Overview
It’s a TF2 joke! Haha!(Image credit: Official TF2 Wiki)
Finding the Hat Store
After spawning in the new map head down the road until you reach the coast. Turn left and you’ll see the hotel and the hat shop (first shop to the left).
Borrowing money and buying hats
Like any other responsible goat, you’ll need money to buy six hats. No stealing! It’s not cool.
The first money is in the shop next door. You’ll have to borrow it for a moment. Lick it and take it to the hat shop.
Brute force might be needed to get inside.
Put the money in the counter and pick whichever hat you want from the display next to the window.
One down and five to go! The closest moneys are the following:
(1 money) Behind the counter in the hotel across the street.
(2 moneys) On a table in the second floor above the counter of the hotel.
(1 money) Behind the hotel, next to the slot machines, on the counter.
(1 money) In a bedroom on the second floor inside a house near the first spawn point.
Lick them, put them on the counter and pick a hat. After the last hat is taken, the achievement will pop up. After that restart the map and everyone will have their money back. Now you can continue your adventures with no remorse.
By the way, I know money is an uncountable noun, but goats don’t care and you shouldn’t either, unless you’re writing for homework or work, in which case you should.