Overview
This guide is to help those gamers and goblins out there who want to up their hill boy game. If you do happen to be a Swedish Christmas goblin then congrats your on your road to success. However if not dont fear that will be explained in the guide.
What is a hill boy™?
A Hill Boy plain and simple is someone who focuses obj. If you are fragging and your not getting points while doing it you are not a hill boy™. The hill boy is a crucial part of a team. Note the best kind of hill boy™ is the kind that carries through objective points. However there is one more stepup. THE ULTIMATE HILL BOY! No one can hold this much power. The only way to achieve ultimate hill boy™ is by consistently fragging and carrying through obj. I have only ever acheived this once it was too much and Instantly allowed someone else to frag. Hill goblins should just stick to the hill.
How to be a hill boy™
step one throw away your gun and just sit on the hill.
2. if you teammate asks for help or tells you to do something ignore them and stand on the hill.
3. If you are being shot maybe pick up your gun and shoot them but dont get of Obj.
4. If you grab shotgun GET THE ♥♥♥♥ OFF HILL
5. if you die run in full force back on the hill and melee as much as possible until you kill all of them.
6. dont be a ♥♥♥♥♥ stay on hill
7. stay on hill
8. pick a swedish christmas goblin name.
9. dont go off of the hill
10. hill is love hill is life
11. H̶̢̛͙̪̖͕̗̦͙̫̬̭͎͖̟͈̆͗̋̓̍̔͂͒̽̇̅͌̈́̕ͅị̴̳̪̳̯̱̈́͑̓̅̄̈̄̆̋̃̓̚͠͝͝ḻ̴̛͈̩͕̼̬̯̻͉͉͉͔̈́͒̓͊̏́̌̅̀̕͜ͅl̶̡̢͙͇̦͓̣̮͍͉̰̟͆̒̽͋̈͆̐̈́̾̆̿̆̎̑̈͘͜
12.ᚷᛟ ᛏᛟ ᚺᛁᛚᛚ
13. HiLL
14.GO
15.NO OFF HILL.
16HILLLLLLL
17. thank you for coming to my ted talk