How to be a Manly Manderville!

Now what say you might be wondering just what it takes to be a Manly Manderville? Well it's quite simple my fellow comraderes! You simply need that keen eye and wit that matches those that have come before in my family tree! You need subtlety and pizzazz that only a detective with a godly sense of perception would have! What you need in the most simplest words I can say is a little thing called, MANLINESS!

Oh and shiny teeth.

Now just what do you need to become the most MANLIEST MANDERVILLE in all of Eoreza?
It's neigh impossible to become as strong and intimidating as my eldest, Godbert. But I have faith that even you can best him in something that even he has no match for! I call this MANDERXCISING!

It's starts with flexing your forearms into the most MANLIEST pose you could ever hope to see!


Then moving your forearms up to your chest and puffing it out like a capon fending it's hens from a nasty prey! Such magnificence can only be described as Manderating wouldn't you say?



From this utmost intimidating pose allow the audience to breathe for a moment as you move your arms back to where they oncest were and tilt your most emasculating head to the left as you smile with the most twinkling pair of snappers they have ever laid eyes on!




You have now fully witnessed what it means to be as rock solid as the Manderville family has for generations upon generations!

Mandervilling is not in anyway shape or form responsible for the amount of lasses you cause to faint. Please see your Doctor before Mandervilling in public as it could cause severe cases of shiny teeth, overconfidence, super speed, super strength, indestructible skin, a taste for fine wine, deadly perception, and most important of all Mandervillism.



CHEERIO! I'll BE BACK SOON!