Overview
complete guide on killing supper clam man
starting fight with big black brolick man
so first funny supper clam man will spawn and say “imma ♥♥♥♥ you up foo”
and then you go “imma ♥♥♥♥ you up foo”
and then you die 709 times before you get to the point where the projectiles start going HORIZONTALLY AND VERTICALLY
then you die at least 1206 more times until you can hit him
i cant upload pictures but then it looks like the calamity boss you fought earlier
AFTER SHE ♥♥♥♥ STOMPS YOU
so now theres a bunch of ♥♥♥♥ stains following you and you have to destroy orbs so you can slap the supper man himself
now you can slap the man himself but before you do that, do you have a yoyo? yes? do you only have a yoyo? yes? stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing the game
if you have more than 2 brain cells and more than just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yoyo, you’re good to go. you dont have to give up for the next phase
so now the big black man is just gonna go next to you and try to slap you but you say “no stay 6 feet” so shes not all up in your precious face
now you just gotta slap her with whatever weapons you have for a bit and shes gonna hock some loogies at you and you gotta dodge them because its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boss fight what did you expect
THE BROTHERS (whatever that means)
then shes all like “i must summon my brothers” and then her 2 brothers show up and this is where your yoyo is useless
you have to kill both brothers before you can damage big black man more than one damage per hit
the brothers fly almost off your screen and your yoyo is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
they camp you like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and shoot ♥♥♥♥ at you
after they’re dead you gotta slap the ♥♥♥♥ out of big black man again until she goes “shii i gotta spawn more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥” and then you need to slap some orbs again with ♥♥♥♥ stains following you except THIS time theres 2 moons following you and they do 8k damage and the most you can have is 2k under certain conditions and that means you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die
after the moons
now its just one on one with the black man himself i think
actually im pretty sure she also has some other minion with her like the ♥♥♥♥ stains or something
anyways now its the biggest bullet hell you’ve seen since the start of this fight
now you need to watch her as she has an aneurysm and hulls at you like the funny eye and you need to dodge every bullet or else you’ll just die
and then when shes at 10 percent she starts talking about some “other god” or some ♥♥♥♥ and you’re just there like “♥♥♥♥♥ you the final boss i dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know what you’re talking about” and then shes like “i couldnt even beat him what chance do y-” and then you slap her really hard and she dies