Overview
Ever wondered how to win with the horsies and kill all the noobs in the game? This is your one stop shop big guy
Step 1. Get a VPN from your favorite dad
First you’ll want to buy a VPN subscription from your favorite youtuber dads
Or
PIA or Nord VPN both work great for this.
After you setup and install your vpn, you’re gonna want to set your server connection to somewhere far away that causes you to have a high ping.
It seems this works best around 240-360 ping, going higher causes you to be negatively affected by the ping.
Step 2. Start seeding a linux distro torrent and set your uploading rate to maximum and download rate to a minimum
Download a torrent application like Qbittorent that isn’t full of ads and just start seeding the most up to date torrent avalaible.
You’ll want to limit your throughput here so you rubber band harder than the australians playing.
Step 3. Start the game and start horsebacking harder than Broke back mountain
Now, you’ll want to grab a horse position and start flexing on the noobs with your sword
Follow this image and just keep doing it all game because there are zero repurcussions and zero penalties for dying on a horse. Since there is no respawn timer that makes you wait longer than 15 seconds, get out there and start running people down and chopping heads off!
The point of this is to show that you should be flanking hard on the people just playing walking simulator to get to the reloading simulator part of the game for 2 mins before they are killed by a competent rocketeer or a stray bullet. You really want to just keep chopping the heads off of the mindless runners doing productive things on their phones while coming back to this game.
Here is one proud user of this concept who destroys noobs every game