Overview
It was announced at E3 in a secret panel made by Blizzard’s CEO’s pet dog’s owner’s wife that one had to visit by typing a secret password in the basement, that due to the success of Bad Rats, they will add the iconic character Bad Rat from Bad Rats into the game as a secret character. After months of cracking the game’s code because nobody told the gaming community how to unlock the character, we have finally made a tutorial on how to unlock Bad Rat for SSB4.
Step 1: Buy all the ♥♥♥♥
The content for the character’s moves are stored only in SSB4’s 3DS version, but it’s only playable on the Wii U version. The model is contained in Bad Rats. If you don’t use Bad Rats for all the next steps, the game will use Palutena’s model instead, and as soon as you use any Special move, your game will crash, then as soon as you start it again, a spooky scary skeleton will jump scare you out of consciousness, and when you will wake up, you will be in the hospital, and the last of your memories will be transforming into a cat and then getting viciously killed by Bad Rats skewering and eating your insides with a Steel Samurai spear. Then you will lose your memory, transform into Apollo Justice’s hair that was genetically mutated to be intelligent and angry, and go on a murderous spree, killing 12 humans and 5000 rats. In short, buy Bad Rats OR YOU’RE ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
[link]Step 2: Syncing your 3DS to your Bad Rats MMORPG account, Quest Guide included
First, login to your Bad Rats MMORPG account, which stands for My Money is Obviously alReady Ph*cking Gone. Then, go to the Hollowcock continent, and talk to the Poop Rat Guild’s Guildmaster, Miriel. Ask her about the Reborn portal to another Realm. She will give you a quest to get the 9 crystals which are so powerful they can create The Portal, and they were made by the Necromancer Lyric, who hid them across the whole world for some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason. Here’s the location of each of the crystals:
1. Mad God’s Realm. Here, to pass the Cave of Celebration, you have to eat Mountain Dew to proceed. However, you also get addicted to it and your stats will get worse if you don’t eat it for a while. Find more Dew in the cave.
2. Ylisstol City, the Volcano Shield Continent. Here, you have to find the Crystal-Bearer, Ricken Baggins. Tell him that he’s full of ♥♥♥♥ and he’ll give you a crystal. If you tell him to join the Poop Rat Guild, he’ll say “thank you” and will give you the Ratatouille of Love, which, when eaten, will grant you a stat boost of 6 to Magic. If you mix Ratatouille with the ♥♥♥♥♥ Juice, you will have a bonus of 10 Magic instead.
3. The Master Town. Use the Time Ratchine to go 300 years in the future. Go to Grandpa Faucet and nag him about the Third Cheese Soup Recipe he promised to make 300 years ago. Keep nagging him until he gives you the Spirit of Substraction and the Third Crystal so you could ♥♥♥♥ off already.
4. Thief Generatable, the Rolega capital town. please I can’t stop playing Rogue Legacy it’s too good, I’ll give you a crystal
5. Talk to The Lost spirit, Eyzukk. Tell him he is going to be reborn soon, present the pre-order report as evidence. After which, he will get a Rebirth, and he will poop out a crystal. You will then proceed to question why people like Eyzukk Rebirth so much, he is a good thing, however, it’s not as good that you have to abandon Teabag Focus Second just to spend all the time with him.
6. Die when holding all the 9 crystals. You will get the 6th crystal. How many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ times have I said “crystal”?
7. Harvest a GameCube controller or a nun from any medium level farm. Use it to battle Chuck. He will explode into 23 clear movies. Get the crystal, I don’t care how I’m running out of ide
9. Weeaboo Island, inside the Frozen Cave. To defeat the Fairies inside, use the Spirit of Substraction to enchant your weapon, which will then deal 6 times the damage against them.
Once you’ve collected all the crystals, go back to the Poop Rats and let them create a portal. After that, a box will appear in the sky in which you have to enter your 3DS’s Nintendo Network. Be careful, though, other players can kill you with the Rat Cravat weapon when you enter it.
After which, launch your SSB4 3DS game. You will immediately get a SnobPass notification saying: “You shouldn’t have done that…”. Your 3DS is now synced to Bad Rats.
Transferring the data to Wii U
After you’ve successfully synced Bad Rats and the model into the 3DS, it’s time to transfer all that ♥♥♥♥ to the Wii U.
To do that, first, use the GameCube controller’s connectors. Connect the 3DS to the Wii U with the cord. Your 3DS will become heated for 10 minutes. It will then melt and expose you to mortally dangerous gas. Escape your house. The gas will disintegrate in 52 minutes, and then it’s safe to be back. Your neighbor’s life is irrelevant.
When you come back, you will find that your 3DS has exploded. Go to SSB Wii U. Now, before the title screen comes up, press these buttons:
up down left left right A B left right up down left X up Y L R L L R down A X Y B X B left right
You will then get a “Challenger Appears!” screen.This is where you fight Bad Rat. Defeat him, and he will join the fight. He will be available in Single Player, Smash Run, Smash and all the Multiplayer modes. Have fun!