go into the first hallway on you left and you’ll meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Kick their turtly asses for this achievement.
Neckbeard – To complete this achievement you must spawn with the “Repulsive Goat” Modification on. This is unlocked by the “Disgusting” achievement located above. Immediately buy a Fedora and activate your repulsiveness by pressing r.
One Ball – To complete this achievement you must go to the bike rack on the side of the brown building with the red and white “Club Styu Man” sign (right next to the big, blue half pipe). Press r to ride a bike that’s sitting on the rack. Move the bike backward, then forward to lodge the front wheel on top of the rack. Ride the bike against the wall until the achievement pops up.
Powerhoof SMASH – To complete this achievement you must drag a civilian to the parking lot in front of the carnival. Drop him/her in front of a parked car. Turn so the person is behind your goat, hold s and press the left mouse button to kick your victim into a car.
Stand by for Goatfall – To complete this achievement you must complee all wallrun quests. (To see parkour look below.)
The Savage – To complete this achievement you must climb to the top of the middle wind turbine to find the wind statue. The wind turbines are white and located to the right of the hotels in the hills. After licking the wind statue, bring it to the altar directly behind the big, blue half pipe. Follow the path to the left of the half pipe to the wind altar.
Tony Goat – To complete this achievement you must complete all the manual quests
Valkryie – To complete this achievement you must get a civilian to ride on your back. Find the carnival and behind the roller coaster you’ll find a mechanical bull. Knock it over to get someone to ride you instead and take them to the top of the dam located to the direct left of where you spawn. Jump inside the catapult.
Gotta catch ’em all!- You need to collect all the goat mutators from the Goat City update.
Minecraft blocks! They are collectable around the map and when found the game gives you the choice to place down the discovered block! Here are the three locations of them:
The first block is near the giant blue half pipe to the left of where you spawn. Go through the center of the half pipe, directly up the hill, and the block is straight ahead underneath the trees.
The second is to the left of the hotel (facing away). Go down the street until you see a glowing, spinning bicycle symbol. Next to it should be a fan box blowing up, jump on it to fly onto the cliff. Go around and down the path until you’re below the cliff and you’ll see a grey block to your left.
The third block is on the opposite side of the carnival than the hotel. On a grassy ledge, overlooking the blue water-slide on the side of the carnival, there will be a small brown Minecraft box.
Goat Parkour! Yes… You can now be an assassin… Well not quite but you can parkour like one! If you sprint towards a wall then jump to it your goat will start to wallrun. Lots of fun to play with!
Co-op! You can now play local co-op with up to 4 people, you just need to go to custom game and actuvate the controllers by pushing the designated button 😀
Golden goat statue locations:
Inside the catapult near the dam. This is close to where you first spawn.
In the area with all the goats standing in trees, hiding in the grass.
By the tunnel entrance, on the main street. At the start of the small parkour area.
The highest platform of the parkour area.
On top of a water tower on buildings across from the Fair.
Between two glass sun roofs, near to the water tower.
Inside the art show/exhibit on the garbage can on a pedestal.
Under the bridge in front of the dam, on a ledge.
On the wooden walkways along the river, near the last statue.
Roof, near the guy having a barbeque. Across from the Hotel.
Nearby balcony by the last statue.
Billboard, on the roof facing the hotel.
In the alley with all the people dancing in piles of junk.
In the sewer, by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Can be accessed via the pipe along the river.
On top of the spinning ride in the fair ground, it is sometimes hidden while the ride goes up and down.
The boat docked in the Fair grounds.
At the very top of the roller coaster ride.
On the beach in the fair grounds, on some rocks.
On top of the ticket booth at the entrance to the Fair grounds.
Inside a window display on the main street.
In the lobby of the Hotel in the far left corner as you enter.
On the roof of the Hotel, where the party is. Above the concession stand.
Jump to the lower section of the hotel that faces the water. It is near the pool along the edge of the roof.
The collection of yellow buidling, on a balcony that is near the cliff with the windmills.
The white house above the yellow building, on the second floor of the house in the room with two beds.
Go to the other white house, it is in the bedroom.
In the pink house, on the stand behind the couch.
In the graveyard, on a cross gravestone.
Inside the room at the back of the Hotel, in the circular window in the center.
Ride the boat with the man in it by the hotel, survive the crash and find the last statue on the island.
Goat MMO Content
I’ve started work on the achievements and trophies, I’ll be releasing the Achievements first the finding out the locations of the trophies! After so long of the update being released I can finally get some of this done, time is still a problem but I’m prioritising this so the content should be here sooner rather than later! Thank’s for being patient 🙂 x
Secrets
Secrets –
Hidden Minigames:
In the Coffee Stain Studious house, there is a minigame upstairs on the plasma tv called “Flappy Goat” you would think that Flapy Goat is the only minigame available, however if you press backspace infront of the television you can play a number of hidden minigames called Drug Wars, Box Pusher, and Snake.
The Game Talks? – If you press ` which opens the console, you can enter a number of commands. But there is one that makes the game talk to you. If you type “say hello” the game will say “Hello”, if you type “say life is great” then the game will say “Life is great”. This is a fun, quirky and simple little addon to the game that makes me smile when I make it say stupid things :P.
Unlockables
Unlockables –
Goat Statues:
When you find and collect 5 goat trophies, you unlock the Tall Goat (Giraffe).
When you find and collect 10 goat trophies, you unlock the Feather Goat (Ostrich).
When you find and collect 20 goat trophies, you unlock the Giant Goat (Whale).
When you find and collect 30 goat trophies, you unlock the Space Goat (To my knowledge, it is a creature from the game Sanctum).
For the locations of the Goat Trophies, please see below in the “Collectables” section.
Goat Mutations:
These mutations are unlocked as soon as you start playing:
Blue Streak (Sonic Goat)
Italian Dinosaur (Yoshi Goat)
Jet Pack (Can be found beneath the ladder on the second floor of the construction building)
These mutations are unlocked through achievement completion:
Devil Goat (Unlocked through the Devil Goat achievement)
Goat Queen (Unlocked through the Become the Queen of Goat Ville achievement)
Goatborn (Unlocked through the Alexander Goatstafsson achievement)
Ripped Goat (Unlocked through the Alexander Goatstafsson achievement)
Robot Goat (Unlocked through the Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3? achievement)
Sweet Autumn Goat (Unlocked through the Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3? achievement)
Angel Goat (Unlocked through the Angel Goat achievement)
Collectables
Goat Trophies – Throughout the game of Goat Simulator you will come across small golden looking statues of goats. These statues reward you for collecting them (see above for details). There are 30 in the game map and I’m going to tell you where they all are!
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #1 – This trophy is located on the scaffolding above the control room in the Low Gravity Testing Facility. Jump into the room with the fans on the floor and I recommend using a small burst from the jet pack to land on top of the office. The trophy is in the far corner on the highest beam.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #2 – This trophy is located to the right of the outhouse.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #3 – This trophy is located on top of the shed used to get to the power lines.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #4 – This trophy is located behind the shed across from the school. Follow the building around the side facing the road.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #5 – This trophy is located behind the goat at the very top of the tower near the spawn.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #6 – This trophy is located on the edge of the size changing pit.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #7 – This trophy is located by using the fan in the Low Gravity Testing Facility, go up into the vent that shoots out from the roof.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #8 – This trophy is located to the right of the harvester, next to a small sedan.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #9 – This trophy is located inside the bushes underneath the water slide near the party.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #10 – This trophy is located on the very top of the crane. To get up there you will need to jump on the fans on the construction building.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #11 – This trophy is located on top of the Low Gravity building, under one of the spinning girders.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #12 – This trophy is located behind the Boulder of Doom next to the party.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #13 – This trophy is located up against the fence of the map behind the Goat Fightclub in the field.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #14 – This trophy is located under the power tower next to the Goatagram.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #15 – This trophy is located on the scaffolding platform on the roof of the construction site building.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #16 – This trophy is located under the bell on top of the school. To get under the bell you will need to be the default goat and ragdoll under.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #17 – This trophy is located on the power lines near the road. There is a shed on the side of the road with fans on top that will take you to it. Hit the fan and land on the lowest power line. I recommend using angel goat.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #18 – This trophy is located under the solitary tree in the middle of the fields.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #19 – This trophy is located on a limb on one of the two trees between the party and the empty pool.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #20 – This trophy is located inside the gas station.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #21 – This trophy is located on top of the diving boards at the empty pool.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #22 – This trophy is located inside the Coffee Stain Studios building.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #23 – This trophy is located in the blue shipping container hanging from the crane. To get into the container I recommend becoming angel goat then climbing the crane, then you want to jump off the first platform you reach on the crane and hover inside, it’s quite easy. But you want to instantly headbutt the robot you find inside to avoid getting punched.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #24 – This trophy is located behind the Protesters’ stage near the pool.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #25 – This trophy is located in a blue shipping container on the ground level of the construction site, near the road.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #26 – This trophy is located in the bedroom of the house next to the spawn point, it is hidden in a corner in the room to the right from the stairs.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #27 – This trophy is located on a box on the left side of the room just as you walk in to the throne room of the Goat Castle.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #28 – This trophy is located on the Coffee Stain Studios building chimney.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #29 – This trophy is located on the very top of the power line pole closest to the Goat Castle.
Hidden Goat Trophy Location #30 – This trophy is located in the greenhouse next to the Time Trial starting point, not the greenhouse near the spawn point.
I hope my brief guide on the locations of the statues helped! If you ever get stuck on one you might need to search up a YouTube video which will show you how to get them. Otherwise, happy hunting!
Goat Relics – There is a map called “Abu Goat” in the workshop that has collectable relics hidden throughout the map, I will show you a brief guide to the relics’ locations.
Hidden Goat Relic Location #1 – This relic is located in the house on the second story inside the bedroom.
Hidden Goat Relic Location #2 – This relic is located inside the ring at the skate park.
Hidden Goat Relic Location #3 – This relic is located right next to the spawn, just take a quick look around.
Hidden Goat Relic Location #4 – This relic is located beside the powerplant.
Hidden Goat Relic Location #5 – This relic is located ontop of the crane.
Hidden Goat Relic Location #6 – This relic is located inside the toilet.
Hidden Goat Relic Location #7 – This relic is located inside the temple, look left from the entrance.
Hidden Goat Relic Location #8 – This relic is located inside the temple, take a look around.