Overview
Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so you thought Giantdad died off in the dark souls series? HAH jokes on you kid this is what the media calls a ‘Souls like’ game, so ♥♥♥♥ it I’ll make the worst guide ever. (lol)
I need halp on first boss
I’ight now ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ listen up. If you are reading this ♥♥♥♥ then you probably know what giantdad is. Well its a dead souls meme and its so dried up and stale that somehow its funny. So buckle up buttercup while I take you to magical places and teach you how to solo S rank all bosses in Cuphead.
Meat n’ taters
Okay boys if you made it this far then you probably have an IQ of around 200 and watch Rick and Morty. But that’s besides the point. Here’s the ♥♥♥♥ build u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
As you can obviously see kids. we use:
Charge shot- IT’S THE BEST ♥♥♥♥ SHOT IN THE GAME. YOU WILL ♥♥♥♥ USE IT ♥♥♥♥ THAT LOBBER AND ROUNDABOUT ♥♥♥♥ WE USE REAL MANLY WEAPONS!
Chaser- To chase down those ♥♥♥♥♥ ass white debtors and Joe Pesci their asses.
Energy Beam- FOR DAT POWER AND EZ DAMAGE WITHOUT THE ♥♥♥♥ THAT IS THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GHOST SPECIAL MOVE ♥♥♥♥ THAT.
Smoke Bomb- BE A ♥♥♥♥ NINJA AND ♥♥♥♥ DEM PUNKS UP!
And dont ♥♥♥♥ forget your Mask of the elder kettle father and tea-based shield.
WELL WHAT IS IT!??!?!?!?!?!!?
ITZ TIME TO ♥♥♥♥ PWN SUM N00BZ
Results
MAKE YOUR ♥♥♥♥ CONTRACTS LIST GO FROM ♥♥♥♥ TO BLING:
WELL WHAT IS IT?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
Actual serious bit where I say thanks and the fact I made this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in 15 minutes.
Okay now in all seriousness people, I love Cuphead and I dislike the media’s tag of ‘souls like’ its generic and bland. It’s used to describe anything remotely challenging in games.
I hope you all enjoyed this nod to a sweet 2011 meme put into a little skit through a guide. I hope to make future work on games like these as I love the challenge and difficulty in these. Cya fellas until the next payday game is released and I get off mah ass and do some actual ♥♥♥♥ in life. Bye!
Shoutout to mah boi OnlyAfro
(and simpleflips)