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this is half life 3 theory i have
Teoru
so the theory is that half life 3 is not vr becouse i have no vr and no money so half life 3 is not vr and half life alyx is not vr any more so yea so then alyx dies an then fordon freeman go in borealis but borieals is huanted beacous father grigori made an satan exorsise so borealis is hunted so gordon freeman dies but revives but he finds gman and he talks him anfd then grodin feerman so then xen monster appear agin becouse the nihilant was a clone so then the combine died but they revived but then nihilanth kill freeman but freeman is a clone so the real freeman is still in stasis from half life 1 so then gman unfreezes freeman from stasis and then freeman tries to kill gman but gman kills gordon but gordon survives but what you dont know is taht gorndon is a clon but then he kills combine leader bu then he survives but dr breen suicides but it was fake bu then aperure science kills glados but glados kills chell but chell doesnts dies becouse se is teleport to outside but then valve kills borealis but they cant kill it becouse its a boat but then chell teleports teleports to borealis but then she dies becouse of cold but then she survives becouse the gun is hot but then valve creates irl portals so then they teleport gordon freeman in space to kill him and not mae half ife 3 but then gordon survives and exposes valv and then gamn kills gabe but gabe is god and unkillabele but then heavy from tf2 appears from the sewers and then heavy tries ti kill gordon becouse valve tell him but medic from tf2 kill heaby but heavy secretly eats sandcich and lives but inreality gordon freeman kill everyon and then he gets arrested bi combien but he survives and kills comben but then he kills god combien and kill him but then god combien is gaven in secret but then gaben kills heavy tf2 by choking him but then chell kills fordon freeman but he didint died but then kills chell becouse try to kill him but then he realises chell has portal and then he teleports all bad tings from earth to the space and then he saves the day but inreality is a dream and valve is realisin experiments on you and then valve tries to kill you for making half life 3 thoeries so then valve scarde beocues gordon freeman tries to kill valve for trying to kill you for half life 3 and then valve creates hal flife 3 but everyone in steam gets a vac ban and then no one can play any valve games anymore so then valve dies so then it kills you and hacks your steam account and thene valve dies and lose money for no t realising half life 3, The end
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