How to be monke

Overview

SebiAghe fight me (https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2537133212)So you’ve been probably have chosen, MONKEY.If you are here truly to become the superior monkey, I suggest you follow one these steps.(Latest version v1.1)The steps of how to become monke:

Welcome.

Hello my monkeys. In this guide I WILL TRULY show you how to become MONKEY AND FOREVER Warning: you might not go back to human (ew cringe), so do it at your own risk.

How to turn into monkey 1

Since you are here to become monkey, I have to give you steps to become one (obviously).

1. Doing it with friends is optional, but it will help you.

2. Start growing hair.
You will need to hit puberty for this, after you hit puberty you’ll need hair tonic (red dead redemption hair tonic, you can buy other hair tonics too), it’s essential to buying this thing. This thing will grow hair everywhere and slowly become monkey.

3. Become monke before you get old
Just try not to be old (if you are human) as much possible.

4. Get kidnapped by facebook. (Optional)
I will tell later why, you’ll just have to buy one of the facebook’s products. (If you don’t have VR yet)

5. Buy an ocolus quest 2.
Try to buy 64 gb because it’s so cheap unless you already.

5.1 Setup on ocolus quest 2.
The same thing here but if you are not monkey yet and dumber than a potato, here’s a tutorial how to setup.
6. Download gorilla tag.
Once you done all these steps. Also try to drink hair tonic and play gorilla tag at the same time.

7. Break all your furniture.
Play a lot of gorilla tag, drink a lot of hair tonic, don’t shave.

8. Get WI-FI anywhere you go! Hold up Litterally so you can everywhere drink hair tonic play gorilla tag and walk everywhere.

9. Go to jungle.
Forget the human languages, talk the “monkey” language, if there isn’t enough of hair drink more hair tonics.

[OPTIONAL] How to turn into monkey 2

If you REALLY REALLY wanna become the CHAD MONKE..
You will have to follow steps (completely optional)

1.

2. Get your monkeys.
Fight to death with honour with your friends and monkeys.

3. Kill the traitors.
Kill them, they deserved it.

4. Play any games that are related to monkey (bloons td, gorilla tag and more)

5. Research for monkey pills (optional and if you still didn’t became monkey yet)
Get Scientists, people, everyone to research them.

Ending

Congrats! You (may or may not) come this far! Here take the medal (if you became):