Overview
A follow-up to my guide How To Be Fluttershy in CSS, here’s my second pony guide. This is sort of a troll guide, but much less so than being Fluttershy. More How To Be [INSERT PONY HERE] in [INSERT GAME HERE] guides coming after this.
Intro
This is my followup to the semi-troll guide How To Be Fluttershy in CSS (also by me). It lists not only weapons to buy but also other different things. I hope you enjoy!
Setup
So, first you’ll want an Applejack avatar. There are many good ones. This guide’s title image isn’t so good, because it is missing a few pixels off the bottom. You could easily find many others.
Secondly, you might want some Applejack HLDJ sound bites. This is to troll those who take CSS too seriously.
Thirdly, change your Steam avatar to your Applejack picture, then change your name to Applejack. You can keep clan tags and stuff, but try to stick to just Applejack.
Fourthly, this is optional but awesome: If you live near a grocery store or apple orchard, buy some apples as a gaming snack (I recommend Michigan apples, personally.).
Finally, start up CSS.
Playing as Applejack
Alright, now that the apple of this guide is peeled and cored, it’s time to use an Applejack-like playstyle!
Primary: The shotgun is a classic farmer’s weapon, so XM1014/M3. You could also go with the AWP/Scout.
Secondary: Any pistol, as long as you don’t use the Glock in burst-fire. Also, the Deagle is very expensive to buy and fire, so try to avoid that.
Equipment: Bomb Defusal Kit(CTs only)(Farmer’s don’t have grenades/night vision goggles/armor
Also, you should use your Applejack soundbites to troll people, or just use text chat.
Also, you’ll probably get banned from the server you play on if you overdo this.
Please suggest ideas and I will give you credit. Also, if you’re a brony-hater, please don’t post a hate-filled rant in the comments section. Just leave.
EDIT: Also, after many comments asking for this guide’s deletion, I can confirm that I will not delete this guide. So stop asking.