Overview
Yo guys what’s poppin’, welcome to my guide, maybe the most complete guide of our time about this game, after you’ll read this your skill will increase by 10001% ! (Statistics realised by a serious scientific such as me).
First step
Aim the head, the head isn’t on the floor so stop looking at the ground like a f.ucking ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Second step
Push with your index on your right click (the weird curved thing at the top right side of your mouse).
Third step
Press W to walk and A/D to strafe on the left/right side.
If you are French like me just shut your mouth and do Alt+Shift.
Fourth step
Press Shift to run.
Fifth step
Use your brain to play dumbass.
Congrat !
Thanks for looking at my guide, now you are way better than before at this game and you have grown a second neuron ! Congrat !
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