How to be like Barney Calhoun

Half-Life: Blue Shift★ 4 · 86 ratings3k views29 favorites1 min readby John CrowbarView on Steam ↗

Be very sexy and cool

Become very sexy like barney and very cool

Be in love with gordon Freeman

Yea so Barney is in love with Gordon Freeman. you need to be too




what am I doing with my life?
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