Overview
In this guide I will show you three different ways to blow through mass effect on ANY difficulty (especially easy!)
Way 1: “The lady-like warrior”
When playing like this, it is recommended the player makes Shepard look like as much of a baby as possible. Oh, and you’re gonna need a lot of medi-gel.
The player should train their character in shotgun and sniper rifle to aid their position, because this strategy is very complex and requires a lot of concentration.
Step 1: Order squadmates into the open area of combat
Step 2: Get as far away from battle as possible
Step 3: keep reviving your squadmates until they defeat the enemy (step 4a) or you run out of medigel.(step 4b)
Step 4a: take all the best weapons and armor you loot for yourself while stripping your squadmates down to the bare minimum
Step 4b: retreat onto the normandy. Then make Joker fight.
Way 2: “The boss ass ♥♥♥♥♥”
Train Shepard in sniper rifles and knifes only, as this strategy needs a god to control the sheer intensity of this foolish mortal Shepard.
Step 1: Make all of the normandy’s crew stay with THE bomb
Step 2: play like a god.
Step 2a: Sprint
Step 2b: jump in a full 360 degrees
Step 2c: esplode skrubs with your haxx gun in teh faic while screaming to your mother for some more red bull.
Step 3: Get babes in the real world because chicks dig gamers
Way 3: “The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥”
Divide your skills equally to create a walking vagina, as that is what you will be.
Remember: always keep your squad in peak condition with your loot
Step 1: Assess the battle situation while stroking your newly grown breasts
Step 2: Order your teamates into camp-♥♥♥ spots while ♥♥♥-sluttingly picking off enemies from afar as they get into position
Step 3: Aid your teamates and fight alongside them to destroy ‘Murica in one quick fight
Step 4: Weep to your mother how this game shouldn’t be for children of your age and is too violent for children
Step 5: have a “sensual” dream about Bill Nye, the world famous lady’s guy