Graveyard Keeper Guide

Graveyard Keeper - 100% Achievements Guide (+ DLCs) for Graveyard Keeper

Graveyard Keeper – 100% Achievements Guide (+ DLCs)

Overview

A detailed guide with all the useful information you will need to complete every single achievement in the base game and DLCs.

Introduction

Welcome to the 100% Achievements Guide!

Here, you will find an exhaustive list of all achievements (including the DLCs) along with tips and/or walkthroughs for each and every single one of them.

The achievements in each section are roughly arranged in the order they unlock.

Use CTRL+F to navigate the guide.

It took me about 50-60 hours to complete them all, the save’s daycount was at 370 once I finished.

Feel free to ask questions in the comments, I’ll try my best to answer.

Leave a thumbs up and have fun!

General tips

  • Remember that Iron ore, Stone and Sticks are finite. Later in the game you’ll unlock alternative ways of acquiring Iron and Stone. Sticks, on the other hand, can be bought from Tress.
  • You can transport more Logs or Blocks by carrying one and pushing a few more with your character.
  • Buy a Teleportstone (at the Dead Horse tavern) as soon as possible. It’s infinite, and will save you a lot of time.
  • Don’t eat Meat, you’ll need it for Burgers.
  • Don’t throw bodies in the river (except the first time), it’s a waste of Ash.
  • Make sure to gather Skulls regularly. You’ll need at least 13 Skulls for quests.
    Note: Removing Skulls adds one Red Skull to the body. To save your Graveyard’s quality, either burn the bodies or bury them temporarily and exhume them later in the game to improve their quality.
  • Burn bodies from time to time, Ash will come in very useful.
  • Start farming early. You’ll need plethora of vegetables for cooking and quests.
  • Use Crop waste to produce Peat and Maggots at Compost heap regularly.
  • Always apply Peat before any fertilizers. It improves the crops even further.
  • Fish often, there’s an achievement to catch a total of 200 Fish. Doing that in one sitting is extremely tedious (trust me I know). You’ll thank yourself later.
  • Food provides you with buffs. One of the buffs (received from cakes) increases the amount of points you receive during research. Always use the buff when researching items in a bulk.
  • The giant tree in front of your house will not regrow.
  • And lastly, don’t clean the poop! It’s… well… It’s very useful for travelling…

Quick reference for all main sections (CTRL+F)

    Graveyard Keeper (OG):

  • Quest-related
  • Missable
  • Upgrades
  • Crafting
  • Incremental
  • Miscellaneous
  • Secret

    Stranger Sins (DLC):

  • Quest-related
  • Tavern (includes Excellent events)
  • Miscellaneous
  • Secret

    Game of Crone (DLC):

  • Quest-related (includes the endings)
  • Missable
  • Miscellaneous
  • Secret

Graveyard Keeper (OG)

Quest-related:

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto – Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.

You meet him immediately after burying your first body.
And after that, he appears every , near the Church.

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There’s something about this woman that you can’t understand.

She gives her performances at the Dead Horse tavern every .

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn’t tested on animals.

Impossible to miss, achieved during Ms Charm’s questline.

Tip: The perfume requires 12 Frogs. You may buy up to 10 from Clotho, and fish the rest at the swamp’s fishing spot by using Moth as bait.

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you’ll make a million bucks, once you get
back home.

Impossible to miss, achieved during Ms Charm’s questline.

Note: It unlocks after you return the song to Ms Charm.

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.

You first see him in a cutscene right after you enter the Cellar. Once the cutscene finishes, Snake will come back to rummage around the gate every night. To get to him, you will need to clear one of the two blocked pathways (10 x Wood wedge, 2 x Wooden plank, 4 x Simple iron parts).
After that, he’ll come back to that spot every .

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well… it’s a start. Better than nothing.

Once you unlock the Dungeon, Snake will ask you to bring 5 Bloody nails (an Iron Maiden drop – the metal, dual-knife-welding monster) and a Bucket of blood (5th floor chest reward) from it. The achievement will unlock right after his ritual attempt.

Note: If your bag is full, the Bucket of blood will drop behind the chest, making it seem as if it vanished. You’ll automatically pick it up once there’s at least one free space in your inventory.

It is also craftable (10 x Blood and 3 x Flitch at Church workbench), so don’t worry either way.

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!

Impossible to miss, achieved during Snake’s questline.

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!

Impossible to miss, achieved during Snake’s questline.

Requires 12 Skulls.

Tip: The Farmer sells Silver-star Pumpkins and Silver-star Pumpkin seeds at tier III (tiers advance as you buy and sell items from the vendor). Alternatively, you could buy a Bronze-star Pumpkin seed and then use Quality Fertilizer I on it.

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.

Impossible to miss, achieved during Snake’s questline.

Tip: Bring one Wooden plank to the trap spot.

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He’s always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.

He sells useful items in front of his Trade Office (south of the Dead Horse tavern) every .

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!

You’ll need a Trade license. Go to the Royal services box (left of the Church) and purchase the Rightful citizen status (3 silver) and then the Trade license (50 silver).
Bring it to the Merchant on any to unlock the achievement.
Gaining access to his Trade Office will allow you to make some good money by selling huge amounts of vegetables at once.

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.

Easiest recipe:
Gold-star Onion rings (bought from Horadric, at tier III),
– Any quality Burger (recipe unlocked early in the game, a Bronze-star Burger provides a 63% chance for the Gold-star Dinner, whereas a Silver-star Burger provides a 97% chance),
Cake (guaranteed gold-star, recipe unlocked after giving 5 x Honey to Dig)

Note: You can save the game before crafting anything percentage based and reload as many times as needed to easily reach the desired effect.

Tip: Two easy to access wild Honey spots, they regen everyday (hold E on the marked trees):

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables — you go to the graveyard!

You can improve Fame by bringing Flyers to the table at the Trade Office. Each 10 Flyers improves Fame by 1, so craft 50 of them to unlock the achievement.
Tip: You can buy Ink (not Pen and ink) from the Astrologer on any and craft Clean paper (from Skin or Bat wing) at Church workbench. Combine them together at Printing press for easy and quick Flyers.

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn’t want to be his enemy.

He visits the Witch Hill every .

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It’s a mystery why you didn’t make hotdogs.

You’ll need to use a bit of alchemy for this one.

First, build the Buffet tent (5 x Hemp rope, 15 x Wooden plank, 20 x Nails) at the Witch Hill.

Next, buy either Bronze-star Onion seeds or Silver-star Onion seeds (at tier II) from the Farmer, and Bronze-star Hops seeds (at tier II) from the Miller (north of Farmer’s house). Use Quality fertilizer I (Note: using Peat along with Quality fertilizer I will improve the crop drops even further) to gradually improve their quality. Once you hit Gold-star Onions and Gold-star Hops use them in the recipes. You’ll need 5 Gold-star Burgers and 10 Gold-star Beers. I also recommend to continue growing more Gold-star Onions, in order to sell them in crates later or continue opening the Buffet tent.
Opening the buffet on will reward you with 33 Silver and 4 Faith each time.

Note: You can only grow Hops at the Vineyard (west of the Witch Hill).

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen’s ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!

Impossible to miss, achieved during the Inquisitor’s questline.

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!

Impossible to miss, achieved during the Inquisitor’s questline.

Note: Bringing all 3 Dark organs to the Inquisitor unlocks the achievement.

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He’s wise and tired of everything, even life.

He visits the Lighthouse every .

Tip: Use the Teleportstone to get to and from the Lighthouse quickly, it’s very far east.

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!

Impossible to miss, achieved during the Astrologer’s questline.

Tip: Use the Teleportstone to get to and from the Lighthouse quickly, it’s very far east.

Missable:

WARNING: Contains minor spoilers!
Nevertheless, check them out so you don’t miss any.

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more…

Missable only if you own the Stranger Sins DLC (skip to the tip, if you don’t own it).

At some point during the Astrologer’s and another NPC’s combined questline, the Astrologer will require a Silver-star Book. Make sure you don’t give him a Research Obsidian (a Silver-star Book substitute from the Stranger Sins DLC). Doing so, will skip the second part of the quest, which is about bringing him the titular Best seller, a Gold-star Book, thus locking you out from ever receiving the achievement.

Tip: Instead of crafting a Gold-star Book using only (expensive) gold-star components, try buying a Silver-star Hard cover from the Astrologer and combining it with a Gold-star Chapter. Save before crafting and reload until it yields a Gold-star Book.

He trusted you…

Betrayed Gerry. That’s not something you should be super-proud of.

A week after bringing 3 Dark organs to the Inquisitor, he’ll ask you for more evidence.
There’ll be 3 dialog options:
– About Gerry. (Unlocks the achievement)
– About a cult.
– About not having any more evidence.

Note: Don’t worry about Gerry’s safety. After choosing that dialogue option, the Inquisitor won’t be interested in taking him.

Upgrades:

Even here

Fixed the garden. You’ll spend a lot of time here…

Use the Garden certificate on the blueprint table in the Garden to unlock this achievement.

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge to the swamp. Whatever else happens, you’ll always be remembered as a great bridge.

The bridge is located to the west, repairing it (6 x Flitch, 3 x Wooden plank, 10 x Nails) unlocks the achievement and access to the Swamp.

His house

Upgraded the church.

Once you meet the requirements set by the BIshop, you’ll need a total of 23 Silver and 50 Copper for all necessary documents. After providing the Bishop with the Building permission, the achievement will unlock.

Note: You cannot preach until you buy Rightful citizen papers!

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.

The Mill is located to the north of the Farmer’s house, repairing it unlocks the achievement (5 x Complex parts, 6 x Wooden plank, 1 x Calculation papers).

Note: The Calculation papers take a long time to get, you’ll have to advance several questlines to obtain it from the Astrologer.

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.

Once you unlock the Quarry, you’ll be able to build the Marble quarry there (12 x Flitch, 4 x Simple iron parts, 4 x Nails). Walk up to the marble wall and do that to unlock the achievement.

Note: The achievement requires you to build the regular Marble quarry, not the zombie one.

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.

Pretty self-explanatory. You’ll need to fix the fence first (10 x Nails, 10 x Wooden plank, 6 x Piece of stone) and then build the stone fence (24 x Polished brick of stone, 2 x Carved piece of stone, 12 x Complex iron parts) to unlock the achievement.

Note: In order to fix the fence and build the stone one, you’ll need to gain access to the west side of the Graveyard from the Inquisitor first.

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.

Once you meet the requirements set by the BIshop, you’ll need 3 Golden-star Carved pieces of marble to upgrade the Church and unlock the achievement.

Read only if you own the Game of Crone DLC:
Tip: The Refugee camp’s questline rewards you with exactly 3 Golden-star Carved pieces of marble pretty early.

Crafting:

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.

Buy either Bronze-star Pumpkin seeds or Silver-star Pumpkin seeds (at tier III) from the Farmer. Next, use the Quality fertilizer I (or Quality fertilizer II if you are able to craft it) until you start receiving Gold-star Pumpkins, which will unlock the achievement. I also recommend to continue growing more Gold-star Pumpkins, in order to sell them in crates later.

Tip: Store a couple of Gold-star Pumpkins for quests.

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.

If your Merchant is at tier III, you can buy Gold-star Grape seeds immediately. If not, buy the lower quality ones and gradually improve them by applying Quality fertilizer I (or Quality fertilizer II).

Incremental:

Burying

Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.

Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.

Tip: You can exhume and then bury the same body in order to unlock the achievements fast. It will still yield Burial certificates each time. An Exhumation permission costs 1 Silver 75 Copper, which means that you only lose 25 Copper each time.

Meat

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat…

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You’ve got the perfect size slice pretty much down.

Extract Meat from time to time (as it removes one White Skull). You’ll need it for Burgers anyway, the achievements will unlock along the way.

Cooking

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

You’ll need a total of:
– 5 Edible mushrooms,
– 11 Red apple (from wild apple trees around the Village and the Lighthouse),
– 12 Berry (from wild berry bushes around the Garden and the Church),
– 10 Carrot,
– 9 Cabbage,
– 4 Beet,
– 2 Onion,
– 4 Pumpkin,
– 1 Lentils,
– 8 Green jelly (from Slimes),
– 4 Honey (from trees with beehives, check the map from the Dream Dinner achievement),
– 6 Flour,
– 11 Water,
– 1 Cheese (bought from Rosa),
– 1 Butter (bought from Rosa),
– 3 Jug of milk (bought from Rosa),
– 6 Chicken egg (bought from the Fresh egg basket),
– 7 White fish fillet (bought from the Lighthouse Keeper or crafted),
– 1 Grapes (seeds bought from the Merchant),
– 3 Raw sliced meat,
– 2 Oil (bought from Dig, press USE on Seed oil),
– 1 Salt (from burned bodies)
Stash the ingredients in a seperate trunk until you complete the list.

Next, cook every single meal from each of the following sets:
Simple and Tasty
Vegetable Dishes
Jelly, includes Berry juice
Bread
Fish Dishes
Sweet Baking (purchased from Ms Charm)
Soups (obtained from Clotho)
Egg Dishes
Good Carbs (obtained from the Woodcutter)
Pies (purchased from Ms Charm)
Meat Fiesta
Cake+ (obtained from Dig)
Voilà!

Note: The DLCs add some recipes that make it even easier to complete these achievements.

Fishing

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it…

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

There are lots of fishing guides[graveyardkeeper.fandom.com], even here on Steam. Check them out!

Note: If you followed my initial tip, you shouldn’t have much problem with the last achievement. If you didn’t… well… That’s gonna take some time, good luck!

Alchemy

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You’re getting to know how things work in the lab.

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher’s Stone is a lie.

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it’s time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.

There’s a total of 26 alchemy recipes (10 for Alchemy Workbench tier I, and 16 for Alchemy Workbench tier II). Check the Graveyard Keeper’s wiki[graveyardkeeper.fandom.com] and start crafting!

Note: You should have lots of different types of powders thanks to the Dungeon. Those are going to come in handy with the recipes.

Dungeon

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!

Pretty self-explanatory. To continue further from the 11th level blockage, you’ll need to complete a few quests from Snake.

Tip: At some point, it’s worth buying the Damask sword with a gem from Koukol (found next to the Mountain Fort at night) for 1 Gold 50 Silver, it one-shots most of the enemies.

Points

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that’s impressive.

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that’s impressive.

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that’s impressive.

Tip: Once you have a steady source of income, start buying all of the point books from the Astrologer every week. Other than that, always use the Circumspect buff (from cakes) when researching.

Supertip: Craft Stone grave fences! You basically exchange 2 Pieces of stone and some energy for 5 Blue points, each. It’s also possible to recycle them and receive one Piece of stone back.

Ultratip: Setup your Zombies at the Quarry (2 miners, 2 portiers and 1 stone cutter). Craft lots of Stone grave fences, put them all in an empty trunk afterwards. Make one of your yard Zombies a professional recycler, and… repeat for infinite stone and lots of Blue points!

Miscellaneous:

Health care

50 health potions. — And all of them red!

Drink 50 Health potions. The ones you loot in the Dungeon count as well.

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home…

Buy a Fish nugget from Horadric (at the Dead Horse tavern) and eat it to unlock the achievement.

MacPlayer

There can be only one.

Die 10 times. Anything goes.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

You’ll need a lot of luck! Other than that: an Excellent fishing rod (5 Silver) and a Lure with a gem (5 Silver) from the Lighthouse Keeper (at tier III).

There’s a 5% chance to catch it during the night, and a 2% chance during the day. Fortunately, fishing seems to freeze the time, so if you fish without pauses it’ll be night for as long as you need.

Secret:

WARNING: Contains major story spoilers!
The following achievements are impossible to miss. Continue the story!

A father and a son


Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.

Twin brothers


Helped Merchant forgive his brother.

Prodigal father


Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.

Back home


Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?

Stranger Sins (DLC)

Quest-related:

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.

The mound with cognac that Gerry asks you to dig up is located directly north of Dig’s barrel.
It looks like this:

There are also several other mounds around the area, they contain crafting materials.

Once you go through a few more errands, Horadric will offer you the land for 30 Silver. Purchasing the land unlocks the achievement.

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.

Following Horadric’s advice, you’ll be visiting Cory. You can choose between the two following options:
– Supplying him with materials (12 x Simple iron parts, 12 x Wooden plank, 12 x Nails, 50 Silver)
– Paying him (2 Gold)
After you choose, you’ll have to go to sleep. The achievement will unlock once you wake up.

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he’s made of wood!

Craft the Barman doll at Carpenter’s workbench II (4 x Wooden plank, 4 x Complex iron parts, 2 x Wooden beam) and take it back to the Talking Skull tavern’s bar (you can teleport while carrying it, or use the underground passage). After a brief conversation with Yorick, the achievement will unlock.

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn’t go mad.

The achievement unlocks after feeding the archaeological time machine with the first Artifact, the Statuette.

Tavern:

Tip: An efficient way of filling up the Reputation bar and making money in the mean time:

    Prepare:

  • Three (or more) 40% efficiency Zombies,
  • Lots of Gold-star Grape seeds (from the Merchant) and Gold-star Hops seeds (from Quality Fertilizing Hops)
    Do:

  • Put one (or more) at a Zombie vineyard (upgraded to tier III) and queue it up,
  • Put one at a Zombie-winery and queue it up,
  • Put one at a Zombie-brewery and queue it up,
  • Transport Gold-star Grapes and Gold-star Hops between the Vineyard and the Cellar,
  • Transport Gold-star Red wine and Gold-star Beer between the Cellar and the Talking Skull tavern

This should provide you with steady income and keep your Reputation bar filled.

Also, you can improve it even further by adding a portier to transport the alcohol immediately after it’s crafted.

Tavern quality

Good skull

Your tavern’s quality is 20! Wow!

Well-known skull

Your tavern’s quality is 40! Double Wow!

Epic skull

Your tavern’s quality is 80! Ultra Wow!

Thoughout the archaeological time machine plot you’ll be unlocking upgrades for your tavern. However, maximum tavern quality acquired from furniture is only 59, so the rest will come from filling up the Cabinet with Artifacts.

Tavern events

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm’s fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.

Thoughout the archaeological time machine plot you’ll be unlocking Events for your tavern. You’ll need to organize every single one of them to unlock the achievements, so stock up on alcohol.

Name
Cost
Income
Graveyard Fest
5 x Flyer,
5 x Faith,
1 x Tavern reputation
10 Silver + sales
Comedy Standup
10 x Flyer,
5 x Faith,
2 x Tavern reputation
20 Silver + sales
Ms. Charm’s Song
15 x Flyer,
10 x Faith,
3 x Tavern reputation
30 Silver + sales
Rat Races
10 x Flyer,
5 x Faith,
2 x Tavern reputation
20 Silver + sales

Note: You can organize Events without putting anything in the Barman’s inventory. You’ll only receive the base income, but it’s useful if you’re trying to get the achievements fast or if you’re farming The show must go on.

Check the Tavern: section for a useful tip on filling up the Reputation bar and making money.

Excellent tavern events

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It’s time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can’t be — the guests didn’t have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

You’ll need (list by Merukuru[steamah.com]):
– 100 Mug of beer (Gold-star quality)
– 100 Red wine (Gold-star quality)
– 60 Onion rings (Gold-star quality)
– 40 Burger (Gold-star quality)
– 40 Pasta
– 10 Faith
– 15 Flyer
– 3 Reputation

Save the game before you organize any Events. Now go through the table below, reloading after every Excellent event.

Name
Cost
Income
Barman’s inventory
Graveyard Fest
5 x Flyer,
5 x Faith,
1 x Tavern reputation
10 Silver + sales
100 x Gold-star Mug of beer,
100 x Gold-star Red wine
Comedy Standup
10 x Flyer,
5 x Faith,
2 x Tavern reputation
20 Silver + sales
100 x Gold-star Mug of beer,
60 x Gold-star Onion rings
Ms. Charm’s Song
15 x Flyer,
10 x Faith,
3 x Tavern reputation
30 Silver + sales
100 x Gold-star Red wine,
60 x Gold-star Burger,
40 x Pasta
Rat Races
10 x Flyer,
5 x Faith,
2 x Tavern reputation
20 Silver + sales
100 x Gold-star Mug of beer,
60 x Gold-star Onion rings

Check the Tavern: section for a useful tip on filling up the Reputation bar and making money.

Miscellaneous:

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You’re a natural-born event manager!

You can organize Events without putting anything in the Barman’s inventory. Organize the Graveyard Fest every time the Reputation fills up, until the achievement unlocks.

Check the Tavern: section for a useful tip on filling up the Reputation bar and making money.

Secret:

WARNING: Contains major story spoilers!
The following achievements unlock one by one throughout the archaeological time machine plot and are impossible to miss.

Witnessed him


Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?

A nation divided


Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.

Viva la King


Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!

Read before signing


Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are “truly guilty men”?

King Gerry


Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn’t you?

Game of Crone (DLC)

Quest-related:

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger – what could be more profitable!

He appears at your Home whenever you wake up, the first time you sleep after unlocking the Church.

Impossible to miss

All of the following achievements are well-explained in-game or need no explanation at all.

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination…

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it’s quite intriguing…

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can’t refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

WARNING: Contains spoilers, including all the endings of the Game of Crone DLC. Read only if you want to know the choices, none of which are explained properly in the game.

Save before you build the Viewing tower!
If you wish to play through all the endings, copy the save and store it somewhere safe.


During the cutscene with Lady Beatrice (where you also unlock the achievement), you will be choosing one of the three endings:

    The Sad Ending

  • Agree to help Lady Beatrice
  • Betray her by talking to Koukol
  • Continue, as explained in-game
  • Finally, speak with Marquis Teodoro Jr. about them leaving the Refugee camp forever

The next time you do a Sermon, you’ll receive a note. Read it to obtain this perk:

You obtain more faith from Sermons.

    The Right Choice

  • Refuse to help Lady Beatrice
  • Talk to Koukol and choose the last dialogue option (if you choose one of the first two, you’ll get The Sad Ending)
  • Pay Koukol 3 Gold
  • Continue, as explained in-game
  • Finally, speak with Marquis Teodoro Jr., the Refugee camp will rejoice and stay

After speaking to Master Alaric, you’ll obtain this perk:

Your energy automatically regenerates.

    The Dark Side

  • Agree to help Lady Beatrice
  • Craft the Emulsions of Death
  • Bring the potions to the Mountain Fort
  • Finally, speak with Marquis Teodoro Jr. and receive the rewards

The next time you enter the Morgue, you’ll find a present. Read the note to obtain this perk:

You craft items at higher quality.

After that, speak to Master Alaric. You’ll obtain the same perk as in The Right Choice ending:

Inspired by Keeper Of Monsters’ guide[gameplay.tips] (check for more details).

Missable:

WARNING: Contains minor spoilers!
Nevertheless, check them out so you don’t miss any.

Exterminate!

All the ambushes have been cleared out. The Terminator and Rambo would have been proud.

After you and Marquis Teodoro Jr. are ambushed by a Golem, you will have to find and defeat three more. The Golem ambushes despawn whenever you continue the story after building the Viewing tower, so make sure to defeat them before that.

Here are the locations of the Golems:

Killing the last one unlocks the achievement.

Refugees are safe

You rescued the refugees. Welcome to the Inquisition’s blacklist!

The Sad Ending will not unlock this achievement!

Miscellaneous:

Camp

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies — in the form of Inquisitors.

Developed camp

You’ve improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.

Strengthened camp

You’ve provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!

Achieved throughout the Refugee camp questline. Each major upgrade will unlock one of the achievements.

Refugees

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won’t avoid obesity and gastritis.

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband’s relatives. The funeral mass is soon.

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner’s son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!

Each of the achievements unlocks after finishing the involved NPC’s questline.

In order of appearance:
1. Cook (after you build 2 Beehives)
2. Undertaker (after you bring her 5 Gold-Star Steel chisels)
3. Tanner (after you buy a cow for 1 Gold from Rosa and some hens for 50 Silver from the Fresh egg basket)

Revolution

Revolution begins

It’s your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.

Cook of Revolution

You’ve helped the revolutionaries. Let’s spread donkey communism across the world!

Writer of Revolution

You’ve helped the revolutionaries again. They’ll be hard pressed to hang you as a “dirty exploiter”.

Ideologist of Revolution

You’ve helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It’s time to look back on why you started it.

Achieved throught the Revolution questline. Each completed request will unlock one of the achievements.

Secret:

WARNING: Contains major story spoilers!
The following achievements are impossible to miss. Continue the story!

Spirit summoner


Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.

Vampires are over


Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!

Between worlds


Worked on someone’s memory. Time to add “Neurosurgeon” to your CV.

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