Goat Simulator Guide

GoatZ: Quests for Goat Simulator

GoatZ: Quests

Overview

Given the fact that some quests are kinda hard to solve, I think that a little guide is in order! I’m using the No Hunger mod for that by the way. While it’s preventing you to finish the quest with starving, it’s healing you too. And well, I prefer to explore and to find how to finish a quest without being forced to eat or to watch my health… (and there is also the bug at the crafting areas that makes you respawn in your coffin… no hurt, no hunger… but pressing R will always show the recipes…).

Crafting, trophies and achievements guides

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Reach the Voodoo Island

To reach the Voodoo island quicker than running or using the boat, just jump in the big hole behind the barn, where protesters are cornering an invader.

Killing related

Killer
  • Easy: Kill 3 zombies
  • Medium: Kill 5 zombies
  • Hard: Kill 10 zombies

These are easy: you have to kill by yourself the required number of zombies. Every type count: goat, elephant, human, dead ghost anything, etc..

While I didn’t try to see if explosions or water can help, I do know that setting zombies on fire will not count.

Hannigoat
  • Easy: Kill 1 zombie elephant
  • Hard: Kill 2 zombie elephants

I don’t know why sometimes, killing zombies elephants don’t count but well… kill them and be careful not to be set on fire. Dead Ghost species work too.

Sister from Another Mother
  • Easy: Kill 1 zombie goat
  • Medium: Kill 2 zombie goats
  • Hard: Kill 3 zombie goats

Goats charge at you, so you’ll be probably hurt in the process. Dead Ghost species work too.

Someone could step in that!
  • Easy: Kill 2 spitting zombies
  • Hard: Kill 5 spitting zombies

Kill the zombies with the bag on the head and spitting green goo. Dead Ghost species work too.

Explosion related

BOOM!
  • Make a thing explode

Kick cannisters, cars, trucks… to make stuff explode.

BOOOM!!
  • Make 3 things explode

See BOOM!

Food/Hunger related

Snack Time
  • Eat a food item

Lick any fruit or bread or cake (apart the wedding one) or brain (it counts) or juice or soda to get that achievement. You have an apple store in the mall, the starting area is also full of food, as the bar. Else, well food can be found in the loot crates too. And is scattered everywhere…

Food Critic
  • Eat 5 food items

See Snack Time.

What’s for dessert?
  • Eat until you are full

Eat until your hunger bar is full. And keep eating.

Skipping Lunch
  • Starve

Don’t eat until the achievement is popping. Stay however somewhere with food to satisfy your hunger after.

Crafting related

Craftgoatship
  • Craft an item

Check that nice list of recipes. Any item is good.

Warchief
  • Craft a weapon

Craft any weapon to get it. Don’t forget that the starting area has a lot of items for weapons.

Bubblegoat
  • Craft the Gumshot

You need a gumball machine and a beer pong for that. Gumball machines are easy to find as they’re everywhere in the city and beer pong, well, there is one at your house and some at the bar area. I didn’t find another particular place with a lot of them.

Lovecraftian
  • Craft the Heartbreaker

You need a twig man and wedding cake for that. You can find twigs at the bar area, on Voodoo Island, at the circus. And wedding cakes are also behind your house, at the… wedding on the beach, at studios and in the bakery shop.

Take It Easy
  • Craft the Relaxer

You need a broken minifun and a vial of goo. You can find minifuns in the starting area and in the circus. Else, well, they’re kinda scattered in the town. As for the vial of goo, they’re mainly in the Fortune Teller tent or at the bar near the pool. Some can be found on the Voodoo Island. One is in the “The allright show” studio.

Pawn Goat
  • Craft the Antiquer

You need a bag of flour and a mousetrap for that. Bags of flour can be found at the barn, behind your house, in coffee/tea shops. Mousetrap? The easier one is at the police station. Else you have a shop with three of them in the mall.

Peer Pressure
  • Craft the Mind Controller

You need a boombox and a crystal ball. You can boombox in the devs studio, behind it, on roofs. For crystal balls, check the Fortune Teller’s tent or the shop with balls on the beach or Voodoo Island.

Happy Camper
  • Craft a camping item

I don’t know what count as camping item but the campfire is the best option. You can find twig man in the bar area, but also at the circus and on Voodoo Island. There is one at the “The allright show” studio too.

As for torch, the bar area has two of them, more can be found on the wedding at the beach and well, the barn has one too. And well, the best place is Voodoo Island, too bad that it’s far away.

Tastes like Chicken
  • Craft an edible item

Sugar packs can be found in coffee/tea shops and items… well, it can be anything. Anything. Hey hey, don’t go too far, when I say anything, it’s also items that aren’t used in the other recipes. Loot the crafting areas! By the way, you can eat the edible item afterwards.

Goat on Wheels
  • Craft a vehicle

Craft a bumper or the skateboard to be rewarded.

The SKATE sign is near “The allright show” studio, on the top of a building, the Furiously Fast neon sign is in the same area though at the bottom of a building, road blocks can be found at the construction yard, near the studios or near the market area. And planks? Well, kinda everywhere!

Riding related

Stretch
  • Ride a stretcher

Press R near the stretcher behind the hospital.

Bumpy Road
  • Ride a bumper car

Or you craft one or you go to the mall. Press R to ride them.

For the craft recipe: road block + studio light/Furiously Fast sign (see Crafting section – Goat on Wheels for the locations).

To the Moon!
  • Ride a firework

The easiest area to find them is the starting point (or the circus as there are on the ground). Else well, there are on the roofs mainly.

You Spin Me Round
  • Ride a huge ball

You can find that ball at the construction yard. Press R to ride it.

Kick, Push
  • Ride a longboard

Or you craft one or you find the one in an alley. Press R to ride it.

To craft it, you need a plank (everywhere) and the SKATE sign near the “The allright show”.

Money related

By the way, you can find money behind the crafting pad house at the start area or in shops. The Voodoo island is also a good place to grab some.

Window Shopper
  • Buy a window

There is a window shop in the mall, on the second floor to the left. Bring money to the counter and choose your window. If you have a blue screen of death… next time you’ll choose another one!

Futurist
  • Get your fortune told

Bring money to the Fortune Teller tent, at the circus.

Specials

Contagious
  • Infect 3 humans

Remember pre-outbreak when you infected 5 humans? It’s the same here. However, given the fact that twice I got the quest without infecting human, I wonder how it really works. I have a theory: when a zombie infects an human, well, it’s counting as you infecting the poor soul.

I am Goat
  • Be a goat

Just enter the goats area to play the goat. And if you stay five minutes, you can also unlock an achievement (but that one can also be done pre-outbreak).

Making a Splash
  • Dive from up high

Go to the pool and climb to the highest platform. Jump and do a flip. Well, the flip is optional. But it’s still great.

Turn it up to 11
  • Turn the waterpark into a deadly trap.

Go to the pool and in the middle, you will find a handle. Headbutt it.

Strecher Fetcher
  • Drop off a zombie with a stretcher

As Sir Quackberry pointed, you need to ride a stretcher and to hit a zombie, then to drive to the drop zone. There are two of them: behind the hospital and near the Governor stand.

I can see my house from here
  • Take a leap of faith

As Sir Quackberry and Geonosis pointed, you need to jump from the tower on the hill next to the studios and land on the car (whether it’s exploded or not). You’ll get the message “Leap of Fail”.

Don’t drop the soap!
  • Take a shower

Go into the pumpkin barn et take its place under the water.

I goata party
  • Start a party!

Go to the studio of “The allright show”, climb the stairs and headbutt the handle there.

Make Love to the Camera
  • Be a model

Go to the “Can you smell it?” studio and go in front of the camera with the people lying on a long chair. You’ll unlock the Plastic Goat… spawning chihuahas…

Om Nom Nom
  • Add a secret ingredient

Be aware that the quest is also an achievement (that can be done pre-outbreak). This is also how you unlock the voodoo mutator.

Go to Voodoo Island then drag a human in the big cauldron.

Hardcore Gamer
  • Win at the high striker

It’s at the circus. You know, it’s the game where you have to hit a target with an hammer to reach a bell. Well, I found three ways to do it.

  • Anti-gravity mutator: land on the striker from a high altitude.
  • Headbutt elephants on the striker
  • Jump from the roof of the circus (by climbing statues behind). The roof is acting like a trampoline.

SSSHHHHH!
  • Visit Silent Hill

Between the slippery slides and the studios, there is a little hill with a chair and a bag of flour. Entering the zone will mute every sound. You just found Silent Hill.

I’m Shocked!
  • Ride the Lightning

As Geneosis pointed out during my wait for the quest to appear to confirm what I thought (and was right), you have to go on top of the Golden Tower (jump on fans, use anti-gravity mutator for example) and then jump on the stretcher. You’ll unlock also the Prototype Goat.

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Vinciane Amorini – May 2015

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